How would a maintainer react to being thrown on an foreign world? Would he be able to adapt and survive or is he doomed to ultimately fail.
What happens when you throw a crew chief in an alien world where all his ideas of reality are turned upside down? Anything can happen as TSgt Eric Broussard tries to cope in his new surroundings as he looks for a way to go home. Yet the longer he stays in this new world and interacts with its inhabitants will he want to leave when the solution presents itself? (Story takes place 3 years after Season 3, but ignores all events after the Season 3 finale)
Sex chapters noted with (***) in chapter title and start/stop with (*) for those that wish to skip them
Rating, tags, and character tags will be adjusted as story progresses and new characters are introduced.
NOTE: I would like to thank AidanPryde for going through and Editing/Proofreading this story from Chapter 18 on.
Also being as this is my reintroduction to writing, if you find any mistakes or you would like to edit the unedited chapters, feel free to let me know so I can get better.
NOTE: Being as I keep getting asked about the language I use for Equis in my story I figured I'd place it here. The language Equis is made up using a couple of caesar ciphers used on normal English to create an alien sounding language. The main one I use is an A=E cipher and occasionally use an A=H to either make words or supplement the letters from the first cipher to make words.
If you would like to have a list of the words/names I have already used for your own stories. Just PM me and I will send you a copy of the list I use which is updated regularly. I just ask that you let people know where you got it.
The product of my friend and I having a Skype call that went to the subject of 'What if...'
This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes. After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out. Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.
Diamond Tiara is quite possibly the worst gift you could give your seven-year-old daughter. Too bad Discord has a "no return" policy.
Against better judgement, David buys his daughter a pony for Christmas. Too bad it was Diamond Tiara. She, like many other fillies and colts in Ponyville, was taken by Discord for his cross-dimension pony trade. Now she must convince David and his family to help her and the others get back to Equestria. Fortunately for her, David is more than happy to get rid of her. His daughter Tiffany however, is not.
After your date with Luna, you learned a few things about yourself. Like that you like marecock, and that you're kind of good sucking it. Which is good, because Celestia has heard your praises, and she's interested in you too now.
Contains: futa, blowjobs, casual sex, facesitting, ass eating
After going camping, Connor wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare.
Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....
Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.
Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.
Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)
Or alternative title; 'How the conversation between Celestia and Twilight Sparkle after she became an alicorn really went down...'
Featured on 17th of July 2015, Friday. To everyone who has viewed this story and those yet to view it, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Coca Cola and cookies for everyone!
Shortly after Twilight Sparkle became a princess, Celestia approached her former-unicorn student to explain the situation to her.
A young undergraduate is subject to being the target of cuddle-driven ponies. Things can only get worse (and snuggly) from there.
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are about to learn a lesson about being mares that they will never forget.
In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.
Princess Celestia has a stern talk about sexual awareness, tact, and the misguided notion of her virginity.
Displeased at the chaos that their lack of basic sexual education has caused, Princess Celestia teleports Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle to her throne room to have a few words.
Unfortunately, Twilight manages to derail the conversation with something she sees as being of far greater importance.
Warning! Contains suggestive topic references of sexual nature.
Gregoria Samson awakens transformed into an Equestrian pony - yet no other human being can perceive her new body in any way. What is the incredible, monumental truth behind her impossible change?
A young woman awakens transformed into an Equestrian pony - yet no other human being can perceive her new body in any way whatsoever. With clumsy hooves, but a bright mind, Gregoria Samson must trust in herself to discover the incredible, monumental truth behind her impossible change.
Idol Hooves is just your everyday, standard, ordinary, normal Unicorn. He's definitely not a Changeling, definitely. He's quite skilled with his hooves but mostly uses this for pottery until, one day, he finds a new talent.
It was a well-known and established fact that all Ponies have a special talent, a unique and intrinsic calling that they will discover in time. For Idol Hooves, Unicorn Royal Guard, this was no different, no different at all. For he was a perfectly ordinary, normal and unsuspicious in the least Pony. Certainly it wasn't as if he was a Changeling in disguise, oh no, that would be ridiculous! Despite his name Idol had always had a talent with his hooves, a way with them. He'd most utilized this in the art of pottery but at the prompting of others he tries to apply those same skilled hooves to the art of the massage. Surely nothing strange could come of that?
