In Equestria, everypony is pretty open about fucking. You can do it anytime, anywhere, with just about anypony. Especially with good friends. It turns out Anon is pretty shy about the whole thing
In Equestria, everypony is pretty open about fucking. You can do it anytime, anywhere, with just about anypony. Especially with good friends. So when Anon is caught masturbating by his best friend Pinkie, there's a few hurt feelings. It turns out that Anon is pretty shy about the whole casual sex thing, but he's willing to learn, so the girls come up with a plan to teach Anon the Equestrian version of friendship.
And he's got a lot to learn.
Tags: Porn with a plot, Public Sex, Casual Sex Universe, Excessive Cum, Cum Play, Light Dub-con/reluctance, Oral Creampie, Romance, Tsundere tomboys, and much more in later chapters.
Anon and his scurvy crew of scallywags find themselves in Equestria and attempt to plunder a ship
After a narrow brush with fate, Anon and his crew of fearsome pirates find themselves on the high seas of Equestria. They try to carry on with their piracy as normal, however after boarding a pony cargo ship things take a sharp turn for the weird as Anon loses all control over the situation.
Contains pirate speak, excessive alcohol consumption and RGRE.
This is my first fic on this site so bear with me if I mess up the tags and all that. Other than that feel free to drop a comment and let me know whether you liked it or thought it was crap.
It's heat season and you have no idea what it means. And AJ might think you'd make for a good pa'. Especially right now.
You've been working on the apple fields for almost a year. Heat season is here, and nopony told you what it really means. AJ can't take it anymore.
Another green I made a while ago. Simple smut, don't go in expecting something as lovey dovey as 'academic purpose'. I'm not that great at writing AJ, it was more practice than anything else.
Tags; 2nd person, AiE, HiE, horny background pony in heat, human and horse falling in love while doing it, accidental impregnation and worst of all a happy ending Also, bad spacing and structure, and sadly, no Trump jokes.
While trapped in the Crystal Caverns underneath Canterlot. Princess Cadence goes into heat, and the only one around is you. Her personal guard.
It's been a few days since Queen Chrysalis trapped Princess Cadence down in the Crystal Caverns beneath Canterlot. Luckily, you were also captured with her so you know she's safe. The bad news is, you are stuck as well. As you both search for a way out, you can't help but notice the looks she gives you. And the smell of cotton candy that keeps getting stronger is really messing with your head...
It couldn't be coming from her, right?
Hey all! This is just a little bonus story for my fifth anniversary! That's right I've been writing fanfiction for a whole five, damn, years. You'd think by now I'd be good at this eh? But anyways, this was a viewer request story. They requested the clop and build up. Not so much story, mostly focused on clop. First time with a new pony/scenario so I hope I did it justice. It's a fairly light story compared to what I normally do, but I hope you enjoy it otherwise!
Contains: Cheating/adultery, vaginal, sort of Femdom, little forced, heat, tiny bit of musk, and cowgirl position, creampie and getting caught in the act.
You'll also be able to see whenever I live stream, as I don't want to clog my blog feed with them. If you've ever thought: "Hmm, boy I sure wish I could see what this Syn guy sounds like... And scream like a little girl playing games. " Then boy do I have news for you! Follow my Twitch channel here and get notifications for when I go live!
Again, a shout out to my editor, BlazingMoon for doing the editing on this story. I had to rush a little bit by the end to get it edited before some things came up. And he got it done for me, thanks again man!
FEARURED: June 24th/2018-June 26th/2018. Reached the very top spot too!, I sincerely can never thank you all enough for this!
Withania discovers an insect-trapping plant and uses her gardening skills to make a pony-sized version. Plant-vore ensues.
Withania has discovered a flower which, after being pollinated by an insect, closes up before blooming again. Sometimes the insect becomes trapped in the plant during this process, and emerges afterwards seemingly none the worse for wear.
She proceeds to use a mixture of her earth pony magic and selective breeding to grow a giant version of the plant big enough to hold a pony, and then plays the role of the insect. But her earth pony nature makes her own experience unexpectedly more intimate than the insect's.
