The Flirt
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on Fimfiction, by Sir Hat
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyHumanRarityOC
The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyHumanRarityOC
The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.
MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceDeathProfanityRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanGildaOtherAnonGriffonsGabby
You are Regol of Seuhans, a skilled Hexblade from another world, and you've woken up in a place called Griffonstone.
You were tended to by a trio of griffon girls who, unbeknownst to you, might have a thing for the unusual... and being the only "human" in this strange new world, that puts you quite high in the "Unusual Scale".
These griffons - Gilda, Greta, and Gabby, decided to come up with a compromise for their shared feelings with you, and formed a "Flock", or the Griffon-Equivalent of a "Herd".
Not really knowing the full meaning behind it, you simply went with their offer when they invited you to join them.
But a few minor complications with the law leads to the four of you traveling the world, taking on a multitude of quests to help protect the inhabitants of Equus, both well-known and unknown alike, from various degrees of issues, ranging from doing simple favors around various towns, to hunting down the strongest kinds of monsters and villains, alike... all at a price, of course.
After all, it's part of the Griffon Code... blades for bits, and favors for fortunes.
Mostly written because there isn't enough proper Gabby fanfics around here (or Greta, for that matter!) Though it'll contain "Sex", it's a story first, and foremost!
Don't let the "ANON" Tag fool you. I've decided to give it a unique twist by incorporating my own version of "Anon" titled "Enigma Gray", then ran it into the Hylian Name Generator, which gave me "Regol Seuhans", which I think sounds better than "Anon" anyways. So same name meaning, but executed differently for a much more "unique" feel for your character. Besides that, I view Anon as less of a "Character" and more of a "Concept" for humanity in general, regardless of which walk of life they lived beforehand.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanFluttershyApplejackApple BloomOtherAnon
Anon is tired of hearing the word “buck” when there’s a perfectly serviceable swear word going unused. He takes it upon himself to try teaching some foals the correct word. He fucks up.
(rated M so I can use profanity in the title/description)
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceSlice of LifePornSpikeOCOtherRumbleButton Mash
Spike hears a rumor from his friends, Rumble and Button Mash, that the new ponies from down the street are moving in with a young, adopted dragon of their own. Her name is Silk, and what's more important, this new dragon in town seems to be a girl due to having pink scales, and an extremely feminine personality.
After playing a game of truth or dare, Spike is forced into paying her a visit. Although, before Spike is dared into doing this, he learns that Rumble had already spoken to Silk previously while he was at the Crystal Empire. Rumble explains after the game of truth or dare that he managed to orchestrate a pretty solid arrangement just for the two dragons so they could meet one another properly.
Rumble then tells Spike that he should just head on over to her place with no worries. "She said that she's really looking forward to meeting you, Spike," Rumble says.
Little did Spike know what he was really getting himself into.
Fetish Warning: Trap
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornOCOtherRumbleButton Mash
It’s terrible! Both Button’s and Rumble’s mothers commiserate with each other about how their growing colts show no interest at all in fillies their age. They’ll never get grandchildren at this rate! What both of these colts need is for some mare to come along and open their eyes to everything they’re missing out on. But who could possibly do that? They obviously can’t do that for their own sons – that would be incest! But wait ... what if they helped each other’s colts?
Contains: Foalcon (colt on mare), impregnation, some very forward seduction techniques.
Cover image by wolfjedisamuel.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeNight LightFlurry Heart
Father's Day 2020
Whenever Velvet goes on one of her solo adventure vacations, Night Light always gets left behind at home. Whenever Cadance and Shining have to go to a royal summit, Flurry Heart gets left behind too.
When they ask Night Light to watch Flurry for them, the two of them are stuck together while everypony else does something fun or important. (Not that the grown mare needs watching) Always the odd ones out. Night Light doesn't mind spoiling Flurry. After all, that was the grand part of being a grandfather.
This Father's Day, Flurry decides to give him a grand Father's Day.
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MLP: FiMSexGoreSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTrixie
Trixie is a centaur. Her mother is a human and her father a unicorn. She loves her mother and her father. She was inspired by her mother's tales about her own adventures to become a show pony. Let's hope her first stop in Ponyville will be a good sign. This is her story going on her way to Travel as a Showmare. Along the way, she will make friend and foe alike. Come watch as the great and powerful Trixie shows the world what she's got assuming she gets a chance to do so.
I don't own the image. I got it off google.
Edit: featured on october first well it was featured before but it went away after like 5 minutes
MLP: FiMSexComedyDramaRandomSlice of LifeTrixieOther
Batsy Fluffentuft makes her daring escape. A certain street performer catches her eye. Possibly the only pony in Equestria with an ego to rival her own...
Naturally, a contest is in order. Will Batsy's ego survive?
Probably not.
"Sex" tag for dirty humour. Just to be safe.
Written for ocalhoun's 250k contest!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanTwilightApplejackOCBerry Punch
My name is Melody Williams and I'm currently living in Ponyville, Equestria. I'm 24 years old and, as I found out today, pregnant. I considered it... well impossible because having sex with a pony shouldn't be able to cause that. Yet, here I am.
