Ever had to deal with a bunch of overfriendly mares out of the blue? Eric Reed found out. If you're not into ponies, It's not fun.
Eric Reed was thinking about some of the girls back in his old, human world, wishing he could have a girlfriend. A human girlfriend. But before he knew it, Eric found himself having to deal with the affections of his suddenly overfriendly pony friends. Who may or may not take "no" for an answer. He's not into ponies like that, so this becomes really weird for him.
And things will only get weirder.
In the many months he's known them, none of his friends have ever once showed any real hints of a romantic interest in Eric. Why would they start doing it now...?
Like similar short stories I've wrote, and still writing, this story takes place after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but this isn't really a sequel to it. You can enjoy this story without needing to read "A Giant Adventure to Equestria, but here's the link to it if you want to read it, and to learn about Eric's backstory. http://www.fimfiction.net./story/427481/a-giant-adventure-to-equestria
A changeling author has to deal with a very enthusiastic batpony fan.
Maxilla is an exiled changeling who resides in Baltimare and writes stories for a living. Life’s pretty normal and pony-like for her, until she’s visited by a very unusual fan who just won’t leave her alone.
When asked by one of the fillies in town to touch her in her naughty place. Who was Anon to say no?
Anon has such a simple life and simple needs here in this new land of Equestria. However, when one of those needs isn’t being met and one of the fillies named Petunia asks him to touch her in her naughty place.
After making a lewd remark, Trixie is blasted into the human world by Starlight Glimmer alongside Princess Luna. And now the two are fillies. It must be saturday.
When Trixie makes a lewd remark to Starlight Glimmer during their 'medal of honor' celebration, Starlight blasts the showmare into the next room in an effort to shut her up. Sadly, her efforts send not only Trixie to the next dimension, but also Princess Luna.
While Starlight is panicking back in Equestria, Trixie and Luna discover that they did not turn into humans upon passing through the mirror portal. Instead, they are now fillies.
An older, wiser Trixie Lulamoon just so happens to have a somewhat above average student.
An older, wiser Trixie Lulamoon just so happens to have a somewhat above average student named Sumac Apple, whom she takes to meet with Twilight Sparkle, as Twilight is holding a contest, looking for the best and brightest students.
Sumac Apple just so happens to have a Horrendous Hypothesis that will not only change the lives of himself and Trixie, but holds an ominous warning for all of Equestria.
Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up one night to find Trixie Lulamoon has... turned evil? Nope. But that might have been simpler. Twilight never thought the night would come where she'd debate the very nature of existence itself with Trixie!
After Spring Break ended with their cruise ship crashing, Flash Sentry and Trixie Lulamoon become unwitting "trot buddies" for the journey back home through the Equestrian portals.
You know what's a dumb idea? Taking the crew of a stranded cruise liner and marching them through a magical horse dimension to get home.
You know what's a smart idea? Grouping everybody in pairs so that they can buddy up and look after each other during the trans-dimensional trek.
When Flash Sentry is randomly partnered with an annoying fussy magician possessing an ego the size of the magical storm that sank them, he'd almost rather stay back on the wrecked ship.
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker at the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza.
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker.
I don't know her or where she came from. She was just there in the parking lot of the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza and I was too surprised to say no when she asked for a ride.
Twilight buys a toaster. It doesn't work very well. Unfortunately for Rainbow Dash, she happens to be in earshot--and trying to check out a Daring Do book. Rainbow Dash begins to question her life choices.
Twilight buys a toaster. It doesn't work very well. Unfortunately for Rainbow Dash, she happens to be in earshot—and trying to check out a Daring Do book.
Have you ever heard strange voices in your head? Have you ever felt like your life is being observed or controlled by some omnipotent being? Twilight Sparkle has, and it's driving her up a wall; the FOURTH wall! Watch the hilarity ensue as Twilight hears the soothingly manly voice of yours truly!
Twilight discovers a long forgotten truth about the universe. She is very surprised by this, and so is Celestia.
Twilight once thought she knew everything there was to know about cutie mark magic. She was wrong. As it turns out, there is a lot more content out there when it comes to cutie mark magic, unlocking that potential is something not just any pony can do, much to the frustration of a certain white-coated alicorn princess.
This is a dumb one-shot vaguely inspired by a writing prompt found on Reddit, and was a caffeine fueled midnight adventure into the wonderful world that is fan-fiction. As my second ever fanfic, first ever completed fanfic, and first upload on this site, I don't expect greatness, but what better way is there to learn and improve?
Feel free to point out any errors I might have missed, as well as anything that is particularly irritating to read, or that doesn't make sense grammatically. Most of all though, hope you enjoy!
Teen tag is for the use of a naughty word or two (depending on what you consider naughty or not) Cover is by the ever amazing Evehly, used with permission. Source: https://evehly.deviantart.com/art/Art-663778952
Edit: Featured? Thank you so much everyone, this is heaps more than I had hoped for, I really appreciate that!
Twilight stalks Ponyville's resident human, TD, to find out more about his hands
TD Harrison Powell, the human that first came to Equestria in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! has been in Ponyville for about three months when Twilight realizes something interesting: she doesn't really know that much about humans and how they work. Sure TD is receptive to her interviews for the most part, but he can't tell her everything and she wants to find out about how he acts casually.
So she decides to stalk him for science!
This is a little one-shot I decided to make while I'm waiting for my pre-readers to get the next chapter to me. This is canon and isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all.
Twilight Sparkle pops the question. Discord can't believe WHAT she popped the question to.
Princess Twilight Sparkle decided to settle down by asking her true love to marry her and "he" accepted her proposal. It's a great moment in the young Alicorn's life, and her friends are elated at their friend's news.
Except for one of them.
Discord, the Lord of Chaos, can't believe what's happening, and tries to talk some sense into the ponies. Too bad nopony will listen to him. Why is Discord trying to talk Twilight out of marrying her true love?
Her "true love" is a book! Yes, B-O-O-K, book!
This story takes place late in season 5.
Last but not least, special thanks to flutterJackdash for helping me edit this story.
EDIT: Made the featured list on 12/12/19!! Remained featured from 12/12/19-12/14/19.
