Rainbow Dash comes face to face with Death himself! And he's... surprisingly cordial, actually. But when Rainbow ends up in his debt, there's only one way to get back to the life she knew: take up the role of the Grim Reaper herself.
Hallo! Sorry I'm late. But then, it seems... so are you, Rainbow Dash.
And so the late Rainbow Dash comes face to face with Death himself! And he's... surprisingly cordial, actually.
But when Rainbow ends up in his debt, there's only one way to get back to the life she knew: take up the role of the Grim Reaper herself while Death takes a little holiday. Will Dashie be able to stay quick among the dead? Will she be the most awesome reaper ever... or will Death have to cut his vacation - and Rainbow's life - tragically short?
When Bronies opened a portal to Equestria, they expected a cartoon world. What they got instead was something different. This is a story of one such encounter.
When the ad for a roommate was answered by a pony, Louis was more than a bit surprised. He had heard about them in the news, and how they had come from another world. But what Bronies had wished for wasn't exactly what they found. Now the real ponies are visiting earth, and he has one living with him. How will the straight laced normal guy learn to deal with a hyperactive pink pony, and how will she learn to live in a world without magic?
A bit of a sitcom style slice of life, where the real ponies are as different from the show as we are from cartoon humans. Rated PG13 for innuendo and language. Expect foul language, F-bombs, sexual innuendos, and tons of low-brow dirty humor. Featured! 2/7/14 Room for Rent: FAQ Edited by Zyrian
Sunset, Jaune, Pyrrha and Ruby are Team SAPR, and together they fight to defeat the malice of Salem, uncover the truth about Ruby's past and fill the emptiness within their souls.
Sunset Shimmer fled from Equestria in search of the destiny that Celestia sought to deny to her. She dreamed of finding great glory and power in a strange new world. But she emerged on the other side of the mirror in a harsh cruel world beset by demons and troubled by division, conflict and racial animus: the world of Remnant.
Now, years later, Sunset has completed her studies at Canterlot Combat School and is ready to attend Beacon Academy. She hopes that in the more progressive Kingdom of Vale her appearance as a pony faunus will not be held against her the way it was in Atlas, and she can rise as high as her talents permit and seize with both hands the destiny she still yearns for.
Sunset finds herself assigned to lead three fellow freshman at the Huntsman Academy: Jaune Arc, who dreams of becoming a hero elevated above all others; Pyrrha Nikos, a peerless warrior who has everything that Sunset wants and hates everything about it; and Ruby Rose, a simpler and more honest soul who simply wants to save as many people as she can, and who might just light the way to their salvation.
Together they are Team SAPR, and together they are plunged into a world of mysteries, magic, allies and enemies, robot girls and Atlasian black ops experiments. It won't be easy, but if they can work together, teach Jaune how to fight and maybe learn to get along as friends along the way, then they might just save the world.
When Maverick wakes up after his first ever party, he quickly discovers that he's no longer on earth. A very different take on the traditional HiE
Edit: The first few chapters need to be reworked; if you think they're of slightly lower quality, it's normal since I wrote them ages ago.
When the fate of a whole universe rests on the shoulders of six ponies, most would say that the universe in question wouldn't last much longer. When one of those ponies is emotionally unstable, things don't tend to look up very quickly. When you add humans into the mix, the situation only seems to get worse. Now though, could things finally be looking up?
This is a story about a human who is teleported to Equestria by mistake, but ends up staying after he hears the plight of the ponies. It turns out they need the help of a human if ever they want to gain their freedom. Featuring a dramatic love story, a twisting plot of hopelessness becoming hopeful, and a war brewing in Equestria.
Edit: Oh yeah, and we're in between seasons 2 and 3.
Killing the un-dead. That sums up all Barry did during the apocalypse. With his intelligence and an arsenal of plants he was invincible. But now, rather than brain-dead zombies, Barry faces new, smarter enemies. Can his ultimate defense stand?
Killing the undead. Those three words accurately summed Barry's life. After all, his plant army was practically built for it. The remaining weeks of the zombie apocalypse was a breeze. But now that it's all over, Barry finds himself to be unsatisfied with his life. That is, until he buys a magical amulet from Crazy Dave.
Now, Barry is trapped in a strange land where he makes unexpected enemies. Can Barry defend his pride and himself?
I used to be a human girl named Rachel. Now some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos" (who surely has an ulterior motive) decided to "rescue" me from my fate and give me a second chance. Yeah, being a pastel pony in an insane world is SO much better.
My name is Rachel. Or at least it was. A bad decision brought me to the brink of death. I was "rescued" from that fate by some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos." Or maybe he really was the devil, I don't know. He promised me a second chance but didn't tell me it would be in the body of a cutesy pony in a world which makes no sense. Worse, I think I've been set up, and something bigger is going on ...
