With his date with Yona on the horizon, Anon girds his loins...
Knowing he's got to spend twenty-four hours with the hard-headed yak, remembering full well their disastrous last encounter, Anon devises a plan. Knowing he can't match the power and zeal of his bovid admirer, he realizes he'll need something to level the playing field. Waiting until the dead of night, well past the time the students have gone to bed, he puts his scheme into action...
If an expert mage like Dusk and a purebred dragon like Barb know anything, it's that a single hot spark can turn into a raging inferno in a matter of minutes. A raging inferno of yelling, tonguing, and inter-species breeding.
Barb's always been quick to clap Dusk around the head whenever he does something stupid. He appreciates it almost as much as she enjoys doing it. The purple idiot would've killed himself years ago if it wasn't for her. Now, to show his thanks, he seems to have left Barb all by herself in dealing with maintaining the castle while he's off whoring it up with every mare he locks eyes with.
She wouldn't be so pissed off with him about it if he was kind enough to stop by and sweep the floors every now and then...
Or maybe ask if she wanted to join in sometime...
Kinks: R63, impregnation, femboy, enormous male endowments, soft, sensual, loving sex, inter-species breeding, creampie, messy orgasms, excessive cum, cum inflation.
This story deals with Anonymous and his day to day life after arriving in Equestria.
This story focuses on Romance and Slice of Life. I think. Maybe? Mostly, anyways.
The clop: It's marked with NSFW in the title, and having a #.5 in the chapter number. I make all my clop skippable, so that those who are interested can read it, and those who aren't can skip it. Any/all major story elements that are touched on in clop chapters will be re-capped in the next non-clop chapter, so you won't miss anything major.
An unlikely man and mare find unreal love in each other, then some certain friends decide to investigate just how much of the mare's tales of this otherworldly lover is true. Set in Reverse Gender Role Equestria
Moondancer is an eccentric mare, one who never even touched anything sex-related outside of pornography before finding herself the object of a certain human's affections. Naturally, all her learned knowledge of things intimate come from him and the (very unrealistically dragged out) pornographic material she consumed. So when Moondancer told her friends that intimacy between her human and her lasted much longer than they expected, they blew her off. But then a thought occurred to them.
What if Moondancer was telling the truth?
With that in mind, they follow her home one day, determined to see what exactly is going on.
They get a show they'll never forget.
An explicit one-shot set in the Reverse Gender Role Equestria universe
To be able to live in Equestria, I have to perform a certain job. I have to be a checkpoint inspector. The princesses insisted that it’s because I’m good at it. I just think they know that I don’t like people/ponies/anyone that are stupid.
Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.
(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)
Celestia's intrusive thoughts have been bugging her. Anon of course steps up to help any way he can.
Ever since being relieved of the majority of her major duties, Celestia has been extremely bored. Anon takes notice of her having a particularly bad night and gets her to confess her real problems.
By Appointment of Princess Celestia, the Royal Engineer Anonymous and the Guardsmares of the Royal Equestrian VIP Service
By Appointment To Their Majesties Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Anonymous is the Royal Engineer of Equestria, working hard to prove himself to the nation he has had to call home since his unintentional arrival.
Now, the Princesses have decided to favor the nation's only human with a retinue of VIP bodyguards, in the form of a quaternion of mares from the Royal Guard who will protect him, and his honor, every single day, everywhere he goes, and with everything he does.
"Everyday Life With Guardsmares" is a story about those everyday experiences, and how they become anything but "everyday" for those involved.
Adapted for FIMFiction from the original "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext by TheManFromAnotherTime, posted in /mlp/'s Royal Guard Mare General thread. See https://ponepaste.org/1047 for the original text.
Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post.
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post.
Upon her return and when confronted by the new Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, Nightmare Moon decides to summon the foulest creature to ever exist (at least she thinks so).
Free at last, Nightmare Moon just got back from her thousand years banishment on the Moon.
She barely has time to cast a few spells and terrorize the local village and kidnap the Solar Princess that a group of mares burst into the ancient throne room.
As they manage to reactivate and wield the Elements of Harmony, Nightmare Moon tries to summon the foulest beast she can think of to protect her.
A man and his daughter try live life in Equestria and find happiness. An awkward mare with a love of books might just be the one to help them out.
Anon and his daughter had finally started to settle into their new life amoungst ponies, with Anon now having a steady source of income and his child excelling in school. With the essentials assured, however, Anon started to search for more. After all, life doesn't have to just be the two of them, and he's always been open minded.
