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MHard On, Come Off

Likes: 331 Dislikes: 15

on Fimfiction, by The Mad Clopper

MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifePornHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOC

Prince Solaris (R63 Celestia) and the human Jane have been together for some time. Tonight, however, they decide to finally move onto the next stage of their relationship. Sex! I’m talking about sex.

Jane has been in Equestria for a few years now, but not traveled much outside of Canterlot. And really, she has no big reason to leave, since Prince Solaris of Equestria was a big enough reason to stay. Mutual understandings turned into friendship, which turned into love, and the last year they’ve basically been steady, however pushing past an intimate kiss has been a challenge for the two.

Tonight, however, things will change, for the more pleasurable future.

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Additional tags include: Randomized R63 characters, human female on stallion, pony rides through the castle, 69 (nice), doggy style, other positions I can’t remember, pretty much vanilla sex that’s focuses on Realism VS Black Hole logic, lots of irrelevant banter, and lastly, the Big L, because I can’t write a story if they don’t have feelings. It feels… wrong.

This was, totally, 99.99% the fault of Cackling Moron, because reasons, so if you’re a fan of his writing style, I did try to dabble a little with it, but well, more sex involved. I’ll leave it up to you readers if I got it right or not. (Edit: I had to tone down on some of his style, because it was giving my pre-readers an aneurysm.)

Edited and pre-read by the ever wonderful Fregz and Admiral Buscit.

Cover art by asadama and used without permission, so any issues you can yell at me.

Top of the Box of Shame, M on (dur), 5/8/2020 and 5/9/2020. Nearly two whole days, you sicko's.

THard Shells and Soft Hearts

Likes: 707 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaChrysalis

Chrysalis has a small purple filly named Twilight in her castle, and it looks as if she's going to be adopting her for a long while. Can Twilight's love change her, or even the entire hive?

Only time will tell, though Chrysalis is determined that she could never find something so fuzzy and energetic in any way cute.


A sequel by popular demand! Rated T so I have a little flexibility with language and the like, but for the most part I imagine things will be very light and non-explicit.

MHarem's Law

Likes: 131 Dislikes: 26

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaTrixieCadanceShining Armor

You've heard of Murphy's Law, now prepare for something worse. Shining Armour is trapped as a harem boy and has no way out.


A collab with Greyson.

THarmony Defended

Likes: 561 Dislikes: 32

on Fimfiction, by Starscribe

MLP: FiMAdventureSci-FiHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow DashOCCMCsChangelings

When Equestria is threatened with an invasion of all its greatest enemies, Celestia and Luna are forced to turn to the only ally with a chance of helping them: Humans. The only question left now is whether any of Equestria will be left to save.

It's been a handful of years since Twilight came into her own as a Princess of Equestria, a few years spent in peace and harmony without so much as an angry spirit or clandestine invasion to take away from the tranquility of Equestrian life. Unprecedented developments in the technological and thaumaturgical sciences seem to be preparation for something, though nopony realizes what that something might be.

Nopony except the Princesses, who have not failed to see the signs of impending disaster that began with the mass kidnappings just following the Summer Sun Celebration. When all their preparations are turned upside down, can an alliance with the mysterious Precursors turn the tides of the most devastating war in Equestrian history, while there is still anything left to save? Enemies and allies appear in the most unlikely of places, and friendship with a dying elder race can be more dangerous than an invasion of Dragons and Changelings. What is a pony willing to give in defense of harmony? What are they willing to sacrifice?


This story now has a companion piece, The Sunset Campaign! This story is designed to bring Harmony Defended more into line with the three-story version of My Little Apprentice. If you read Apogee and Perihelion, you may want to read that as well!

This story was written prior to season five, and as such any events which transpire therein may or may not be treated as canonical. All events up to and including "Twilight's Kingdom" are treated as having occurred, however.

