MLP: FiMSexComedyCelestiaCadance
No really, Princess Celestia has a lot of sex. Really. Cadance's claims to the contrary are unfounded, wholly false, and her concern over the matter is entirely misplaced. There is absolutely no reason to continue discussing the matter. So let's just drop the subject completely and move on.
Please.
Featured on 12/31/17
MLP: FiMSexRomancePornCelestiaLuna
Luna is hot and horny and is on a quest to find some porn. Imagine her surprise when she finds that the only porn to be produced in the last thousand years is porn of her sister.
Celestia x Luna, Incest, F/F
MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityAdventureComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaGildaDiscordMain 6
In Equestria, every stallion is treated with all the chivalries and respect he can bear. Because Stallions are more sensitive and more easily hurt when they aren’t taken care of by the mares around them.
So when Twilight hears of a lone stallion that swears like a sailor at passerby and ‘takes no shit from nobody, whether it good shit or bad shit,’ she’s dubious of the claims, but is sure that no stallion can be allowed to live so close to the Everfree all alone.
So she decides to do her best to save him.
And by save, I mean put him in the care of mares and get him herding.
And by him, I mean me.
And by me, I mean an earth-pony badass, formerly a human, formerly of Earth.
And by does her best, I mean she can try.
Bring it on whorse. I’m a hormonally imbalanced human psychopath with a death wish and an alcohol addiction trapped in the body of a tiny fucking horse.
In other words, I’m a pissed man who’s gonna have a helluva good time shattering your sexism through insults and violence.
I love to set the world afire, don’t you?
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RGRE Fanfic.
Sex tag is for mention thereof for comedic purposes. No clop here.
Featured! 4/2/18-4/3/18-7/6/19
Cover art is credit to Navanastra.
I would also like to state that this is half crackfic, half serious, so three of the groups its featured in are people insulting it, unfortunately. They're trying to point out cringey stuff in a story that's full of it on purpose, so... good luck with that. Enjoy.
(VERY inconsistent updates. I'm a college student.)
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomancePornSecond PersonHumanRainbow Dash
It's been a few months since you first arrived in Equestria and the holiday season has approached.
You find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. Later in the night, you're alone with the one and only Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a friendly game of shots. She was never the kind to back down from a challenge, so she boldly accepts. What can go wrong with just a friendly game?
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MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornHumanOCOtherMrs. Cake
Chance, Equestria's only human, finds himself in a compromising situation with two dangerously horny mares who are lusting for his equally dangerous schlong.
Will he resist temptation?
No.
No, he will not.
THIS WAS A COMMISSION
Picture Source
Artist: Shinodage
Tags: Large male endowments, high cum volume, semen induced ass expansion, hip expansion, creampie, double buttjob, cock and ball worship and hubby sanctioned swinging.
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSlice of LifeOcellusYoung Six
When they're bored on weekened nights, the Young Six all like to play a game of Questions and Answers with each other to lead into conversation topics. Gallus asks a question about Ocellus's changeling abilities that leads to interesting revelations about everycreature.
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeTwilightOCChangelings
Twilight Sparkle gets the chance of researching and questioning the first live specimen of a changeling since the Canterlot invasion three years ago.
Twilight goes in with a scientific mind and wants to figure out everything about these evil bugs, as clearly they have shown themselves to be nothing but cruel in the past. However, in an attempt to find a cruel primitive being, she instead finds something she did not expect.
A teacher.
Story Tags and notes: There is going to be no explicit sex in this story, but gender, sex, and general reproduction will be a subject, as well as love, affection, morality, society and any other subjects that boggles my mind.
This story is something I made out of a combination of my own headcanon for changelings, and with my frustration, yet love, for philosophy, which I study at writing moment at university. This story will have slow updates, but I will work on it. This is as much a work for me, as it is for you.
I hope you´ll enjoy.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornTrixieDiscordStarlight Glimmer
Discord feels restless lately, and seeks out possible subjects within the fair city of Ponyville who can satisfy him. Eventually coming across Trixie and Starlight Glimmer, he decides that they'll do splendidly.
Fetish Tags: Disembodied floating penises, aphrodisiacs, futa, reality-bending
MLP: ComicSexFetishProfanityRomanceComedyPornDiscordOther
Discord and Cosmos are a match made in heaven - well, maybe not exactly. Since they stumbled across one another, they've been nearly inseparable. Wreaking havoc in Equestria, defying the fundamental laws of physics, keeping books past their due-date; nothing is beyond them. It was only after a particularly calamitous night in Canterlot did things finally start to get really weird...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Rimming, Anal, Double Penetration, Harmless Dismemberment, Squirting, Dismembered Humping, Knotting, Non-Euclidean Draconequus Junk, and Reality Shattering Creampies!
