When Zane gets tired of his stay at home life, he attempts to get a job in the local boutique as a sales assistant. An RGRE smutfic.
Tired of sitting around at home all day, Zane decides that it's high time he got a job. Unfortunately, his manual labour skills are of little use in a world filled with magic, so he does what most stallions do: pursues work in retail.
When Zane learns of a vacancy in Carousel Boutique, he also discovers that the owner is oddly in touch with her effeminate side, a trait uncommon in mares, and one that interests Zane very much. It's been so long since he met a girl who was actually girly, he just wonders if she'll let him treat her like one.
Twilight and Pinkie Pie share a little more than cake...
Pinkie Pie thought she was just going to let Twilight Sparkle try a new confection she cooked up; little did she know, the Princess would be sampling far more than just her pastry...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Face Fucking, Face Sitting, A Fat Ass, and Eating Cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Artwork by Dank Flank (Twitter @Dankflank1)
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Shining Armor, the effeminate stallion, is summoned to speak with Princess Celestia. Unbeknownst to him, the princess has big plans for the svelte, white unicorn...
After weeks upon weeks of submitting to his latent urges, Shining Armor is a changed unicorn. His body, once chiselled and muscular, is now supple and elegant. His trip, however, has caused him to miss a rather sizeable amount of time from the Royal Guard Academy. As such, the stallion is terrified when he receives a letter from Princess Celestia herself, calling for an audience with him. What she wants, he does not know; although, he can't help but feel a little anxious about the impending meeting...
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Oral, Anal, Double-Teaming, Cock Worship, Musk, Threesome, Size Difference, LargeColossal Insertions, Feminization, Cross-Dressing, Mind Break, Cum Inflation, Dirty Talk, Inordinate Amounts of Jizz, as well as a pinch of Foalcon and Incest
Queen Chrysalis finds shelter in the unlikeliest of places...
Queen Chrysalis, after having been thwarted by ponies time and time again in her plans to conquer Equestria, is, to put it mildly, not doing so well. Her forces have been reformed, her kingdom has been overtaken by overly friendly simpletons, and on the verge of starvation, the changeling queen goes seeking refuge to rebuild her strength and concoct a plan to reap vengeance upon those who have wronged her. Stumbling upon a village to the north of Canterlot, she finds shelter in the home of a rather curious and headstrong mare.
Kinks include: Female/Female, Oral, Teasing, Copious Amounts of Questionable Juices, and Existential Crisis Causing Orgasms.
This is a collaborative project with Hatter's Lye, a wonderful artist who made an animation to accompany this fic! You can find his stuff on Derpibooru. I can't post a link to it because it's NSFW but please go check out his stuff, it's all pretty awesome!
Looking for love, yet failing to have much luck, Anon gets some help from an unexpected source...
Being whisked off to a land of friendly and magical horsies wasn't a fun experience, for Anon, but failing to find somepony interested in him made matters all the more difficult. Time and again, he'd tried to woo the colorful and pleasant equines of Ponyville but, alas, his efforts were in vain. It was only when Fluttershy decided to set him up on a blind date did his luck finally turn...
Kinks Include: Subverted Expectations, Male on Male, Anal, Interspecies, Kissing, a Creampie, and a Liberal Dash of Confusion
Artwork by CBTwilight
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Poor Thorax is bullied a lot in the hive but Chrysalis know just what he needs, a heaping helping of Mama's love
Chrysalis really wants to help Thorax become a better changeling and that means teaching him how to feed off the love of others. Selflessly she volunteers to show him how you can "steal" a changeling queen's love.
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Incest, Submission, Domination, Oral, Rimming, Deep Throat, Rough Sex, Spanking, Inflation, and Oviposition.
Also, while this is a one shot I do have plans for two additional stories which tie in so STAY TUNED!!!
Alone, ripped from everything he's ever known, Anon finds himself in a strange land. Yet there's one who comes to greet him.
Anon never expected to find himself in some far-flung world, yet he was. He didn't want to lose everything he ever knew, yet he did.
Waking up, he discovers he's far from home, with but the clothes on his back. Wandering into a nearby village, and spotting a few strangely colored creatures, Anon is left to wonder where he is. As all of the town's denizens shy away, keeping their distance, a lone figure trots out to greet him, to welcome him to what may be his new life...
Kink List: Hot, Spicy, Romantic Hoof Holding
Artwork by: theparagon
Big shoutout to my dude Freglz. He gave me a few suggestions and helped with the editing! Go check this man out!!!
