Have you ever gotten so drunk you forgot you offered the princesses' hoof in marriage to whoever brought your sister back? And how many 'es' there are in 'Princess'?
After Luna had been banished to the moon, Celestia got drunk, real drunk. Drunk enough to make up several laws she completely forgot about for a thousand years. What happens when Luna discovers one of these laws, and what's worse, she actually likes the sound of it.
Complete chaos as the mane six now find themselves unintentionally being wed to two Princesses.
Very much inspired by the old: Six Brides for Two Sisters story by Equus Palladus.
Local Dumbass Yote By A Bus, Turns Into A Unicorn, More At 11.
Rose Tint is quite the fortunate fellow! Well about as fortunate as a man who was hit by a bus can be..
He was given the privilege of deciding the starting conditions of his next run at life, and ended up in none other than a rendition of everyone's favorite Ponyland Cartoon Show. He has no idea what's going on, and he's a bit confused but we think he has the spirit!
Pinkie Pie has a secret that not even she knows about. What will the truth affect? Well, probably not that much, to be honest. But it sure makes for a neat party trick!
Filed as "Teen" just to be safe, but all mentionings are very circumspect. An entry for theMonster MaresStory Contest
A night for celebration and booze turns steamy as a misunderstood question makes Starlight reveal her secret lust towards Spike
Trixie and Starlight Glimmer are celebrating their first month as besties. drinking, playing, gossiping and enjoying themselves to their heart's content. They wore out as the alcohol hits them to the point they lay on the ground enjoying the dazzling feeling and comfort in the ground.
Amidst in their own drunkness, they start to exchange question and histories about themselves until Trixie cames up with a silly question: "Why does Starlight like kites so much?"
The answer for that misunderstood question will turn the heat on their conversation as Starlight confess her secret craving for a certain dragon Thanks to HeartLinda for his help as an editor and advisor. Note: my first featured fic (25/09/17-27/09/17), sweet celestia, thank you guys. Second note: coverart is from one of DarkPotzm's works. Warning note: contains non-consensual sexual acts and coc- well... Spike worship.
Shy and timid Nora finally works up enough courage to ask Princess Celestia on a date. However, there might be more to Celestia than Nora originally thought.
Nora has a secret. During the year she's been living in Equestria, she has somehow managed to develope a crush on a pony. Unfortunately for her, said pony happens to be the monarch of the day and bearer of the sun, Princess Celestia. After months of bearing her crush, Nora finally works up enough courage to ask Celestia out on a date. To everyone's surprise—Nora's included—Celestia agrees.
Celestia has a secret. One that nopony save for Luna knows. A secret that might change how Nora feels about the Solar Princess.
After all, in Equestria, 'Princess' is just a title.
A drunk game of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance.
A drunk round of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance. Then again, he's not exactly opposed to it. He's just never bothered. Maybe he could give it a go. But with who?
Written entirely for fun, will probably only be two chapters actually around four chapters because I have no self control! I really just wanted to play around with the virgin, probably asexual Discord concept. Also, drunk ponies. Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Chapter 1 contains sexual discussions, drinking, profanity, a striptease, and Twilight being horny! No porn yet. Chapter 2 contains slightly more graphic sexual discussions but the porn still hasn't happened yet, hold your horses. Chapter 3 contains what I'm sure you've been waiting for! Sex scene, involves oral, lots of kisses, and vanilla but passionate lovin'. Enjoy~
Meanwhile Chapter 4 and the epilogue are just to wrap things up. There MIGHT be a continuation but if so it'd be in a sequel, but that's completely up in the air right now.
Celestia always dreamed of a foal. Just never expected it to be like this.
Chrysalis expected a few things to come out of her failed invasion. New enemies, cuts, bruises. But she really wasn't expecting to be expecting. Worst yet, the father of her unborn isn't a he, but a she who just so happens to be the Princess of Equestria.