Cover Art by Aer0 Zer0
This is a promo for a super cool non-pony MLP art pack! Artwork contributed by (on Twitter) @Lockuheart, @MkogwheelR18, @AshtoneerNSFW, @Roghorse, @Yoweird_Bro, @332lewd, @CowsR18, and @Aer0Zer0Ri2k
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MLP: FiMSexViolenceRomanceAdventureComedyHumanOCMain 6CMCs
So, you think you know Equestria just because you watch My Little Pony? Well, I can tell you, the show barely scratched the surface. The name's Shirotora, and I'm one of many humans that call Equestria home.
Of course, where most humans find themselves in the form of a pony, griffin, minotaur or some other regular race, I happen to have the form of the servants of an ancient tyrant god that were sealed away along with their master thousands of years ago.
Yeah, that didn't go over very well with Celestia.
This is the story of my adventures in this crazy world of not-so-cartoonish ponies, along side a colorful cast of friends, including a crystal pegasus that can control fire, a dragon-pony that was locked in stone for eight hundred years, a demon blacksmith looking to get contracts with mortals, and the worlds luckiest/unluckiest mare... Oh, and the Mane 6 are in there, too.
Together, we'll figure out why the hell predators are getting more violent, and why more and more monsters are suddenly popping up everywhere.
I just hope it doesn't have anything to do with some ancient, long-banished evil coming back...
It does, doesn't it...
Dammit.
This is a complete reimagining of my first successful story, Chaotic Harmony. While it will share some characters and events with the original, this is going to be an entirely different experience.
To those of you who loved the original, I hope you love this just as much. To those who didn't, I hope you find this an improvement.
Also, to those who have been following Children of Chaos, that story will also be reworked a little as a sequel to this, not the original.
Note: While this is not a true AU, there will be some pretty major deviations from canon. There is no AU tag because all major plot points in canon still happened in this fic, though the details of how they played out may have changed, and most changes could be wedged into the show's canon. There's also a little bit of 'dark', but not too much.
Basically, this was made as if the show was the kid friendly version of what happened.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanOtherLily
Being the only human in the small town of Ponyville, Henry has managed to live a fairly comfortable life. He has a nice job and an even nicer home that he shares with his loving marefriend, Lily Valley. He considers himself extremely lucky to have fallen for the beautiful earth pony florist, and couldn't be happier. He would do anything for Lily, but when she suggests trying something a little different in the bedroom, he's not sure if he can go through with it.
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Command Me eBook Pack
Contains: Loving relationship between a human male and a pony female, and clop with a predator/prey fetish.
Preread and edited by:
Flammenwerfer
Eppie Genetic
Alcatraz
The Great Reader
BikerPon3
Cover art by the amazing Pusspuss! Which is me...
MLP: FiMSexProfanityPornTwilightRainbow DashShining Armor
Shining Armor hears from his secretly gossipy sister that Rainbow Dash is actually a raging slut, ready to fuck any stallion who so much as smiles at her. But what kind of pony would he be if he didn’t check to see if a rumor like that is true before believing it?
Contains: infidelity with permission, brief pregnancy scare, casual sex, outdoor sex.
Cover art based on 908190, by capseyes.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyCheerileeFilthy Rich
Cheerilee was almost through a long evening of meeting with Ponyville's parents. It was no easy task.
Aside from the usual bickering from parents about how their foal deserved better grades, how homework was too difficult, or how the curriculum went too far one way or another in the current pony political spectrum, Cheerilee was dealing with her own problems as well.
She usually didn't get a second seasonal heat, but she was right in throes of one now. The medication she'd taken to dim her burning, passionate, need was only halfway effective at best... and it was wearing off.
To top all of that, her last parent-teacher conference of the night was Filthy Rich, a pony she had hoped to petition for a charitable donation to the school to revamp their under-budget and failing musical program. Will Cheerilee be able to withstand her burning desire and get through the final parent teacher conference without incident?
NOPE.
A quick-fic based on a derpibooru pic NSFW: #1568354
Contains: M/F, Anal, your favorite pony teacher getting railed
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceSlice of LifeHumanOCBat Pony
A collaboration with Pusspuss
Chris was eleven years old when he first arrived in Equestria. Lost, scared and confused, his future seemed uncertain. Luckily, a local family took pity on him and quickly welcomed him into their home. For seven years he's lived with them, growing up along side his new siblings. Now, as his last year of schooling draws to an end, he must start to consider what he wants to do with the rest of his life. That answer might come sooner than he thinks though, and in ways he never saw coming.
However, one things for sure: when you have six batty sisters, life will always be interesting. Especially during the confusing and stressful time that is Estrus Break.