Shining goes down town for a night with the boys, this turns into the night of his life
It'd been ten years since he'd had a good night out with no worries. With flurry taken care of, and no urgent matters for once, Shining takes it upon himself to just have a good time out with friends. But a seedy bar has a seedy secret, a hole that lets people have anonymous sex. What would you do if you found that the hole you were currently deep inside was not quite what you thought. Shining's going to find out
Fleetfoot has never been the romantic type. She's never felt that deep longing for a special somepony in her life — never had time for it either. Then why does she have a crush, and why is she waking up in bed with him?
Fleetfoot has never been the romantic type. She's never felt that deep longing for a special somepony in her life — never had time for it either.
Then why does she have a crush, and why is she waking up in bed with him?
Celestia and Luna both suffer in silence, painfully distant from their mortal citizens and wanting nothing more then to 'connect' with a fellow pony. Both immortal alicorns attempt to relieve their pent up needs, to potentially disasterous results.
Celestia holds a secret agreement with a very discrete brothel in Canterlot, allowing her to relieve herself in secret and avoid the bothersome complications of taking a lover. Luna seems unable to acquire a lover in part due to her naivate concerning the modern times she finds herself, as a result she is forced to seek out the pleasure of an escort at a certain very discrete brothel in Canterlot.
A commission for shade70 Kink Warnings Incest, futa, glory hole, public use, slight bulge. Yay top of featured! (I hope you enjoy this reverse birthday present from me to you! The source leads to the left half of the pic and is sfw. The right is by kyokimute so if you want to find that, you know how it works :P)
First Lieutenant Jake Carson is aboard the Starstreaker, the most intelligently designed space craft ever conceived by humanity. During his time on board they are ambushed by a Verix fleet and forced to take drastic measures
It's the year 2853 and the human race is more threatened than ever. The cybernetic species known as the "Verix" had been eliminating any and all life they could find. The war began many years ago, when human kind had been branching itself out to new planets, in hope to control it's growing population. After the discovery of the hostile lifeforms, planets have been under constant war. Human kind is slowly losing the fight, and realized they needed to think of a new strategy, or they'll be eradicated. And so began the age of genetic modifications.
Second Lieutenant Jake Carson, a man fighting in the war for humanities survival, returns from his latest mission. Upon returning he is granted the promotion of First Lieutenant, and is scheduled to begin genetic modifications the next day. Then all hell breaks loose.
Arcs are written below (Spoilers for future chapters, separated and blacked out)
Arc One: Contact- Jake finds himself stranded on a planet he's never seen before with other intelligent life. He's on a strict schedule and must make it back to home base before his enemy does, to prepare for the massive battle ahead. Chapters 1-18
Arc Two: Crossfire- The battle is on as Jake (And a certain friend) say their goodbyes for now and make it back to Earth. All of humanity, and more, is at risk of collapse. Not only that, but Jake discovers a small spark in a certain pony... Chapters 19-32
Arc Three: Momentum- With the immediate threat taken care of, Jake and his allies attempt to fortify atop their newfound ally planet. However, before any real progress can be made they are hit with a surprise attack, pushing Luna to make a dire decision. Chapters 33-43
Arc Four: Visions- Jake recovers from his near-death experience with a newfound perspective on the past. While attempting to supress his memories, he was also suppressing his feelings of attachment. Now breaking through these barriers, he will begin to care more for those around him. Chapters 44-54
Arc Five: Relations- Being on temporary leave, Jake uses this chance to get closer to someone he has begun having feelings towards. Hoping to have it flourish into something more. Meanwhile the Verix lurks in the background, learning what they can about this new species. Chapters 55-??
[The the first 12 or so chapters are mostly the events leading up to where Jake is now, and are in 3rd person. The story switches to 1st person after that]
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This is my LATEST story I have created. I am working on this in hopes that I can finally make the kind of story I always wanted to. This story will be VERY long, so be ready to grab some popcorn and stay a while if you are late to the party!
I hope you all enjoy the story as much as I enjoy writing it!
LABELED MATURE FOR.... reasons.... (Luna x Human eventually...)
Story starts in third person and transitions into first person. Third person is used in early chapters to catch up the story.
Stallions and mares everywhere are going bananas over the new vegitarian sausages Twilight made but none moreso than Rumble!
Rumble is a sucker for thick, juicy, succulent M.E.A.T. (Magically Enhanced Apple Tubes) and can't get enough of 'em! While at a cookout for the Wonderbolts with his brother, Rumble gets the surprise of his lifetime; something special that the Princess of Friendship made just for him. Could this be when the eager colt learns his eyes are bigger than his mouth/throat/stomach?!?
