Nurse Redheart helps a human adjust to living in a world far different from his own.
Jim Pike is a human stuck in a world that was clearly not suited for him. He has to adjust to the gravitational pull of this new planet, which is a bit lighter than what he’s accustomed to. Another problem is that he has no job, no money, and no housing of any kind. Which means somepony has to provide the guy with shelter until he can manage to live on his own.
Hmm...
Well, it’s not like looking after the human would interfere with Nurse Redheart’s personal life too much; she has been living by herself, after all.
Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes? (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes? (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Started out as a rando, comedy clopfic, and has evolved into so much more. ;)
I've been in Equestria for a few months now. Long enough to become acclimated in this amazingly open minded and accepting land. Not long enough, though, for me to figure out much beyond how friendly everypony is. That, and how amazingly horny I’m starting to get. I need to get laid, like, now. With that thought, and one single pony in mind, I go to get a bit of advice on how best to go about it, and bite off more than I can chew. . . . When that plot fails, however, and all seems dark, and faith is broken, a shadow comes in the night, to restore hope. She comes with power, and she comes with love. What will happen next? This is not a Clopfic, anymore. This is so much more. ____________________________________________
So, what is this? I don’t even know exactly, anymore. Certainly none of what used to be written here really applies, now. This. . . . This is an ever changing, ever evolving piece of . . . something. Not sure what. It may be funny, may be raunchy, may be smutty, may be sad, may make you angry, may make you happy. In the end, it’s written for passion, and love, and that’s what it shall stand for. Hope you enjoy! Until next time, Ponies, Harmonia Resurgent! Cover art by The Internet(No idea, honestly, but whoever they are, they deserve a medal) Idea spawned through a random conversation with my partner Completed.
Lyra summoned a Human to Equestria on the day of the Summer Sun Celebration... the same day Celestia's Student moved into Ponyville. Now she and her roommate Bon-Bon have to keep him safe from, literally, EVERYTHING!
At first, he was just an ordinary man on Earth. Now, he's a not-so-ordinary man on Equus, in the kingdom of Equestria.
He's constantly under the care of a mare named Lyra Heartstrings, and her roommate Bon-Bon. What's more, he's also apparently a bit of a "myth" in this world, which means he has to hide from the Higher-Ups, or risk getting experimented on!
To top it all off, the problems that keep happening around the town of Ponyville are, in some way, shape, and/or form, tied in with these two strange mares! And they may not even realize it!
Sign has had a really tough month. Since she and Charcoal hooked up with Anon, school, schedules, and princesses have kept her and the human from hooking up. She won't be able to take much more of that: don't stand between a horny mare and her stud!
Since our three protagonists hooked up in "Can you give me a Sign?" the nascent harem has had plenty of fun sexy times! Charcoal and Sign were quite happy to invite Anon (world's luckiest human) over for many a lust-filled romp as they continued to build their relationship!
Then school started.
While Charcoal and Anon were lucky enough to have course schedules that allowed for them to keep up their noisy, bed-shaking, wall thumping sexual proclivity... the early morning classes of poor Sign meant that the closest she could get to Anon's monkey-phallus was the sounds that would come through her thin walls as she tried to get some sleep.
It's been a couple of weekends now where Anon was needed in Ponyville, and poor Sign has been absolutely aching for release. She's been looking forward to this Friday night for what feels like FOREVER!
...too bad Anon decided to schedule a O&O (AKA D&D on Earth) game night with some new friends from the university.
Is Sign going to be able to make it through the campaign and survive the night?
lol, no
CONTAINS: human on mare / vanilla / mind-blowing orgasms
Based on the wonderful pic by LunarMarshmallowNSFW DB = derpibooru.org/ 1937085
Pumpkin Cake and her brother's "marefriend" stage an intervention for her dear, sweet sibling...
Having grown up together, Pumpkin and Pound consider themselves not only siblings but close friends as well. Up until recently, they even shared a room with one another; however, things changed. Having to sleep apart, while having a few benefits, left the young stallion feeling rather lonely - heck, even finding a marefriend for himself didn't help! Opting to stay home one evening, letting his family go off to the school play without him, he decides to relive a few memories...
