I thought having to move house was stressful. Now I'm Cozy Glow and I'd glady take the stress of moving over this!
The last few weeks have not been easy.
I'd finally been able to move out of the home I've been living in in the area i've been living in for pretty much my whole life.
The move, setting things up and adapting to my new home's differences and the new location had not been easy.
Still, I'd gladly take that stress over what I'm stuck with now. One moment I'm walking through the city to head back to the house and the next I'm Cozy Glow, hovering between a buffed up Tirek and mutated Chrysalis and it looks like the Rainboom Laser of Death is headed our way.
Oh, and, before we switched places, Cozy somehow became and Alicorn.
What the fuck is going on?!
Was inspired to write this after reading My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly and thought I'd give it a shot, as writing a character stuck as Cozy Glow and dealing with the aftermath of all her shit, especially the finale, would be funny
Featured 19/10/2019.
Wow. Honestly was not expecting that. Thank you, everyone. I will try to do my best to make this story worth that praise.
In the alternate timeline where Sombra was not stopped, a human finds himself suddenly in Sombra's body... just after the dread tyrant has conquered Equestria. Now trapped in a world where just about everyone hates him, he must try to keep up the illusion that he is the villainous conqueror, while at the same time try to win over his new subjects.
However, this will not be so simple, as the real Sombra is not quite dead... and he is most definitely not happy.
Ponyville, Equestria. Fallow Meadows, Indiana. Two towns torn from thier worlds and deposited together on a third. Can Human and Pony work together? They'd better hope so, because they're not alone...
Ponyville, Equestria. Population 5000.
Fallow Meadows, Indiana. Population 8000.
Two towns, two species, two worlds.
But worlds will collide when both are hit by mysterious storms that transport them to a third world unknown to either. Trapped in a place hostile to them both, can human and pony learn to work together? Well, yeah, the story wouldn't be called Unity otherwise.
The real question is what happens when it turns out that they are not alone...
While lending a hand rebuilding the village of a Zebra Tribe, Shining Armour finds an odd little zebra huntress that seems more than drawn to his foreign, exotic figure. He also can't help finding himself in the same place. After their initial meeting, and some light prodding from Cadance, Shining meets with the gorgeous little warrior and decides to engage in a very beneficial relationship for the both of them.
Kinks: size difference, glorious flat chest, body worship, enormous male endowments, excessive cum, cum inflation, impregnation.
A reupload of a previous fic that was unrecoverable. Done so with permission.
Equestria is real, and Jacqueline Kessler has been dragged into its cold war with human authorities. She might not know who's right and wrong, but at least she can keep her little sister safe. And maybe get that cute changeling's number...
My Little Pony is more than a franchise--it's propaganda, carefully crafted to introduce the human world to its neighbor a universe away. But instead of slowly influencing a few thousand little girls, the show took off, and built up metaphysical influence that is awaking its fans to latent magical abilities. The powers that be are doing everything in their power to suppress this change, and the magically inclined disappear to secret containment sites, never to be seen again.
Jackie doesn't care about any of that, she just wants to attend a convention with her sister and get them both back home again. But magic is insidious, and even takes hold of those who try hardest to reject it. She should probably just run away, but these ponies are just so dang cute.
Updates daily until complete.
This story is a prequel to Friendly Fire, but since it's a prequel that story isn't required to understand it. Likewise, this story is not required to understand that one. It was written as a Patreon reward for Two Bit. Thank you so much for contributing over the last few months to get this story written!
Cover by the fantastic Zutcha, who has done every one of my covers so far. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail.
One hormonally imbalanced teenage colt, one smoking-hot milf. What's the worst that can happen?
Your mom is needed to help get Equestria's weather back under control after Tirek's rampage. Unwilling to leave you alone for an extended period of time, she drops you off at one of her friend's house: a lovely unicorn mare by the name of Twilight Velvet. You'll now be spending several weeks with her, and already you can see a huge problem: you are a hormonally imbalanced teenager...
...and she is hot!
Story for the Month of May MILF.