I hope y'all enjoy this wholesome bit of family friendly fiction! If, for whatever reason, your mind creeps into the gutter, well, shame on you!
The tale of an American man trying to live peacefully in RGRE.
Mack was a normal American, who magically wound up in a world of brightly colored horses with out even a hint of what was to come. And for some reason the mares all treat him like he's a porcelain doll, much to his chagrin.
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Just a little bit of noodling with no real narrative structure, and marked mature for innuendo and crass language. This pile of words is going to be self edited, updated at the speed of atoms at 0 Kelvin, and likely to be a mess of time skips. But hopefully it'll be a fun little ride that amuses the masses.
* The cover picture has nothing to do with anything, I just find it adorable.
*Well this exploded beyond all reasonable expectation, hopefully the rest of it will actually be as good as I want it to be. 1-28-19
*After thinking on it, I'm 92% certain that my choice of picture is part of the reason this is going so well compared to my other stories.
You're not exactly good with the whole Equestrian courtship rituals, so you need a little girl to explain what you're doing wrong. Through demonstration.
Ever since you ended up in Equestria, you've had basically zero luck dating mares. You can chalk a good portion of it due to the whole different species thing, but you know there has to be more to it than that!
That's when you meet Katy, a filly who looks like she's just barely gotten her cutie mark, and she has made it her personal mission to figure out all the girl problems you're having. What could a pony her age have to teach you, though?
Well, a good start would be how Equestrian mating culture works. Sure, she's young, but she has to know more about it than you do, right? What could go wrong?
Your friend Vinyl hooks you up with Octavia. Lewd shenanigans ensue.
Your friend Vinyl Scratch drags you out of your apartment and forces you to attend a show that she just knows you're going to love. With nothing else better to do you give in and boy are you glad you did.
After being left alone to tend the Rich family mansion, Anon runs across an intruder ransacking Filthy's room!
With Diamond Tiara gone for the day, Anon is left to look after the house. Deciding he'd rather not spend the entire day in bed, bored out of his mind, the man finds himself cleaning up a bit. Curiously, he discovers that someone is in his boss's room, rummaging around in Spoiled's jewelry cabinet! Taking matters into his own hands, and with nobody else to back him up, the man bravely confronts the robber. Unfortunately, things are not what they seem...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Squirting, Spanking, Dirty Talk, Rough Sex, Creampies, Crotch Tits, and a very awkward situation. No Foalcon in this one!
Tekky thought Leech would get tired of her Nightmare Night costume after a few days, she was terribly wrong...
It's been a while since Nightmare Night, and Leech insists on wearing her costume. Dressing herself like some harlot vampire, replete with cape, ruby contact lenses, and literally nothing else, the mischievous mare traipses around the apartment and shop in typical, unabashed fashion. Having grown tired with her roommate's shenanigans, Tekky decides to take action. Unfortunately for her, but to Leech's great amusement, the plan hits a snag. Fleeing from the potionmaker's shop, the impish unicorn stumbles across a pair of mares walking the streets. A prank is quickly concocted, goes awry, and a lewd, yet ironic, event transpires...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Female, Threesomes, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Romantic Frivolities, and Excessive Amounts of Jizz
Twilight attempts an all new type of mental stimulation...
Having read about some alternative ways to pleasure herself, Twilight asks Spike for a helping hand. After a bit of convincing, the plucky dragon reluctantly agrees to the exceedingly odd plan. After all, how many creatures can say they...
FOR YOUR OWN GOD, PLEASE, READ THE TAG BELOW THE ONLY KINK: Ear fucking and direct sexual stimulation of the cerebrum
Artwork by Sugarlesspaints
Author's Note: I've been sitting on this for a while and couldn't figure a good time to publish it.
Forgive me horse jezus, for I have sinned... But seriously, I hope y'all get a few chuckles out of it
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Boysenberry and her dad were already late and had to get out the door fast. Though, even if time wasn’t on their side, to get everything done in their morning routine, what was another five minutes?
Those days when you’re behind schedule and know you’re just going to be late. You need to get the basics done and head out as soon as possible. For Boysenberry and her Dad, even if they are a bit behind, it doesn’t mean they’d have to sacrifice everything just to get out the door. What was another five minutes to make sure everything was done?
Tags: Foalcon, Filly on Stallion, M/F, Father on Daughter, Incest, Casual Sex, A Rushed Morning