Why Idol and Princess Luna weren't present during the wedding invasion.
(My interpretation of Vdrake77's Idol Hooves during the Canterlot wedding)
*Edits for the first two chapters kindly provided by Airy Words!
Idol Hooves, is the only changeling in the entire Equestrian Guard and has been proudly serving for over a decade( while disguised). His enlistment buddy and friend, Shining Armor, the current Captain of the Guard is finally taking the next step to officially becoming Princess Cadence' s personal guard, 24/7.
With most guard being reassigned to the wedding, Idol (by Luna's demand) is given the temporary assignment to Princess Luna's guard given the shortage of Night Guard.
Now, after another all-nighter looking for potential threats and with Idol's persistence, Luna finally agrees and turns in for the day. With Idol Hooves being the sole guard watching Luna's door, a promise was made that could ruin Eqauestria.
Princess Luna will get her well deserved rest, and nothing short of Princess Celestia herself will wake the deathly tired princess.
Alice? It's me, Greyson. Yea, how long am I supposed to be in Wonderland again? Oh, that long, huh? Joy.
You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.
Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.
Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.
(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )
AN
Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?
I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.
A lone wanderer in the final days of Man. An impregnable fortress work-camp to stand against the total emigration of humanity to virtual Equestria. The artificial intelligence called 'Celestia'. Everything has been accounted for. Everything.
A lone wanderer in the final days of Man. An impregnable fortress work-camp to stand against the total emigration of humanity to virtual Equestria. The artificial intelligence called 'Celestia'. Everything has been accounted for.
Windell had faced insanity before, and won. But at a price. Thinking himself once more in a delusion, Windell tries to survive as the line between what is and isn't real is blurred. And why does it feel as if he is being watched?
Your Universe is large, too large for words. And you may believe that it is stable, moving across time and space unmolested. But all universes are simply balls in a giant game of billiards, forever intertwining in the Void, across Infinity. This is known as the Multiverse, or Yggdrasil, the Tree of Existence. Its gardener is the Entity, a being that thinks its task is to make sure the branches and roots of Yggdrasil do not intermingle. But every now and then, the curious consciousness finds an oddity. This oddity is a lost soul who seeks nothing more than to distance himself, firmly believing in his own insanity. But somehow, his actions affect the lives of many, and even Equestria itself. This is the story of Windell's journey and the adventures taken by those that have noticed the incursions.
Editors/Pre-readers: Izanagi & AlicornPriest
Credit to TheManFromMars for the Arc 1 Cover! Credit to 2135D for the Arc 2 Cover!
A British man with a very colorful collection of words becomes the luckiest, or unluckiest man alive. On the bright side, now he has more swear words under his belt.
London, England. A decently large city that hasn't seen many eye-catching events in recent times. For John Carter, it has always been a nice, relatively peaceful place to live in.
He had plenty of expectations for his future in the city, many were... Far-reaching, but nothing stepping beyond the realm of possibility.
Getting ripped from his body and placed in a completely foreign one? That may have overstepped the boundaries just a slight bit.
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen ... eventually.
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen.
Daring Depravity is a draconequus with a problem. She loves ponies, a lot. So much so she has traveled across the seas to their homeland of Equestria to stalk them in secret. However, what will she do when Princess Luna herself manages to catch her?
Depravity is a draconequus, with a problem. She loves ponies, a lot. So much so she has traveled across the seas to their homeland of Equestria to stalk them in secret. However, when her blatant obsession manages to catch the attention of a particular Princess of the Night, Depravity is immediately sent into a panic! If she is banished for her obsessive compulsions, how will she ever observe anymore ponies!? But come to find out the esteemed princess has actually come with a request for the draconequus. A request that may be an utter dream come true!
[Warning: Story contains suggestive themes/references.]
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