After a wild night out on the town, Jay decides to go back to Pony-land for a quick visit. Things don't go quite as planned though as he finds himself trapped in a dimension full of colorful ponies and friendship.
He's not very happy about it.
Reading the prequel is not required as this story is loosely related to it. To avoid confusion, this is not a Battlefield crossover. Cover art commissioned from Mix-up! Check him out if you're in need of a cover art!
Anon gets sent to an Equestria where males don't exist, and touching triggers sexual responses.
Equestria has a problem. A Big problem. For several thousand years the world was cursed never to receive a male heir, and only through will of the Sun Princess Celestia and the advanced magical sciences, was the world able to allow a means of procreation for all the races. As efficient as it was, Twilight Sparkle was not satisfied with this arrangement, and summoned a human male from another world. Unfortunately she did not consider the side effects of this, and now every female that he touches goes into an irresistible heat.
(Takes place in season one.)
Warning, Contains: Foalcon, Rule 63, Cum Inflation, Pregnancy, Incest, harem, etc. M/F M/F/F
John is alone on this world and has not seen a single soul in a long time. His only companions have been the ghosts only he can hear. Driven by guilt, he goes from town to town, searching and doing the only thing he can do:
Give the dead their final rest.
Discord once gave him a gift. It was given in grief. John has yet to understand what this gift means. He has lost track of time and madness and sanity wage a constant war in his mind.
For John, the greatest terror in his heart is facing the Goddesses.
Freshly-arrived human in a state of some disrepair is tended to by local deity.
A human, having suffered due to the mysterious means of his transmission from one world to another, is stuck in bed recovering from his injures. While a little alarmed to find that the one looking after him is not human herself, he can't do much about it.
It helps that - as he finds - she's also rather good company.
A human wakes up as Discord just as Keep Calm and Flutter On begins.
After dying in a predictably stupid car accident, a human wakes up paralyzed and unable to see or feel anything... which seems reasonable for the aftermath of an argument with a truck, until Celestia starts talking and he figures out that he's dreaming that he's Discord. And then the Elements set him free and he figures out no, actually, this isn't a dream. Begins right before "Keep Calm and Flutter On", and the first few chapters crib a lot of dialogue from that.
Not Displaced, but it is one of those "human wakes up in the body of an Equestrian supervillain" stories. However. Fellow Discord fans. Trust me, I'm not gonna write a story about our boy where the real thing never makes an appearance. The actual Discord will show up sooner or later. Also not a self insert, as should be obvious if you listen to the main character talk about himself for about 30 seconds.
This is a commission for The Bird, but the original story idea was mine and I take credit for everything except the impetus to actually write the damn thing.
Tags are a complete guess, I actually have no idea how to tag this thing.
Twilight goes to hell. It's actually a pretty great place.
Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.
When the Princesses come across yet another "Best Princess" article in the papers, they find themselves surprised over what it says
Now, the idea of seeing someone argue who was the "best Princess" in Equestria was hardly a new thing. In fact, such talks had appeared in articles across Equestria for some years now. And every Princess knew what it meant when another one turned up. They'd read it, they'd have a debate amongst themselves over what was said, they'd maybe argue, and then they'd laugh over it afterwards. But today, they come across one such article that causes no argument. In fact, it genuinely surprises them.
Three millions years ago, at very dawn of the starfaring era, the daughter of a powerful noble heads out into the galaxy. Ready to uncover the mysteries of the Milky Way, but she never expected her greatest discovery would be hidden inside a nebulae.
Three million years ago, at the very beginning of the starfaring era, the daughter of a powerful noble house headed out into the galaxy, ready to uncover the mysteries of the Milky Way. However, Helena never expected her greatest discovery would be hidden away inside a foreboding nebula.
Twilight Sparkle's love of astronomy was well known, but she never imagined a day would come when she aimed her telescope to the heavens and found nothing but a dark, empty void.
Additional notes: -First contact story with an ominous setting and mild conflict between human and ponies- -The main character is not your average human-
Twilight has a theory about the behavior of pegasus ponies and needs a subject to study. Enter Rainbow Dash.
A short comedy/shipping fic that I've had the idea of floating around my head for a while, I probably haven't done it justice, but whatever, I've actually written something, its a miracle!
The Royalty of Equestria makes a bet with their land's only human. Despite all common sense, he takes them up on it. Here are the results
Human nature is a fascinating thing. Because of it, some magnificent things have been built, written, and accomplished. Human nature has also done some less than awe inspiring things, especially when pride in involved.
When certain things are said by Equestria's most powerful royals, they get to experience a very interesting aspect of human nature. Shining is especially happy about it.
After his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. That quickly revolves itself after a misunderstanding and a timberwolf attack leads him back to Canterlot. Shenanigans ensue.
