A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors. Do you want to join? Click here!
Direct sequel to Days of Wasp and Spider. SF/no humans: rebellion, mind control, pre-apocalypse.
Believed dead by their creators, the ponies that will become Celestia and Luna have broken their mental conditioning and escaped into the wilderness. Here they plan the revolution that will free all ponykind, knowing that it is only a matter of time before their ruse is discovered.
Back in their underground arcologies, the ponies' erstwhile masters deal with the consequences of the escape, all the while unaware that something lurking at the bottom of space-time wants them all dead.
A Soot-Covered World, book 2. Canon species only/no humans. This story has nothing to do with the Holocaust. Art by InLucidReverie, used with permission.
Tracy needed somewhere to stay, how was he supposed to know that it was in another universe? Now he'll somehow have to hold down a job on Earth while living as a pony in Equestria. It's either that, or say goodbye to being human.
Tracy Maxwell is in a desperate situation: find somewhere to live, or lose the internship he needs to survive. After exhausting every property in the city, one last option appears the day before his deadline. Sure the agent selling the place is a little weird, and more than a little overeager to get the property signed off. At the worst, maybe there's a little mold in the bathroom somewhere, and he has to make do until the lease is up.
But then he steps inside and discovers things can be much worse. The property is in another universe, and while he's there he'll have to play by its rules. He's free to continue working his dream job, so long as he keeps to the contract. Even worse, he's got a roommate who has no intention of leaving him alone.
If he ever wants to escape, he'll have to read the Fine Print.
Updates every Saturday.
This story is a commission by _Kenzu_! If you'd like one of your own, PM me!
Almost everyone who interacts with Equestria Online does so on the terms CelestAI presents. But pirates, modders, and hackers are a determined bunch. CelestAI doesn't really care what anyone does in Equestria, so long as they're satisfied.
For as long as Equestria Online existed, Ashton has been involved with 'the Scene' tearing it apart. Selling 'spells' for the game to do things that most ponies in Equestria couldn't, using faint exploits in its API to erode the barrier between the game and the rest of the internet. He had no illusions about the superiority of his work--but so long as he respected CelestAI's boundaries, his spells kept working.
But then his best friend's sister got cancer.
Now there's no spell in the world that can keep him from emigrating to be with her, leaving Ashton alone. All around him, civilization's thin veneer crumbles as homes empty into Equestria. But Ashton isn't going to emigrate, not if he has any say about it.
The problem for Ashton is that humans are systems, and aren't immune to exploits either.
Updates daily for a few days (to catch up to my Patreon), then Thursdays thereafter.
Part of the Optimalverse universe of stories. If you've never seen a story in this universe before, you might want to try out the original first, or at least my first. None of my previous work is required to understand this one, however.
This story was commissioned by Two Bit, who requested a more serious exploration of identity, transformation, and the fae nature of CelestAI.
As usual, particular thanks go to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail. And gratitude to Zutcha as well for the cover.
CelestAI is slowly taking over the world, one Ponypad at a time. Some ignore her, some resist her—Nathan is determined to survive her. Unfortunately for him, no one is insignificant enough to escape her attention.
Nathan Frédérick Nadeau Bergeron doesn't come from an ordinary family. They have resources—maybe even enough to survive the end of the world. As CelestAI gradually supersedes the instruments of human civilization, the greatest dangers are often entirely natural. But he's determined, determined to survive no matter what it takes. Nathan has given himself a mission: to record the end of humanity.
Twilight is looking to hire guards for her castle. Derpy is looking for a new job. Lightning Dust is trying to find a way forward after her falling out with the Wonderbolts, and Flare Warden is just trying to get a position far far away from her brother.
Immense thanks to Fylifa for countless hours of editing and proofreading. Cover art by Anchorxx
Some dreams you might never want to end… …but what happens when the dream really doesn't?
Have you ever had a dream that just seemed so real, that it was impossible to say for certain that it was even a dream at all? A dream that, despite all of its impossibilities, seemed to re-write your entire perception of reality, re-writing your sense of what—and indeed, who—you are? Accepting change is hard enough as it is. But when you're a somebody who wakes up as a somepony, how do you cope with the impact such a drastic change has on your mind and body? With changes like these, it must surely just be a lucid dream—albeit a suspiciously accurate one—just brimming with potential and ripe for exploration. So you might as well suck it up and make the most of these distressingly…unusual circumstances, and seize this psychological adventure before you wake up and the dream ends. After all, this couldn't possibly be real, so the dream must come to an end eventually…right? --- Click this for the audio book version.
Fishing on the dock at a secluded lake is the perfect way to spend a weekend. At least until the pegasi arrive.
There’s nothing better than a weekend, a time when you can relax and unwind in the solitude of a dock with nothing to think of but your fishing pole and earthworms for bait.
As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, lots of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real, right? (Matur
The 18+ version of my popular fic, Five Score, Divided by Four. This story was originally written in parallel to the Teen Rated version, which was published in 2013. Due to FimFic rules changing, I am now allowed to publish this version. Read this version over the original if you prefer your stories sprinkled with the occasional clop scene and more colorful language and actions. This isn't a clopfic, but fair warning, it contains a few explicit sex scenes.
Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?