A huge thanks to my Alpha Readers! Thanks to these wonderful people, new chapters aren't nearly so riddled with mistakes and errors as they used to be. Thanks to Sparktail, TwoBit, Withered Pyre, and Zutcha. Zutcha of course deserves double the love, since he's also the artist of the cover and any other fantastic art that finds its way into the story.

EHarry Houdini: The Great and Powerful

Likes: 199 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by CrackedInkWell

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTrixieOther

After another successful show, Trixie makes her way to her apartment during an unscheduled storm in Manehattan. It was during this freak storm that a lighted theater appears with the name of "Houdini" on the sides of the theater.

"Magic is the sole science not accepted by scientists because they can't understand it."
-Ehrich Weiss (aka, Harry Houdini).


One night in the city of Manehattan, the magician known as "The Great and Powerful Trixie" has moved on with her new life in her newly successful magic show. It was during this night that a certain Spirit of Chaos was spotted by the Stage Director, but he left mysteriously as he'd appeared.

After the show has been set up for the next night, Trixie walks to her apartment during an unscheduled storm which, passing an empty lot in the city's neighborhoods, lightning struck that spot where a new theater appeared. Holding posters and a sign in lights with a very odd name.

"The Great Harry Houdini: Master of Mystery."


A huge thank you to His Highness, PrinceCelestia for the wonderful cover art. And an equally huge thank you to Shadeol for taking the time to edit this fully.

EHassenfeld Pony Anthology

Likes: 127 Dislikes: 9

on Fimfiction, by Chicago Ted

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeAnthologyHumanTwilightRainbow DashPinkieCelestia

A collection of vignettes about various Hassenfeld ponies and their owners.

In 2025, Hasbro Biotech introduced a new product -- the Hassenfeld Pony -- genetically-engineered horses made to look and act like the characters of an obscure show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Despite the high asking prices and the ethical questions surrounding them, they took the world by storm. Thousands of households in America, and tens of thousands more overseas, soon had one of their own.

These are some of their stories.


Coverart by Gryphon BBQ (not on Fimfiction). Preread by Ghuntz.

Inspried by the Hassenfeld Pony threads on /mlp/.

Featured on 7-10 June 2020.

THearth's Warring

Likes: 139 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by XenoPony

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLuna

It's been over a thousand years since Princess Luna was put in charge of a hearth's warming celebration. Safe to say, she's not thrilled at what's happened to it.

Not since before her banishment to the moon has Princess Luna been in charge of a hearth's warming celebration. Safe to say, she's not over the moon at what's been done with it while she's been gone.

Audio adaptation

Featured: 12/28/18

MHeat Stronger than the Sun

Likes: 126 Dislikes: 31

on Fimfiction, by AppleGothic

MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaOCCadanceMain 6

Human comes to Equestria just before a Festival celebrating Mating Season.

After a fatal car accident, suddenly, Cameron woke up in the Canterlot Hospital. Surrounded by Ponies, and no idea what he was in for, Princess Celestia allows him to work off medical bills working as her Scribe...Unfortunately (or fortunately if you wish to see it that way) he happened to show up just before a Mating Festival was kicking off.

(Potentially Contains: Human on Pony, Sibling on sibling, Male on male, and most importantly, some Impregnation.)

THello From The Other Side

Likes: 834 Dislikes: 28

on Fimfiction, by FoxMcCloud7921

Equestria GirlsComedySlice of LifeCelestiaLunaPrincipal CelestiaVice-Principal Luna

Celestia and Luna decide they want to visit Equestria and see what life is like from their point of view. What could possibly go wrong?

Having learned much about Equestria from both Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer, the two principals from CHS have always been curious about what the world is really like. Luna finally proposes the idea that the two should find out themselves just what its like to be a pony...and not just any pony but royalty as well. What could possibly go wrong in this situation?



Twilight could probably name about thirty of them.