Content warning: Plant soft vore and masturbation.
She worked from home most of the time anyway, being forced to do so seemed like not that big of a deal. When the chance to help end the outbreak was presented, she went for it, and got back more than a footnote in history in return.
Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!'
Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!
Follow Nigel M Chalmers as he finds himself in a place populated by colourful Equines who are at the brink of war, the lands and seas filled with pirates and other ruffians.
Aided only by his wits, his charm, his utter disrespect for the feelings of others and the potential planet ending device that is the Oppenheimer Peterson suit will he be able to forge an empire and avoid a trip to Davy Jones?
Read to find out!
Warning! There will be blood, there will be comedy and yes four antimatter reactors are unfeasable but I don't care! Nigel certainly doesn't!
Once again I may have bitten off more than I can chew but I will remain dedicated to making sure that this is updated at least once a week, my other fics shall take priority. I mainly wanted to start a fic which is a lot less serious so I hope you enjoy!
Queen Chrysalis attacked Canterlot, brainwashed Twilight Sparkle's brother, kidnapped her former foalsitter, defeated her mentor in combat, and conquered her kingdom. She kidnapped the sisters of Twilight's friends, turned them against one another, and tried to drain all of Twilight's magic. Queen Chrysalis has, at every opportunity, done her very best to utterly destroy Twilight Sparkle's life.
For some reason, this has not caused the pony to fall in love with her.
However, due to Twilight's misunderstanding of changeling customs, it does mean they are now married. Twilight eventually managed to tell the Queen the truth, but she forgot that whether it's a kingdom or a heart, changelings conquer.
And since the changeling way of conquest didn't work, Chrysalis is determined to try the pony way. The only problem is, of course, she has no idea what that is. But she knows someone who does: Princess Cadance.
Now, with the absolutely sincere help of her mortal enemy, the pony she once locked in the caves beneath Canterlot while trying to steal her husband on their very wedding day, Queen Chrysalis is going to woo the sister-in-law of that very pony.
Surely this is the most perfect plan ever devised.
Started out as a rando, comedy clopfic, and has evolved into so much more. ;)
I've been in Equestria for a few months now. Long enough to become acclimated in this amazingly open minded and accepting land. Not long enough, though, for me to figure out much beyond how friendly everypony is. That, and how amazingly horny I’m starting to get. I need to get laid, like, now. With that thought, and one single pony in mind, I go to get a bit of advice on how best to go about it, and bite off more than I can chew. . . . When that plot fails, however, and all seems dark, and faith is broken, a shadow comes in the night, to restore hope. She comes with power, and she comes with love. What will happen next? This is not a Clopfic, anymore. This is so much more. ____________________________________________
So, what is this? I don’t even know exactly, anymore. Certainly none of what used to be written here really applies, now. This. . . . This is an ever changing, ever evolving piece of . . . something. Not sure what. It may be funny, may be raunchy, may be smutty, may be sad, may make you angry, may make you happy. In the end, it’s written for passion, and love, and that’s what it shall stand for. Hope you enjoy! Until next time, Ponies, Harmonia Resurgent! Cover art by The Internet(No idea, honestly, but whoever they are, they deserve a medal) Idea spawned through a random conversation with my partner Completed.
Thoughts of Leech's sensual shenanigans fresh on her mind, Tekky devises a way to get even with the dastardly mare
Tekky, having recently allowed Leech to crash at her place, is still persistently pestered by the salacious black unicorn. Having picked up a rather curious trinket some time back the potion maker plots her revengeance...
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Stealth Sex, Sex in Public, Portals, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Cum Inflation, and Copious Amounts of Jizz
What is a pony? After the Changeling invasion, debates rage across Equestria over that simple question. There is a follow up that nopony thinks to ask, however: what if they weren't the only ones hiding?