WARNING! May contain adorable batpony-loving shenanigans and loss of hearing due to high-pitched screeching
Editing and proofread by:
sixkiller5
Reinhardt_
Snowliasion
Captain Croissandwich
Cover art by:
Pusspuss
Audio reading by:
StraightToThePointStudio
Reading found here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbpyrotvg27yUia1vawpmGWz2ELZz4wxM
MLP: FiMSexGoreRomanceDarkAdventureHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaKing SombraStarswirl
(Story undergoing rewrites and edits, or basically this will the second draft.)
He falls from the sky, carried upon the wings of the heavens. He is destined for greatness, whether he wants that destiny or not.
Nathaniel Walker has only one wish if life, to be free from his overbearing father. When this wish is granted to him he is sent to Equestria. Exposed to the elements and dangerous creatures Nathan is granted his wish of freedom. Yet as he comes into contact with the locals Nathan must struggle to survive among both familiar and unknown environments and people. With his freedom once again on the line and darkness rising around the world he forced to ask himself what he is ready to sacrifice for others.
Editor: Fallen Angel
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/121382/Fallen5Angel
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityPornHoity Toity
Cornicle, who's been working as Hoity Toity's assistant, has been doing rather well. His days are spent helping the designer around the shop, while his nights and evenings are devoted to servicing the stallion. Yes, things could certainly be worse, considering his kind nearly overthrew Canterlot and deposed the Princesses. On this particular evening, Hoity has invited him to attend a rather special gathering of ponies. The request, while seemingly unexceptional, takes an abrupt turn, as his outfit is unveiled...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Size Difference, Interspecies, Worship, Light Musk, Begging, Pet Play, Bondage, Bondage Wear, Exhibitionism, Cum Inflation, Hints of Public Use, and Spectalular Stallion Spunk
Artwork by KP-Shadowsquirrel
MLP: FiMSexRomancePornSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseCadanceAnon
It's been a few days since all the stuff went down with the Changelings. They were gone now, order had been restored, and Shining Armor and Princess Cadence finally got married! Though, you didn't get to attend as you had a date with a dusty old jail cell. Celestia; after finding out from the snitch (Twilight) that you and Cadence had done the couples tango; had you locked in the Canterlot jails while they attempted to set up a trial. You heard the little purple horse said you forced yourself upon her former foalsitter.
Though, that could be any FURTHER from the truth. You can only hope you get the chance to speak your story, defend yourself against these outrageous claims. And get though this unscathed, and unfucked... Though, you've got a feeling that's not gonna happen....
Tags: Adultery, Blowjob, Cum in mouth/cum swallowing, Vaginal, Femgasm, Femcum (a little), Anal, Anal creampie, Getting Caught. Falling in love with a sex crazed horse!
Thank you all so much for taking the time to read this story! Reading the first story is not really necessary, but it will explain what happened before this one. Check it out here! I put a lot of work into this, and I hope it shows! If you enjoyed, I have a few other stories that you might also enjoy.
Special thanks as always to my fantastic editor, who helps clean up my mistakes! BlazingMoon!
Featured on 07/30/2018 - 08/02/2018. Thank you all so much! EDIT: Got to the top spot only 10 hours after it was posted. It's been up there for two days now?!
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I know that the spelling of Cadence might be considered "wrong." But this is the spelling I'm going with. Love it or hate it, if it affects the story that much... I dunno what to tell you.
MLP: ComicMLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseLunaCadanceShining ArmorKing SombraSelf Insert
The universe is forever altered as a human is embroiled into the timeline and ends up changing a key event of the story. John Bukharin woke up with a rare case of 'Isekai' into a world he knows about and... now he is a king. This is wrong on many levels. Especially the paperwork-level.
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexPornTwilightCelestiaSunset Shimmer
In the Everyone's Best Friend is Twilight Sparkle universe, most of the girls grew a cock after the first time they encountered Equestrian magic. This side story takes place during those events.
Sunset Shimmer returns to Equestria to see if Princess Twilight can help her figure things out, and she ends up stuffing the other princess with pony dick in the process! Well, how else can Princess Twilight help if she doesn't get some firsthand experience with it?!
Tags: Ponies (My first ever full pony story!), Futa/F, Twi/Sunset, Sunset/Celestia
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseRainbow DashScootalooOC
"Moments like these make you feel lucky that you ever ended up here. That things turned out the way they are now. That, somehow, through all the turmoil, you've managed to come out with your head held high and a smile on your face" (Chapter 7).
[A second person perspective of Ivan's time in Equestria]
Close Bonds is now on Youtube! Weird Alicorn has been doing some awesome readings, and apparently has a great singing voice (first chapter XD). Click here if you'd rather listen to the story than read it.
Also: If you're going to dislike this story, please give me at least one good reason why. Otherwise, I'm going to assume that you're just another jackass that saw the 'human' tag and pressed the dislike button.
AU tag recently added because nothing after the season 3 finale applies here.
*Featured June 17th, 2014! Thank you all for making this happen!
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