I just wanted to be alone, now after that night all has changed! I don't want to be a Queen of anything!, I'm a man! Now the body count is rising, I'm changing more and more everyday and...did I just lay an egg?
Total Rewrite Under Construction.
I just wanted to be alone, now after that night all has changed!
I don't want to be a Queen of anything!
I'm a man!
Now the body count is rising, I'm changing more and more everyday and...did I just lay an egg?
Slow TF/Gender/Species TF & Pregnancy...well egg laying etc.
Everypony has their secrets. Twilight never imagined those her own best friends might be hiding from her, until one of her new duties as a princess brought her stumbling headlong into a side of Equestria she never even knew existed.
Twilight Sparkle accomplished something incredible, something not even the great Starswirl could manage. But ascension into the ranks of Equestria's princesses is not without its difficulties. Before she can take her place as princess of Friendship, Twilight must travel to the underworld and make a ceremonial offering to Death in exchange for her immortality. Twilight is more than a little surprised to discover the identity of the pony under the hood.
After years living in Ponyville and getting to know her friends, Twilight always assumed they were exactly what they seemed: a group of friendly and ambitious ponies. But as it turns out, the sort of pony who saves Equestria and decodes the ancient mysteries of Starswirl is likely to attract ponies a tad more interesting.
Updates on the 3rd or 4th Friday of every month, then daily until that section is complete.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
After learning about a secret "Continue Screen" that exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to find she can change her world's difficulty. Hard Mode is hard for a reason, Twilight.
After learning the shocking secret that a highly helpful "Continue Screen" exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to discover it comes with the ability to relive and explore her past adventures.
It even comes with an added difficulty option. But is Twilight Sparkle truly ready for her life's greatest battles on Hard Mode?
A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies. But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes. This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
The changeling queen has been murdered, and Chrysalis, a simple male drone, is forced to take her place. She won't stay simple or male for long.
Sometimes, the ordinary are forced to do extraordinary things. When the Queen of the Changelings meets her untimely end, she only has moments to link the crown to another, the source of changeling power. Only, she doesn't have any time to explain what it does or how it's used.
A young, male Chrysalis is the one to pick it up. The drone has never been different or in any way special, but when he puts on the crown, his body and mind begin to rapidly change, until he resembles a queen inside and out. Such is the birth of Queen Chrysalis, a confused and inexperienced leader forced to protect her people and bring an end to the rebellion that resulted in the last queen's death, all while handling a delicate relationship with Celestia and attempting to understand her new mind and body.
No one said that any of it was going to be easy. But hey, being tall, sexy, and powerful must have some benefit, right?
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
A small foal is found in Cloudsdale, but Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles know nothing of the humanity within.
Everything dies. Sometimes, a life is left unfulfilled and with many regrets. The problem is, there are no do-overs. No second chances.
Not usually, anyway.
Sometimes, cosmic beings of unknown power just like to provide people with those second chances one such person thought impossible. Why? Who knows? All she does know is that she's now a small blue pony with wings.
A very young blue filly at that, and one who has to deal with the scars of her secret old life while living under the shadow of an older sister who doesn't know what to make of her.
You, anon, are dropped into the desert and end up working for the scariest yet cutest pony army commander
You are anon, and one day when you are on vacation you have a Head splitting headache. You then find yourself in equestria, or just outside of it. you wander aimlessly until you find civilization, and end up working with the local militia, under the command of a scary yet cute pony, who is sweeter on the inside then most would expect.
Sunburst gets relief from some intense urges with the help of filly Flurry Heart...in a way befitting a full-grown mare and not a filly.
NOTE: I do not support real life pedophilia, and I don't know why this story or I, specifically, have been chosen over the hundreds of other foalcon fics (some of which even contain the rape, torture and death of the foal) to be singled out for this kind of abuse. Please stop leaving pointless, irrelevant discussions on my comments page, as this is a fictional story, not a real-life story. Please use your common sense before posting a comment, and realize that THIS STORY ISN'T REAL. To the new readers, beware the PC/SJW adventure in the comments section!
I will not be replying to any more comments regarding that issue. Please refer to comment >>8630060 for my initial statements, then >>8633337 and >>8636305 for my final words on the subject.
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As a last resort, Sunburst has been asked to watch Flurry Heart while her father Shining Armor and mother Cadence go on their anniversary celebration.
When one of the other attending guests happens to be in heat and leaves behind her scent, this fact, as well as Sunburst being a sexually repressed virgin, leads to some unexpected things happening between him and Flurry Heart. Things that should only happen between a stallion and a mare, not a stallion and a filly.
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Was featured on 12/25/17. Thanks y'all!
