Unable to deal with her horniness alone, Twilight eagerly awaits her brother to return home.
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. In Twilight Sparkle’s case she deeply misses her brother when he’s gone on a small trip. Finally he’s arriving home and Twilight is going to give him a proper return home present.
Homer Simpson's been to a lot of places. Outer Space, The Third Dimension, and more hallucinations then is probably healthy, but a land full of talking candy colored ponies? Yeah this could be an issue.
Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.
It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?
Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.
Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'
NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.
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What's the deal with Horn Licking? Twilight explains, though she likely would rather like not to.
When Twilight comes to pay Anon one of her regular visits Anon asks a question that turns the usually calm and pleasant visits awkward and embarrassing. The question being about Horn Licking,
This has suggestive content/humor and may not be suitable for all humans and/ or ponies. please read responsibly.
Trapped in Equestria and looking to leave, one Human will take it upon himself to fight the elite 4 of his local Magic High School for answers.
Transported here through mysterious means, a human finds himself trapped in Equestria, and trapped with all its inhabitants! Conscripted into the Ponyville school for the magically adept (despite being entirely inept) our displaced hero attempts to uncover his past, and how he came to be in Equestria, making enemies and new friends along the way! Join him as he stylishly smashes his way through those that would keep him down, with only a little purple mare and his human vigor to carry him to victory!
Twilight is still settling in after her coronation as sole Princess of Harmony, but the junior Anarch of Chaos is even more clueless than she is as they each try rising to the responsibilities of their personal predecessors.
Screwball is hooves down the hardest horsey harlequin I've put pen to paper and picked to portray. Hopefully her dithering dialogue sounds suitably strange while still somewhat sensible, since her speech sits saddled with an awkwardly articulated alliteration affinity and a readiness for randomly recursive restless rambling.
This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.
Sunset Shimmer bullies local nerd then suffers the disastrous repercussions. News at 11!
Sunset Shimmer was never the nicest girl in school. She'd bully her fellow students, was rude to teachers, and strutted around like she owned the place - still, among all her classmates, there was one who got the abuse far worse than the rest. Twilight Sparkle, resident nerd and shut-in, is the subject of most of the bully's torment - still, despite being harassed, she's not beyond doing a bit of scheming.
NOTE! All characters portrayed are at or over the age of eighteen.
Kinks Include Pecking Order: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Rutting, Shameful Squirting, a Degrading Money-Shot A Challenger Approaches : Bestiality, Male on Futa, Anal, Very Rough Sex, Musk, Cock Worship, Hands-Free Ejaculation Boys Will Be Boys: Futa on Male, A Random Abyssinian Cat-Boy (Don't Ask Questions), Emasculation, Oral, Anal, Cock Worship, Ball Worship, Crossdressing, Spontaneous Ejaculations, Musk, Size Difference, Threesomes, Several Creampies
Artwork by Reiduran
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Having recently knocked up an adorable kirin, named Autumn Blaze, Anon finds himself quickly warming to the the tiny equine...
After having unwittingly impregnated Autumn Blaze, as one of Twilight's harebrained experiments, Anon has been adjusting pretty well. The little kirin is quite the handful, and he's been finding himself enjoying her company more and more! With the two quickly growing inseparable, the two find themselves in a particularly interesting situation...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Musk, Pregnant Sex, Cross-Species Coitus, Creampies
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Shamelessly using song lyrics for the title of a clop story and its chapter...
Artwork by Ritter
A big, BIG thank you to Freglz and Zippy for help with edits!
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Twilight Sparkle was Celestia's chosen heir, and under her rule Equestria was destined to prosper. But then her friends passed, as mortal ponies always do, and she was left to rule alone. The years were not kind to her after that.
Twilight Sparkle has ruled Equestria for over a thousand years. From her throne atop the floating city of Concord, she enforces ruthless harmony over the handful of surviving settlements. But Twilight is afraid: Equestria's survival always hangs by a thread, as enemies more ancient than the Alicorns threaten to return and devour what she has built.
Twilight selects her star pupil, a young unicorn named Star Orchid, to travel down from the perfect city of Concord into the dangerous ruins beneath, so that she might locate these forces, and help Twilight to destroy them. Only when every threat to Equestria is finally dismantled will she be able to rest. Until then, there is much left to purify.
Edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha
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This story takes place in the same universe as Why We Dig. I'm not going to call it a sequel, since none of its characters will be aware of anything in that story, so you won't have to be either.
It turns out that laser pointers are able to control the minds of bat ponies
Laser Pointers are banned in Equestria, and if one is found its owner will not be getting a trial, parole, or a phone call. Why, well they kind of mind control bat ponies into acting like lemmings if it means catching that weird red dot.
