Lyra summoned a Human to Equestria on the day of the Summer Sun Celebration... the same day Celestia's Student moved into Ponyville. Now she and her roommate Bon-Bon have to keep him safe from, literally, EVERYTHING!
At first, he was just an ordinary man on Earth. Now, he's a not-so-ordinary man on Equus, in the kingdom of Equestria.
He's constantly under the care of a mare named Lyra Heartstrings, and her roommate Bon-Bon. What's more, he's also apparently a bit of a "myth" in this world, which means he has to hide from the Higher-Ups, or risk getting experimented on!
To top it all off, the problems that keep happening around the town of Ponyville are, in some way, shape, and/or form, tied in with these two strange mares! And they may not even realize it!
Twilight has devised a new, low-energy cost spell that could replace teleportation: swapping! But she can only swap with other alicorns... hopefully that won't cause any complications or mishaps... what's the worst that could happen?
Twilight has devised a brand new spell which uses far less thaumic energy than her teleports - swapping!
By utilizing Alicorns as singularity points in the thaumic field, she can quickly and easily swap herself with any of the other princesses at a negligible energy cost! In only a mere instant, Twilight and another alicorn swap places... a fantastic way to quickly travel to Canterlot in an emergency. She immediately plans to test her spell with Celestia, swapping herself with the regent.
What she doesn't realize is that the spell seeks out the nearest alicorn to the caster...
And it just so happens that Cadence and Shining Armor are passing by Ponyville on a zeppelin cruise.
An erotic zeppelin cruise.
Uh-oh.
CONTAINS: incest / mf / bondage / large size / slight cumflation / sorta-accidental-kinda NC? / father-daughter incest in one ending
A crafty human and two alicorn princesses get into shenanigans together.
Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.
Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.
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Because alicorns age slowly, Celestia still looks like a little filly, even though she's actually 121 years old. She doesn't fuck like a filly, though!
A young, aspiring Manehattan Police Detective is assigned to a case in the sleepy town of Ponyville. A case involving five bipeds. Five bipeds who seem to be running from something.
A young, aspiring Manehattan Police Detective is assigned to a case in the sleepy town of Ponyville. A case involving five bipeds. Five bipeds who are quickly being murdered one by one.
He's thrust into a situation that he never thought would happen, and it's up to him to solve it before it's too late.
The question is, will he be able to solve it in time?
Ponyville enters a moral panic when Pegasi begin uploading videos of themselves preening onto the internet.
When some of Ponyville's pegasi begin uploading distasteful videos of their private activities onto the internet, Ponvyille has a series of increasingly useless town meetings to debate the problem.
Teen for implied (but not actual) lewdness.
"This is how you do random comedy correctly." -stupidhand14 "This is neither clickbait, nor trash. It was glorious." -Radbunny
EDIT: Featured at #2 5/15/18! EDIT: Featured #1 same day! Thank you all, I'm glad you enjoyed! EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!
Inspired by Night Mist's "My life as a prince" Story A young man with surprising leadership skills meets the most important day of his life, his death. Many would expect that to be that however fate has other plans. He is given a new life in a land he has never heard of, with the memories of his previous life, but now all he has are questions. What is his destiny? When will it come? What was the deity that decided that this would be his new fate? All he knows for sure is his new name, Mythic Light and he is the son of Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria
Set after the events of Twilights Kingdom, Princess Celestia found a special stallion to be with however they were taken by forces beyond either of their control, but after his death Celestia realised that she is now carrying his foal. Months later she gives birth to a Alicorn prince that she swears she will protect with every fibre of her being.
Featured page: 05/09/2014, 23/10/2014, 19/03/2016!
Mythic Light's new life has begun and destiny is waiting. What awaits him? Only one way to know for sure The characters in this story are protected by OCRA Told generally from Mythic's perspective however other character will get POV's in chapters
This particular story focuses on Mythic Lights Foal years and includes a lot of cute moments. If you have a heart condition please make sure all relevant medication is on hand while reading YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
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Cover art drawn by the amazingly talented Balthasar999
Celestia extends her stay on Earth, which means you need a lot more Fanta. To save money, you take Celestia with you to Costco. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Celestia nearly flooded your apartment, and now she's informed you that she'll be staying on Earth for at least a few more months. Facing mounting costs for soda, you go to Costco to buy Fanta in bulk.
Twilight Sparkle listens to your retelling of human history in the 1930s and 40s and comes to a startling conclusion.
Staying in Twilight's Castle, you make the terrible error of flippantly calling her 'Hitler'. She demands a history lesson (for archiving purposes, of course) and you give her one that ends up being far more frustrating than you had anticipated.
You lost your bed, sheets, and pillows to Celestia, and you nearly lost your girlfriend. But peace has come to your house at long last. Well, until today, anyway.
It's been three months since Princess Celestia appeared in your bed. Three months since she took that bed, along with your sheets and your pillows. Three months since she nearly drove your girlfriend away from you. But peace was made, and everything had been going relatively smoothly. Life was even beginning to look up.
Princess Celestia successfully steals the enemy intelligence. Unfortunetely for her, this does not bode well with the shocked and confused members of BLU team.
Many might claim that opening portals into dimensions that don't even technically exist is a waste of good time and energy. Princess Celestia, however, does not.
On a day seemingly designed to produce boredom, Princess Celestia decides the most effective method of alleviating such a pretentious feeling is to involve herself in a rather humorous conflict by successfully acquiring the "enemy intelligence".
She correctly assumes that the beings from whom she stole it from are not pleased. However, she never could have foreseen the incredible lengths they undergo to retain their dignity.
Thanks to the love bomb at the Royal Wedding, Princess Celestia is revealed to be a Changeling Queen. How will Equestria, deal with this? And why is Celestia a Changeling Queen in the first place?
At the Royal Wedding, Chrysalis and the Changelings were revealed to all of Equestria.
But another mask was torn away that day. A mask born for a thousand years. A mask created on one promise. A mask, that has become synonymous, fused, to its bearer.
A mask that when ripped off, causes Twilight, her friends and Luna to question everything they ever knew about the one pony, one very important pony.
At the Royal Wedding, the meaning of the phrase 'Princess Celestia' changes forever.
NOTE: Chrysalis is NOT Celestia!!! That'd be impossible to pull off.
One day, Rainbow Dash wakes up to discover she is a fully-fledged alicorn. How will she use her great powers? And more importantly, how will she break the news to Twilight?
You would normally think there's no way for a simple change to the palace's water pipes to cause this much trouble. But before you start thinking that, you should probably know it's Crackfic Week.
The palace is ancient. So it makes sense for Celestia and Luna to order a complete overhaul of the waterworks, especially since the old system has been making strange sounds within the walls. All they really wanted was to wash up without dealing with new leaks.
They didn't get it.
They weren't expecting the magical lasers either, but that's plumbing for you.
Why is Celestia laying on the floor in Twilight's library? Why does she seem so confused? Why does she look different? WHY IS THE PORTAL MIRROR STILL ON?
Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.
At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.
Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!
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