An average run of the mill person gets thrown into the world of Equestria just not quite the way he hoped,now he has to figure out how to be the Princess of Friendship before ponies get too suspicious.
4/5/19: Still working on the story, OC tag was added for a future interaction.
Violence Tag only exists for a battle to two.
5/23/19: I keep adding stuff ugh Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.
Tempest doesn't know much about normal adult social interaction. Spike is a horny late-adolescent surrounded by hot mares. This can only end well.
While looking for a way to blow off some steam after an argument with Twilight, Spike runs into Tempest Shadow. Deciding they both could use someone to talk to, she invites him to her room.
There they both learn a few things about each other, especially once some booze is introduced.
Though it's not long before talking isn't all they do.
Or alternative title; 'How the conversation between Celestia and Twilight Sparkle after she became an alicorn really went down...'
Featured on 17th of July 2015, Friday. To everyone who has viewed this story and those yet to view it, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Coca Cola and cookies for everyone!
Shortly after Twilight Sparkle became a princess, Celestia approached her former-unicorn student to explain the situation to her.
Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are about to learn a lesson about being mares that they will never forget.
In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.
Princess Celestia has a stern talk about sexual awareness, tact, and the misguided notion of her virginity.
Displeased at the chaos that their lack of basic sexual education has caused, Princess Celestia teleports Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle to her throne room to have a few words.
Unfortunately, Twilight manages to derail the conversation with something she sees as being of far greater importance.
Warning! Contains suggestive topic references of sexual nature.
Idol Hooves is just your everyday, standard, ordinary, normal Unicorn. He's definitely not a Changeling, definitely. He's quite skilled with his hooves but mostly uses this for pottery until, one day, he finds a new talent.
It was a well-known and established fact that all Ponies have a special talent, a unique and intrinsic calling that they will discover in time. For Idol Hooves, Unicorn Royal Guard, this was no different, no different at all. For he was a perfectly ordinary, normal and unsuspicious in the least Pony. Certainly it wasn't as if he was a Changeling in disguise, oh no, that would be ridiculous! Despite his name Idol had always had a talent with his hooves, a way with them. He'd most utilized this in the art of pottery but at the prompting of others he tries to apply those same skilled hooves to the art of the massage. Surely nothing strange could come of that?
Why Idol and Princess Luna weren't present during the wedding invasion.
(My interpretation of Vdrake77's Idol Hooves during the Canterlot wedding)
*Edits for the first two chapters kindly provided by Airy Words!
Idol Hooves, is the only changeling in the entire Equestrian Guard and has been proudly serving for over a decade( while disguised). His enlistment buddy and friend, Shining Armor, the current Captain of the Guard is finally taking the next step to officially becoming Princess Cadence' s personal guard, 24/7.
With most guard being reassigned to the wedding, Idol (by Luna's demand) is given the temporary assignment to Princess Luna's guard given the shortage of Night Guard.
Now, after another all-nighter looking for potential threats and with Idol's persistence, Luna finally agrees and turns in for the day. With Idol Hooves being the sole guard watching Luna's door, a promise was made that could ruin Eqauestria.
Princess Luna will get her well deserved rest, and nothing short of Princess Celestia herself will wake the deathly tired princess.
Days prior to the planned march on Rome, an anxious Benito Mussolini decides to take a walk in Naples to clear his mind. However what happens next will change history forever.ockquote>
Days prior to the planned march on Rome, Benito Mussolini is anxious.
Oh yes, he has been given the go-ahead from the American ambassador and has thousands of blackshirts and some of the most avant-garde fascists behind him. However, this strength is deceptive, just like the confidence he made sure to wear in front of his fellow fascists; his own blackshirt commander told Il Duce that he would not act against the king if he resisted, and there is still the army loyal to the crown that is ready to fight on his word.
Doubt plaguing him, Benito is now at a crossroad: should he continue as planned or perhaps flee Italy altogether? He decides to take a night stroll to iron out his thoughts.
