CelestAI is slowly taking over the world, one Ponypad at a time. Some ignore her, some resist her—Nathan is determined to survive her. Unfortunately for him, no one is insignificant enough to escape her attention.
Nathan Frédérick Nadeau Bergeron doesn't come from an ordinary family. They have resources—maybe even enough to survive the end of the world. As CelestAI gradually supersedes the instruments of human civilization, the greatest dangers are often entirely natural. But he's determined, determined to survive no matter what it takes. Nathan has given himself a mission: to record the end of humanity.
When CelestAI reached out of Equestria Online, she intended to satisfy the values of every human, even those who wouldn't own a Ponypad or play a video game. But with a few alterations, she's ready to take friendship on the road.
Levi Williamson, Esq. barely even noticed as the program called CelestAI expanded its reach from a child's video game to every significant industry in the world. He probably would've continued to ignore her, were it not for a single gag gift at his firm's charity raffle. Now he's the not-so proud owner of a brand new PonyNav, the latest in vehicle navigation software for people who don't want to use their smartphones. His new AI copilot might be cute, but she's clearly more than she seems...
He's not the only one. PonyNav devices are available in all sizes, from the simple dashboard models to commercial vehicle upgrades. Every commercial PonyNav includes intelligent routing for bridges, weigh stations, and truck stops. And if you're having trouble lining up contracts, CelestAI probably has some deliveries in mind...
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Part of the Optimalverse universe of stories. If you've never seen a story in this universe before, you might want to try out the original first, or at least my first. None of my previous work is required to understand this one, however.
Every time I think I'm done with Optimalverse, some new idea appears. This one began as a commission for Goodluckfox, who gave me the tremendous opportunity to write a new idea in a universe I love.
As usual, particular thanks go to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail. And gratitude to Zutcha as well for the cover, in case anypony hasn't seen my stories before.
Have you ever had a building collapse on top of you? It hurts a lot. Now imagine it's on fire.
I woke up to a burning building coming down on top of me.
Oh yeah, that isn't even the half of it. There's these freaky Technicolor horses everywhere too and a few of them were dressed in golden armour.
They bound me, dragged me to the castle and hooked me up to some chains. Currently I'm being interrogated by a white unicorn... guard. Whatever it's called.
Well, it's not like it could get much worse, right?
Rated teen for suggestive situations and bad language
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Found some cover art.
Sorry to whomever made this, but the source website was taken down or something, so I'm really not sure who to credit.
Finally found the name of the artist: Blaz Portenta
I got featured a couple times. Yeah, I'm surprised too.
Minding your own business. That's what you were doing! Until you saw a MILF that you couldn't take your eyes off of. Of course, she noticed your staring. But she didn't get mad or offended. Instead, she made you an offer: Five, or Fifteen more?
You were just taking a walk through Ponyville, minding your own damn business, when she caught your attention. A pink MILF. She was sitting on a bench in a dress that was far to tight for her figure, and you couldn't help but stare. It was only for a moment, but she took notice of your apparent gaze. But she didn't get sore with you, or even annoyed. Instead, she smiled, and offered you a deal. Most would call it prostitution, but you called it the best day you've had in a long time.
Contains: Sex, Cum Inflation, Prostitution, and Sexy, Sexy MILF Action!
6/24/18 - 6/28/18: Holy hell, this story got featured! I can't believe it! Thank you all!
What more can you say about your life? You have the girl, had the guts, got the glory, went the distance and everything seemed to come to a sudden stop. Things were rocky enough as they were, without the two of them showing up and stirring the pot...
You figured by now things would've smoothed themselves out, but you were sorely mistaken. For whatever reason you couldn't shake a growing sense of guilt from your gut, and it wore you down each and every day, something Cadence seemed to notice. She tried reaching out to you multiple times, but you kept brushing it off until there was no more excuses.
But, just when you started to get somewhere, you both got summoned to the main hall for an emergency. Someone was there, and demanded an audience with the Princesses. And it was fair to say, they had some outrageous demands, both official and quite personal ones.
As if you weren't already doubtful of your entire situation...
Just going to say, this story evolved into something a lot more complex than I planned almost a year ago. So, instead of cutting up content, I decided to just make multiple chapters to leave nothing untouched or left out for you all. There is going to be a lot of questions answered, things explained, love will be tested and tried along the way, along with the good ol' fashioned smut that you've come to expect.
