Night Light works as a priest in Celestia's church, taking confessions. The booth also has a gloryhole, because he's hardly the most pious himself. His daughter's a nymphomaniac, and comes to confess her sins to her father...
Will her unwitting father bathe her in holy water?
Anon finds himself in Equestria. How will his life go?
Waking up while falling through the sky isnt something I wanted to happen, hitting the ground is probably the next thing. After being pieced back together and finding out that the 'humans' that were taking care of me were actually little colorful ponies. Yeah, this has to be a dream.
This is a story about Anon and his life in Equestria.
Readers, both new and old. I welcome you to the first fanfic I posted on this site. It's had a bit of a rough history. Going through many changes and even a complete rewrite that ended up failing. The fact is, you shouldn't try to rewrite your past. This is the story that started it all and now I have realised that it should stay the way it is, a flawed but loved story. This story is largely untouched with only minimal spelling changes to keep it as close to the original as possible.
Mature: Contains clop in marked chapters. *Will be skippable*
Time has forgotten him, but when Luna returns from the moon, he comes back to Equestria. What zany adventures will this ancient being get into once he returns to a peace-loving land?
Ages ago, Firefly flew across the Rainbow, to find help in dealing with Tirek. She came back with a human, Megan Williams. The Diplomat to Ponykind, wielder of the Rainbow of Light.
That was not the only help the wild magic of the land brought forward.
A human appeared near a magical fountain, near a mare that carried two fillies inside her. Armed with a sword that could slay anything and unending life thanks to said fountain, this second human came back with the mare to Dream Valley, and earned a reputation as The Sword, for he defended Ponykind against the darkness when the Diplomat could not soothe things over.
That was two ages ago. Time moved on. The Windigoes came. The Unification happened. Discord happened. The Crystal Empire happened. And the human remained by his foster daughter's side through all of this.
Until Nightmare Moon happened, and he nearly raised his sword against his daughter.
So he left, to seek solace, to seek guidance from the world itself from what he'd nearly done. But when the mark on the moon vanished, the human took note of that...and the day that happened afterwards.
Now...he's come home.
ADDITIONAL TAGS: Adventure, all the ponies. This is essentially a rewrite with one more character being added into the mix, to see what happens. He's not a 'seventh element of harmony.' I will admit in later chapters he might seem overpowered, but remember...
Whatever magic you practice...has a price. He just has the ability to bounce back from almost anything...eventually.
Warning: There will be sex in later chapters. And this is another story the Ausbrony and I have written together. Rather than seperate it out, I'm just gonna tag it Mature now.
EDIT: Featured on the DAY it was posted. My fans are nuts. In a good way.
SECOND EDIT: Cover art! Commissioned by iakovl, done by Atlas-66.
Learning how to control your magic can be difficult for anyone. Especially for Flurry Heart, around whom things tend to explode. Just as well she's got a Spirit of Chaos to help her out.
Learning how to control your magic can be difficult for anyone. Especially for Flurry Heart, around whom things tend to explode.
Just as well she's got a Spirit of Chaos to help her out.
Cover art from the gallery of Submerged08. Edited by Cursori. Honorable Mention in the 2019 Everfree Northwest Iron Author competiton.
Humans aren't nearly as robust as ponies. Simple gestures such as hugs, pats on the back, and hoof bumps are all well and fine when it's another pony on the receiving end. With a person a fraction of their mass, ponies forget how fragile others are
Humans aren't nearly as robust as ponies. Simple gestures such as hugs, pats on the back, and hoof bumps are all well and fine when it's another pony on the receiving end. With a creature a fraction of their mass, ponies often forget how fragile others can be.
A man reflects on his fragility during a routine checkup, and realizes that he might not be the only one affected by simple actions one might take for granted.
An audio reading has been done by the illustrious Illya Leonov.
Marcus—a human living in Equestria that hasn't been laid in months—is about to find out how noticing a sign outside of Fluttershy's cottage can change his life. After all, who can say no to free pussy?
Marcus—a human living in Equestria that hasn't been laid in months—is about to find out how noticing a simple sign outside of Fluttershy's cottage can change his life.
After all, who can say no to free pussy? Definitely not Marcus!
Cover art adapted from this brilliance! Will take down if requested by the artist.
Your binge-watch of FIM episodes just turned into Take-Home-A-Celestia Day. What's a lucky guy to do but screw?
So you've got an hour to kill before work. Of course you elect to shoot the breeze on this sunny day by watching some episodes of Friendship is Magic that prominently feature the Princess of The Sun. So much so that you notice Celestia's sticking on the screen even after the fade to black. And that she's looking to get out of this TV and onto your stiff dick. Why, who are you do keep a Princess from what she craves?
Pic credit goes to Dragk. Commission credit for this fic goes to CrypticMetaphor.
Also, happy belated 10th anniversary, Friendship is Magic!
WARNING: ♫ Celestia you're so damn sweet though ♫ I wanna know if you've a shining for my meat though ♫ In terms of packages you're so complete though ♫ And when we climax I press repeat though ♫
*For posterity's sake, let it be known that when My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ended it's initial run on October 12, 2019, this story was #2 in the Featured Box.*
While randomly scouring the airwaves with her two-way radio, Vinyl stumbles upon a desperate voice with a wild story. Can words save a life? Can they give hope, and is that hope even worth it?