That is, until a freak earthquake hits Naples and changes history forever.
Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in Equestria. Can he restore balance to the peaceful country with Purple Alicorn's help, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?
Goblin Slayer has heard that a large goblin force has manifested in a nearby country called Equestria. Can Goblin Slayer restore balance to the peaceful equines, and how many goblins will die to see him do so?
Also, how will he practice his most efficient killing methods with the gentle and forgiving 'Purple Alicorn' in his ear all the time?
He can only hope that she doesn't ever have to see first hand why their merciless eradication is so necessary.
A lone wanderer in the final days of Man. An impregnable fortress work-camp to stand against the total emigration of humanity to virtual Equestria. The artificial intelligence called 'Celestia'. Everything has been accounted for. Everything.
A lone wanderer in the final days of Man. An impregnable fortress work-camp to stand against the total emigration of humanity to virtual Equestria. The artificial intelligence called 'Celestia'. Everything has been accounted for.
Windell had faced insanity before, and won. But at a price. Thinking himself once more in a delusion, Windell tries to survive as the line between what is and isn't real is blurred. And why does it feel as if he is being watched?
Your Universe is large, too large for words. And you may believe that it is stable, moving across time and space unmolested. But all universes are simply balls in a giant game of billiards, forever intertwining in the Void, across Infinity. This is known as the Multiverse, or Yggdrasil, the Tree of Existence. Its gardener is the Entity, a being that thinks its task is to make sure the branches and roots of Yggdrasil do not intermingle. But every now and then, the curious consciousness finds an oddity. This oddity is a lost soul who seeks nothing more than to distance himself, firmly believing in his own insanity. But somehow, his actions affect the lives of many, and even Equestria itself. This is the story of Windell's journey and the adventures taken by those that have noticed the incursions.
Editors/Pre-readers: Izanagi & AlicornPriest
Credit to TheManFromMars for the Arc 1 Cover! Credit to 2135D for the Arc 2 Cover!
Having received a mysterious invitation to a Wonderbolt show, High Gear has no idea what sort of surprise she's in for...
After receiving a cryptic message, along with a pair of tickets to a Wonderbolt show, High Gear's curiosity is piqued. Making her way to the event, not knowing who or what to expect, she runs into a startlingly familiar face. As shocked as she is to discover Stormy Flare waiting for her, it's only the first of several surprises the curvy pegasus has for her...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Multiple Positions, Creampies, Squirting, Size Difference, Tight Uniforms, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Plenty of Pistoning!
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Mother and Daughter Shenanigans, Borderline Incest, More Size Difference, Fucking a Wonderbolt Captain
High Gear belongs to Unnero11
Artwork by Torionion
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A man of dark magic and dreams of domination was flung into an unsupecting world of ponies. Watch as years later this dark lord faces down the greatest challenge he's ever known: parenting.
"It's not easy to be the bad guy. Sometimes you've got to raise towers of iron and magic in a testament to your power. Sometimes you've got to blanket the land in black flame just to uphold idle threats. And sometimes you've got to remind a filly that she is grounded - that's right, I mean you, missy. Don't give me that look, you've got homework to do." - Excerpt from An Interview With Lord Ironblood.
Forgath Ironblood is a man who values power and might. He spent untold years developing his dark magics, and years more using ice and iron and balefire to claim and rule his domain. But it didn't last; a group of bold and plucky rebels broke into his inner sanctum and unleashed a magic he was unprepared for, a magic that cast him into the void between worlds. At that point, he was no longer their problem and the peasants rejoiced.
The world he fell into, however, was another story. It was a world rich in magic. A world full of innocents. A world he could bend to his will and carve a new domain out of.
He never knew what hit him.
Idea adopted from Whiskylullaby, as seen here, written entirely for the fun of it.