Anon is trying to move on with his life after what happened in Ponyville but it's hard to ignore what's right in front of him.
Things are a lot better for Anon since the events of Ponyville. His store is doing great and he enjoys the company of all his friends. As the days go on, he finds that the problems of the past are quick to haunt him as he is forced to face the one thing that hurt him the most.
With things improving, Celestia is now interested in trying to court Anon but things are never that simple when it comes to Anon.
For Anon, so much has changed in a little amount of time. He can't really complain about it either. Things are getting better and he knows that the sisters are happy too. However, there's been a change in Celestia, it's small but it still has him questioning the reason. Did he do something wrong or could it be something else?
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I used to love that premise. I thought it made for a fun debate of nature vs nurture and all that. I just never expected it to happen. Now Tom's gone and I don't know what to do!
I used to love the idea of a human getting to visit Equestria. It sounded like a good way to set up so many shenanigans, except it's plagued with boring characters or really cliché ones or... the dreaded Sue. I never expected it to happen. For real. No, that's not real. What am I saying? Tom's... missing. Yes, and I will find him. He's not in the show... that's ridiculous. Don't say such things! My little brother can't be part of the show! It's just a coincidence that this little alicorn showed up, spoke with his voice, has the exact same personality and is based on his personal design for his alicorn OC! IT'S NOT REAL!
Castle Guard-recruit Spirit gets a lesson in treating his Princess right.
As the newest member of Princess Twilight’s Castle Guard, Spirit expects to be treated badly. To get the worst assignments and the least praise. To be hazed. To have to rise above the rest of his guardsmates and make a name for himself. All for the chance to serve his Princess: the elegant, kind, and friendly Twilight Sparkle. He thinks he’s ready for anything—but he’s not ready for her.
This story contains dubious consent and rape play; ponies-on-Princess and Princess-on-pony; minor cuckolding and humiliation; and a Princess who just wants to be loved. Also sex.
Princess Celestia finds a baby Changeling Queen during her travels. She had intended to bring her back to Canterlot only temporarily, until she could find the hive the Queen belonged to. For now though, the Changeling Queen was just Twilight Sparkle
Changelings and ponies had always been natural enemies of each other, especially with the crystal ponies when they were around. Why wouldn't they be? Changelings were like parasites, feeding off the love that ponies gave off and driving them to illness.
However, Changelings had begun to decline. What started out with as seven hives have diminished down into three, all of which had gone into hiding so well that most ponies didn't know what changelings even were. Even Celestia had not seen one for quite a while, a long feat for an immortal pony.
Until she found a nymph. A new Changeling Queen.
Unable to find it within herself to abandon the changeling, Celestia ends up taking the nymph back to Canterlot under guise as Twilight Sparkle. The plan was simple; find the hive that Twilight belonged to and return her back to be raised with her race.
Of course, despite everything she learned through her long life, she had forgotten that things were never that simple.
For starters, she did not anticipate herself to grow fond of Twilight as time began to pass, or to beam in happiness when Twilight began to refer to her as mom.
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Twilight and Spike have sex. He doesn't really want to.
Sometimes, some nights, Twilight asks Spike a question. The words she uses aren’t always the same, but the meaning behind them never changes.
Spike will you come to bed with me, Spike will you use your tongue the way I like, Spike will you lie there as I climb on top of you and take what I want, what I need?
Rainbow, the youngest of the mane six, is clueless when it comes to making stallions happy. Twilight can help her, but just so long as Shining's willing to lend a hoof too! Well, more than just a hoof... (Light RGRE)
Being barely nineteen when all of your friends are in their early/mid twenties is a bit of a bitch for Rainbow Dash. She's used to being treated like the child of the group, and constantly boasts to cover up her embarrassment.
Only... she's found something she really can't get through without the help of a friend, and it's stopping her from pursuing relationships: she doesn't know the first thing about sex. Like, anything about how to make a stallion happy!
Twilight wants to help, but she's hardly a stallion. Luckily, her brother's visiting the castle, and what's the harm in a brother/sister teaching session?
Shining Armor was transformed into a alicorn princess by a strange book and now he has to attend classes to either go back as a stallion, or remain a alicorn princess.
This story takes place after the events from the episode Power Ponies
Shining Armor and Twilight are spending a few days with their parents for a reprieve and one night the stallion walks into his sister's bedroom. There he finds an odd book labeled "How To Train a Princess" from the peculiar Enchanted Bookstore. Without realizing it he is magically transformed into an alicorn princess and now has to complete a course of strange classes within the tome. The courses will be hard and many will take days within the strange universe that this book constructed. He will have to pass a final test in which he may either turn back into a stallion or remain a princess alicorn forever.
