Uh oh! Looks like Twilight Velvet and Night Light are home early from their weekend away! Lets hope they haven't caught Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor in any sort of questionable situation!!!
Shining Armor, after a debaucherous weekend at the hands of his little sister, is a mess. Unfortunately for the stallion and his sister their parents return home early to find them in a rather compromising position. Twilight Velvet, being the caring mare that she is, decides to use the situation to teach the two a lesson.
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Foalcon, Incest, Spitroasts, Threesome, Size Difference, Crossdressing, Oral, Anal, Mind Break, Cum Inflation, Dirty Talk
Wrote this at the behest of a rather vocal group of people on a few servers I frequent. I hope y'all enjoy!
Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.
Who would have guessed that living with one of the smartest and most well-known ponies in Ponyville would be such a living hell? Whether it's you doing something stupid or Twilight doing something stupid, things just never seem to turn out ok. It might be kinda funny...you know, if it wasn't happening to you.
Magic spells gone wrong, weird obsessions, complete obliviousness, and more horrors abound as Anon makes the grave mistake of calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate.
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This is a series of short little oneshits, not chronologically related to each other, all about the many MANY things that would make living with Twilight Sparkle a complete nightmare.
WARNING: These stories may contain vomit, gore, death, weird fetishes, pop culture references, and more horrible things. Oh, and Anon, of course.
When Rainbow Dash looks so cute you just can't stand it, it's hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could come of that, right?
After an unexpected spa day with Rarity, Rainbow Dash looks just so cute you just can't stand it. No, really, she's adorable! It's downright hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could possibly come of doing that, right?
Warning: Contains Anon, contains violence.
Listen to a full narration of the story by Fire Rain HERE!
Kryostase, one of many changeling Guards, is taking part in a playful tournament against Equestria's best. But when he's put up against Flash Sentry for the final round, things go awry when his dirty secret is exposed for everyone to see...
[Note: This story was a commission for Kryostasis, and is an M/M clopfic featuring themes like exhibitionism, small penis humiliation, teasing, sexual combat, penis size comparison, and lots of gay smut. Reader discretion is advised.]
It's been a while since Queen Chrysalis, leader of the Changeling Kingdom, offered a conditional surrender and Peace Treaty with Princess Celestia. Following that surprising turn of events, the two nations have gone to great lengths to make amends and work together. Fortunately for both leaders, their Guards were able to assimilate with one another fairly well after months of effort.
Because of that, it wasn't too long before combatants from both sides were able to spar against one another in playful competition whenever they were together. At Canterlot's Royal Guard barracks, an impromptu tournament was in play as players from both nations went one-on-one to see who had the best fighters in their class. By the end of the day, only one Guard remained from each side: Flash Sentry from the Crystal Empire, and Kryostase from the Changeling Kingdom.
Kryo may have been confident in his abilities against Flash, even though the pegasus had quite the physical advantage in comparison to the changeling's more trickster-like tactics. However, as the final match grew more heated, and the teasing intensified from both sides during their sparring, it wasn't long before one of them would slip up. And unfortunately for Kryo, being held down by Flash would turn out to be the least of his worries...
The appearance of Equestrian Princesses on Earth, as well as the subsequent negotiations, are complicated greatly by the fact that neither can speak the others' language.
The appearance of a giant, glowing orb of energy in Washington D.C. puts the capital of the free world on high alert. Few expected aliens to emerge. None expected them to be horses. But, in retrospect, everyone should have expected them to not speak English.
EDIT: Featured at #3, 7/24/19! EDIT: At #2 same day! EDIT: #1 at the very end of 7/26/19! I’m so glad you all enjoyed!
Anon doesn't know how to feel about Chrysalis. Despite how close they have gotten, he doesn't know if it's reasonable to trust a changeling.
Though, through the thick of it, they are still together, fighting for what is there, for what they have. Love, companionship. It's hard to come by, especially if it's genuine. Could a changeling genuinely love someone, despite all their years of manipulation and heart break? Anon wishes to know.
Cover art by bigmoon206. I can't link them, because of their explicit art.
The evil known as Anon has surrendered. But what to do with him?
Anon has surrendered to Cadance because of loneliness. Now it is her duty to reform him, but sadly, she has no idea how. She asks her fellow alicorns for advice. Things go haywire pretty fast.
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Story is fully written. Chapters will be released when edited by JBL
Anon gets more than he bargained for when he accepts the task of taking care of three frisky fillies seasonal primal desires
An unfortunate speck of the universe named Anon manages to be handed the task of helping three familiar fillies with their early and rather vicious heat cycles after his mouth ultimately runs faster than his brain.