Cover art by Lopoddity here Nothing to do with her verse and next gen, picture just somewhat fit
A man and a mare get locked in a bar. One thing leads to another, and sex ensues.
At the tender age of twenty-five, Adam DeGroff never expected to end up in a land of magical, sapient pastel ponies. Nevertheless, he has wholeheartedly embraced the lifestyle of the natives, and now works at a bar in Canterlot, where his unique stature and talent for “flairtending” have made him popular with the bar’s regular customers, and with one mare in particular that he works with.
Little do either of them know, however, that accidentally getting locked in the bar overnight will lead to a rather passionate display of emotions...
Contains: gloriously smutty interspecies filth, teat play, Lonely Island memes, hornjob, a certain sex act that goes by the number sixty-nine, vaginal, creampie, and questionable fire safety regulations in Equestria.
Author's Note: Despite having almost none of the worldbuilding of the Derrenverse, I consider this to be "Derrenverse-adjacent" due to the use of a character from Chapter Eight of Greater Lights: Adaptation.
With his past salacious encounters behind him, Anon assumes his luck is finally starting to turn. Unfortunately, he thought too soon...
With the weight of three scandalous encounters bearing down on him, Anon's had better days. Strangely, things seem to have died down. None of the students have spoken about his questionable activities, nor has anyone else attempted to get into his pants. Hours turn to days, days turn to weeks, and yet the lustful yak hasn't made an appearance. Still, Yona's haunting words still ring in his ears, leaving the poor janitor unsettled. As another hard day's work draws to a close, Anon beds down for a good night's rest. Or so he hopes...
Princess Luna and Celestia are having trouble with the rather unpleasant nobles of Canterlot. The two must find a suitor before the week, or lose their right to rule. If only there was somepony that could fill the role?
The nobles of Canterlot are up to their old schemes again. Trying desperately to elevate themselves from mere nobles to that of royalty, the high council begins to pressure both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna into marriage. There is only one problem the two sisters face. As the law of old states, only a pony of nobility or foreign dignitary may be eligible to wed either of the princesses. The two sisters must now find a suitable candidate willing to adhere to the balance of power they had so desperately fought to maintain, or lose their right to rule. Luckily, there seems to be a certain somebody that meets the strict criteria and who would also not abuse his position as royal consort to the Moon and Sun. Now, if only there was a way to convince him.
((I know I am terrible at writing synopsis, but please don't let that dissuade you from giving my story a chance. Rated T for light cussing, teasing, flirtatious mares, and provocative situations. May change later on depending on how I feel and the input from the readers.))
Update: I finally got a beautiful cover art for the story! It looks so freaking amazing and I am super happy with how it turned out. The artist is super talented and you should all go view her stuff and maybe even commission something from her! I literally can't justify how amazing this picture is! Artist: Cotton Thank you all so much for your feedback and support! Because of you all I was featured! *happy pony noises* Featured 1/20/17 2/02/17 12/05/17
You've been working for the Apple family for quite some time now, and you didn't know why... not until this very day... stupid sexy Big Mac. (Femanon x Big Mac)
Equestria, if you were brutally honest, lost its lustre quite quickly after you got used to it. Your naturally misanthropic demeanour eventually applied to the ponies and their cuddly pedantic faces, and you needed a place far from, well, everybody else. You found your splendid isolation in the form of a farm not too far from civilisation, one belonging to the Apple family, and after several months of working for them, you realised something Big.
Fetishes/Kinks: (Femanon)Female x Male, large genitals and by extention, large insertion, a small degree of cock worship and awe, a dash of cumflation, and a tincture of must/smell, and extreme shyness from all parties involved.
Art by: Nobby And even though I didn't ask them to, a sincere thank you to Exuno for some light proofreading.
I needed to get back into my groove. So I wrote something new to me. An anon story. A fem anon story. (I'm sure this'll appeal to the main demographic of this website.) This was that thing. Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being.