Chapters are dated for the reader's convenience; BNM for "Before Nightmare Moon", and AB for "After Banishment".
An unfortunate decision by Nymph plants her in the role of an infiltrator, dealing with the worst terror of all. Ponies.
Ponies are like those weird experimental dishes my broodmother sometimes makes: really interesting and probably good for a story, but never the type of thing I’d want to poke, for fear it might take off my hoof. I already learned my lesson the first time something I ate came back to haunt me. Sure, they're flavorful, but I’d like to be a bit more discerning when I’m trying to distinguish “edible” and “by-the-queen-it’s-looking-at-me.”
C-can I please leave the table?
I’m Nymph, and I'm now a changeling infiltrator.
Special shout-out to Georg for giving my chapters a final passover before publication! He is equal parts terrible and wonderful, and I am thankful for every bit of it.
An injury from a fire at work lands you in the hospital, and Redheart nurses you back to health.
You and Nurse Redheart are still deeply in love! A few weeks have passed since you cared for her, during her cold. Now, after a fire breaks out at work, you suffer a rather painful injury, while helping lead a few of your coworkers to safety.
You awake in Ponyville Heart, where Nurse Redheart insists on caring for you as you begin your recovery. The thought of nearly losing you leaves her feeling insecure, causing her to start spending even more time at the hospital, so she can stay by your side. This makes you glad you're staying in a room all to yourself. One that she can share with you.
How will things go as you are looking at spending a few weeks in the hospital? Only time will tell as you both are there for each other, during this difficult time.
*Warning: This story features explicit sexual content between a human and a pony. This story is also filled with tender romance, and plenty of daww moments.
Cover art by BlackGryph0n. Check out their work on Deviant Art: here
Diamond Gavel and Jet Stream have gone to a space innovation conference to sample some of the best ideas in the country. Unfortunately, a skill-enhancing drug has some rather LEWD side-effects that have them running to their hotel room!
Diamond Gavel is a professional.
As the number two at EquestriAero, Chief Legal Counsel and right-hand mare to Jet Stream the tough mare has always put the company, and her job, first.
Although she is an incredibly intelligent (and beautiful) mare. She made it clear to Jet Stream on day one of her employment that she would never sleep with her employer. She had too much pride in her skills as a professional to ever feel like she should reduce herself to sleeping her way up the ladder.
Though there have been some close calls, Diamond has always held fast to this principle, and Jet has learned to respect her for it.
But when the two go to a space innovation conference in Tampa Hay, Flhorseida to see some of the most interesting ideas the industry has to offer... things go a bit...
Sideways.
Two things. Over and over again.
A special respiration gas meant to enhance astronaut-skills has some libido-enhancing side-effects that send Jet and Diamond scrambling for their hotel room before their lust overtakes them in public.
Will the steadfast Diamond be able to resist her sudden incredible urges to procreate with Jet? Will she be able to keep her promise to never mix business and pleasure?
Chrysalis is alone. Wandering the Everfree leads her to find a lone stallion. Normally this would mean food. However his lack of any emotional response leads her to one conclusion.
If she's going to eat, she's going to have to make this stallion love her.
This is what I come up with when I'm depressed. Like many things, I have no idea when I'll update this. I hope you enjoy it, but if you don't that's fine.
And this just got featured on June 25th of 2018! Thank you all!
Taking a trip to Canterlot, Rumble pays a visit to a very unique club...
Being dragged to Canterlot, accompanying his brother to a Wonderbolt show, Rumble goes on a search for a rather particular club. Rarity practically insisted that he visit the establishment, even though she didn't explain exactly why. Discovering a rather unassuming sign, hung above an inconspicuous flight of stairs, the young stallion can only assume he's found the bar he was looking for...
Kinks include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Stripping, Striping, Maledom, Powerbottoms, Musk, Cock Worship, Exhibitionism, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Interspecies, Double Teaming, Slight Cum Inflation
Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.
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