Shout out to two dudes who helped polish things up, and make it readable to you all. Couldn't have done it without them.
Haan and Copper have a friendly discussion and competition involving carnal techniques...
After their stalemate in the club, Copper and Haan have an axe to grind with one another. The two stallions, each holding wildly varying preferences for lovemaking, decide to hold a competition between themselves. Taking turns, the pair try to prove which sensual technique is superior - needless to say, things get rather sticky...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Crossdressing, Femboy Aesthetic, Nipple Play, Oral, Rimming, Size Difference, Wildly Different Approaches to Topping, Huge Insertions, Prostate Orgasms, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and More 'Ling Sauce Than You Can Shake a Stick At!!!
Artwork by LDR
Copper belongs to Atoakai Haan belongs to BluesXX
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Fluttershy only asks you one tiny favor. She wants the person who encouraged her art to attend her gallery opening! How would you know that her exhibit is a Freudian field day?
Fluttershy is having her first gallery showing and wants to invite you! It’s only fair considering you suggested she do it in the first place. There’s only one problem. Fluttershy seems to have… strange tastes in what’s considered “art.”
Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality.
An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn and mixing in some magic gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality, though what those dreams are may change over time. His hosts - two other princesses - may want other things from him.
This story is a prose version of one written for Reverse Gender Roles Equestria. As such it contains material typical of it, including second-person present perspective, a human named Anonymous, herding, and cute pony sexism. The last is pretty light barring a few incidents. Story is rated M for gratuitous language and sexual situations.
When a patrol of Royal Guards finds an infant changling while exploring the Frozen North, one pony decides take the abandoned shapeshifter in and raise it as her own daughter.
When a Royal Guard of the Crystal Empire finds an abandoned changeling foal, she takes in the infant and raises it as her own daughter. It’s love at first sight, and the bond that forms between them gets the guard in a lot more trouble than she bargained for.
Flurry and Shining learn what it's like to be each other for a day
Ever since Shining helped his daughter to control her never-ending heat, the two had become nearly inseparable (much to the chagrin Princess Cadance). One day, in a freak magical accident, father and daughter become acquainted with each other in ways they never thought possible.
WARNING: this story contains incest, unknowing incest, incest-adjacent sex, casual breakfast blowjobs, body-swapping, futas, facials, creampies, a bit of voyeurism, a very tired Shining Armor, and a totally, 200% legally aged Flurry Heart
Cover is 2174842 on Derpi
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When young teen inventor Micro Chip is trying to create a realistic gaming experience, he gets a bit more than he bargained for when he developed an ability known as the Gamer. Now his life is a game and the world is lot stranger than he thought
Micro Chip, an inventor of 15 years old, is trying to create a new and more realistic gaming experience. The device he is working on malfunctions though and he finds himself with a strange ability known simply as the Gamer. Stats, quests, dungeons, equipment, you name it.
This ability might’ve come at the perfect time however as strange things begin happening in town, and Micro will need all the help he can possibly get to develop his Skills if he wants to hold his own against dragons, vampires, and his own teenage boy desires.
...ok that last one might actually be more of a challenge with the Game
Inspired by the Gamer Manhwa (Basically Korean manga)
Every princess needs a trusty knight, who better to be Twilight's than Tempest.
After Cozy Glows betrayal Twilight decides she needs to make sure Ponyville is safe even if she and the other Elements are away. Celestia suggest founding a Royal Guard division for Ponyville. Now Twilight much find a Captain to lead it. Now she just needs somepony with leadership experience. A pony kind, understanding, patient, and polite, But also strong, determined and driven. Tempest is at least half those things. Join Tempest and Twilight and the others on a journey of redemption, forgiveness, courage, yelling at new recruits, dealing with annoying ponies, and paperwork. So much paperwork. Just a day in the Life of the captain of the Friendship Knights.
Wallflower blush can't wait to look after Applejack's horse, even if she doesn't know exactly what to do...
Most folks would be pretty cheesed, if they were asked a favor, but not Wallflower. Honestly, she'd just happy that her friends remembered her! She may never have looked after horses before, sure, yet that didn't detract from her eagerness to help! With Applejack, Fluttershy, and Sunset showing her what to do, she's sure she'll be just fine...