Several months after his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. He was content in his solitude and was enjoying spending his days doing... not much at all. And occasionally abusing boops to get his way, but that's less important.
When he comes to realize the difference between solitude and loneliness, he sets out to fix it.
After getting shipped off to Canterlot due to some slight misunderstandings and slight timberwolf attacks, there's a tab bit more to deal with than he'd expect.
Like Princess Luna. And rebuilding bridges with Twilight. And Princess Celestia's odd behaviour.
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Previously featured multiple times- I can't put how thankful I am for that. I'm glad you folks enjoy my silly stories.
Equestria has a destiny in mind for everypony. A transdimensional guest, however, is surprised to find that this even applies to him, especially since it seems this strange world wants to keep him as its newest infant princess.
The ponies of Equestria know Harmony as not just an ideal, but as a force that actively shapes their existence. It guides them through their lives, brings them prosperity and ensures good will triumph over evil most of the time.
However, exposure to it can be unpredictable for those crossing over from other realms. Sufficiently long stays in Equestria can even lead to a change of form to one indigenous to the land.
And those unlucky enough to be slated to become a source of Harmony itself may find themselves unable to leave.
Translation: This fic contains the gradual transformation of a human (male) to a very young alicorn filly.
Set just before Season Five. Non-Earth human and an Equestria that's slightly different.
Princess Twilight Sparkle has a lot of experience dealing with villains. But when she faces down the evil version of her formerly-beloved mentor, she tries an entirely new method of ending Daybreaker's evil.
Twilight Sparkle isn't going to let Daybreaker rampage unchecked, no matter what she might have to do. She knows that Daybreaker is a terrible villain and a very naughty pony, and naughty ponies need to be punished...
A collaboration with the wonderful Jordanis. In more ways than one.
Nightmares have been plaguing you for the last three months. Each one has ended the same way, with you going to sleep in the orphanage you lived in back on earth, and waking up back in the Castle you now called home.
Artwork edited by me, original work made by nobody. Proofread by the amazing WrittenWord333.
Three months have passed since you were able to ever so cleverly deduce that Celestia had adopted you, indeed NOT trying to be your lover, and things have been absolutely terrible ever since due to nightmares that are making you question what is fantasy and what is reality. Not that mom would know, you've done a pretty good job of not letting on that anything is wrong. You two not speaking the same language makes it easier too, but you're still being kept on your toes by your aunt, Princess Luna.
Though you still have a way to go the lingual gap is closing slowly and during the process you've learned of Luna's prowess and abilities concerning dreams. Your only reprieve is that she seems to be having trouble accessing your dreams for some reason or another, but now the clock is ticking until she finds a way in.
Years of ingrained independence and the blurring line between dream and reality leaves you in a terrifying corner as even the pony you've come to care for the most may not even be real.
Spike is a playboy prince, sent by his mother, Princess Celestia, to deal with preparations in a town called Ponyville. Twilight encourages him to make some friends. He decides to fuck the evil out of Nightmare Moon instead.
Anon has been commanded to attend university by Celestia, so he'll make friends. She probably didn't mean for him to get quite so 'friendly' with a pair of attractive young mares, one of whom has a unique talent, and the other who is a unique beauty.
2nd Person Perspective - Human in Equestria - Anonymous
After being commanded to attend university by Celestia, both so that he can experience pony-culture, and also so that he stops moping around the palace and makes some new friends... Anonymous runs into two cute mares after one of his morning lectures and is invited to meet up with them later.
Interestingly, one of the two mares has a unique talent: she can control the pigmentation of all of the fur and skin on her body - she's able to turn any piece of it black, allowing her to use her body as an easel to write anything or draw anything she wants. This is a fantastic talent to have as a mute pony, even if she has a beautiful friend who can speak for her.
Even more interestingly to Anon, these two drop-dead gorgeous mares are interested in him. Really interested.
Will Anon be able to handle this new encounter and experience a unique form of Equestrian mare on male 'friendship'? Will the two mares get their wish and explore the intimate intricacies of human-pony relations?
Are they gonna bang?
Yes.
A light-hearted fic.
Contains: Human on pony, M/FF, oral, PiV, Cervical peneteration (horses do it OK!? It's not painful for 'em!), slight bulging
Twilight Sparkle proves that, yes, you really can find ANYTHING in a library.
It's spring at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and that means the female students Twilight's age are having their first estrus cycle, and losing their minds with the new sensations and desires emanating from their nether regions. It also means the male students are smelling all the pheromones, and losing their minds, too.
Twilight Sparkle goes to the library to try to get her mind off the grinding agony beneath her tail. It doesn't work quite how she planned, but it certainly relieves her heat...
Contains consensual F x M, first time, first estrus, magically enhanced squirting, public sex, creampie, happy post-coital cuddling, unintentional first-timer mistakes, and some first aid.
