MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniversePinkie
When the ad for a roommate was answered by a pony, Louis was more than a bit surprised. He had heard about them in the news, and how they had come from another world. But what Bronies had wished for wasn't exactly what they found. Now the real ponies are visiting earth, and he has one living with him. How will the straight laced normal guy learn to deal with a hyperactive pink pony, and how will she learn to live in a world without magic?
A bit of a sitcom style slice of life, where the real ponies are as different from the show as we are from cartoon humans. Rated PG13 for innuendo and language. Expect foul language, F-bombs, sexual innuendos, and tons of low-brow dirty humor.
Featured! 2/7/14
Room for Rent: FAQ
Edited by Zyrian
MLP: FiMSexRomanceDramaPornHumanOtherRoseluckFlower Ponies
Months have passed since Clyde, the first known human to pop into Equestria, appeared in Ponyville. The ponies had been reluctant to accept the strange creature at first, but had grown used to his presence as time flew by. Not that he cared. All he wanted was to get back home.
So when Princess Twilight told him that her research into the anomaly had come up empty, he was lost. Doomed to be trapped in a land of colorful equine creatures for the rest of his life.
Fortunately for him, a local flower pony decides to make it her mission to befriend him, and show him that maybe he'll actually like it in Equestria.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyPornAnthroOC
Tekky has been left unmolested for the evening, since Leech wandered off into the night. Without anyone to entertain her, she wanders upstairs and whiles away her evening; that is, until her roommate comes bursting through the door. Even grubbier than normal, and sporting a few cuts and scrapes, Leech seems to have had a rather rough and tumble evening, if nothing else. We can only hope that the slovenly unicorn didn't get into anything she couldn't handle...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Shower Sexytimes, and Superfluous Amounts of Spooge
Artwork by Patate Douce
MLP: FiMSexRomanceRandomSecond PersonHumanMinuetteAnon
Now with a reading: https://youtu.be/6bqGniMoDs0
You visit the dentist like the good human you are for a routine check-up. A check-up that is in no way sexual or has anything to do with a particular infatuation with a mare with minty fresh hair.
A second person Anon x Colgate story.
Contains: hoofjobs, thighjobs, anal and a terrible display of knowledge in the field of dentistry
I have no idea who the artist of the pic is, so I couldn't tell you if I tried.
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornAnthroSpikeCadanceShining Armor
Shining loves his wife more than anything, and would do anything to keep her happy. However, as one half of the Crystal Empire's ruling couple, his duties sometimes involve him being gone from home for extended periods; checking outposts, ensuring that troops are in top form, and various other tasks.
However, as Princess of Love, Cadance has certain...needs. Needs that Shining has trouble seeing to when he has to be away.
To rectify this, the pair enlist the aid of a certain dragon.
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornSecond PersonHumanCelestiaLunaAnon
Anon goes before the princesses as is normal for representatives of species, diplomat or not. He finds the customary royal greeting is decidedly non-standard.
[Futa]
(Pure smut)
MLP: FiMSexViolenceComedyRandomHumanTwilightLyraOC
Lyra's dream has come true. A human has come into Equestria. Unfortunately, he's a total misanthrope and wants to be turned into a pony.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRandomPornSecond PersonAnthroHumanMaud Pie
Making your way downtown, walking fast, ponies pass and you're inbound...to make your third delivery of the day. You've got your order from the Burrito Barn, the receipt is in your pocket, and the weather is quite nice for the relatively short stroll. Unfortunately, as you'll soon find out, your upcoming customer has a rather interesting take on how to stay protected.
Kinks Include: Ambiguous Sex and Gender of the Reader, Oral, Cock Worship, a Bit of Musk, a Spontaneous Ejaculation, Safe Sex, a Hulking Dickmare, and a Rather Generous Tip...
Artwork by Forsaken
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MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifePornYaksSandbarYona
Even though the idea of leaving his family for Hearth's Warming was rather daunting, young Sandbar was equally excited to spend the holidays in Yakyakistan with his new girlfriend Yona. She seemed rather keen on letting the pony experience Snilldar Fest for the first time, as well as sharing a special Smashing as a couple. However, due to the fact that 'Smash' translates to many different terms in Yakyakistan, Sandbar wasn't completely aware of what she meant until they're finally alone...
This story was the winner of November's Patreon Commission Story Poll, and was an entry submitted by Winter Quill. This story contains M/F clop, and both characters are over the age of consent.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeAlt. UniverseChrysalisTirekCozy Glow
The moments of our lives are fickle things. We never really know what moments we'll remember years down the road, and we surely have no idea how significant some moments can be until they're already long past.
For three former villains, a great number of moments occurred between their fateful meeting with the former Princesses of Equestria and their ultimate revenge on two callous ponies from Manehatten. Some moments were tiny, still others enormous, but there was one thing they all had in common; for this odd little family, they meant the world.
Step back and peer through the window at these moments, these scenes, in the lives of three creatures who united to destroy, but were bonded together forever by love.