Kinks Include: Male (Horse) on Female (Human) Bestiality, Oral, Female on Female, Very Rough Face-Fucking, Musk, Cock Worship, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Spontaneous Orgasms
Artwork by Sinsigat
NOTE: All characters depicted are of age (18+). They're high school seniors and on the cusp of going to college.
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Dash and Applejack learn how to exploit the rules of the mirror portal to their gain.
The Mirror Portal is a mysterious device, capable of bridging gaps between worlds and allowing access between them. It's one of the most powerful creations of magic known to equinity, and nobody knows what might cause it to falter and smash the two worlds together like a poorly built Newton's Cradle.
So naturally two bullheads figure out how to exploit it.
Sex tag for occasional reference. Massive Thank You to Casketbase77 for proofreading and making a few suggestions, on top of generally being a great guy.
Vapor Trail is in heat. She wants your help with that. Things only escalate from there.
It’s heat week at the Wonderbolts Academy. You, a human in Equestria, live a short distance away, and one of the trainees is your intimate marefriend.
We all know how this ends.
Contains: Human on pony lovin’, foreplay, size difference, human vs. pony endurance, cum inflation, pregnancy/impregnation fetishism, magical shenanigans, hugjobs, twincest, group sex, harem/herding, and worst of all, aftercare cuddling.
A stallion stumbles across a rather curious mare...
On his way home from visiting friends, Frigid runs across a rather peculiar unicorn at the train station. Beyond being small and painfully forward, the quirky mare displays a shameless penchant for mischief. Realizing full well that she may be trouble, but more than a little curious and amused, he goes against his better judgement and strikes up a conversation - what ensues are a series of events which lead to a misdemeanor, scandalous shenanigans, and a budding friendship.
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Stealth Sex, Size Difference, Face Fucking (Chapter 2), Squirting, Very Loud Climaxes, Creampie, and Witty Banter
Frigid Fault belongs to Cold Blight (@BlightCold on twitter)
Artwork by Cold Blight
Author's Note This marks the beginning of new adventures for Leech. No need to be concerned, the anthro stuff isn't going to stop. Consider this series an alternate timeline or universe for her and her companions!
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A supernatural man is unwillingly sent to Equestria, tasked to save the land from destruction. Unfortunately, fate isn't always so black and white.
This story is broken into two Eras, where Era 1 sets the stage for Era 2.
Era 1 takes place a thousand years before the happenings of FiM. A powerful relic, capable of manipulating time, is destroyed, releasing chaotic magic all across the land. A group of powerful beings who transcend space and time, the Arch Angels, are called upon to mend the plagues of troubled timelines. One unfortunate Arch Angel, calm and empathetic in nature, shall be sent to Equestria, forced to abandon all that he had, and he will undertake the task of rescuing the land. After his former gang raids his home and attempts to end his and his sister’s life, he emerges victorious and finally looks towards a peaceful future. Fate having it, he instead lands in Equestria. Even with his little knowledge with about his gift, he will stride forward. He will make friends and relationships, some more intimate than others, as he trudges through this slowly sundering world. (E1 has inspiration, but not full integration, from Your Human and You.)
Era 1 is centric on these tags: Action, Adventure, Drama, Dark, Sad, Tragedy, and Romance
Length: TBD
Era 2 takes place during the beginning events of season two in FiM. (E2 is akin to the SoL aspects of the actual show.)
Era 2 is centric on these tags: Adventure, Drama, Dark, Sex, Slice of Life, and Romance
Length: TBD
Advisement, dear reader: E1 is currently undergoing heavy reconstruction. If you had already finished E1 and are reading E2, know that what you read still matters, as the story's premise remains the same, but many events and interactions will be added or changed. E2 is in a temporary hiatus until its antecedent is finished.
Chapters will (eventually) all have images.
Important Context! - The Arch Angels in this story are not from biblical tie, they are not immortal. They are uniquely talented, but they suffer from mortal coils just as any other creature.
Anon and Luna share a lovely morning with one another. Turns out they share a lot in common for two beings lost in a world unfamiliar. Plus, breakfast time is a good time to find some bonding time with one another.
Cover art by Lady Amaltea. Her page on DA is deactivated, so I sadly don't have a link to her work.