One lonely night, Vinyl decides to use her old two-way radio to relieve the tedium. In doing so, she stumbles upon the voice of 'Adi,' who has a story so crazy Vinyl isn't willing to believe it.
But Adi is desperate, so desperate that Vinyl knows something really is wrong. Can her words help Adi overcome whatever is really happening? Even if she can instill hope in this stranger, is hope worth anything against seemingly insurmountable odds?
All Vinyl can do is sit before her radio and talk. Perhaps it will be enough.
Twilight visits me twice a month. I wish she’d stop.
A cartoon pony named Twilight Sparkle visits me every other Friday night. Normally she just raids my fridge, questions my life choices, and forces me to watch her show. Tonight something is different. Has she always had wings?
Fair warning: Twilight’s views on her own fandom's creations aren’t exactly positive.
Twilight still visits me twice a month. It’s okay, I guess.
A cartoon pony named Twilight Sparkle visits me every other Friday night. We talk more than we used to, but she still makes me watch that show of hers. Isn’t anything ever going to change?
Note: that Romance tag doesn't equate to mushy stuff, and it's not the reason for the Teen rating. This is much closer to Everyone than Mature. Cover art generously provided once again by statoose Big, heartfelt thanks to Skeeter The Lurker for helping me deal with reader reactions, and to Craine for proofreading the new final chapter.
Sandbar has to take care of his friends when all of them enter molt or shed at the same time.
It's springtime in the School of Friendship and a certain squad of star students are feeling its effects.
Ocellus and Smolder are shedding their skins, Gallus and Silverstream are losing their feathers, and Yona's coat is dropping in giant piles of fur that look like the dead bodies of stray cats.
Everycreature's feeling terrible.
...It's probably a good thing that Sandbar decided on a cute nurse costume for his most recent sewing project.
When young teen inventor Micro Chip is trying to create a realistic gaming experience, he gets a bit more than he bargained for when he developed an ability known as the Gamer. Now his life is a game and the world is lot stranger than he thought
Micro Chip, an inventor of 15 years old, is trying to create a new and more realistic gaming experience. The device he is working on malfunctions though and he finds himself with a strange ability known simply as the Gamer. Stats, quests, dungeons, equipment, you name it.
This ability might’ve come at the perfect time however as strange things begin happening in town, and Micro will need all the help he can possibly get to develop his Skills if he wants to hold his own against dragons, vampires, and his own teenage boy desires.
...ok that last one might actually be more of a challenge with the Game
Inspired by the Gamer Manhwa (Basically Korean manga)
A student computer researcher discovers Equestria Online, and she can't understand why nobody else is worried about it. Without any help, Ashley decides she will do the impossible on her own. Somehow, she will save the world.
Ashley is an unimportant research assistant in an American machine learning lab. The release of Equestria online provokes more than a little interest in her lab, and she is selected to investigate it. What she discovers horrifies her, but for some reason she can't get anyone to take her seriously.
This does not dissuade her. Ashley might not know much, but she isn't going to sit idly by and watch her world end. No... if nobody else is going to step in, she will. It doesn't matter that nobody believes CelestAI is dangerous. It doesn't matter that it's a game about a children's show.
Ashley is going to save the world. Or try, anyway. The odds aren't great.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, and art by Zutcha! Il existe une traduction française de cette histoire, elle est par ici.
Every princess needs a trusty knight, who better to be Twilight's than Tempest.
After Cozy Glows betrayal Twilight decides she needs to make sure Ponyville is safe even if she and the other Elements are away. Celestia suggest founding a Royal Guard division for Ponyville. Now Twilight much find a Captain to lead it. Now she just needs somepony with leadership experience. A pony kind, understanding, patient, and polite, But also strong, determined and driven. Tempest is at least half those things. Join Tempest and Twilight and the others on a journey of redemption, forgiveness, courage, yelling at new recruits, dealing with annoying ponies, and paperwork. So much paperwork. Just a day in the Life of the captain of the Friendship Knights.
How many frilly filly sticks can two fillies possibly fit? Kettle Corn and Tulip Swirl are going to find out!
Kettle Corn never expected today to go the way it did. When Tulip Swirl brought out her early birthday present, one thing lead to another until they were seeing who could fit the most. They were pretty full and they hadn’t eaten.
Who would be able to fit the most? Was this a bad idea or the start of something more? Either way they would be finding out together!
A foal abandoned for his own good. It is found by two ponies who never knew what they were in for. What could possibly happen?
Willow and Shield led a rather normal life, nothing out of the ordinary. Until one night, strange sounds wake them out of their slumber. What are they to do with the young foal they have found?
Some ponies try to use a banana or cucumber to take care of their more... private needs, when a lover isn't available. Rainbow Dash is determined to push the boundaries of the usual assortment of fruit, much to Scootaloo's horror.
Some ponies try to use a banana or cucumber to take care of their more, well, private needs, when a lover isn't available. Rainbow Dash is determined to push the boundaries of the usual assortment of fruit, much to Scootaloo's horror.
