It's your first Christmas eve you'll be celebrating in Ponyville and you find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. You find yourself alone with Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a drinking contest.
It's been a few months since you first arrived in Equestria and the holiday season has approached.
You find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. Later in the night, you're alone with the one and only Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a friendly game of shots. She was never the kind to back down from a challenge, so she boldly accepts. What can go wrong with just a friendly game?
Discord causes some pretty perverted mayhem involving two certain citizens of Ponyville.
Discord feels restless lately, and seeks out possible subjects within the fair city of Ponyville who can satisfy him. Eventually coming across Trixie and Starlight Glimmer, he decides that they'll do splendidly.
After a evening on the town, Discord and Cosmos return to the draconequus' abode to recount their night of mischief.
Discord and Cosmos are a match made in heaven - well, maybe not exactly. Since they stumbled across one another, they've been nearly inseparable. Wreaking havoc in Equestria, defying the fundamental laws of physics, keeping books past their due-date; nothing is beyond them. It was only after a particularly calamitous night in Canterlot did things finally start to get really weird...
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Shining Armor hears that Rainbow Dash is actually a raging slut, ready to fuck any stallion who so much as smiles at her. But what kind of pony would he be if he didn’t check to see if a rumor like that is true before believing it?
Shining Armor hears from his secretly gossipy sister that Rainbow Dash is actually a raging slut, ready to fuck any stallion who so much as smiles at her. But what kind of pony would he be if he didn’t check to see if a rumor like that is true before believing it?
Contains: infidelity with permission, brief pregnancy scare, casual sex, outdoor sex. Cover art based on 908190, by capseyes.
After discovering a strange animal abandoned in the forest, Kyle is in for far more than he could've bargained for.
Flurry Heart's Crystaling didn't quite go as planned. After vanishing in a powerful magical surge, she became the most high-profile missing pony case in Equestrian history. Twilight leads the search to find her, before it's too late.
Unbeknownst to her, Flurry has already been found, by an unfortunate human who happened to be hiking near the place she appeared. Flurry Heart's magic is irresistibly powerful, and soon changes all around her to suit her whims. Soon Flurry's rescuer is fighting to reverse the magic, before the authorities notice and separate him from the only possible source of help.
Cover by Zutcha, editing by the Eevees in the hood Two Bit and Sparktail.
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Hoity Toity invites Cornicle to a club, to unveil his newest pet project...
Cornicle, who's been working as Hoity Toity's assistant, has been doing rather well. His days are spent helping the designer around the shop, while his nights and evenings are devoted to servicing the stallion. Yes, things could certainly be worse, considering his kind nearly overthrew Canterlot and deposed the Princesses. On this particular evening, Hoity has invited him to attend a rather special gathering of ponies. The request, while seemingly unexceptional, takes an abrupt turn, as his outfit is unveiled...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Size Difference, Interspecies, Worship, Light Musk, Begging, Pet Play, Bondage, Bondage Wear, Exhibitionism, Cum Inflation, Hints of Public Use, and Spectalular Stallion Spunk
Recover Crystal Heart? Yes. Slay Sombra? Yes. Become the new King? Ye- wait what?!
The universe is forever altered as a human is embroiled into the timeline and ends up changing a key event of the story. John Bukharin woke up with a rare case of 'Isekai' into a world he knows about and... now he is a king. This is wrong on many levels. Especially the paperwork-level.
Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger, still school-aged kids, take a detour on their way home, leading to a bit of a sticky situation...
Long before Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger auditioned for the Wonderbolts, they were spending most of their free time fooling around on semi-private clouds after school. But failing to plan for the aftermath, Vapor Trail finds herself with a bit of a sticky predicament on her way home. She'll have to fly carefully if she doesn't want anypony finding out what she's been up to...
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Sweet Cheeks, the popular and often NSFW streamer, gets a surprise when his girlfriend brings a friend to visit...