This is not a clopfic, more a story that contains clop. The cover is drawn by me. Also normally I take around 1-2 month to plan a story properly. This one is made up on the spot and goes as ideas come to me. This is also my first time writing anything like this, so don't expect a masterpiece.
First featured on 17th April 2014 ~ Thank you guys!
MLP: FiMSexNarcoticsProfanityComedySlice of LifeLunaOCFlash SentryFlurry HeartSunburst
Going through puberty is never an easy thing. Especially when you happen to be an overpowered teenage alicorn.
Rated M for heavily implied sexual themes (no explicit scenes, though).
Assets credits: Flurry Heart by Tigerbeetle, Sunburst by Chrzanek97, Starlight by Frownfactory
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeChangelingsSpa Ponies
Sometimes, Spotlight - or, Psych Ologist, as known by the masses - needs some time to unwind.
And, between bickering couples, Cloud Kicker's horrible aura of train-wreckery and the Cutie Mark Crusader Lemonade Fabricators, 'unwinding' may need a little more than the typical 'Two' he gets from his friends at the Spa.
No, this time, he's getting a Four.
Oh yeah, things just got serious.
Non-canon oneshot set in the Winningverse ~ Title for Chono
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOC
There exists in any given location either an inn or bar where the locals meet at the end of a long work day and trade drinks and stories. By the ancient laws of happenstance, the same must be true for areas where the permanent population is exactly one. Now, most would assume it would default to those creatures preferred drinking area in their own house. These people have never been to the only truly lonely place in Equestria. On the border of the unending sea and the badlands there sits an Inn, with a strange bartender. If one comes seeking riches or fame, he will gladly kick you out, stating the only riches here are booze and misery. But if you come for a strong drink and an ear to listen to your problems, then you have found your home.
Rocking the featured box again. Can I get a hoorah? 2/12/19 for those curious.
MLP: FiMSexComedyTwilightPinkieRarityBig MacSugar Belle
Twilight learns she's the most popular sex toy in Equestrian history.
Doesn't contain clop, but still very lewd.
From the comments:
This is *exactly* the correct amount of dumb to remain funny throughout. Good job.
— Ariamaki
We got to talking in the site Discord, and decided we would all make attempts at "Twilight finds a jizz-encrusted Twilight outfit."
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceSlice of LifePornFluttershyRarity
Written in collaboration with Steel Resolve
Fluttershy was just trying to save one of her animal friends when she landed in a bed of Poison Joke. While her voice was spared, something else about her became very different, and to make matters worse, her best friend Rarity is coming over to remind her of their trip to the spa later that same day. Can she avoid further embarrassing herself before she can cure herself of The Joke?
Kinks: Female on female, Futa, Light Musk, Oral, Cum Swallowing, Light Bondage, Vaginal, and Mild Cum Inflation/Belly Bulging
Cover Art by: Alcor
Edited and Preread by: Blue_Paladin42, TheGreatEater, Setokaiva, Nova Quill, SolidFire, Shakespearicles, and Skeeter The Lurker
MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCOtherKing SombraRoyal Guard
After a mugging gone wrong, I wake up in a strange castle after being "saved" by Q from Star Trek. To make matters worse, the local population thinks I'm the lost prince of the Crystal Empire, Shadow Heart. Or to be more accurate: King Sombra. However, instead of playing Q's game of being the resurrected evil king of doom hellbent on world domination. I get on a conveniently placed train dropping off my mortal "enemies," and travel south to the land of Equestria.
It's here that I discover the magical concept of friendship, horrible pony puns, cheesy romance, herding, magic, and the wonderful creation of pony coffee. Also, I discovered the true evil of Equestria, and it's just down the street from where I work. It's called Tin Hoovers, and they are the bane of all that is caffeinated with their cheep flavored water they have the audacity to call Coffee!
Art belongs to Evehly
Yay! It's featured. I'm so happeh!
OMG! TOP OF THE FEATURED BOARD! ON MAY 27 2019! Eeeeeeeeee!
I will delete any Political Comments. This is a site for fiction. Not Politics.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceMysterySadSci-FiHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaOCMain 6
Editors: Fire Starter, Alcatraz, and Neko Majin C (Recently: Seven Fates)
Additional Story tags: Clarke's 3 Laws (More specifically 1 & 3)
Cover Artist: PosionSt
In the year 2036 an asteroid dubbed "Apophis" struck the Earth and contaminated fifty percent of its water and atmosphere with an extraterrestrial pathogen dubbed "The SOL Strain." After two years, sixty percent of all human life was gone! With the world's governments struggling to keep their countries together; all seemed lost.
That is where my story begins.
My name is Chloe Cooper and I'm the only known human to be genetically immune to the SOL Virus. During the pandemic, I volunteered myself for experimentation. In order to keep me safe, I and three other humans were locked away in a vault deep within the Appalachian mountains. There these people, who I soon considered my friends, ran many tests on me and the virus, however after months without contact from above it was time to put the project to rest.
Cryostasis pods dubbed: "Cocoons" had been built in case we failed. 16,000 years later I awoke to sirens, signaling a whole host of problems.