MHentai Horse in Magical Pony Land

Likes: 238 Dislikes: 23

on Fimfiction, by Nightmare723764

MLP: FiMSexFetishViolenceProfanitySlice of LifeAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaCadanceMain 6Chrysalis

Horse Running on Porn/Hentai Logic in Land of Chill and Fluffy Pones

This is actuallly a spinoff of my Worm story "On a Steel Horse I Ride" over on Questionable Questing and if anyone's curious I suggest you check it out. My handle is exactly the same here so I should be easy to find. Also in the general "Build" for Steel is also avaliable on that thread as well.

Oh and the original version of the story can be found in the Index threadmark of the thread. Anyway moving on.

Steel is a Hyperadvance Biomechanical Sexbot in the Shape of a Horse. In a world with magical equines. Kinda awesome seeing as he's passingly familiar with the fandom however things aren't "canon" or is he in some fanfic verse.

But the absolutely worst thing? His dick is too big and any mare that sees it gets intimidated by it.

Goddamnit!!!

Currently rated Teen however as I progress I may upgrade it to Mature and tag it with Sex.

Yeah I went screw it and decided to make it Mature and Tag it some more.

Here's a link to Questionable Questing and the if that might give context to this is "On a Steel Horse I ride" I also have this posted there as well!

THer Knight in Faded Armor

Likes: 1656 Dislikes: 64

on Fimfiction, by Doccular42

MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureThrillerAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCOtherButton Mash

Princess Luna still feels alone, nineteen years after her return to Equestria. When she finds a friend in an online game, everything seems better. But not all is well in Equestria, and a sinister plot threatens everything that Luna holds dear...

Princess Luna still feels alone, nineteen years after her return to Equestria . But when she finds a friend in an online game, everything seems better. She can be herself without worrying about what others think, and she can finally talk to another pony, even if he never knows who she really is.

Celestia is worried about her sister, especially right now. Upcoming peace talks with a powerful new nation mean that all the Princesses need to be completely ready. With her Luna so absorbed in a fantasy world, she wonders how she'll make it through the harrowing weeks to come.

Button Mash feels like a failure. He's still living at home, he still can't find work that can use his degree from the university, and he still feels alone. His friends are getting married, starting families, and thriving in their careers. On the plus side, he plays games regularly, and his best friend is a mare, even if she doesn't know his name. He hopes that his upcoming vacation to Canterlot might help his mindset.

But, unbeknownst to all of them, a sinister web within a dark plot threatens to ensnare Equestria... And Luna may be the only one able to stop it.

