Special thanks to Craine for help with suggestions and pre-reading. Title shamelessly stolen from this awesome song. Thanks to Sandara for the epic art.
Celestia and you engage in various forms of debauchery.
Celestia and you have been friends with benefits for a while now. Offhand, she mentions an invisibility charm, along with a couple other quite... useful spells. Lewd hijinks ensue.
Shameless clop. I'm literally not even gonna deny it.
Cover art made by Digitaldomain123.
Number 2045528, if you're interested.
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Featured 5/9/2019, Wow, that was quick!
Also got the hot symbol. Damn, didn't realise people would be this quick to praise the sun.
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Also from now on at the top of each chapter there will be fetish warnings if there are any particularly obtrusive ones in the chapter.
Nobody wanted it. American soldiers in Equestrian streets. Hundreds, thousands of dead. A city in ruins.
Nobody wanted this.
This is not a story about closure or healing. A traumatized soldier is NOT taken to Equestria to heal his war-torn soul. This is a story about an unfortunate series of events that get a whole lot of ponies and people killed.
Currently undergoing rewrite. Former Chapters 6-15 as well as the incomplete, unpublished Chapter 16 available for viewing on ArguingPizza's Scrap Files
A lightning bolt has teleported a human to a world full of happy, colorful, talking ponies. Holy....
(The Redone Version) (EFH has it's own TV Tropes page! Thanks to redandready45! )
A human has been teleported to Equestria after a lightning bolt struck him. The ponies of Ponyville had never seen anything like him before. Full of fear and uncertainty, all of Ponyville, except for the Mane 6 and Spike, avoided him. The human, with the help of the Mane 6, must earn Ponyville's friendship before a way back home is found.
A pair of Police officers are involved in a car crash whilst on duty during a supernatural storm. Much to their surprise, they soon realise that they are no longer in their home town or even their own world.
Being the only two of their species in an alien world will prove a challenge which they must overcome, living a life without the amenities of home. In order to find their place in society, they must earn the trust of those around them and prove that they can be valued members to Equestrian society.
How can all of this be achieved? They will use their knowledge from back home to help improve an organisation in its infancy. The Equestrian Police Service.
[Currently on hiatus. Story created as commission and will resume following additional support from the person who commissioned the story]
This story has been created as a part of a commission, mixed with a theme I planned before but never quite followed up on.
Commissioned as a FiE fic and crime drama, using stories adapted and based off real incidents attended by myself and others.
Lock and load. It's about to get primeval in here.
A research accident on a remote island unleashes an unstoppable ancient enemy that hungers for destruction. Can the sudden appearance of an unexpected ally shatter the hands on the clock of doom?
NOTE: This story begins during the pause between seasons 5 and 6.
If you enjoyed this book, check out the spin-off series "Equestrian Alliance: Menagerie" available now!
To be able to live in Equestria, I have to perform a certain job. I have to be a checkpoint inspector. The princesses insisted that it’s because I’m good at it. I just think they know that I don’t like people/ponies/anyone that are stupid.
Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.
(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)
Celestia just wants someone to hold her and to tell her she's loved. A local human looks to be the perfect prospect.
Nicholas doesn't really know Princess Celestia. Sure, he's met her once or twice, when Twilight was still trying to find a way to get him home. Exchanged pleasantries and what not. But never had he had a real, sit-down conversation with her.
Now, he's been summoned to Canterlot to work as Celestia's advisor. He has no other options but to accept.
Cover art used with permission by Miokomata. Go check them out!
A mighty monster has found itself in Canterlot. Princess Celestia herself decides to venture out to defeat the creature to keep her little ponies safe. Her method of doing so is... different.
Warning: Human x Horse Action, read at your own risk
Celestia's intrusive thoughts have been bugging her. Anon of course steps up to help any way he can.
Ever since being relieved of the majority of her major duties, Celestia has been extremely bored. Anon takes notice of her having a particularly bad night and gets her to confess her real problems.
Princess Luna is tired of living in her sister's shadow. She petitions Starswirl for help, and what she receives is far from what anypony expected. The real question is whether Equestria will survive her mistake.