Applejack and Big Mac decide to go explore some ancient ruins, but there’s more than ancient treasure in these ruins, and they’re going to find that out the hard way...
Having to spend a week over at Fluttershy’s. David quickly finds out he got more than he bargained for...
Making new friends is great! So are sleepovers, but just like anything, things can get dicey when you add in drugs and obsessions to the mix.
Cue David, a lone, basic human, who decided to stay over at Fluttershy’s for the week while his landlord, Twilight, goes on a vacation with her family for said week.
And as luck would have it, drugs and obsessions get added into the mix. creating a very interesting week for David.
Living and working in the iconic city of Canterlot has made your life very rewarding, and if that's not enough, you're the lucky human that gets to call Princess Cadence your very special somepony!
Life in Equestria is very rewarding! You live and work in the iconic city of Canterlot and feel a great sense of purpose. And if that wasn't enough, you're the lucky human that calls Princess Cadence your very special somepony. Following a rather busy week, you and your mare finally get a chance to spend some quality time together, just in time for the weekend.
*Caution: This story features explicit sexual content between a human and a pony. This story is also filled with tender romance, cuddling, kissing, hair caressing, sensual lovemaking and plenty of daww moments.
This is just a little something for Princess Cadence. There are too few tender human x Cadence stories out there and the Princess of Love needs more love!! Oh, and for those of you that might be wondering, Cadence isn't with Shining Armor in this story, it's explained, so there is no cheating.
Shortly after finding himself in a strange land, Anonymous is knocked unconscious by some unknown force. Waking up in a cell, he waits to face his captor...
Anon wasn't sure how he wound up in some fantasy world. One minute, he'd been going for a walk; the next, he was on some forsaken ridge. To make matters worse, before he could even get his bearings straight, someone, or something, knocked him out and dragged him off to a cage. Curiously, his captor is a pastel equine, and a rather callous one at that! The mare, a ruthless unicorn named Tempest, decides to put the man in his place. In more ways than one...
Kinks Include: Futa on Male, Oral, Anal, Musk, Sweat, Domination, Size Difference, Humiliation & Degradation, and Copious Amounts of Jizz
This was a collaboration with my good buddy, TrashAnon. He did the art, I did the story. Go check out his tumblr (anons-trashcan) and derpi page!!!
Elias "Rubrum Aquilae" Bright, the former leader of the Legio I Americana, on the run from his past, finds himself thrown into the conflicts of Equestria.
Elias Bright is a survivor. He has survived the end of the world. He has survived the deaths of his family. He has survived the death of all that he has built. On the run from a past that haunts him to his core, he finds himself in Equestria, a land of tranquility and peace. Elias now has a choice. Does he give up the only life he has known, that of a survivor, and settle with the ponies of Equestria, or will his past deeds come to drag him back into the dark past he has tried to bury?
Another human turned changeling HiE fic. Hopefully, Tyson doesn't screw his new life up. M rating for sexual content.
Undergoing its third re-write. I screwed things up with the timeline, and need to use the chronology to fix my mistakes. There will be changes to everything, even the first chapter and prologue. Until then, the old chapters will remain up until I have written replacements and switch them out.
Tyson the human was turned into a changeling and wound up in Equestria a week before the summer sun celebration. Now he needs to figure out how to live among the ponies, and avoid being discovered. M rating for sexual content.
Update: Finally has some damn cover art. It's not that great though, apologies if your eyes bleed. But at least you have the general idea of what Aurelic actually looks like.
A reformed Discord decided to spread a new kind of chaos, but he doesn't know where. The inhabitants of a war-torn planet are driving themselves to extinction. A lifeless planet is a monument to Order, and that is one thing Discord can't abide.
After spicing the lives of ponies everywhere, Discord decides things are too boring with Equestia and decides to spread his new vision of chaos to other worlds. He finds one such planet on the brink of being rendered lifeless.
As any self respecting god of chaos can tell you; without life there is no change, and no change means no chaos.
Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being. 
