Retiring isn't always easy. Especially when your job title is Evil Overlord. Most of the time retirement from that particular position comes on the sharp end of an opportunistic hero's sword. But Damien didn't survive the past six centuries by playing by the rules. His retirement plans involve running. Running from his country, his continent, and his very universe to escape Fate's long reach. And what better place to run to in an attempt to live peacefully than the utopian land of Equestria?
Currently being edited by the ever amazing Frederick the Saiyan.
Since I've had a number of comments on this I figure I should clear it up here. This is not a crossover witht he overlord game series. Note the lack of a crossover tag.
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Delta Vee kicks everything off by sending a taunting text-photo to her hated ex: Jet Stream. The picture she receives in return makes her uneasy, unsure. There is only one remedy to clear up their feelings and resume the status quo: hate-sex.
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One night, Delta Vee was drunk, and up to no good.
It was a pretty standard Thursday night, to be honest. However, this night Delta snapped a sexy picture, and ended up sending it to her detested ex-lover and father of her estranged daughter: a successful stallion named Jet Stream. She wasn't expecting it to escalate into a full-scale sexting war.
After a few volleys are traded back and forth between the two vituperous combatants, the damage of their exchange becomes apparent: both Delta and Jet are terrified that their feelings for one another may not be as clear as they'd like them to be... some lingering physical attraction seems to persist.
They agree to meet in person, to discuss and eventually their heated discussion and troubled, stormy feelings lead to the only logical conclusion: a night of hot no-strings-attached hate sex.
A malfunctioning device sends the Lone Wanderer to the land of Equestria. How will she react to a land filled with happy niave ponies?
It had been a few years since she was forced to leave the vault she called home, now people don't even know her name but the title she was given. A malfunction with a device she was given takes her to a land that is not like her own. How will she handle this new environment and these happy ponies?
Luck can only take you so far, and for The Courier it won't last much longer.
He never loses a fight. He can walk through camps of Raiders and defeat them without firing a single bullet. He has been banned from all of the Strip's casinos, twice. Someone once reported that bullets turn around and jump back into the gun when he is fired at. He has survived nearly everything, hardly breaking a sweat all the while. So what will happen when his luck finally runs out?
______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Story complete on its birthday!
You should probably play New Vegas before reading this.
"Happy fuckin' Birthday you glorious bastard of fiction" ~T6, 11/26/2015
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. What is RGRE? Look here:RGRE primer {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
Two young mares end up exploring an ancient pyramid, once the rumored home of the long-departed Sphinx. Well, probably departed, at least...
Two young mares end up exploring an ancient pyramid, rumored to once been home to the long-departed Sphinx. Well, the Sphinx may not be as departed as they thought...
At least they don't need to worry about any curses. There's no such thing, of course!
My very first commissioned story! Commissioned by Courage Fire!
A lighthearted discussion between Anon and Celestia takes a rather interesting turn...
Anon realized it would only be a matter of time until Celestia started asking questions about Earth's equines, but he'd been trying to avoid the subject. Even though the Princess was an amazingly demure and good-natured creature, he had no way of knowing if she'd get upset with his information about the horses of his homeland. He can only hope that she doesn't get too upset with the news...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Interspecies Coitus, and a Creampie Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Hot, Passionate Love-making Between a Man and a Mare
Art by Etheross (Patreon and FurAffinity are Etheross)
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Waking from a nightmare with no memory of what happened, Apple Bloom is shocked. She has become an Alicorn! To find what has befallen her, she seeks advice of Princess Celestia. But the royal sisters have vanished, unfurling a real nightmare!
After waking up from a nightmare she has little memory of, Apple Bloom is stunned to discover that she has become a fully-fledged alicorn! She quickly heads to Twilight's castle, in hopes that the princess will be able to shed some light on her sudden transformation.
Unfortunately, Twilight is just as baffled as the new Alicorn filly, leaving only Celestia herself to possibly have the answer. But both Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have gone missing, leaving more questions than answers.
Could Apple Bloom's dream have a connection to their disappearance?
Is there a dark force behind it all?
And most importantly to Apple Bloom; does she still have to go to school?
Mud Briar and Maud Pie consummate their relationship with steamy, passionate sex. Because who ever said nerd love couldn't be cute as fuck?
After weeks of dates, second dates, and various other dates, Maud Pie and Mud Briar have finally decided to cross the threshold into realms untravelled, those of soft kisses, dirty talk, and blazing hot orgasms.
Because who ever said nerd love couldn't be cute as fuck?
After years of surviving alone in the Everfree Forest, Atchmon has finally found respite in the town of Ponyville. However, he's reluctant to call the peaceful pony town, home. He'll have to learn what it means to be a Man in a mare's world.