She may face it alone, or maybe she'll have some help from her knight in faded armor...

~~~

Cover art credit to yamashta. Link here.

Preread by -TGM- and Goldenwing

Edited by m1ntf4n, PheonixStarr, Wing, and the_Doc, and Swan Song, and Orion Caelum.

Follows canon up to about season 4 or so. I'm not sure when everything went off the rails, but it was originally as true as possible when initially written.

Link to the Discord chat HERE!

EHer Most Faithful Student

Likes: 423 Dislikes: 12

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightSpikeCelestiaLunaPhilomena

Filly Celestia takes her entrance exam, hoping to get into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns. She just didn't expect to wind up as Twilight's personal student!

Celestia has been waiting for so long, now. Today is the day she'll finally be considered for entry into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns! Only, the entrance exams are meant to be gruelling, there's a scary dragon by Twilight's side, and Luna doesn't want to see her go.

Will she pass the entrance exam and become Princess Twilight's personal student?

THeroes and Allies

Likes: 1022 Dislikes: 75

on Fimfiction, by LewisClarke

MLP: FiMAdventureHumanCelestiaLunaGildaDiscordMain 6

A great force threatens to destory Equestria and worlds beyond... Can two very diffrent peoples band together to stop it?

There is a flood on the horizon. Equestria's enemies have united, and the coming tide will not only change the course of history on one world, but two, and bring about a monumental meeting that will bring brothers and sisters from those two worlds together.

At long last, the downtrodden will rise.

The battle begins.

THey, Wait a Second

Likes: 248 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by Erie_Entity

MLP: FiMAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCSunset Shimmer

A new colt in Canterlot catches Sunset’s attention. If only he could give her proper answers.

Sunset Shimmer spends her time in Canterlot mostly alone. Aside from receiving lessons from Princess Celestia and telling the royal chefs that she’s hungry, she doesn’t have much pony to pony interaction. That is until some idiotic colt sneaks into the royal gardens.

THome is for the Weak

Likes: 2018 Dislikes: 45

on Fimfiction, by Pickleless

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeScootalooCelestia

The princess of the sun and a gimp orphan sit in a cardboard box.

Celestia and Scootaloo are homeless in a Ponyville alleyway together. They like to talk about things.

These are the things they talk about.

Note: The crayon scribbles of a plot is done, but the ride never ends story still updates.

THoof-Holding Degenerate

Likes: 823 Dislikes: 18

on Fimfiction, by CategoricalGrant

MLP: FiMRomanceComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaCadanceSelf Insert

Princess Cadence brings a human from earth to be a 'Love Therapist' for her lonely aunts Celestia and Luna; they're not all that excited, though.

Being a Princess of Equestria is a hard and lonely job. Princess Cadance knows this firsthoof, and if it wasn't for her faithful husband Shining Armor, she would be grumpy too!

Still, she can't just sit by and watch her beloved aunts waste away in loneliness and anger! Maybe that old mirror hidden in her castle holds a solution...

Cover Art by TJPones

EDIT: Featured like 20 mins after posting (lol nice) on 6/3/19.

EDIT: #1 just a few hours after posting! Glad you all are liking it :3

THour of Twilight

Likes: 229 Dislikes: 21

on Fimfiction, by Starscribe

MLP: FiMViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureMysterySci-FiHumanTwilight

Twilight Sparkle was Celestia's chosen heir, and under her rule Equestria was destined to prosper. But then her friends passed, as mortal ponies always do, and she was left to rule alone. The years were not kind to her after that.

Twilight Sparkle has ruled Equestria for over a thousand years. From her throne atop the floating city of Concord, she enforces ruthless harmony over the handful of surviving settlements. But Twilight is afraid: Equestria's survival always hangs by a thread, as enemies more ancient than the Alicorns threaten to return and devour what she has built.

Twilight selects her star pupil, a young unicorn named Star Orchid, to travel down from the perfect city of Concord into the dangerous ruins beneath, so that she might locate these forces, and help Twilight to destroy them. Only when every threat to Equestria is finally dismantled will she be able to rest. Until then, there is much left to purify.


Edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha

Updates Wednesdays.

This story was commissioned by TyrannisUmbra, with additional funds donated by my enabler, Two Bit. If you'd like one of your own, drop me a PM!

This story takes place in the same universe as Why We Dig. I'm not going to call it a sequel, since none of its characters will be aware of anything in that story, so you won't have to be either.

MHouse of the Rising Sun

Likes: 1360 Dislikes: 43

on Fimfiction, by Rocinante

MLP: FiMSexComedyHumanCelestiaLunaOC

A new life in a new world. While it's a little lonely being the only one of my kind, having a multitude of intelligent species around me helps fit in. Being a stranger in a land without normal isn't the worst fate, just takes a little getting used to.

Editing provided by: Rinnaul, BionicBrony, AnoponyDASHIE, and m1ntf4n

THow Laser-Pointers got banned in Equestria

Likes: 73 Dislikes: 9

on Fimfiction, by NeoLuna

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaBat PonyRoyal Guard

It turns out that laser pointers are able to control the minds of bat ponies

Laser Pointers are banned in Equestria, and if one is found its owner will not be getting a trial, parole, or a phone call. Why, well they kind of mind control bat ponies into acting like lemmings if it means catching that weird red dot.

WARNING!!! MLP MOVIE SPIOLERS!!!

THow many friends have you made today?!

Likes: 4562 Dislikes: 222

on Fimfiction, by Sarcastic Brony

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaPrince BluebloodMain 6Anon

Anon likes to keep to himself, but Celestia thinks he should make friends.

Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)

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