When a teleporter accident casts an Ultramarine to the magical land of Equestria, he has to deal with mysteries, legendary creatures and a completely new concept: friendly aliens!
Antonius Varus is a Space Marine of the Ultramarines Chapter, second company. When a teleporter accident casts him to the magical land of Equestria, he has to face problems and mysteries he never had to face before, and above all is one question: Could xenos really be genuinely friendly?
Disclaimer: I do not own 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' or 'Warhammer 40,000'. They are the property of their respective owners, and are not my intellectual property. There is no financial gain made from this nor will any be sought. This is for entertainment purposes only.
Waking up in a tree usually doesn't mean its gonna be a good day...today on the other hand I find it to be the opposite...at least in the short run as i find myself in a world of ponies
Dan wakes up to something he thought couldn't possibly happen. He's in Equestria. He doesn't know how long he is going to be here for or if there may be some greater purpose for him. All he does know is that he woke up in a tree and fell out of said tree and that even in Equestria it still hurts...oh and the ponies are still adorable. Who knows? maybe this will turn into a bigger adventure with romance and comedy and stuff...as long as he doesn't do anything too stupid first. With references, comedy, romance, heartbreak, anger, sadness, giant monsters, and kickass music i give you Dan's story of ADVENTURE!!!
FINALLY GOT FEATURED!!!! HAZESHIFT 5/24/2014 AND AGAIN!!!! 1/9/2015
Suddenly, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I don't want to be here.
I used to be a human, but then I pissed off a wizard. Now I'm stuck in "Ponyville", in a land called "Equestria", and with no apparent way back home. I'm also pretty sure that I've just replaced somepony. I'd rather not have to answer any tricky questions, so I'm better off trying to be this unicorn whose name has been forced onto me.
My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm not a pony.
[Rated Teen for extensive use of vulgar language and sexual references.]
[Cover art made by richhap on deviant art. Unamused Twilight, go figure.]
Are pegasus wings really fragile? Do unicorn spells really fail catastrophically? And just how explosive is chocolate milk, anyways? Join Applejack, Rainbow Dash and the rest of the MLP crew as they not only tell the myths, but put them to the test!
Luster Dawn has just been made Princess Twilight's Sparkle's student. The weight and stress of this responsibility weighs down heavy on the young filly. Fortunately, her mother is there to help her shoulder it.
Luster Dawn is a unicorn filly enrolled at Princess Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns. After only a year, in which she displayed her exemplary use of magic and expertise at fostering friendships, it would come only as a surprise to her that Princess Twilight Sparkle would offer her the role of being her personal student. Whilst such a thing should have been an honour for the young filly, she can't help but let the stress of carrying such a title weigh heavy on her haunches.
Fortunately, her mother, who isn't the best when it comes to all things emotional, is there to lend her a hoof.
A typical day spent napping with your best friend takes a interesting turn.
You have been friends with Rainbow Dash since you came to Equestria, and since then you two like to take afternoon naps together. But today she has been acting strangely towards you, until it eventually becomes something more than just a napping session.
Living in Equestria and short on cash, John takes up a job working under Daring Do. In a short amount of time together, he'll learn that his colleagues are insufferable, and that Daring loves taking it up the ass as much as he enjoys giving it.
Living in Equestria and short on cash, John reluctantly takes up a job working under Daring Do. In a short amount of time together, he'll learn that his colleagues are insufferable, and that Daring loves taking it up the ass as much as he enjoys giving it.
He's gonna fuck her. A lot.
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[HiE] A human wakes, finding he isn't the species he fell asleep as in a place he does not recognise, gear scattered around.
Shooting up, I took a deep gasp of air as if I'd just been drowning and managed to stick my head above the water. I followed this by trying to scramble to my claws only to drop back down again as my legs did not respond in the way I'd expected…
What the hell? What's… this… Claws?!
I looked at the appendage, reasonably certain no human was supposed to have the grey appendages of raptors as hands...
Cover art by: AV-4Full res image there, had to downscale for FimFiction Seriously, awesome dude. Check his stuff out. Profanity/Violence: Soldier things. Sex: Suggestive only, if I were ever to write clop it wouldn't be instrumental to the story and in a separate chapter.
Radiant Dawn thought that she was ready for anything when she volunteered to make first contact on behalf of Equestria. But is all the preparation in the world enough when she has to face the unexpected?
Radiant Dawn had nothing to lose when she signed up with the Startrotter Association. So when Equus finds an ancient probe bearing a message of friendship, she was more than ready to volunteer herself for a one way trip in the spirit of Harmony.
She had trusted her life to an unproven spell to keep her asleep for the journey to a world thousands of light years away, knowing that she might never wake up again.
Years later, having somehow survived the perils of deep space travel, Radiant Dawn has awoken to find the counter spell failing...
Queen Chrysalis, sick of Thorax being clingy and a bother as usual, tasks her subject with going out and feasting off love like any other changeling should. Deciding to disguise himself as a curvy mare he visits a little town on the edge of the badlands on his quest. Needless to say things don't go quite as planned as the timid changeling runs into a group of stallions at the local saloon!
Kinks include: Transformation, Gender Bender, M/F (Transformed), M/M/F (Transformed), M/M, M/M/M, Oral, Anal, Double Teaming, Rough Sex, Exhibitionism, Copious Amounts of Jizz, Blatant Western Tropes
After spending Hearth's Warming alone, Delta's daughter Apogee drops by her mother's junkyard to celebrate the Winter Solstice and the end of the year. Eventually Jet drops by to pick her up, and the three spend New Year's Eve together!