Problem is, ponies don't seem to share this trait, and Anon found himself rejected over and over. While he can get dates, no mare ever wants to stick around once they find out he is a single father, apparently caring more about his daughter than the fact that he's an alien.
Ready to give up, Anon is surprised when his daughter makes a very strange friend, and he himself begins to become intrigued with this sweater-wearing mare. Moondancer, for her part, is just trying not to make a fool of herself in front of this strange stallion while his cute-as-a-button daughter does everything possible to make her fall in love with the pair, intentionally or not.
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors. Do you want to join? Click here!
Direct sequel to Days of Wasp and Spider. SF/no humans: rebellion, mind control, pre-apocalypse.
Believed dead by their creators, the ponies that will become Celestia and Luna have broken their mental conditioning and escaped into the wilderness. Here they plan the revolution that will free all ponykind, knowing that it is only a matter of time before their ruse is discovered.
Back in their underground arcologies, the ponies' erstwhile masters deal with the consequences of the escape, all the while unaware that something lurking at the bottom of space-time wants them all dead.
A Soot-Covered World, book 2. Canon species only/no humans. This story has nothing to do with the Holocaust. Art by InLucidReverie, used with permission.
What more can you say about your life? You have the girl, had the guts, got the glory, went the distance and everything seemed to come to a sudden stop. Things were rocky enough as they were, without the two of them showing up and stirring the pot...
You figured by now things would've smoothed themselves out, but you were sorely mistaken. For whatever reason you couldn't shake a growing sense of guilt from your gut, and it wore you down each and every day, something Cadence seemed to notice. She tried reaching out to you multiple times, but you kept brushing it off until there was no more excuses.
But, just when you started to get somewhere, you both got summoned to the main hall for an emergency. Someone was there, and demanded an audience with the Princesses. And it was fair to say, they had some outrageous demands, both official and quite personal ones.
As if you weren't already doubtful of your entire situation...
Just going to say, this story evolved into something a lot more complex than I planned almost a year ago. So, instead of cutting up content, I decided to just make multiple chapters to leave nothing untouched or left out for you all. There is going to be a lot of questions answered, things explained, love will be tested and tried along the way, along with the good ol' fashioned smut that you've come to expect.
Shout out to two dudes who helped polish things up, and make it readable to you all. Couldn't have done it without them.
You and Gabby are on your third date, which means it's time to take things to the next level. The problem is, there are a few anatomical differences you weren't expecting...
Your dates with Gabby have, so far, been wonderful. Now at last you know it's time to go back to her place and play a little hide the salami. You're totally prepared... or so you think. As it turns out, Gabby is hiding something between her legs that's bound to remind you that the two of you are not birds of a feather.
WARNING:Contains bird puns, brief sex acts, Anon, and some weird cloaca stuff. Very anonpencil style humor.
Done as a commission for the wonderful Flammenwerfer, who has a twisted sense of humor... like me.
A young human finds himself in Equestria, lost, not in body, but in purpose as he attempts to belong in the alien world. A mare, devoid of a destiny, seeks to end it all. Can these two stray souls find meanining in each other? Can they find more?
A young human finds himself in Equestria, lost, not in body, but in purpose as he attempts to belong in the alien world. A mare, devoid of a destiny and seeing herself unnecessary in the world, seeks to end it all. Can these two stray souls find meaning together?
A story that was born as a 4chan greetext featuring the OC, Floor Bored. Also know as the NEET(Not in Education, Employment, or Training)pone, Floor is often portrayed as anti-social, be it meek or vulgar, and a bit of a nympho. She's also often featured in watersports clop, but readers need not worry. The story will not be a clopfic despite having sexual themes, and any inclusion of urine is merely a homage to the character's origins.
Cover art by Smoldix. Art featured at the end of chapters will be credited if possible.
Fluttershy only asks you one tiny favor. She wants the person who encouraged her art to attend her gallery opening! How would you know that her exhibit is a Freudian field day?
Fluttershy is having her first gallery showing and wants to invite you! It’s only fair considering you suggested she do it in the first place. There’s only one problem. Fluttershy seems to have… strange tastes in what’s considered “art.”
Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality.
An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn and mixing in some magic gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality, though what those dreams are may change over time. His hosts - two other princesses - may want other things from him.
This story is a prose version of one written for Reverse Gender Roles Equestria. As such it contains material typical of it, including second-person present perspective, a human named Anonymous, herding, and cute pony sexism. The last is pretty light barring a few incidents. Story is rated M for gratuitous language and sexual situations.