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A collection of small scenes in the lives of Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow between the events of the first and second chapters of 'the Ending of the Beginning.' They'll be written in no particular order as I have no idea how far this story will go.
Got an idea, request, or suggestion for a scene? Comment below or message it to me!
Cover art borrowed from Flutterthrash
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Villain-Tines Day- "Tirek and Chrysalis have their first Hearts and Hooves Day."
Rules for Dating Our Teenage Daughter- "Tirek and Chrysalis have a heart to heart with one of Cozy Glow's suitors."
Mother (Figures) Day- “Cozy Glow has some questions about how Chrysalis really feels about Mares Day.”
Sixteen Tons- “Tirek gets a job.” Suggested by Animation Crusader
Pick On Somepony Your Own Size- “Cozy Glow gets some unexpected back-up when dealing with a bully.” Suggested by Ember Shroud
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year- “The family celebrates Hearth’s Warming with some of the friends they’ve made over the years.”
Progress Reports- “Chrysalis starts getting mail from an unexpected source.” Suggested by Frustration in Excelsis
Upcoming Chapters;
The Imitation Game- “Chrysalis has mixed feelings about Cozy Glow’s choice in Nightmare Night attires.” Suggested by Vaguely Demented
We Need to Talk About Cozy- “Tirek and Chrysalis attend their first parent-teacher conference.” Suggested by Animation Crusader
Sleepovers 101- “Cozy Glow has Lily Vine and Mustard Seed over for her very first sleepover. Tirek and Chrysalis are unsure what to do.” Suggested by Green Cuppa
Decisions, Decisions- “Cozy Glow can’t decide what university to attend. Tirek and Chrysalis have an idea, but it comes with a heavy price.” Suggested by Wisp_of_a_Willow
And Many More - “Cozy Glow celebrates her first birthday with her new family.” Suggested by Penguin_Lord
Neigh-Borhood Watch- “The family’s neighbors debate their true intentions.” Suggested by ppg1998
The Sound of Little Hooves- “Chrysalis has something very important to discuss with her husband.” Suggested by K9Thefirst1
A short clopfic set in the Space Ponyo universe.
Night Tracer is the stoic and Stony head of security at EquestriAero. As a bat-pony, she prefers to get her work done through the midnight hours, when the office is quieter and she can make sure everything is locked down.
Tonight, however, a young trouble-maker mechnical engineer is staying late to meet a tough deadline. Comet is working away slavishly, not realizing that the basket of fruit he received from a visiting Zebrican contains the sweet aphrodisiac-ambrosia that bat-ponies Revere in legend: mango.
Tag along as the desire for mango pull the little thestral out of her shell... and into Comet's pants.
Contains: m/f clop, very light blood sucking, lots of EEEEing
Featured from 05/02/18 - 05/06/18!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifePornDerpyDoctor Whooves
It occured to the Doctor a long time ago that his faithful assistant's behind has some rather interesting capacities. Bending reality, changing entropy... There was a lot of data suggesting something deeper. Now, the Doctor finally has a chance to study Derpy's butt in the controlled laboratory environment. And Derpy doesn't mind a little science either...
A collaboration with Bootsy Slickmane who also drew the coverart.
Reading by Yamazaki
Russian translation by FoxcubRandy and ColdSky
Warning: science, property damage, anal
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomanceDramaSlice of LifeTwilightSpike
*See below the break for content warning.*
Spike and Twilight have always been very close, and ever since the day she'd hatched him they were like mother and son. When Spike hit adolescence however, his feelings for her evolved from simply mother and son to lovers...for him, at least. When all is said and done however, Twilight might learn some things about dragon anatomy and reproduction that she never learned in any of her books...and record it. For science, of course, but also for love.
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EDIT: On 10/4/15-10/6/15, this story was FEATURED! AAAAAH! THANKS GUYS! ...AND AGAIN ON 10/13?! HOLY PRINCESS SUNBUTT YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!
EDIT 2: As of July 4th 2016, I have 7+ views and 520+ likes. I literally have no words. Thank you all so much for your support!
EDIT 3: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND...views as of 3/10/18, that is. Y'all are awesome, and thanks so much for loving this story!
EDIT 4: Wow, hay of a welcome back for my (long-delayed) 8th chapter guys. Featured 5/16/18. Thanks for the support!
EDIT 5: Again on 6/18/18
I am aware there is not a very creative nor original setting for this story, but I kinda just wanted to write it regardless and didn't want to spend ages setting up for the action, as the show has done that well enough for me already.
TLDR: I regret nothing - yay SpiLight!
As a general warning, this story is kinda fetishistic, as are most of my stories. This particular one contains, in no given order: an interspecies romantic relationship between a dragon and a mare, potentially technical incest, exhibitionism (kind of; camcorder recording for scientific reasons, and the viewing of said recordings), anatomically correct genitals including spiny hemipenes (2 penises), male masturbation, deep penetration/slight cervical penetration, multiple orgasms in short amounts of time, light cum inflation and knotting/tying, as well as possibly impregnation; shower sex (quickie vaginal), extremely minor masochism (hair-pulling with claws digging into flesh, biting; no wounding done), and unintentionally sexualized medical trans-vaginal and trans-rectal ultrasound and an incidental orgasm from such, and more male masturbation and vaginal sex. If you don't like any of this...I don't know what to say.