Doubting that hands are so awesome like Lyra claims, Bon Bon must be proven wrong in the sexiest manner possible!
After a trip through the magic mirror, Lyra returns to Equestria in a human state; and proceeds to teach a doubtful Bon Bon how awesome hands really are!
Applejack accepts Autumn Blaze's invite for a night of fun, but the farmer wasn't expecting the Kirin to be a Hermaphrodite!
After curing the village from the Stream of Silence effects, Applejack and Fluttershy are celebrated as honored guests. During the celebration, a few of the party goers are getting intimate in public, and many are leaving in pairs. Applejack fishes a similar invite from none other than Autumn Blaze herself! Or himself? Applejack isn't sure what to make of that, but would that be enough to stop a gay mare?
Nope!
Contains: A sexually confused Gay Applejack and a horny Herm Autumn Blaze, lots of talking and lore about Kirin anatomy and estrus, orientation play, some canine anatomy, pussy eating, virginity loss (from a penis), light cumflation, knotting, light dirty talk, impregnation ending.
Olfactography seemed like such a promising idea. Until it wasn't.
Olfactography seemed like such a brilliant, world-changing idea. A nose-enabled camera that takes olfactographs. A little harmless science to wile away the day. Everything was fine, just fine, until there happened to be a malodorous development. Afterwards, things were most decidedly not fine.
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange. Very strange. But why only around Twilight Sparkle?
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange lately--and not the "I've been hanging around Pinkie for most of the week, she's just rubbing off on me" strange. After all, Pinkie Pie doesn't build sheds at random and strut around like a peacock.
After finally noticing this odd behavior, Twilight enlists the help of Rainbow's oldest friend, Fluttershy, for answers. What follows is not what she expects. At all.
Leech, for some plot driven reason, is put in charge of a changeling hive. If you don't see the problem with that statement, you must not be familiar with the character...
Having to leave her hive for a few days, Queen Braconidae makes the extraordinarily unwise decision to have Leech look over her hive. As to why she chose to have the impish and overly sexual unicorn serve as the temporary ruler, nobody can truly say. Regardless, her swarm finds themselves facing a very unexpected question. Exactly what does happen when a strumpet pony feasts upon changeling royal jelly...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Female on Female, Gang Bang, Carnal Combat, Vaginal, Oral, Anal, Super-Charged Succubus Levels of Debauchery, a Pinch of Transformation, Envenoming, Creampies Galore, and a Catastrophic Bukakke
Earth is only just recovering from a war that almost wiped out the pony descendants of humankind. But when the Alicorns fail them, the survivors turn to an unlikely source for aid: Jackie the bat pony.
Earth has faced terrible things since the Event transformed all living humans into ponies and scattered them across time. Equestria's own demons nearly wiped out civilization more than once, and devastating internal war nearly finished the job.
But now the worst threats are gone, the weapons ponies created to survive them are more dangerous than ever. The superintelligence Athena now rules the world, absolute authority over all civilization. With her power and intellect, she drives the survivors towards greatness, regardless of the body count along the way.
But there are ponies who resist, who yearn for something better. Jackie is not one of those ponies. But maybe they can get her help. It isn't like they have anywhere else to turn.
A ponies after people story. Requires knowledge from 'The Last War' to the end of Bedtime Stories to really make sense, but not necessarily full coverage beyond that.
This story is a patreon commission for the wonderful Lightfox Lowell, who provided the general premise. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, cover by Zutcha. Thanks to my wonderful support team for making this insanity possible.
Humanity's space exploration ultimately took the form of billions of identical probes, capable of building anything (including astronauts themselves) upon arrival at their destinations. One lands in Equestria. Things go downhill from there.
There are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, and humanity is determined to explore every one. We send probes, probes with the blueprints to reproduce human explorers upon arrival. Uninhabited worlds the galaxy over can be colonized and populated, until after many years they too can join the vast throng of interstellar civilization. But if a probe is very, very lucky, it will land on a populated world instead. Equestria is one such world.
Even so, it's far from perfect for colonization, not with an environment lethal to human life. But each probe is resourceful and armed with the greatest machine intelligence mankind has devised. If placing a human mind into a newly manufactured human body won't work, it will just have to get a little more creative.
Fantastic prereading help from: Chyre, Danger Noodle, Doctor Disco, and Doggyshakespeare (who also did the Esperanto translation). Thank you all for helping to make this story more readable and more consistent for everyone.
Shining Armor finds out that the pony he loves and wanted to marry is indeed not who he thinks she is...
EDIT: Forgot to add the 'Death' tag for some non-graphically mentioned deaths in the first chapter.