Princess Luna is supposed to be her sister's equal. She watches over 12 of every 24 hours, after all. But she isn't, and everybody knows it. Equestria adores the one who brings warm, sunny days, and ponies sleep through her nights. Even her sister sometimes seems to forget that she's supposed to be one of Equestria's ruling diarchs.
Luna seeks help from the only pony she thinks can make a difference: Star Swirl the Bearded. He provides a spell, one she can use to change herself into the pony she wants to be.
Unfortunately for her (and the rest of Equestria), things don't go quite as expected.
Updates Wednesdays, though it may update a little quicker at first as the Fimfiction version of this story catches up to the one posted on Patreon. Cover by Zutcha, as always. These just keep getting better, don't they?
This is a Patreon-sponsored story, written for Aurora Gleam. So tremendous thanks to them for making this adventure possible.
Cadance and Shining Armor, in an attempt to reason with Daybreaker, visit Canterlot. Things don't go quite according to plan...
Cadance, the Princess of Love, has heard the various rumors of Princess Celestia's downfall into the corrupted creature known as Daybreaker. Surely the alabaster alicorn couldn't have become the debase monstrosity that the people have portrayed her as? Much to the chagrin of her advisors she departs on a mission of diplomacy to meet with her former teacher and longtime friend. Shining Armor, Sunburst, and a small group of guards accompany her to Canterlot to confront Daybreaker in a desperate attempt to sway her from her path of tyranny. What's the worst that could happen?
Kinks include: R63 Transformation (sex swap), Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, and Corruption
A continuation of the Daybreaker Saga, I hope you all enjoy it because there's plenty more to come!
By Appointment of Princess Celestia, the Royal Engineer Anonymous and the Guardsmares of the Royal Equestrian VIP Service
By Appointment To Their Majesties Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Anonymous is the Royal Engineer of Equestria, working hard to prove himself to the nation he has had to call home since his unintentional arrival.
Now, the Princesses have decided to favor the nation's only human with a retinue of VIP bodyguards, in the form of a quaternion of mares from the Royal Guard who will protect him, and his honor, every single day, everywhere he goes, and with everything he does.
"Everyday Life With Guardsmares" is a story about those everyday experiences, and how they become anything but "everyday" for those involved.
Adapted for FIMFiction from the original "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext by TheManFromAnotherTime, posted in /mlp/'s Royal Guard Mare General thread. See https://ponepaste.org/1047 for the original text.
Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post.
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post.
Celestia wakes up with a minor hangover. The castle has no running water. Her fiance is a human named Mark. Life's grand!
After a rowdy party in celebration of Princess Celestia and the human Mark’s engagement, all things should be back to normal… should, being the keyword there. No running water in the castle is only the start of the downward spiral. Much love, many laughs, and too much of a good thing are about to put everypony over the edge.
Lots of talk about sex, but nothing explicit.
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Cover art is by the wonderfully talented artist Silfoe without permission, so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me to remove it!
This is a gift for none other than the wonderful Little Big Pony! I hope you enjoy it, you’ve written some amazing stories, and I hope you keep up the trend. Pre-read and edited by the amazing Pascoite and wonderfully astute Fregz.
High Gear is summoned to entertain a rather high-ranking official and finds herself getting a two-for-one deal...
Running the shop isn't bad work, but having a side hustle never hurts with raking in additional funds. It's not exactly like High Gear whores herself out just for kicks, but being a hulking dickmare does make finding potential clients a rather easy affair. Allowed to cherry-pick her customers, usually the cuter and more effeminate ones, there is one client she'll always make house-calls for...
Kinks Include: Futa on Male, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Cock Worship, Size Difference, Peeping, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), R63 Princesses, Femboys, Seduction, Domination, Submission, and Training...
Artwork by Tatemill High Gear belongs to Unerro11
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
Upon her return and when confronted by the new Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, Nightmare Moon decides to summon the foulest creature to ever exist (at least she thinks so).
Free at last, Nightmare Moon just got back from her thousand years banishment on the Moon.
She barely has time to cast a few spells and terrorize the local village and kidnap the Solar Princess that a group of mares burst into the ancient throne room.
As they manage to reactivate and wield the Elements of Harmony, Nightmare Moon tries to summon the foulest beast she can think of to protect her.