SUPER spoilers: impregnation, pregnancy, pregnancy sex, minor lactation, and non-graphic birth.
Also, please feel free to comment, whether praise, discussion or constructive criticism. I like hearing what people have to say about my writing, as well as ways I can improve. What I do not like outright bashing of anyone's work based only on it containing a certain pairing or personal bias against certain traits of the story. If you don't like it, OK. Nopony's making you read it.
As for them still being in the Golden Oaks Library as opposed to the Friendship Castle, this story is based after Twilight was ascended, but before Tirek showed up.
Credits:
The draconian anatomy depictions used were heavily inspired by the older MLP comics by Kitsune Youkai on e621 (site contains NSFW content) - namely inspired by 'Dragon You Over' and the standalone Spike-related pics - and their breeding habits partially by Dreamscape in this story. Obviously, I added my own takes to these and simply used them as a base.
BetaHammer also recommended I split a chapter to improve story flow and make some suspense, so thanks for that.
As for the NEW cover art, it's a portion of artwork done by 'the minuscule task' on derpibooru, #1328825.
Also, a special thanks to refferee for editing the story for me post-publish. Thank you!
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifeScootaloo
Scootaloo is finally home alone for an entire night. The world is her oyster! She can do anything! But what does a filly with a house all to herself do?
Contains Foalcon and a poor, unsuspecting pillow being molested.
Check out the sequel, Adolescence
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomancePornScootalooOC
WARNING: This fic contains foalcon, foursomes, exhibitionism and a very horny millionare.
Scootaloo has settled into her new life as a bat pony. She's got family, a loving coltfriend and her very own bat wings, she even has her dream life of working in an exclusive bat pony sex resort!
But Princess Luna isn't quite finished with her yet, and she's sent her best envoys to 'convince' her to accept her new proposal...
This is a commission requested by Brony-Wan-Kenobi!
FEATURED 24/01
The cover art is drawn by JcosNeverExisted, as the original is too lewd for FimFic, you can find it on their artist search page by searching 'artist:jcosneverexisted, scootaloo' on Derpibooru.
Edited by the wonderful Snipinexpert and marinus19.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeScootalooLunaOCBat Pony
WARNING: This fic contains foalcon, gangbanging and a very pervy princess.
Having finally received her cutie mark, the only thing Scootaloo wants is to soar through the skies.
But her permanently stunted wings all but seal her fate and she is ground-bound for life. If only there was a way to trade in your defective wings for a working pair...
This is a commission requested by Brony-Wan-Kenobi!
FEATURED ON: 25/07!
The cover art is drawn by JcosNeverExisted, as the original is too lewd for FimFic, you can find it on their artist search page by searching 'artist:jcosneverexisted' on Derpibooru.
I'd also like to give a huge thank you to Darkscootaloo, who commissioned the original image with his OC Sleepy Rain.
Edited by the wonderful Snipinexpert
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifeHumanRainbow DashScootalooOther
You are Anonymous, the only human in Equestria. (Yeah, it's one of -those- fics.)
The previous week has been a nightmare for you. Why? You broke a Pinkie Promise, and the party pony made you pay for it. A whole week at her command, but you couldn't keep up. This, of course, has left you with a fear of breaking any other Pinkie Promise ever again.
There's a problem though, you have one promise left to fulfill before you can stop worrying about breaking another. During your "sentence", Scootaloo lent you a hoof with a few things. Being immensely grateful, you promised her one favor. How can a favor to a little filly be so bad? You told her that the favor could be anything her little heart desires of you. Anything.
What will her favor be? You can only hope it won't be anything serious.
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornRainbow DashScootalooDiamond TiaraCheerileeCMCs
Scootaloo has been keeping a secret all of her life. When her friends were out experimenting for the first time, getting busy with stallions and mares and growing up like any filly or colt should, she was stuck feeling too embarrassed to ever pursue anyone, all because of the thing hanging between her legs.
All of that changes at eighteen, when her idol wakes her up to just how sexy her equipment is with a little play... Looks like her friends will be trying her cock out for themselves soon enough, so long as Scootaloo can find the confidence in herself to come clean with them!
And then get dirty with them, of course.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornNurse RedheartAnon
Anon's been in Equestria for about a month and, he's gotta say, things could be worse. The talking pastel ponies are all friendly, he doesn't have to worry about taxes, and he's even started getting in shape while working at the Apple family farm. Yup, everything seems to be going rather well, that is until he notices something rather peculiar about the magical sentient equines. Unsure of what's going on he decides to visit the clinic to get to the root of his curious problem.
Kinks include: Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Scent / Musk, Squirting, and Creampie