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Foalcon (Teenagers), Cucking, Incest, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Slight Domination, Creampies, More Cucking, Emasculation, and Family Bonding
Artwork by Whydomenhavenipples
This is a promo piece for an the Cuck Art Pack! Find out more about it on the artists' twitters! Artists twitters are: @Sanyo2100, @SoulCentinel, Doodle Dandy (No Twitter), @SugarlessPaints, @willitfit3, @Bottom_Armor, @BCkiwirenders, @Hizuldur, @Forsaken3d
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What's this?! Could a sex tape of the illustrious princess of the sun been leaked to the ponynet?!?
Princess Celestia, the glorious alicorn of the sun, would never do anything like tape herself getting rutted by a pair of strong, well-hung zebra stallions in a seedy hotel room. Or would she? At this point, all we know is that there is a recording circulating the tubes of the equine interwebs that seems to document a lusty encounter between the princess and a pair of ruffians. Filmed from multiple angles, and in glorious 4k resolution, it would be nearly impossible for anyone to produce a counterfeit of this quality; especially because impersonating a diarch is an act of treason. Even if it was a fake, who would ever do such a terrible thing...
Kinks include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Spitroasting, Double Team, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Squirting, Zebradom (but not really) Excessive Amounts of Jizz
A Princess and a Queen decide to settle the score once and for all...
With their rivalry coming to a head, Princess Cadance and Queen Chrysalis decide to settle their dispute once and for all. They're both attractive mares, that much is for certain, although each confesses their derriere dominance over the other. Like two renown champions, they finally pit themselves against one another.
Kinks Include: Female on Female, Rimming, Anal, a Immense Dildo, Squirting, and a Liberal Sprinkling of Petty Insults
This is a promo piece for the Ponut Art Pack! The artists include: @Mittsies, @bunk_skunk, @Tobyart1, @Aer0Zer0Ri2k, @Dankflank1, @Parumpi, @Dryadex2, @Dragk_, @_doughnutholes, QChaoz, Furniture, theComet, Hexado, and Pdxyz
Cover art by Skunk Bunk
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A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening.
A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening in the first place.
Sunset has a problem. She's spent years in the human world trying to solve it, suppressing it, learning to live with it... she requires a 'larger' more 'fulfilling' satisfaction. Could she find what she needs by travelling to a Las Pegasus sex shop?
Sunset Shimmer had a problem.
Ever since she'd traveled through the dimension portal into the world of humans she'd always felt a powerful, hungry need. A lust to fill her body with 'more' than what was available from the teenage boys around her. It was like something in her biology was broken - some piece of her never seemed to have made the switch from pony to human... if anything, that piece seemed to have been kicked into overdrive upon being placed into this more frail body.
She'd tried everything: masturbation, dates with boys, exotic toys... when she'd gotten close to doing unspeakable acts to a stallion she'd finally had to stop herself and try meditation and suppression. That seemed to work great!
That is... until she made the mistake of going back into Equestria to get a new journal and the old sensations of being a fertile mare rushed back to her - there would be no meditating this away.
Sunset travels back to Equestria, desperate for help from her new friend Starlight, who directs her to a little-known but highly reputed sex-toy store in Las Pegasus.
Will Sunset Shimmer be able to find the fulfillment she so desperately desires from the quirky store-owner?
Yes!
Contains: pony m/f, oral, light anilingus,
Written as a celebratory fic for my good friend Big-Mac-115 getting a #1 post on Derpibooru! He also did all the reaction faces that you'll see inside the fic, as well as the cover art!
Honeycrisp is one of his OC's and a fun side character in the Space Ponyo universe!
What happens when you put two nerdy siblings in a house together? The answer MAY surprise you...