After the events of A Canterlot Wedding, Shining Armor learns that the pony he's come to truly love – and whom he asked to marry him – was not the real Cadence at all, but instead the Queen of the Changelings. The real Cadence indeed still views him as only a friend.
Shining then heads to the Badlands to find the Queen to set some things straight...as well as to tie up some loose ends. Upon finding her, however, things do not go according to the Queen's expectations...
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Contains: Lots of feels, some deaths (mentioned non-graphically) discussions about changeling anatomy, ovipositor fellatio, cunnilingus, anatomically correct equine genitalia (for Shining), unusual genitals [ovipositor (penis-like egg-laying tube) and glowing vulva for Chrysalis], penis/ovipositor contact,horn fellatio,magic ovipositor stimulation, lots of discussion of Changeling reproduction, pleasurable cervical penetration, external oviposition (egg laying) including unusual/glowing 'cum', vaginal sex with internal cumshots – and tons of cuddling.
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Credits:
Original story outline and all Illustrations, including cover art, are by Loveless Nova and novelized by me, LegionofPony.
Special thank you to Koekelbag for his proofreading and editing of this story, as well as giving me a few ideas throughout the editing process to improve the story.
Another commission for Loveless. Thank you for the second commission!
A man is sent to a strange world as a shapeshifter after failing to listen to the internet. He does his best to make the most out of his new life. Although there are some who just can't leave well enough alone.
[Prototype] / MLP Crossover Displaced story
Hey there, name's Jekyll. You ever heard that creepypasta bout how if you talk to "The Merchant" at Comic-Con you're never seen again? Turns out they're right. Now I'm in Equestria with a body built for killing. Celestia has hunted me for the last thousand years while I hid. Now it's time for me to return to the world's stage as I prove that your appearance doesn't make you a monster, your actions do.
[Rated T for language] [Moved to M for sexual themes, mostly jokes] This is my first attempt at writing anything like this, so criticism is appreciated. Careful though, if you're too critical I might try to enlist you as an editor. [Chapters 3 and 4 are pretty bad, I'm working on it, and they get better, I swear. The first two have already be rewritten] [Also, Celestia deviates pretty far from how she is in the show, you have been warned.] Featured on 16 September 2017 Featured again on 13 November 2017 And again on 15 June 2018 Featured yet again on 24 April 2019 We have a Discord now, [link]
After working together to save Equestria, Rainbow Dash and Flash Magnus ended up becoming really good friends. So close in fact, that Dash was curious about taking things further. However, Flash seemed to be resistant for an odd, but big reason...
Flash Magnus may have been born and raised in a completely different era, but he and the other Pillars have been able to adjust to modern Equestrian society with the help of the Elements of Harmony. In fact, Flash was able to make an especially strong friendship with Rainbow Dash, a fellow flier whose bravery and competitive spirit rivaled his own.
However, after spending a few months together as close friends, it seemed that Rainbow was wanting to take things a bit further than just friends. Even though the stallion was more than interested, he knew he couldn't reciprocate Dash's actions when she tried to make the first move. And when she tried to ask why, Flash found it hard to adequately explain his reason without hurting her, or making her judge him too poorly.
For you see, Flash Magnus had a rather significant reason for his resistance towards a possible relationship, even with someone as amazing as Rainbow Dash. While they have have been the same age (biologically speaking), Flash was raised in a much different era as the Element of Loyalty. Most of their differences in upbringing could be looked aside, but there was one big one he knew could be a deal-breaker. And despite how he felt about Rainbow, the soldier was worried how she would react if she learned the truth.
Equestria's only human decides to invite his two musically-inclined neighbors over to watch a movie. The popcorn's ready, the TV's warmed up, and he's picked a classic. Surely this 'movie and chill' won't spiral into something debauched, right?
Martin has been living in Equestria for over a year now. He's gotten to know the residents of Ponyville pretty well during that time, particularly his neighbors: the musically gifted Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody.
As a fun new activity, Martin decides to invite his neighbors over for a movie night. What better way was there to share cool parts of human culture while chilling out with his equine friends? Since he knows that Octavia is so 'into' classical music, he decides to put on the classic film Amadeus.
Little does he know that the resulting boredom the film will inspire in Vinyl (who's more into electronic music), and the resulting heavy excitement of Octavia will have wild effects that will push all the boundaries of human-pony friendship into new, wet, territory.
This story is a submission to the writing group Movie Night which is a collaborative effort that looks to engage as many people, be they writers or not, to try their hand at writing about their favorite ponies and movies! Go give it a look and add your story to the club!