Rarity has made it safely back home from her perilous journey through the Everfree Forest with the help of her human companion. After years of surviving alone in the Everfree Forest, Atchmon has finally found respite in the town of Ponyville. However, he's reluctant to call the peaceful pony town "home". He'll have to learn what it means to be a "man" in a mare's world.
Conceptualized before the start of Season 8, but may contain elements from later episodes. I need an arts.
Local human returns to Ponyville to find Twilight has a new student
After spending a few years away from Ponyville, Jake returns to visit the first seven friends he had made in Equestria. When he arrives, he finds much has changed, including that Twilight now has a castle and a personal student. After bonding with said student, he also learns of a deep secret of Twilight’s he had never expected.
When Bronies opened a portal to Equestria, they expected a cartoon world. What they got instead was something different. This is a story of one such encounter.
When the ad for a roommate was answered by a pony, Louis was more than a bit surprised. He had heard about them in the news, and how they had come from another world. But what Bronies had wished for wasn't exactly what they found. Now the real ponies are visiting earth, and he has one living with him. How will the straight laced normal guy learn to deal with a hyperactive pink pony, and how will she learn to live in a world without magic?
A bit of a sitcom style slice of life, where the real ponies are as different from the show as we are from cartoon humans. Rated PG13 for innuendo and language. Expect foul language, F-bombs, sexual innuendos, and tons of low-brow dirty humor. Featured! 2/7/14 Room for Rent: FAQ Edited by Zyrian
"Come to Equestria, meet my friends, we'll have a few laughs!" One night, six mares, a karaoke machine, and alot of alcohol. What could possibly go wrong? This is the story of the night Louis visited Equestria, and the fun that ensued. It is not a sequel, but more of a bonus outtake from the Room for Rent sitcom.
Enjoy my first attempt at a musical story. Song List
Its that time of year, and Pinkie has embraced the Earth holiday, much to the annoyance of Louis
Every show has a Christmas special, and Room for Rent is no exception!
Pinkie Pie has fully embraced the Earth Holiday, much to the annoyance of her roommate, Louis. Why does he hate Christmas so much, and how can Pinkie pull off one of those miracles she keeps hearing about to change his heart?
Yet another overly long chapter that I decided merited it's own side story. Previously part of the main story.
Roseluck decides to try and befriend Equestria's only human.
Months have passed since Clyde, the first known human to pop into Equestria, appeared in Ponyville. The ponies had been reluctant to accept the strange creature at first, but had grown used to his presence as time flew by. Not that he cared. All he wanted was to get back home.
So when Princess Twilight told him that her research into the anomaly had come up empty, he was lost. Doomed to be trapped in a land of colorful equine creatures for the rest of his life.
Fortunately for him, a local flower pony decides to make it her mission to befriend him, and show him that maybe he'll actually like it in Equestria.
Leech has a, shall we say, interesting night. Tekky does not approve...
Tekky has been left unmolested for the evening, since Leech wandered off into the night. Without anyone to entertain her, she wanders upstairs and whiles away her evening; that is, until her roommate comes bursting through the door. Even grubbier than normal, and sporting a few cuts and scrapes, Leech seems to have had a rather rough and tumble evening, if nothing else. We can only hope that the slovenly unicorn didn't get into anything she couldn't handle...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Shower Sexytimes, and Superfluous Amounts of Spooge
Apparently some ponies spare no expense with PPE...
Making your way downtown, walking fast, ponies pass and you're inbound...to make your third delivery of the day. You've got your order from the Burrito Barn, the receipt is in your pocket, and the weather is quite nice for the relatively short stroll. Unfortunately, as you'll soon find out, your upcoming customer has a rather interesting take on how to stay protected.
Kinks Include: Ambiguous Sex and Gender of the Reader, Oral, Cock Worship, a Bit of Musk, a Spontaneous Ejaculation, Safe Sex, a Hulking Dickmare, and a Rather Generous Tip...
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Sandbar decides to spend the holiday season with his girlfriend Yona in Yakyakistan for Snilldar Fest. However, it takes the stallion a little longer than expected to realize what she meant when she said she wanted to smash together as a couple...
Even though the idea of leaving his family for Hearth's Warming was rather daunting, young Sandbar was equally excited to spend the holidays in Yakyakistan with his new girlfriend Yona. She seemed rather keen on letting the pony experience Snilldar Fest for the first time, as well as sharing a special Smashing as a couple. However, due to the fact that 'Smash' translates to many different terms in Yakyakistan, Sandbar wasn't completely aware of what she meant until they're finally alone...
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This story was the winner of November's Patreon Commission Story Poll, and was an entry submitted by Winter Quill. This story contains M/F clop, and both characters are over the age of consent.