Takes place in a universe where Night Light died shortly after Twilight was born.
A human takes a path that many in his situation have never taken before.
Featured on 13/09/2013 THANK YOU ALL!!!
"You either die a Hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Villain."
Jasper William Montgomery, he just turned twenty and is absolutely bored with life. He's not suicidal, depressed, or a drug user with a penchant for drinking, he's just bored. Everything one can do in life, parties, going clubbing, video games, even computers don't really appeal to him. One thing that keeps him sane is watching shows from his youth and the occasional entertaining film. Due to a friends attempt to make him feel better he ends up watching all three seasons of My Little Pony and pretty much laughs at the fictional world. Being labeled a cynic and pretty much given up on by his friends, Jasper is alone. Until he's teleported away to Equestria by an observing Celestia.
Equestria's first interstellar ship is crewed by the best and brightest Equestria has to offer. Twilight Sparkle and her friends are determined to uncover the origin of the mysterious alien Signal, no matter what it costs. A comment-driven story.
Twilight Sparkle was only a filly when Equestria detected the enigmatic Signal. A series of increasingly complex mathematical proofs, the Signal transformed from an intriguing curiosity to reliable evidence of extraequestrian life.
And as it happened, Equestria's exploration of their own solar system was nearly complete. With colonies orbiting every planet and large body, and an asteroid belt filled with miners and prospectors, Twilight's civilization was just about ready to turn its focus outward. The signal was less than ten light-years away, within reach of a daring, experimental voyage. A voyage Twilight Sparkle would lead.
Along with a small crew of the most skilled scientists and engineers Equestria could offer, Twilight is determined to uncover the mystery of the Signal, and brave the final frontier for future generations of Equestrian explorers.
A comment-driven, CYoA story. Please use the links provided in the author's notes of each chapter to vote, rather than the comments.
This story is a creative experiment of mine, one meant to explore the general idea that creativity is often most fostered by restrictions. As a result, I've imposed a number of restrictions on the writing of this story, which I'm stating explicitly here so I can be called out if I break any of them.
1. Brevity is the soul of wit No chapter may be more than 1000 words long. This wordcount only includes prose, and not the questions/rolls.
2. Every choice matters When a choice is offered in a chapter, at least one sub-optimal choice must be present, with no indication about which is which other than the prose itself. Every chapter should end with a CYoA-style decision tree when possible.
3. Fate is cruel and the universe is heartless The decision of the vote must be respected. This means any character could be killed, or the entire story could end in failure, if that's what the votes decide. Where numbers, stats, and randomization appear in the text, these elements are not verisimilitude, but are decided by public diecrolls in my discord server.
Note: Because of the unusual production of this story, its chapters won't be edited in the same way as my usual fare. Feel free to point out any mistakes you encounter.
Awesome cover by Zutcha as you can probably tell. Editing stuff by Two Bit and Sparktail, where applicable.
When Pinkie Pie finds a new friend, she immediately wants to throw him a party. But why can't anypony else see the young boy?
A young boy appears in Equestria, and is befriended by the local party pony. Being Pinkie Pie, the first thing she does is throw him a party, but things go wrong when she realizes that nopony else can see, hear, or touch him. Now her friends are worried that something is terribly wrong with her, and they all want to help.
Pinkie knows her friend is real, and she knows she's not crazy, but where does he go when he keeps disappearing?
Something's been bugging you ever since you woke up in magical talking horse land, and it's not just the Changeling that can't seem to get rid of you.
Waking up in magical talking horse land was not your idea of the next big leap in your life. But you’ve not only gone and done that, you’ve somehow befriended a shape-shifting spy bug whose aptitude for doing evil is rivaled only by the number of times you manage to get your dick stuck inside her. Truly a change indeed, but one you’re taking in surprising stride. …Cause this has to be some kind of dream or hallucination - you’ll Wake Up eventually, right?
Contains: Bug ponies being cute, lots of vanilla-ish sex, light inadvertent foalcon, learning to love, temporary sadness, almost but not quite rape, and Anon not being gay.
