They say a human's hair will give you eternal luck. A human's touch will cure any disease... and a human's blood will grant you immortality.
A clerical error in the Registry of Mortals sends an unwitting human to a strange land. It wouldn't be so bad, if the ponies there weren't out for his blood.
Literally.
A little twist on the myth that unicorns were hunted for their fantastical powers.
A human stays among ponies, mystifying them with his odd traditions and customs. It will be five years before Celestia and Twilight can send him back to his homeworld. Until then, Twilight wants to study him and have him experience pony culture. These are their stories.
"Humans.... Quite possibly the most infuriating mythical creatures in existence. If you ever have the 'luck' to meet a Human in your travels across Equestria, then you must be careful. Humans are extremely powerful creatures, some would say more so than Celestia or Luna, they are also more unpredictable than Discord. They can help you in a tight spot if you're lucky, or play nasty tricks on you if you don't hold the Human's favor. In my time I've seen a Human give a filly pounds upon pounds of gold, and the same one turn greedy ponies into gold. The only one I ever have seen 'face-to-face' was in my earlier years, he helped me repair my wagon when it broke down in Everfree Forest, by fix I mean a whole new one appeared not ten feet away, and the only thing the Human asked for in return was a spindle.... But be warned, never anger a Human, a trick or two in fair game is fine, but if you ever manage to truly anger a Human...... you'll be part of the small number ever to meet non-existence." - Star-Swirl the Bearded.
A silly nonsensical story, not to be taken seriously. Some chapters are not connected to others.
A short treatise on the nature of our human friends, a type of sapient hairless bonobo.
note: thanks for Zyrian for editing! You're the best.
Greetings everypony! Now that the human world is soon to be open to Equestria, it's important to provide basic information about these long lost mythical creatures.
3/16/18 edited for spelling and grammatical errors.
Twilight Sparkle introduces Anon to Autumn Blaze, FOR SCIENCE!!!
As the official attendant of Twilight's Friendship Castle, Anon has a pretty sweet gig. Heck, he's even been adjusting to life in magical horse land pretty well, if he had to say so! On just another seemingly random day, the Princess shows up with an exceedingly curious, and somewhat cute, guest. Let's hope she doesn't have any ulterior motives for having the newly re-discovered kirin meet the man...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Musk, Pheromones, Soft Fur, Interspecies Copulation, Oral, Vaginal, Impregnation
Extra Kinks Include: Masturbation due to scientific exploration, Immolative Intercourse and breeding...
Twilight is teleported to Blood Gulch Canyon after meddling with a ship that crash landed in Equestria. She must enlist the help of the local red and blue soldiers to get home while unraveling a dark conspiracy linking her world to a shadowy agency.
Everything changes for Twilight Sparkle and her friends when a mysterious extraterrestrial ship crash lands in Equestria. When Twilight messes around in the ship's systems with her magic, she ends up transported to an alien world unlike anything she imagined: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
To get home, Twilight must enlist the help of the eccentric Red and Blue soldiers that live there... if she can get them to stop bickering first! Additionally, she finds herself being pursued by the enigmatic military agency known only as Project Freelancer. Back in Equestria, all is not well for Twilight's friends as forces involved with the crashed ship make themselves known. Reds, Blues and ponies will all have to work together to discover the mysterious connection between Equestria and Project Freelancer.
A crossover with Red vs Blue. Written with the intention for the story to be followable without having watched the series. (just don't expect to get all the references).
The product of my friend and I having a Skype call that went to the subject of 'What if...'
This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes. After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out. Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.
In search of Twilight Sparkle's magic, Oleander travels from Foenum to convince her to hoof it over. Communications go... badly, and she decides to take it by force.
What's worse? Dealing with rude nobles, or a super hot dragon princess that keeps teasing you? At least one of them has a pretty sexy payoff.
You've been working as an assistant to Twilight for a couple of months now. In that time, you've become more than used to visits from self-important nobles and dignitaries, ambassadors and other assorted assholes. You hate them, of course, but making them feel well looked after is your job, and you make sure you do it well.
And then... there's Ember. When you meet her, you're first struck by her beauty, and then immediately after, you're struck by her tail for staring too long.
Can you deal with this rude, insensitive bitch long enough to get through the day, especially when Twilight leaves the two of you alone together?
A four chapter story. Cover art by Twiren. ID:2042599
Scootaloo never dreamed she would ever know what it was like to fly. But then the Cutie Map sent her to Seaquestria, and she got her chance. Now she isn't sure she ever wants to leave.
Spoilers for S8E6
Scootaloo was overjoyed to discover the Cutie Map was sending her and her friends across Equestria for a friendship mission. It was her first time flying outside her dreams.
Luna takes an interest in Ponyville's resident human, further complicating his already tumultuous life.
[ Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations. ]
Anon's got pony problems. Fluttershy's been stalking him, Twilight's trying to experiment on him, and he's been fighting sleep ever since he met Luna at a dinner party last week. The reclusive Princess of the Night has taken a somewhat inappropriate interest in him and has been invading his dreams!
Thanks to Luna's dreamwalking shenanigans, Anon now has to contend with doomsday meteors, horrendous creatures, and harrowing trials in addition to the growing herd of overly amorous mares plaguing him in his daily life. The line between dreams and reality begins to blur, leaving Ponyville's poor resident human desperate for a moment of peace and quiet!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between December 2012 and February 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Hexferry is a mothpony who is coming to town to meet Twilight for something important. But that's not the important part. The important part is that Twilight trusts Anon to give her a place to stay for tonight. This is a bad idea.
Hexferry is a mothpony who is coming to town to meet Twilight for something important. But that's not the important part. The important part is that Twilight trusts Anon to give her a place to stay for tonight. It's probably worse for Anon than for her.
When you confess your feelings and shortcomings to the Alicorn so special to you, you do so thinking she is asleep. Little do you know, she is anything but. How will she respond to your words?
Working for the Popsicle company as a taste tester, you have gained some skills in the art of using your tongue to expertly lick phallic objects. A unicorn like Twilight might find your skills to be somewhat arousing...
An average run of the mill person gets thrown into the world of Equestria just not quite the way he hoped,now he has to figure out how to be the Princess of Friendship before ponies get too suspicious.
4/5/19: Still working on the story, OC tag was added for a future interaction.
Violence Tag only exists for a battle to two.
5/23/19: I keep adding stuff ugh Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.
Scared by what the future may hold, Rainbow Dash seeks solace in her best friend.
Rainbow Dash had always been a mare of action, but recently, the thought of the future had been scaring her. Who else better to comfort her than her closest friend?
Cute TwiDash one shot, filled to the brim with cuteness and snuggles and all things cute!
Tempest doesn't know much about normal adult social interaction. Spike is a horny late-adolescent surrounded by hot mares. This can only end well.
While looking for a way to blow off some steam after an argument with Twilight, Spike runs into Tempest Shadow. Deciding they both could use someone to talk to, she invites him to her room.
There they both learn a few things about each other, especially once some booze is introduced.
Though it's not long before talking isn't all they do.
Or alternative title; 'How the conversation between Celestia and Twilight Sparkle after she became an alicorn really went down...'
Featured on 17th of July 2015, Friday. To everyone who has viewed this story and those yet to view it, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Coca Cola and cookies for everyone!
Shortly after Twilight Sparkle became a princess, Celestia approached her former-unicorn student to explain the situation to her.
A young undergraduate is subject to being the target of cuddle-driven ponies. Things can only get worse (and snuggly) from there.
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are about to learn a lesson about being mares that they will never forget.
In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.
Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.