What is a pony? If asked that question the average citizen of Equestria would probably respond with a confused look and a mention of the three pony tribes. A particularly astute pony might reply with four tribes, remembering to include the Thestrals. A pony of a scholarly disposition may also add a list of characteristics as well - manes, cutie marks, some form of innate magic, hooves, vegetarian diet, etc. This is the answer that would have been received for thousands of years, from before the unification of the three tribes until very recently. Until the failed Changeling invasion. With the reveal of something so foreign, yet at the same time so familiar, what it means to be a pony is no longer quite so clear and obvious. And while professors and philosophers argue, another question is forgotten in the uproar: What if the Changelings weren't the only ones who were hiding?
* Always looking for proofreaders if anyone's interested! Current Proofreader(s): Icarus_Con_Queso
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real. The ponies, the grass, the air, the shining light of the day. With the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused human girl wearing a VR headset.
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real-- the crisp morning air, the warmth of the rising sun, the ponies that went about their day-- it all seemed real to her. Yet, with the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused girl wearing a VR headset.
Lyra summoned a Human to Equestria on the day of the Summer Sun Celebration... the same day Celestia's Student moved into Ponyville. Now she and her roommate Bon-Bon have to keep him safe from, literally, EVERYTHING!
At first, he was just an ordinary man on Earth. Now, he's a not-so-ordinary man on Equus, in the kingdom of Equestria.
He's constantly under the care of a mare named Lyra Heartstrings, and her roommate Bon-Bon. What's more, he's also apparently a bit of a "myth" in this world, which means he has to hide from the Higher-Ups, or risk getting experimented on!
To top it all off, the problems that keep happening around the town of Ponyville are, in some way, shape, and/or form, tied in with these two strange mares! And they may not even realize it!
After accidentally learning that every single Bearer now has their name associated with a sexual act, Twilight goes on a desperate quest to A. make everypony stop and B. incidentally, which ones?
It's not unusual for a pony's name to become associated with an activity: the very nature of Equestrian appellations just about guarantees that anypony who's truly famous for their deeds might wind up in the history books and dictionary. So in that sense, Twilight probably should have expected Ponyville's population to start using the Bearers' names as shorthoof descriptions.
She just wasn't expecting anypony to be using them to describe sex. She'd also really like them to stop. And she's just a little curious about which sexual acts are involved...
Sign has had a really tough month. Since she and Charcoal hooked up with Anon, school, schedules, and princesses have kept her and the human from hooking up. She won't be able to take much more of that: don't stand between a horny mare and her stud!
Since our three protagonists hooked up in "Can you give me a Sign?" the nascent harem has had plenty of fun sexy times! Charcoal and Sign were quite happy to invite Anon (world's luckiest human) over for many a lust-filled romp as they continued to build their relationship!
Then school started.
While Charcoal and Anon were lucky enough to have course schedules that allowed for them to keep up their noisy, bed-shaking, wall thumping sexual proclivity... the early morning classes of poor Sign meant that the closest she could get to Anon's monkey-phallus was the sounds that would come through her thin walls as she tried to get some sleep.
It's been a couple of weekends now where Anon was needed in Ponyville, and poor Sign has been absolutely aching for release. She's been looking forward to this Friday night for what feels like FOREVER!
...too bad Anon decided to schedule a O&O (AKA D&D on Earth) game night with some new friends from the university.
Is Sign going to be able to make it through the campaign and survive the night?
lol, no
CONTAINS: human on mare / vanilla / mind-blowing orgasms
Based on the wonderful pic by LunarMarshmallowNSFW DB = derpibooru.org/ 1937085
Smart phones are the coolest thing ever, but they don't work all that well with hooves or boops.
There are all sorts of things that can be done with a cell phone, like summoning encyclopedia articles or getting aurascopes or finding out what the weather can be or talking to friends or ordering food for delivery.
A crafty human and two alicorn princesses get into shenanigans together.
Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.
Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.
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Because alicorns age slowly, Luna still looks like a little filly, even though she's 93 years old. Unlike her sister, though, she prefers colts her own apparent age.
Cover image adapted from the original, by Negativefox. Contains delicious, adorasexy foalcon.