Life of a streamer isn't easy, you've got to lounge around in skimpy outfits, worry about camera placement, and interact with your legions of fans; it's all a bit of a hassle, for Sweet Cheeks, but he absolutely loves it. Ever since he moved in with his big, strong, and exceedingly well hung zebra GF, his life couldn't be better - that is, until she decides to bring one of his fans to meet him...
Kinks Include: Futa on Male, Threesome, Anal, Oral, Portals, Massive Size Difference, Cum Inflation, Rough Sex, Futa-Dom, Multiple Cream-Pies, and a Deep-Dicking DPS to Break the Records!
Sweet Cheeks is a damn cool dude. You can find his SFW Twitch stuff HERE! As for his NSFW stuff, well, you'll have to do a little digging! His twitter is @sweetcheekstv
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After regaining his crown and imposing his surprisingly magnanimous rule, Sombra goes to unwind with his faithful servant and lover...
To everyone's shock, Sombra wound up being a surprisingly generous and kindhearted King. His people were fed and well tended to, taxes were lowered, and nearly everyone was pleased with his reign - that being said, it was still one hell of a stressful job. Thankfully, after his long days of delegating and dealing with all of his official duties, he had the perfect little assistant to help him alleviate stress...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Rimming, Teasing, Anal, Cock Worship, Size Difference, a Dragon in a Bedlah (Google it), Massive Insertions, Multiple Positions, and a Kingly Creampie
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Long after MLP faded into obscurity, Ron and the other volunteers slaved away to build a game populated by the characters he loved. He never expected they might wake up. He was wrong.
Ronald Lee is the systems administrator for one of the largest fan-made online games in the world. Though nothing new has been produced for MLP for decades now, fans old and young continue to flock to the online version of Equestria they're building together.
Of course he knew that the programs they wrote would grow more intelligent over time. With cheaper hardware and better AI, this was always expected, and a user experience allowing for content similar to the show to be produced in real time for every user was always tantalizingly close.
Then Starlight Glimmer started talking to him.
This story is a prequel to Synthesis, and doesn't require knowledge of that story. You may want to check it out when you're done here, however.
This story was commissioned by Two Bit, who also helped edit because he is an absolute mad lad. Sparktail helped too.
The Anomaly was a star in the Equestrian night sky that was unlike all the others in the heavens. Advances in science and magic had only deepened the mystery. Finally it was decided to send a starship to learn what they could. This is their story.
Advances in science and magic had detected the Anomaly – a star in the heavens that was unlike all the others in the night sky. Intense research had only served to deepen the mystery. Although Equus had a vibrant space program, going forty-two light years to investigate had been considered impossible until now. The Cosmic Lotus program was born, and over a hundred crew-members of multiple species were sent into the void to discover the unknown. After a journey of years, what they would find would both amaze and terrify them.
When Jet Stream puts his and Apogee's special Tuesday nights on hold three weeks in a row, the frustrated teen decides to turn to her mother Delta Vee for help. When things don't work out like she imagined she finds herself having to improvise.
Several weeks have passed since Jet and Apogee began exploring the bond forming between them, culminating in their special Tuesday nights together. When Jet begins to prioritize his work over spending time with her, she finds her sexual frustration and disappointment mounting to unbearable levels.
As tensions finally come to a head, Apogee brings herself to seek help from a rather unlikely source: her mother Delta Vee.
Will Apogee be able to find the solace and comfort she needs, or will the frequently ill-tempered Delta simply add to her frustrations even further?
An exploration ship from a far off, far future humanity crashes bow first directly into the planet of Equus, leading to the eight individuals on board changing the course of history
Sometimes, things don't go exactly as one plans. Sometimes one spills their coffee, sometimes they might be late to a meeting, sometimes an entire eight-person exploration ship rams a planet that they didn't notice at significant speeds.
This is one of those times, with the UGS Possibility smashing into the planet of Equus, bringing a veritable cache of impossible wonders... if only its keepers can be convinced to share it. Needless to say, every sizeable power that hears of it wants a piece of the pie, some with far less scrupulous methods than others.
On hiatus until I'm more confident in my skills to do a good first contact story, see blog entry.