Delta had a particularly rough winter holiday.
Not that they weren't always rough, what with all the emphasis on family, happy-times, and love... while she spent most of her holidays bar-diving and drowning her loneliness in booze... but this year was especially bad.
Things had seemed to be getting better for her - she was connecting more with her daughter, was starting to cut back on her drinking (admittedly, only a little... but still!)... and then the dreaded day had arrived and left her feeling alone, unloved, depressed... devastated.
Dragging herself out of bed on New Year's Eve a few days later, she prepared for more of the same...
But perhaps a certain yellow filly can turn things around for Delta, and help her to start the New Year on a high note?
Yup!
CONTAINS NO CLOP - Only innuendo, coarse language, and implied sexual themes.
What if when the Crystal Empire had returned, Shining and Cadence had not beaten Sombra to it? The King returns to his old tricks, enslaving the population once-again, leading them into a new age of despair and misery.
That is, of course, what might have happened if a certain deranged Human hadn't woken up in the snowy wastes clothed in nothing but a singlet, a set of Boxers covered in hearts and smilely faces and armed with an empty bottle of vegetable juice and a large wheel of cheese.
All that is certain is that the Crystal Empire will never be the same again...
Also, on May 5, 2014, the fic encountered a massive flamewar of epic proportions. Blood was spilt and there was much lamenting.
A little side-project I started, don't worry, i'm still working on Saviour or Destroyer Takes place apart from Saviour or Destroyer, but Nigel is still the same old Nigel. Enjoy
Amidst the roiling terrors of the night - one horror stands alone. The mind of a pony can scarcely fathom the true vengeance that the Princess of the Night could have visited upon the world as Nightmare Moon. Twilight will now endure that experience.
Nightmare Moon was defeated so easily... her rage merely in its infancy.
But what if she had not been confronted in time? What if she had planned her return differently?
What terrors would she have wrought upon the world of ponies, exacting her revenge for a millennium of agony and solitude?
Twilight will now experience that full fury of a vicious conquerer, at the head of a bloody march into Canterlot. The horrible crimes of war will tear into the once innocent and happy pony's life - exposing her mind and heart to the grim reality of the world.
And it will only be the beginning.
The suffering of the Night Tyrant must be repaid in kind, with a debt that has accrued over a thousand years of poignant, painful interest... and if the people and nation of Equestria cannot bear that terrible burden... it will fall upon the young unicorn Twilight to do so.
MEGA WARNING: This is a grimdark fic. It will contain death, murder, torture, non-consensual sex, and brutal punishment. Do not bother if this is not your cup of tea.
Cover art by Shinodage. He is not affiliated with the contents of the story.
All ponies in my writing live on a version of Equestria that is at the deepest part of a gravity well pit, making any pony over 100,000 years old in earth years.
During her return as Nightmare Moon, the Princess of the Night takes a moment to indulge in something she hasn't dared to do in centuries: have her way with the kind of cute, innocent colt she likes best. Now that she’s thrown off the shackles of trying to be ‘virtuous’, she’ll simply take what she wants.
Contains: foalcon, older mare on young colt, non-con, stalking, involuntary self-facial/swallowing. Cover image adapted from 1248919 on derpibooru, by AlphaKodi.
Why in the world did you volunteer to fillysit Moonie?! You're not good around kids, and trying to take care of a tiny queen of the night is...well...a nightmare. But surely you can manage. It's just one little filly after all, right?
Why on earth or Equestria did you ever volunteer to fillysit Moonie? You're not too good around kids in the first place, and you've never dealt with baby ponies much at all. So, trying to take care of a tiny queen of the night is...well...a nightmare. But surely you can manage for one night if you really put your mind to it. It's just one little filly. How hard could it be?
Based on Moonie Shorts and characters created/expanded upon by Eighth. Thanks for all the dawww over the years 8th-kun!
A weary Tempest blows off steam in a most pleasant of ways.
It'd been a long week for Tempest Shadow. Sore, exhausted, and barely able to see straight, she is more than ready for the weekend of relaxing that lies ahead. And first on her list is a quick stop at a very special place. A place she hasn't been to in ages, where relief and pleasure are given with no questions asked.
A place where she can indulge in a few of her more exotic desires.
If a bat pony offered you a hug, would you accept it? Apparently, Mineral Water would not hesitate to deny Sugar Crush one.
Sugar Crush has been working at the Crystal Empire's bakery ever since she had the chance to arrive at the ancient kingdom. Thanks to the crystal ponies and their accepting nature, the thestral found it very easy on fitting in. To compensate for their kindness, Sugar Crush made an active effort to give every customer she had a hug. And with every hug she gave a customer, a free small item came their way.
But one bright afternoon made everything she did change. One customer named Mineral Water refused her hug and free item, prompting Sugar to make the endeavor on giving the resistant crystal pony a simple sign of affection. Little did Sugar know her pursuit would lead into a much bigger picture than she realized.
11/2/17 Made the popular story list! Thanks for finding the story interesting! :D 11/6/17 Holy crap! My story is being featured?! So soon?! D:
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Also, a special thank you to Crystal Wishes. You are a huge part of my inspiration when it comes to writing. Thank you.
