Luck can only take you so far, and for The Courier it won't last much longer.
He never loses a fight. He can walk through camps of Raiders and defeat them without firing a single bullet. He has been banned from all of the Strip's casinos, twice. Someone once reported that bullets turn around and jump back into the gun when he is fired at. He has survived nearly everything, hardly breaking a sweat all the while. So what will happen when his luck finally runs out?
______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Story complete on its birthday!
You should probably play New Vegas before reading this.
"Happy fuckin' Birthday you glorious bastard of fiction" ~T6, 11/26/2015
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. What is RGRE? Look here:RGRE primer {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
A lighthearted discussion between Anon and Celestia takes a rather interesting turn...
Anon realized it would only be a matter of time until Celestia started asking questions about Earth's equines, but he'd been trying to avoid the subject. Even though the Princess was an amazingly demure and good-natured creature, he had no way of knowing if she'd get upset with his information about the horses of his homeland. He can only hope that she doesn't get too upset with the news...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Interspecies Coitus, and a Creampie Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Hot, Passionate Love-making Between a Man and a Mare
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Princess Celestia is the paragon of everything good and pure. And currently not available. Hi my name is Frank, the new guy in charge of this body and I'm here to fulfill all your princess needs. At least until I find something better to do.
Princess Celestia is the paragon of everything good and pure. Noble, fair and righteous. Beloved by all, and pillar of stability for Equestria since the time of Discord.
And currently not available.
My name is Frank, the new guy in charge of this body. I'm here to fulfill all your princess needs, until I find something better to do.
Human turned X fic. Post Season 3, but ignores season 4.
Waking from a nightmare with no memory of what happened, Apple Bloom is shocked. She has become an Alicorn! To find what has befallen her, she seeks advice of Princess Celestia. But the royal sisters have vanished, unfurling a real nightmare!
After waking up from a nightmare she has little memory of, Apple Bloom is stunned to discover that she has become a fully-fledged alicorn! She quickly heads to Twilight's castle, in hopes that the princess will be able to shed some light on her sudden transformation.
Unfortunately, Twilight is just as baffled as the new Alicorn filly, leaving only Celestia herself to possibly have the answer. But both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have gone missing, leaving more questions than answers.
Could Apple Bloom's dream have a connection to their disappearance?
Is there a dark force behind it all?
And most importantly to Apple Bloom; does she still have to go to school?
Anon goes before the princesses as is normal for representatives of species, diplomat or not. He finds the customary royal greeting is decidedly non-standard. [Futa]
Anon goes before the princesses as is normal for representatives of species, diplomat or not. He finds the customary royal greeting is decidedly non-standard. [Futa] (Pure smut)
Shortly after Discord is resealed Fluttershy and her friends are invited by Celestia to recount their experiences. An oddity in Fluttershy's account might just get Celestia's attention.
During the first conflict with Discord after his 1,000 year imprisonment, each of the ponies who wield the Elements of Harmony were forced to match wits with the Master of Chaos. All of them found that they were sorely out of their depth.
Except, perhaps, for one.
After Discord is imprisoned, Celestia takes each of the ponies aside to hear their stories. Fluttershy is the last one called and is a little nervous about the meeting. With a little encouragement from a friend, she is able to join the Princess for a cup of tea and describe her encounter with Discord. It might prove to be a rather fateful discussion.
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Planned as the first in a series of related short stories based on Fluttershy as she shares tea with Discord and possibly one or two others.
Sunset, Jaune, Pyrrha and Ruby are Team SAPR, and together they fight to defeat the malice of Salem, uncover the truth about Ruby's past and fill the emptiness within their souls.
Sunset Shimmer fled from Equestria in search of the destiny that Celestia sought to deny to her. She dreamed of finding great glory and power in a strange new world. But she emerged on the other side of the mirror in a harsh cruel world beset by demons and troubled by division, conflict and racial animus: the world of Remnant.
Now, years later, Sunset has completed her studies at Canterlot Combat School and is ready to attend Beacon Academy. She hopes that in the more progressive Kingdom of Vale her appearance as a pony faunus will not be held against her the way it was in Atlas, and she can rise as high as her talents permit and seize with both hands the destiny she still yearns for.
Sunset finds herself assigned to lead three fellow freshman at the Huntsman Academy: Jaune Arc, who dreams of becoming a hero elevated above all others; Pyrrha Nikos, a peerless warrior who has everything that Sunset wants and hates everything about it; and Ruby Rose, a simpler and more honest soul who simply wants to save as many people as she can, and who might just light the way to their salvation.
Together they are Team SAPR, and together they are plunged into a world of mysteries, magic, allies and enemies, robot girls and Atlasian black ops experiments. It won't be easy, but if they can work together, teach Jaune how to fight and maybe learn to get along as friends along the way, then they might just save the world.