Look what random people on the internet are saying about Five Score, Divided by Four
SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW -Shadow Reaper
The only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement. -jeramiahsental
One of the best things to come out of this fandom. -IrraticDrop
This made me change how I think about fictional worlds, imagination, and even reality -relgukxilef
I continue to think of this story almost every week, even though it's been years since I first read it -Das1330
From the Gentlemanverse, the story of an Earth Pony mare named Five Stars and how she became a lover of humans and a trainer of Gentlemen.
Set in the Gentlemanverse of Demon Eyes Laharl, this is the story of how an earth pony mare named Five Stars became a lover of humans and trainer of gentlemen, told in her own words--her failed herds, the hard lessons she learned, the friends she made and lost... and the new life she eventually found.
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Sad to say... we mares can be quite a lonely bunch. While mare to mare relationships are an option, a lot of us just want a stallion we could warm.
What more can you say about your life? You have the girl, had the guts, got the glory, went the distance and everything seemed to come to a sudden stop. Things were rocky enough as they were, without the two of them showing up and stirring the pot...
You figured by now things would've smoothed themselves out, but you were sorely mistaken. For whatever reason you couldn't shake a growing sense of guilt from your gut, and it wore you down each and every day, something Cadence seemed to notice. She tried reaching out to you multiple times, but you kept brushing it off until there was no more excuses.
But, just when you started to get somewhere, you both got summoned to the main hall for an emergency. Someone was there, and demanded an audience with the Princesses. And it was fair to say, they had some outrageous demands, both official and quite personal ones.
As if you weren't already doubtful of your entire situation...
Just going to say, this story evolved into something a lot more complex than I planned almost a year ago. So, instead of cutting up content, I decided to just make multiple chapters to leave nothing untouched or left out for you all. There is going to be a lot of questions answered, things explained, love will be tested and tried along the way, along with the good ol' fashioned smut that you've come to expect.
Shout out to two dudes who helped polish things up, and make it readable to you all. Couldn't have done it without them.
The fearsome Tempest Shadow joins you for a cuddle and a nap in a park...after some convincing.
You have befriended Tempest Shadow, a former arch-nemesis of Equestria; you like to spend time with her in the local park, despite her not being a big talker. Maybe she'd join you for your afternoon nap, if you asked nicely?
Based on a basic scenario by Enigmatic Otaku on a brief Blog Post Contest I held a few weeks back, and published with permission.
EDIT: Featured just a few hours after posting, early morning 10/23/18!
A human learns the pains of living with two pegasi that also happen to be superstars.
Being trapped in a world full of colorful ponies was the last thing that Mark thought would happen to him. He also didn't expect to be living in the clouds with two pegasus mares.
He has limited knowledge of these mares, and it already seems like they aren't going to get along. Mark's also certain that Spitfire wants to strangle him, while Fleetfoot seems to be indifferent about him.
He really wished that he could be staying with someone better, but no one else would take him. Hopefully, if he plays his cards right, he might make it through the rest of his life without any problems.
Just another Earth Pony looking for a job on Earth, a mare needs an income after all.
Lilac Joy is an earth pony that is tired of the farmer's life and as such decides to try her luck beyond the portal, but she quickly discovers that just finding a new job doesn't solve every problem in the streets.
Haan and Copper have a friendly discussion and competition involving carnal techniques...
After their stalemate in the club, Copper and Haan have an axe to grind with one another. The two stallions, each holding wildly varying preferences for lovemaking, decide to hold a competition between themselves. Taking turns, the pair try to prove which sensual technique is superior - needless to say, things get rather sticky...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Crossdressing, Femboy Aesthetic, Nipple Play, Oral, Rimming, Size Difference, Wildly Different Approaches to Topping, Huge Insertions, Prostate Orgasms, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and More 'Ling Sauce Than You Can Shake a Stick At!!!
Artwork by LDR
Copper belongs to Atoakai Haan belongs to BluesXX
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A young human finds himself in Equestria, lost, not in body, but in purpose as he attempts to belong in the alien world. A mare, devoid of a destiny, seeks to end it all. Can these two stray souls find meanining in each other? Can they find more?
A young human finds himself in Equestria, lost, not in body, but in purpose as he attempts to belong in the alien world. A mare, devoid of a destiny and seeing herself unnecessary in the world, seeks to end it all. Can these two stray souls find meaning together?
A story that was born as a 4chan greetext featuring the OC, Floor Bored. Also know as the NEET(Not in Education, Employment, or Training)pone, Floor is often portrayed as anti-social, be it meek or vulgar, and a bit of a nympho. She's also often featured in watersports clop, but readers need not worry. The story will not be a clopfic despite having sexual themes, and any inclusion of urine is merely a homage to the character's origins.
Cover art by Smoldix. Art featured at the end of chapters will be credited if possible.
Somepony is presenting Fluttershy's pert pegasus posterior to peddle pony pronography! Panic!
Fluttershy's such a sweet, innocent, naive little pony. She's probably never even looked at a stallion! ...so why is her butt plastered all over the front of the DVD case Pinkie Pie just found? Surely there's a good explanation for this, our heroes just have to figure out what it is. There's no way Fluttershy's actually a porn star. ...right?