And now? I'm the last of my kind.
Character tags will be updated depending on where the story goes
MLP: FiMSexRomanceThrillerFluttershyApplejackOC
All the stallions of the world have been lost to a horrible spell. Only one remains: a human turned pony who was accidentally exchanged for the rest. Can he survive a world of crazy, lustful mares, with his freedom intact? (A different take on RGRE)
Cover by Kei Kun.
MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureDramaSci-FiCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseSweetie Belle
The League of Sweetie Belles was founded by a handful of Sweeties who decided they liked hanging out with each other. What started as a simple club for like-minded white unicorn mares turned into a complex organization with a lot of responsibility. One particular team of Sweetie Belle explorers have taken it upon themselves to explore the multiverse, delving into the lands of ponyfics and beyond.
(If you're not reading from the beginning and just want to look into one chapter relating to a particular story, the SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIAL: The Sweetie Personnel Files blog is your friend. Refer to it whenever you feel you lack context. But don't read the entire thing; use it to look up names.)
(Part of the Songs of the Spheres continuity, but you don't have to read that to understand this. This fic can never never be complete due to its episodic and open nature, and it may never update again—but who knows? As with all SotS stories, there's a Discord server)
Warnings are there since certain fics will require them when they are included. You won't get sex, death, or gore everywhere. You are likely to get violence and some profanity in many chapters.
-GM, master of Chronicles.
MLP: FiMSexGoreRomanceAdventureSadHumanFluttershyTwilightAngelMain 6Diamond Dogs
A Japanese warrior monk, known as Saito Musashibo Benkei, finds himself still alive and kicking, despite having died only days earlier. He finds himself in a strange, confusing, yet wondrous land, full of magical talking ponies who speak an equally bizzare language.
Follow Benkei as he copes with his new world, discovers new allies and friends, and comes to appreciate his new life. But Benkei was not sent to Equestria by chance to enjoy himself and live the rest of his days happily and care free. He was sent for a reason.
He was sent to help.
He was sent to enlighten others.
But most importantly, he was sent, to save Equestria.
Meanwhile, an oddly intelligent bunny by the name of Akeeta befriends Benkei, discovers the truth behind her consciousness, all while dealing with mixed feelings about a certain white bunny.
Note: Character tags will be added as they appear in the story. The mane 6, Spike, and Princess Celestia are the main cast from the show appearing in this story, but appear later on.
This will be my first shot at a historical fiction (sort've, since it's a legend crossed with MLP) , which means I actually had to do a fair bit of research on Japanese warrior monks and folklore to accomplish accurately and smoothly. That said, this is fiction, this is the MLP Universe, and Benkei himself is from a legend, so its still gonna be pretty unrealistic in that sense. I decided against using the japanese names for armor as it just serves to confuse people. However, if you prefer the japanese names, here is a helpful diagram. Also, the weapon Benkei is holding in the cover art is a naginata, in case that wasn't clear.
Also, for those wondering, no, Benkei will not be speaking Japanese for the whole story as I don't actually speak Japanese and have been relying on painstaking crosschecking with google translate to get the simple Japanese phrases that have been included to make sense when translated back to English. Don't worry, he'll be speaking English soon enough.
Lastly, this story will be updated every month . Its sortve a background project I want to continue to write to see how far I can take it while I write other things.
Side Note: Sex Tag is for references to sex, talk about sex, and some heated situations. This is a teen story, and there will be no directly written clop. Sorry!
Comments are very much welcome, even if you just want to say you hate it, so long as a valid reason is provided to enable me to grow as a writer. Thanks for reading!
Below is a simple summary of Benkei's REAL legend that happened preceeding chapter 1, and partially during the prologue.
Japanese legend tells of a man named Saito Musashibo Benkei. The origins of his birth are unknown, and the first time Benkei was seen, he was a fully grown man. After joining a monastery of monks, and then being exiled from it Benkei built a shrine next to a bridge and stood guard. He defeated 999 swordsmen before being bested, and in a display of honor, he became his adversary's retainer. Benkei fought during the Genpei wars, the giant of a man bringing death on the swift wings of his naginata, a bladed pole sword. He lived a long and exciting life, but all good things come to an end, and Benkei died defending the bridge to his master's castle. He defeated 300 samurai before finally dying of mortal wounds, but Benkei did not fall. He died standing up, at least that's how the legend goes.
MLP: FiMSexRomancePornSecond PersonHumanOtherStarlight Glimmer
As the only human in Equestria, you were able to connect with Starlight Glimmer. Together, the two of you were able to move past your feelings of isolation and become the light of each other's lives.
Except... tonight. Tonight, all of the walls come crashing down after a humiliating performance as Trixie's assistant. She runs home. Broken. And you build her back up, one kiss at a time.
Trigger Warnings: Cuddling. Lots of cuddling. Oh, and a bit of human on horse action that may or may not involve the number 69.
Thank you to EnigmaticOtaku for editing and providing me with amazing suggestions. And thank you to Flutterpriest, Flammenwerfer, and Damien Darkside for their help as well!