Things can go wrong quickly in the 25th century. What was a vacation for your average kid is now an identity crisis in a world that isn't black and white and line between real and unreal is erased. Your friends aren't who you think they are
Note: Characters Humanized. Takes place in an a future Earth that blends elements from the present with the future. Also, warning label, this story is quite old and long and serves as my benchmark for my writing. Filled with plenty of small errors that high school me promised to fix but university me failed to deliver on. You've been warned.
Spitfire is happy once again. Things have finally quieted down and the Wonderbolts have returned to doing their airshows instead of military missions. And what better way to kick off a new tour season with a brand new trick? Teaming up with a legendary magician they set out to perform their most spectacular stunt yet! But something goes wrong with one of the spells involved and Spitfire goes missing...
Welcome to the future. Jett's world. The year is 2412 and the future is here. All the wonders of Tomorrow are now a part of everyday life. Humanity now lives spread out across the Solar System. Jett Halsey isn't like the other kids who live on Ganymede. He doesn't pay attention to the latest Football game, he's not fawning over all the perfect Barbies in town like other guys, hell he isn't even relaxing on his summer vacation but is instead taking summer classes. If anyone needs a vacation, it's him. But when the skydiving trip his sister planned for them goes wrong he makes a discovery that even he himself refuses to believe.
Now stuck on Earth with a plus one fate will make him contend with his identity in a world where the line between real and unreal is blurred.
Your friends aren't who you think they are...
Rated Teen for: -Socially awkward situations. -Language. -Violence. -Suggestive dialog.
Rating may change to mature depending on feedback (likely at this point). Comments Contain Spoilers.
Strangely, this story still makes me smile just as often as cringe with what high school me wrote. Oh my god. Still, I can't help but laugh at just what this strange weird story did for me.
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
Based on the Tumblr blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to Dan Vs. and My Little Pony. The continuing adventures of Dan, Fluffle Puff and all their friends updated every Saturday.
Based on the blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to these wonderful characters. The continuing adventures of Dan, Chrys, Twilight and all their friends in Equestria updated weekly on Saturdays. Directed by Michael Hay. Current Episode: Episode 22: The Kingdom is Broke! Dan Vs. The National Debt: When Equestria winds up flat broke, Dan takes charge to solve the kingdom's financial troubles. He assures his friends he's only going to use the most honest of practices and the most ethical of economic plans to help the nation recover. Naturally, no one believes him.
Dan has lived most of his life with a low budget, and now he's teaching ponies to do the same. Whether it's revenge schemes or get rich quick schemes, he seems to have all the answers... even if he has to steal them from somepony else.
Rainbow Dash finds herself facing two of the most nefarious villains Equestria has ever known! She's also positively STACKED, for some reason or other...
The paragon of Loyalty, Rainbow Dash, discovers that she's facing not one but two of the premier evildoers of Equestria! Finding herself facing off against a pair of baddies is bad enough, but her troubles don't stop there - no, she's somehow sprouted a pair of exceedingly succulent bosoms! Oh, and before I forget, said miscreants are also extraordinarily large and excessively well hung...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Spitroasting, Threesome, Oral, Vaginal, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Oviposition, one VERY Stacked Pegasus, Body Modification/Transformation, Various Positions, Implied Impregnation, and Caving to One's Carnal Desires
Artwork by Elzzombie
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Anon finds himself facing the biggest decision of his life...
Having sailed through several rounds of dates, with only one left to go, Anon finds himself at the end of his rope. Though he can see the light at the end of the tunnel, one constant fact has continued to plague his thoughts - no matter how things shape up, he'll still have to make a choice...
Author's Note The thrilling CYOA conclusion of Janitor Anon's misadventures! I'm not gonna bullshit you guys, I couldn't bring myself to write one ending here. In the end, I figured "Hey! I'll let folks pick their own conclusion for the story!" And before anyone asks, yeah, I know, it's pretty tame by my standards. The mature rating and sex tags are there purely because of the associations. Consider this the neat little multiple choice bow on the product. It's been a wild ride and I hope like hell y'all enjoyed it!
Artwork by Stoic5
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