MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceChrysalis
After learning the shocking secret that a highly helpful "Continue Screen" exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to discover it comes with the ability to relive and explore her past adventures.
It even comes with an added difficulty option. But is Twilight Sparkle truly ready for her life's greatest battles on Hard Mode?
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightRainbow DashThunderlaneFlitter and Cloudchaser
How do you kill a pegasus's soul? Put her in charge of the town's weather, then only let her schedule sunny days and gentle evening showers. Not thunderstorms, not blizzards, certainly not hail or tornadoes.
Nothing fun, in other words. Celestia forbid the weather team make some real weather, the kind Rainbow Dash dreams about. The farmers would never stand for that.
Well, screw the farmers. Screw the fashionistas and screw the library princess too if she complains. Rainbow Dash has a dream and she's going to share it with the world, whether the world wants it or not.
A story dedicated to anyone who's ever been passionate about something.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightTrixieShining Armor
Shining Armor has become an alicorn for some reason, and with no explanation available ponies assume ascendancy is sexually transmitted. Much to Twilight's irritation.
No actual sexually explicit content here, but there are references and some minor bad language.
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MLP: FiMSexRomancePornTwilightLuna
When Luna watches Twilight sleep, she finds that her dreams are centred mostly around her. Her and sex. That and the fact that she looks awfully pent up from the other end of Luna's telescope. Time to pay her a visit.
But Luna should take special care not to wake her.
Kinks: Somnophilia, Wet Dreams, Giving, Cunnilingus, Dub-Con, Spying, Masturbation.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyTwilightRainbow DashPinkieRarity
Rainbow Dash is told to go f&#% herself by one of her friends and that's exactly what she's going to do.
First clopfuck or whatever. Judge me harshly.
Merry Valentine's Day
MLP: FiMSexRomanceHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...
I'm going to be rewriting this shortly. Thank you guys for the support!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityPornAnthroSpikeFilthy Rich
As the years passed, Spike grew into a rather handsome young man. He was still one of the only dragons living in Ponyville but it really didn't bother him much; mostly because it meant he was one of the only dragon performers at the Sugar Shack, Ponyville's premier adult entertainment club. Dancing on stage was a source of great pride for him and even came with a few benefits.
Kinks include: Stripping, Sexy Outfits, M/M, Oral, Anal, Interspecies, and Creampies
Spike is >18 in this work of fiction and, as such, is well and clearly an adult. The events which transpire in this story take place quite some distance in the future.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyPornCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
Shining Armor has been forced into an extended sabbatical by the Princesses. Their reasoning was clear: in the peaceful era that has followed Twilight Sparkle's ascendancy to the throne, Shining needs to spend more time with his family, and particularly his daughter, Flurry Heart.
The precocious teen is fifteen years of age and rapidly approaching her sixteenth birthday. But she's not the little foal that Shining enjoyed spending so much father-daughter time with. The halcyon days of cute little Flurry playing on his knee are long gone, replaced with a prickly and complicated teenage filly.
Will the oblivious and goofy Shining Armor be able to navigate the difficulties of modern-day fatherhood? Will he follow the strange guiding voices which direct his decisions?
Or is he simply falling into an elaborate love-trap of Flurry and Cadence's design?
FIND OUT!
This is my entry into the June 2019 Wincest Contest!
This story is a fun little experiment I've been planning to try for some time: at the end of each chapter I'm going to present the fimfic readers with a strawpoll to choose from a few different options that our plucky protagonist can pursue. Inspired by the awesome Starscribe! Join in and see if the community will
be able to guide Shining to his goal before the end of the month!
Will likely contain: Incest / MF / teenage foalcon
FYI the Equestria in this story is located in a deep gravity well, so all characters are over ten million years old in Earth years and therefore 100% not illegal.
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornCadanceShining ArmorNurse RedheartTwilight VelvetNight Light
After a spell goes awry, Shining Armor's cock gets stuck in Cadance's ass. Mom, Dad, dad jokes, Twilight, Spike, the fire department's rescue squad, and even Nurse Redheart are all unable to separate them.
Disclaimers: contains accidentally-in-public buttsex. Does not contain foalcon or incest.
(Feature boxed in 52 minutes! Four hours to #1!)
I came for the sexy shenanigans. I stayed for the comedy. If anyone in 2020 needs a soul-fulfilling laugh, read this story.
—Steel Quill
mein gott
—Sledge115
You will never see such hilarity in terms of stuckage clop in your life.
— Vis-a-Viscera
Preread by Steel Quill, Raleigh, Sledge115, Vis-a-Viscera, and Samey90
Art is cropped Derpibooru 1667723 (which was also the inspiration).
MLP: FiMAdventureHumanTwilightCadanceShining Armor
Shining Armor has many secrets. The first is that he has a diary, that he lovingly calls his Shining's Logs. And the second is that he is a reincarnated human. See how both secrets effect the life and relationships of Shining Armor, and help shape the future.
