Rarity's morning work-out with her mother reveals that Cookie is looking for more excitement in her sex life. Of COURSE Anon drops by at that exact moment! Can Rarity save her mom from his milf-hunting antics? Or will she be drawn in as well?
Rarity, Ponyville's resident fashion entrepreneur extraordinaire, has really been enjoying the retirement of her parents, Cookie Crumbles and Hondo Flanks, who've recently moved to Ponyville.
Not only does this new proximity mean that her little sister spends more time wither her parents, giving Rarity plenty of evenings all to herself (perfect for entertaining young male suitors) at the Carousel Boutique... but she also gets to spend more time with her beloved friend and mother: Cookie!
The pair had always got along famously... a filly really couldn't ask for more from a mother... but now they could enjoy each other's company all the time - including during their newly scheduled regular aerobic workouts. After this particular session, Cookie confides in Rarity that there's trouble in retirement paradise: her sex life with Hondo is not all that she'd hoped it would be.
Rarity is a bit embarrassed at first, but flattered that her mother would see her as such a trusted confidant. The feeling is quickly replaced by frustration as Cookie wonders if the solution to her marital woes might be a session with that strange human all the other mother's have been raving about.
Of course, Anon shows up at exactly that moment.
After some Anon-ical antics, Rarity finds herself being begged by her mother to accompany her - to coach her... reassure her... she's not exactly at Rarity's level of sexual sophistication and would love to have her daughter there to support her.
Will Rarity be able to protect her mother from his lewd clutches? Will Anon be unable to bed his fourth Mane 6 Milf? Will Rarity be able to resist her mother's pleas? Will Rarity avoid being drawn into a sweaty, sexy, incestuous three-way with her mother!?
Anon is called over to Fluttershy's cottage to do some handiwork. He's a bit surprised when Mrs. Shy answers and treats him to some friendly conversation and cookies. He'll be even more surprised when he finds out what he was hired for.
Anon has been pestered by Twilight to get a real job or move out of her castle. Wanting to find a middle-ground (and still be a complete deadbeat), he instead put up advertisements saying that he would help around town with odd jobs. It's been modestly profitable, and sporadic enough that he can still be the lazy troll that he is.
This time though, he's been summoned out to Fluttershy's cottage to do some handiwork, instead of his nemesis being there, it's her mother, Mrs. Shy! She treats Anon to some friendly conversation and comfort, as well as cookies before taking him to the depths of the cottage for the reason that she's hired him: To make a cuckold human-pony sex tape while her husband watches them.
Basically, Anon continues to fall into MILF heaven.
Also has a choose your own ending feature!
A quick clop story.
Warning! Contains: M/F, human on pony, Cuckolding, Blowjobs, PIV Sex, Anal, Mindbreak
Rainbow Dash made Anon promise not to hit on her Mom Windy Whistles during their visit to Cloudsdale. Unfortunately, Anon can't help himself and ends up banging RD's spectacularly hot mom.
Made as a short comment-fic to accompany a picture by ShoutingisFun.
Anon drops by Rarity's boutique for a very specific reason.
Busy working on an order for a customer, Rarity finds herself interrupted by the local human, Anon. Accustomed to his normal antics, Rarity isn't too worried. Unfortunately, Rarity wasn't completely prepared for what Anon had in store for her.
Kinks: Interspecies (Human x Pony [Eww Gross xD]) | Large Endowment | Blowjob | Messy and Forceful Face Fuck | Mild Stomach Bloat | Throatpie |Filling up the Sinuses
Cover Art is a cropped Piece by 'Alcor' (1655838 on Derpi [Content Warning:] The full image has polarizing content.)
The story idea is 'inspired' by a piece created by 'Sundown'. (775688 on Derpi to be exact.)
Anon is NOT having a jolly time in Equestria, but that might have something to do with being in some changeling hive as their prisoner, deep below ground. Just a thought.
Anon had been in Equestria for about two months, before he was ripped away from everything he loved and held dear...
That being his sweet king sized bed and all his stuffed animals, in the middle of the night. By some weird bug ponies no less.
He was having such sweet dreams...
(Author’s note: sex tag is used because of suggestive themes. Also, I haven’t written anything in two years, go easy on me, yuh?)
Anon is a macho manly man. He’s tough and resilient, coarse and rough. He takes no crap from anything or anyone. He is a strong independent green bean. He slays poon like no tomorrow.
He also has a griffin girlfriend. He likes it when she gives him cuddles.
Galaxy Hair really wants to take over the whole day/night shtick, and y'know, just make it night for like, ever. Problem is, Anon wants to sleep, but forever is a long time so, yeah. He's gonna try and do something about that. Key word, 'try'.