Contains: anatomically correct (including teats and penile flaring), male masturbation including cumshot, scents/pheromones, fantasy of sex, stallion on young filly foalcon, unintentional blueballing, large size and age difference, molestation (hoof), voyeurism, brief watersports/urine mentions and content (commissioner's personal addition; not written by me), sex education, hoofjob (both on male and female), oral (non-penetrative cunnilingus, and fellatio, as well as a heavy focus on teats), female-on-male grinding, painless deflouration, possible filly-in-estrus, feral, rough vaginal sex including minor belly bulge, internal cumshot, mild cum inflation including more significant belly bulge, 'getting stuck' due to size difference, possible impregnation and lots of cuteness, some romance, and comforting throughout.
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Credits:
Written and edited primarily by me, LegionofPony, with the commissioner doing some editing and minor co-writing throughout.
The story's cover image was created exclusively for this story by DankFlank of Derpibooru. Questionable image can be found here: https://derpibooru.org/1615588.
This story was made possible by 'Frost', who once more commissioned me to write it. Thank you for the continued patronage!
Sunset Shimmer, practitioner of friendship, twice savior of Canterlot High, alicorn. She's offered to help Twilight's new student as the whole group travels to the Crystal Empire for a Crystalling. Should be a relaxing, stress free trip. Right?
Sunset Shimmer, twice savior of Canterlot High who earned her wings by using the combined magic of the Earth elements of harmony to save the world from Twilight Sparkle (you know... the one with the glasses). She's offered to help Twilight's (you know.. the alicorn Princess of Friendship) new student learn about friendship while the whole crew embarks on a trip to the Crystal Empire. This should be a fairly relaxing and stress free trip. Right? RIGHT?!
It should go without saying, but MAJOR spoilers to the season 6 premier.
As a 16 year old brony, a common wish is to meet your favorite pony
Every Brony dreams of befriending his or her favorite pony. One day, when a 16 year-old named Peter finds a yellow pegasus sitting in his room, he discovers that such a feat is easier said than done. (Mature Content warning for Chapter 15)
After waking up from a near Fatal magical accident, Nava has developed a new found fear for magic in general. Will he fall to his fears or finally learn and conquer his new Alicorn powers? All under the watchful eyes of the Thestral captain.
After having just escaped death from a near fatal magical accident that he nearly paid with his life, Nava must now make a choice either fear magic forever, or finally man up for once and face all of his problems head on. Including his bad acrophobia and the fact that the Princesses now know of his existence as well.
Not only that, but a certain group of thestrals will also be keeping a direct eye on him too. Specifically a certain captain with anger issues and a complicated past which may or may not explain her reasons for her questionable methods and sometimes open hostility.
Will Nava break from his problems with the help of those closest to him in this new world? Or will he finally break down and let his fears get the better of him.
Also what is going to happen to both Flitter and Cloudchaser? The two mares who invited this strange new Alicorn into their lives. Will they find out that he is not from Equestria at all?
Who knows? Only the future itself can answer these questions.
(Featured again on the day it was released on the 3/18/2017)
Lyra Heartstrings wasn't always a unicorn. In fact, that isn't even her real name. She wasn't even born in Equestria. But it's her job to defend it from various threats nonetheless, alongside her begrudging partner, Bonbon.
They finally revealed themselves in the mid 21st century. After hundreds of years of clandestine observation and experimentation, they admitted defeat in their quest to prevent the genetic death of their race. Thus, they gave us their knowledge and technology in the hopes we could avoid their fate. But the gifts came with a responsibility: we had to assume their role in overseeing and protecting the various worlds they had taken under their wing, or in some cases, had outright created as experiments. Amongst these is, of course, Equis, the one experiment world with a full ecosystem complete with non-human sapient natives, and we can't exactly wear a body suit and expect to fit in.
And that is why I'm a mint-colored unicorn now, mom.
...No mom, I'm not joking. Why? The pay is good, I get to see a new world, help protect innocents from the meaner denizens of the place, that sort of thing. ...No, mom, I am not still upset that you didn't get me a car on my sixteenth birthday. I wasn't really upset in the first place, honestly. ...Should you really be asking that? ...Okay, if it'll get you to stop asking, yeah, everything works. Yes, even that. No, I have not tried it out! I don't even have fingers! Oh for the love of—just, just put dad on the line, okay? I've only got fifty seconds before my card runs out and I start paying full rate for interstellar calls. Lousy telecom companies.
-This story inspired and largely influenced by Project: Sunflower by Hoopy McGee, but it is a separate, unconnected story. No endorsement from said author is implied.
Rated Teen for occasional foul language, discussion of mature topics, and fighting scenes. Nothing graphic, however. This is a story in progress, and as such tags for characters and/or categories may be edited as future updates may warrant.