Mason is a typical teenage boy. Awkward, shy and not getting along well in his senior year of high school. After PE, he sees a strange glow coming from the equipment shed next to the field and investigates. This is the last thing he remembers in the human world. Before long, he's immersed in a world of ponies and in love with a special orange one.
Thank you so much Xormak for the incredible artwork!!
TD's journey around the lands outside of Equestria
After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?
Ponyville hosts some new guests, only they aren't ponies. They also really don't want to be seen, for some reason. What's a Princess to do when aliens are sneaking around?
Princess Twilight has seen some strange things in the past few years. She made the best friends a mare could have, she had some amazing adventures, became an alicorn princess, saved the world a few times, and got a palace to call her very own. Yet for all that, the strangest has yet to come.
There are new strangers in Ponyville. That's not too odd, but they're not ponies. They're human! But they're not like any human Twilight saw on the other side of the Mirror. Their magic isn't like anything she's ever seen, either. She'd love to learn more, but there's a problem. These humans could give Fluttershy lessons in keeping out of sight.
Dealing with snooping aliens was not exactly what Twilight had planned to put on top of her royal agenda.
I started writing this back before Season Five. It's not a new idea, not hardly, but no matter how many first contact stories I sifted through, always it was from the alien perspective. The pony perspective would come to the fore only rarely, and usually only with sizable external influences.
This story takes the idea of an alien observation team but is entirely from the locals' standpoint. What do you do when there's an alien science outpost next door?
A mare and her foal. A human family. A buck-load of magic. They are all coming to a sleepy little town.
Welcome one and all to Cowwarr, a sleepy little town in south-eastern Australia. Strange things have started happening, but it's all okay, the new school teacher just arrived and soon the new doctor will be getting here. Just don't mind how folks look around here, something odd happened. Something magical.
This story has a lot of backstory and world-building behind it, as well as a huge plot ahead of it. Sit down, strap in, and relax with a beer (or apple juice for the foals), this will be a long ride.
A couple of cute little fillies in the great outdoors.
To be crowned a Wildnerness Survival Expert at Camp Morning Glory, a summer camp for foals of all ages, campers must complete a test: they're put out on a nearby island to fend for themselves, supervised from afar so they're not in any real danger, and expected to build a fire, shelter, and forage for one full day.
Except... put a couple of precocious, unsatiable little fillies, best friends who share everything, alone together with no grown-ups for a full day, and only one thing is bound to happen.
Contains Foalcon, Filly on Filly, Button Mashing, Cute Kisses, Nose Smooches, and one controversial character.
Windy Whistles enjoys a quiet morning of solitude...
Having the day off, while her husband is at work, Windy tries to figure out what to do with herself. Unsure of how to wile away her morning, she helps herself to a shower. To be sure, she'll find something to occupy herself...
Kinks Include: A MILF Shamelessly Rubbing One Out
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A human turned colt tries to build himself a new life in Equestria, but first... he's got an itch to scratch.
A human turned colt tries to build himself a life in Equestria after being sucked into it a few years ago. But he's basically a child, and no one really believes him when he says he's an adult trapped in a child's body. So, he's stuck with the crusaders, helping them do their thing.
But now... he's got an itch to scratch, and Sweetie Belle... just might be the one to help him out.
WARNING: CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING CONTENT -Sweet sweet foal loving.
Rainbow Dash finds a maimed, unconscious young colt on the edge of Ponyville and rushes him to the hospital, but nopony knows who he is and something about him seems off...
Rainbow Dash's morning was pretty much ruined. She tripped getting out of bed and landed flat on her face, giving herself an aching muzzle. She forgot to buy her favorite brand of hay flakes at the store yesterday and had to eat plain toast for breakfast. She found out she had to pull double-duty today and tomorrow on the weather patrol. Oh, and she found a nearly-dead foal, broken and bleeding at the edge of Ponyville.
The rest of her day became a whirlpool of stress and worry but the colt woke up, thank Celestia. Something's not right, though. Nopony can find his parents, he's not in the registers, and there's an unsettling look in his eye...