Sunset Shimmer has always known that magic was real. After discovering the portal hidden outside Canterlot High, she leaves her life behind to go inside and prove it. Equestria will never be the same.
Sunset Shimmer isn't like the other Freshman in Canterlot High School. While so many others explain away the strange things that happen in their town, she knows better. There's an entire world out there, a world of magic and incredible creatures, one that she's determined to reach.
Careful study and preparation brings her to the portal in front of her school, at the last moment of its opening. Sunset doesn't have a clue what might be waiting on the other side, but she's sure it will lead her to the magic she's always wanted.
No matter what it costs.
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I just wanted to be alone, now after that night all has changed! I don't want to be a Queen of anything!, I'm a man! Now the body count is rising, I'm changing more and more everyday and...did I just lay an egg?
Total Rewrite Under Construction.
I just wanted to be alone, now after that night all has changed!
I don't want to be a Queen of anything!
I'm a man!
Now the body count is rising, I'm changing more and more everyday and...did I just lay an egg?
Slow TF/Gender/Species TF & Pregnancy...well egg laying etc.
For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat. A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going?
For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat.
A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going from day to day?
And is Twilight Sparkle truly prepared to unearth such facts?
After learning about a secret "Continue Screen" that exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to find she can change her world's difficulty. Hard Mode is hard for a reason, Twilight.
After learning the shocking secret that a highly helpful "Continue Screen" exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to discover it comes with the ability to relive and explore her past adventures.
It even comes with an added difficulty option. But is Twilight Sparkle truly ready for her life's greatest battles on Hard Mode?
You're the newest human in Equestria, and you're the guest of honor in the castle while the Princesses figure out a way to get you back to earth. One night, while out looking at the stars, Princess Luna comes to pay you a visit. HiE Fluff One-shot.
Sunny days, gentle breezes and light evening showers. The weather in Ponyville is perfect, thanks to the hard work of the weather team. Everypony loves it. Except, it turns out, the weather team itself. A story about passion and pegasi.
How do you kill a pegasus's soul? Put her in charge of the town's weather, then only let her schedule sunny days and gentle evening showers. Not thunderstorms, not blizzards, certainly not hail or tornadoes.
Nothing fun, in other words. Celestia forbid the weather team make some real weather, the kind Rainbow Dash dreams about. The farmers would never stand for that.
Well, screw the farmers. Screw the fashionistas and screw the library princess too if she complains. Rainbow Dash has a dream and she's going to share it with the world, whether the world wants it or not.
A story dedicated to anyone who's ever been passionate about something.
Rainbow Dash rents out an luxury resort to take you on a week long getaway; the only thing she asks for in return is a little help with estrus. Not even Celestia herself could crash this party...or so you thought.
It's been over a month since you and Rainbow Dash have pledged to become mates, and you couldn't be happier. Life betrothed to a national hero and Wonderbolts poster child is just as exciting as it sounds, not just because of her fun antics, but also because you're starting to realize how perfect you are for each other.
So how does one improve upon heaven?
According to your mare the answer is a week long getaway in the Foal Mountains with no pony around to force any need for privacy...save a couple of mysterious patrons who cash in on their favors to make a last minute booking. Either way, Rainbow is determined to make the week a memorable one especially once she begins to understand the benefits of having you around during the throes of estrus. Nothing is going to prevent her from expressing her gratitude for your company...even if the the spurious visitors are the last ponies either of you expected to see.
Co-conceived by Jazzaman so if you like it go check out his stuff! Also, special thanks to DE_K for editing!
A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies. But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes. This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
Multiple horses abuse hospitality. Mostly one though.
Continued horse-based intrusion makes a man's evenings slightly more interesting and his kitchen messy.
Mostly it seems to be the fault of that one horse, but the others are still going along with it, so they're all to blame really. Not that it's easy to hold anything against them.
He is a softy, after all, and they are all rather pleasant company.
The changeling queen has been murdered, and Chrysalis, a simple male drone, is forced to take her place. She won't stay simple or male for long.
Sometimes, the ordinary are forced to do extraordinary things. When the Queen of the Changelings meets her untimely end, she only has moments to link the crown to another, the source of changeling power. Only, she doesn't have any time to explain what it does or how it's used.
A young, male Chrysalis is the one to pick it up. The drone has never been different or in any way special, but when he puts on the crown, his body and mind begin to rapidly change, until he resembles a queen inside and out. Such is the birth of Queen Chrysalis, a confused and inexperienced leader forced to protect her people and bring an end to the rebellion that resulted in the last queen's death, all while handling a delicate relationship with Celestia and attempting to understand her new mind and body.
No one said that any of it was going to be easy. But hey, being tall, sexy, and powerful must have some benefit, right?