An accidental magnum opus. With 1000 likes. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Thanks for letting this get featured one last last time, you fucks
4/06/2019 Jesus, guys, I just wanna sleep 11/27/2019
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You're Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You've been living there for, er... you can't really recall. A year, two maybe? Anyway, every year, from what you've gathered, there is one day. One goddamn day that really pisses you off. The 'Summer Sun Celebration' comes around every (your time) August 16th, and it is literally the longest day of the year.
You would have no problems with this—if only it didn't start at four in the fucking morning.
This year just seems to be extra against you; an evil deity that's been banished to the moon for a thousand-so years decides to come back, and boy is she a bitch.
As I've explained to LD, the rating bump from Teen to Mature wasn't exactly my call. A staff member kindly notified me of the rules regarding swearing in the long description of a Teen rated fic. There is no sex, no gore, just pure stupidity without the restraints of a T holding it back.
You're Anon, and you're in a strange, childlike place, and your job is to wash dishes.
This childish world stands no chance against your might, and your prowess of washing dishes. This is your journey to become the best dishwasher in all of pony land! Make friends, give talks on the birds and the bees, and become one with the art of underwater ceramics!
Who knows, one day, you might even do something that'll change the world!
As a wise man once said... "The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate. She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.
Waking up in the middle of the woods, with a body not of his own, Anon learns to adjust. Adjust to what? Mares wanting to care for him, suck him off, and fuck him like all the other sensitive stallions. Can he face the world with his pride intact?
But he won't be able to do it alone. Too many crazy mares, strange stallions, and mysteries stand in his way. Anon will need a guide. Can Twilight Sparkle be the friend that he needs? Can she show him the new world without jumping at him for herself?
[Cover me for a coffee or chill with the gang on the Discord.]
Anon is tired of Twilight's questions. Twilight isn't tired of asking questions. Chaos ensues.
Anonymous, the only human in Equestria, has long had to place a limit on the number of questions Twilight can ask about humans. Thing is, Twilight clearly needs to know about human adrenaline. Obviously, the only solution is to rope the whole town into a huge scheme to get him to use it.
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time)the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Anon has a problem. A problem that will not leave him alone. Neither will Main Six or some of the other ponies around him.
This just silly rom/com that will probably have some clop in it. I just found this picture and I really wanted to write something about it. I don't know who artist is as the watermark is hard to see and I found it on facebook.
Edited: Artist is Ponut Joe. Thank you CHdz
EDITED: I GOT FEATURED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DATE: 12/26/19
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Luna happens upon a particularly unflattering dream, and now Anon is the town pariah of Ponyville. As he seeks to prove his innocence, he cannot help but come to one conclusion. Ponies are weird. Warning: This is pure id-fic, which is to say, writing whatever was appealing at the time. 0% literary depth.
You, Anonymous, ends up meeting your demise in an unfortunate work accident... or so you thought. After waking up in a crazy new world, you end up getting caught up in a war between equestria and a dark force, and you’re prophesied to stop it.
You are Anonymous, a young scientist working for NASA. Well, worked for NASA that is. A catastrophic work accident resulted in your “death” and ended up sending you to a new dimension, one full of ponies rather than humans. You befriend many of these creatures, meet the princess, and try and find a way for you to get home. However, a dark evil happens to rise from the depths of equestrian hell, and evidently you’re prophesied to stop it. Great.
Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be.
Chrysalis, far from being traditionally reformed, enters the Adult Film Industry. Needless to say, she'd damn good at what she does...
Queen Chrysalis, the dethroned changeling matriarch, is adjusting to life in pony society relatively well. Making the most of her abilities, she has become quite a popular performer in the adult entertainment industry. Even after failing to overthrow the kingdom of pastel equines, she's still found a way to screw them over, quite literally with her current choice of career! As she readies herself for another day of filming, she notices a rather curious name on the cast list...
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Femdom, Size Difference, Minor Cum Inflation, Squirting, Excessive Amounts of Jizz
Jet Stream awakes having just done the unthinkable with his daughter - but the 'mission' he 'launched' the previous night isn't over... A surprise visit from his sour ex will lead to serious complications - and he still has a horny teen to deal with!
Jet Stream was completely pulled into his daughter's flow the previous evening, swept up by a potent mixture of alcohol and teenage filly pheromones. After a night of post-coital, exhausted sleep though, he has managed to sleep off the effects of the scotch and should be able to overcome his biology-driven lust... Or can he?
Nope.
Jet Stream is in for a wild weekend, as he tries to sort through his limited options to prevent a catastrophe, while trying to handle his horny estrus-driven teenage daughter. Soon, things get ratcheted to a whole new level of tension when his ex, Apogee's mother, makes an unexpected appearance.
Will mission control be able to bring this crazy 'launch' back to a safe landing? Jet Stream may need to remember... any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
But at the rate his daughter's going he may not be able to walk by Monday.
A second light-hearted clopfic due to the demands of the community!
