Princess Celestia has a stern talk about sexual awareness, tact, and the misguided notion of her virginity.
Displeased at the chaos that their lack of basic sexual education has caused, Princess Celestia teleports Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle to her throne room to have a few words.
Unfortunately, Twilight manages to derail the conversation with something she sees as being of far greater importance.
Warning! Contains suggestive topic references of sexual nature.
Alice? It's me, Greyson. Yea, how long am I supposed to be in Wonderland again? Oh, that long, huh? Joy.
You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.
Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.
Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.
(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )
AN
Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?
I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.
Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in Equestria. Can he restore balance to the peaceful country with Purple Alicorn's help, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?
Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in a nearby country called Equestria. Can Goblin Slayer restore balance to the peaceful equines, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?
Also, how will he practice his most efficient killing methods with the gentle and forgiving 'Purple Alicorn' in his ear all the time?
He can only hope that she doesn't ever have to see first hand why their merciless eradication is so necessary.
Twilight and Spike find respite in eachother's presence.
Twilight and Spike, siblings in all but blood, go adventuring together in Canterlot. They don't find what they are looking for, but they stumble onto something better.
Written in a universe where Spike acts more mature, and Twilight is slightly more adventurous. Both are young adults, though Spike is still considered a juvenile because 'dragon years'.
Scootaloo, freshly adopted by Twilight and Rainbow, asks the dreaded question. Rainbow's response, however, isn't exactly conventional.
Twilight's in a bit of a pickle. On one hand, two years of marriage with Rainbow Dash have been absolutely wonderful. On the other, well... two years of marriage have passed without a single thing happening in the bedroom.
Why? Well, that's one mystery even she can't seem to solve.
Then Scootaloo comes home from school and asks Rainbow a question that makes everything crystal clear.
Taking a trip to Canterlot, Rumble pays a visit to a very unique club...
Being dragged to Canterlot, accompanying his brother to a Wonderbolt show, Rumble goes on a search for a rather particular club. Rarity practically insisted that he visit the establishment, even though she didn't explain exactly why. Discovering a rather unassuming sign, hung above an inconspicuous flight of stairs, the young stallion can only assume he's found the bar he was looking for...
Kinks include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Stripping, Striping, Maledom, Powerbottoms, Musk, Cock Worship, Exhibitionism, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Interspecies, Double Teaming, Slight Cum Inflation
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen ... eventually.
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen.
Elaine Torkleson, an attorney in Los Angeles, is almost completely unfamiliar with My Little Pony. Her new client is about to change that. And everything else Elaine ever thought she knew as well...
To Elaine Torkleson, an attorney working in West Los Angeles, the name "My Little Pony" conjures up nothing but vague memories of these half-hour toy commercials she heard about while in college during the 1980s.
But when a scientist from Pasadena's Jet Propulsion Laboratory comes into her office one afternoon in the summer of 2019 with a device that he claims can utilize the properties of quantum tunneling to let people enter cartoons, Elaine finds herself forced to reassess pretty much everything she ever thought she knew.
The cover image is a still from this animation by DeannArt on Deviantart.
Beset on all sides, accosted by depraved disciples of the School of Friendship, Anon seeks a solution for his carnal concerns...
Anon had hoped he was done dealing with the advances of students, yet he was wrong. With his sanity slowly being whittled away, day after day, by his potential paramours, he does the unthinkable. If there's one way to get it all to end, to halt the seemingly endless tide of bedroom eyes and innuendo, it will be with the help of Twilight Sparkle.
Anon goes to visit the changelings' hive; unfortunately, there's some slight culture shock...
After an unfortunate encounter with Ocellus, Anon is prompted by Twilight Sparkle to visit the changelings. Sure, she may have read about the shapeshifting bug-horses, although she's never really interacted with many. After leaving Ponyville, having been seen off by her close friend, Thunderlane, she arrives at her destination and is greeted by a rather curious sentry...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Masturbation, Vaginal, Outdoor Sex, Knotting, Creampies, Very Minor Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
Hatter's Lye made an animation inspired by this story! You can find it on MrTektite's patreon. Feel free to check it out!!! Also...Yes, Anon is a woman...
Discord's homeless, powerless, and needs somewhere to crash. Twilight's castle seems like a good idea. This'll surely work out great for both of them.
When a major magical mishap leaves Discord homeless and seemingly without his powers, he gets it in his head that he can simply stay with Twilight until he has somewhere else to go. He's rather insistent, too.
But hey, having an annoying and presumptuous roommate that causes ridiculous and unpredictable things to happen all around them simply by existing can't be all that terrible, can it?
...on second thought, maybe don't answer that. Just pray she doesn't end up falling in love with the fool.
Sandbar gets an unexpected show and finds that it's not entirely unwelcome, to his surprise.
Sandbar and Gallus have recently become roommates, after becoming good friends. When Sandbar wakes in the middle of one night, he gets an unexpected surprise that he tries desperately (and unsuccessfully) to ignore.
He then has to figure out how exactly to make sense of his reaction to the experience.
The students at Twilight's school are all 18+ (or the pony/griffon/changeling/etc. equivalent thereto) adult creatures. (Come on, this place is like a college, right? They're clearly not little foals...) To the extent canon may later suggest these students are not adult, they have been aged up for portrayal in this story.
Contains voyeurism, masturbation, and lots of gay sex.
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Twilight has learned that ponies love to talk about her, since she became a princess. They especially love to talk about her love life.
If there was one thing Twilight Sparkle had learned since ascending to alicornhood and becoming a princess, it was that ponies talked. Then, quite suddenly, they were talking about her.
And then they were talking about her love life since she was a single princess, unmarried and approachable.
She was still getting used to that part.
She was especially getting used to talking about it with Sunset.
5/14/2018: Now with cover art designed by the very generous Novel-Idea! Thank you so much!
All Twilight wanted to do was enjoy some quiet time in comfort. Unfortunately, this being Ponyville, that's a whole lot easier said than done.
Having some free time to herself, all Twilight wanted to do was read, and relax in the comfort of her own home. Unfortunately her concept of comfort isn't what most of Equestria would consider to be socially acceptable. Within the confines of her palace, this isn't really a problem. But when Rarity comes by unexpectedly, that all changes.