Explores the relationship between Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, and how it set both of them on their respective paths. Also explores the development of Shining Armor into the captain of the guard, his relationship with Cadence, and the powers of love and friendship.
MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaOCOtherMain 6
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
Unfortunately, he's in Equestria.
Cover art by Sipioc.
Featured?! Thank you so much!
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishPornTwilightRainbow DashSpitfireSoarinWonderbolts
As punishment for what Twilight did to the three Wonderbolts in Show Stopper, Celestia has commanded her to explain what happened and do anything they ask in order to make it up to them. Hint: they want sex things!
Rainbow wants Twilight to magically disguise herself as Applejack, complete with accent, then use Celestia’s futa spell on herself. The real Applejack would never think of doing such a thing, but the disguised Twilight must do it.
Soarin wants some more direct payback. He wants Twilight to pretend she’s frozen in time as he has his way with her. It will be a struggle for her to avoid reacting to the things he does.
Spitfire wants a morale booster for her team. She’s not really into Twilight herself, but she knows that a lot of the Wonderbolts are. A few ropes and straps later, and she has everything she needs to give her whole flight team a much-deserved reward: a royal cum dumpster for them to use.
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishPornTwilightRainbow DashCelestiaSpitfireSoarin
Twilight finds a time-stopping spell and ends up putting it to some very naughty uses ... but is she the only one who can stop time?
Kinks: non-con, molestation of immobile ponies, futa, faux-exhibitionism, impregnation.
No relation to the MLP episode of a similar name. (NOT a Trixie story.)
Equestria GirlsComedySlice of LifeSpike (EqG)Sci-Twi
Twilight was just hanging out at the mall with her best friends, until many people came up to her, complimenting and asking about her dog, Spike, much to her confusion. When she found out that her own dog has been making his own vlogging series on HayTube, Twilight decided to have a bone to pick with him.
Part of the "Since When?" series!
Based off on Equestria Girls: 'Reboxing w/ Spike' short.
FEATURED: 1/17/19 - Whoa! Thank you all so much!
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornAlt. UniverseTwilightShining Armor
His weekend was supposed to be normal. It was supposed to be a nice relaxing day where all he had to do was foalsit his younger sibling and not worry about school or guard pony entrance exams. It would have been normal, it would have been great… except she's in heat. What was once normal quickly becomes a battle of struggling to be a good brother and not giving into his selfish desires.
Sadly the line between good and evil is paper thin, and he's about to learn that all actions have consequences, despite his best intentions.
Kinks: Incest, Consensual Foalcon, Estrus, First Time Sex, Lots of Vanilla Sex, and Accidental Pregnancy
Cover art by: iuth
Edited by: SolidFire and Shakespearicles
Preread by: Skeeter The Lurker
Request Number: 006
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightScootalooSpike
While working on a spell to see if Pinkie and Applejack are related, Twilight discovers that she has a little sister: Scootaloo! But how is this possible? And, more importantly, how will this affect them?
Featured 11/6/17
MLP: FiMSexRomanceRandomPornTwilightPinkie
For Pinkie Pie these days, she struggles to find things to do with her large bursts of energy. She bakes her cakes, throws a party, makes some new friends, then it's rinse and repeat. Somepony needs to tame her!
NOTICE: No ponies were harmed in the writing of the story... unless they beg for it!
Image credit goes to MagnaLuna on DeviantArt!
Proofread by VitalSpark.
Hope you all enjoy!
MLP: FiMViolenceDramaTwilightCelestiaLuna
Inspired by Parting Words, by RHJunior
Princess Celestia is the paragon of Harmony. She is kind to her subjects and generous to those in need. She is loyal to her ideals and never compromised. She has a good, if mostly unknown, sense of humor. Above all else, she is always honest. Right?
Twilight Sparkle trusts Princess Celestia implicitly and in all things. The Princess has never steered her wrong, not once. When Twilight thought that her concerns for Nightmare Moon were being ignored, Celestia had her back, even if she was withholding information.
Wait a minute.
Shortly before Celestia leaves for Canterlot with the redeemed Luna, Twilight has a conversation with her mentor that will change her perspective on the Princess forever. She will receive something new, beautiful, and damning all the same.
Cynicism.
Six Little Words or: The Question That Twilight Didn’t Ask in Canon.
Violence Tag: Implied torture.
Comments are back open. Please try to keep it cordial.
The Elements of Harmony experience the magic of self-pleasure after nightfall, when nopony is around to witness. Each of them handles their pent-up, burning desires in their own special way...
Choose your favorite pony, or choose them all! There's a little for everybody~
Featured 6/8/20
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeFluttershyTwilightRainbow DashOC
Ponyville's new 'code enforcement professional' has got it into her thick, monotonous head that Fluttershy has too great a density of pet animals, and she's set out to rectify that situation.
Twilight, though, has a problem with this, and she'll have to use her full authority as an alicorn princess to put a stop to it.
Audio reading by Crafty Arts | Dramatic reading by DRWolf
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Six to Eight Weeks Unnecessary
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