Pocarona and Selenite have the house for themselves, since their parents are gone for the weekend. Twins and recent high school graduates, they're both exceptionally tech savvy, even though a great many of their ideas are rather questionable. Having just finished work on his newest contraption, Pocarona is in need of a test subject; fortunately, his dear sister may just lend him a hand...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Maid Outfits, Incest, Hypnosis, Loads of Batty-Foal Batter, and Alternate Means of Sibling Bonding
Artwork by Moonatik Pocarona and Selenite belong to Moonatik
Go check out his stuff on Derpibooru!!! ( artist:moonatik )
Rainbow Dash has a problem with her computer and goes to Starlight to get it sorted out.
Rarity needs to borrow Rainbow's laptop for a week. Rainbow needs to get her laptop fixed so Rarity can use it. Starlight needs more alcohol before she hangs herself.
Dash comes to Spike for help with a rather embarrassing problem.
[Sexless] [M/F]
Rainbow Dash has a problem. It's a really, really embarrassing problem that she doesn't want to talk about. She needs help, and she specifically needs help from Spike. More specifically, she needs help from Spike because he doesn't have hooves and can "reach certain things and places".
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Spike is a legal adult in this story.
This story was inspired by a comment made on the Derpibooru post for the image used as this story's cover art. Unfortunately, the one who made the comment was an anonymous user, so that's as far as credit can be given sadly.
Fun fact: I wrote this LAST FEBRUARY, and then completely forgot about it until now. Oops!
Anon asks his friends about the fact that Rainbow Dash's house always moves around. Does this mean that she's the equivalent of a trailer park hoodlum?
Anon has noticed something strange. Rainbow Dash doesn't live in Ponyville or Cloudsdale, and her house never stays in one place. Because of this, it seems that she basically lives in a trailer home, making her... trailer trash! The implications of this realization are anything but pretty.
Please be aware, this is for silliness and for fun, not because I hate Rainbow Dash. Everyone knows I hate Spike, come on.
Thanks to Enigmatic Otaku for the idea. Art by BambooDog
Preparing himself for his date with Smolder, Anon can't help but wonder what the pint-sized dragon has in store for him...
One down, four to go. After having visited the changeling hive with Ocellus, Anon prepares himself to travel to the Dragon Badlands with Smolder. Considering she's pretty demure and tsundere, he doubts she'll give him much trouble. To be sure, it couldn't go off the rails like it had with the shape-shifting bug-horses, could it...?
Rainbow Dash and Celestia are having a dispute that only Anon can solve...
Anon, beyond being outsized and and outclassed by all the titanic ponies in Equestria, is in quite the pickle. It's not that he isn't interested in the huge, hulking mares, but he doesn't know the best way to approach them - that is, until he discovers a rather curious letter. Being summoned to the Canterlot gym, supposedly to judge some competition, he quickly finds himself in a rather sticky situation.
Kinks Include: Futa on Male, Male on Futa, Oral, Anal, Amazoness Sized Dickmares, Massive Size Difference, Immense Insertions, Double Penetration, Spitroasting, Creampies, and a Salacious Struggle to Mark the Ages!!!
Artwork by Forsaken
Author's Note No, this isn't connected to the other Futa Cele and Anon stories. It's a one-shot comm! If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
It's Saturday night and Anon is all ready for his date. Well, as ready as a man who's invited a tiny pastel equine out for a meal can be anyways. Lets hope everything goes smoothly for the poor guy.
Never having asked a pony, or any non-human out for that matter, on a date; Anon is only slightly nervous. He's done his best go get ready for the night, even going so far as to get a custom outfit for the occasion, but he's still pretty anxious about the whole thing. The hour is upon him, it's too late to back out now, all he can do is pray to whatever horse gods are listening that things go well.
Kinks include: Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Squirting, and Creampie
Dragged to a club by his brother, Prince Solaris finds himself being eyed by a rather studly stallion...
Solaris was never a fan of the party scene, but being forced to wear something so slatternly made the situation so much more unbearable. Hoping to avoid the energetic ponies, he sequestered himself by the bar - that was, until one particularly brawny Prince came over to make an introduction...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Surprisingly Tender Regal Rutting, and a Sizeable Creampie
Artwork by Unnero11
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