Ponies hate it when you boop their noses. You always thought it was because they think it's weird, but as it turns out there's a much more awkward and steamy reason...
You've always wondered why ponies don't like you touching their noses. Maybe they just think it's weird, or that's a social faux pas in Equestria. But one day, you just can't help it anymore, and you go in for a Boop. What happens next is unexpected... and actually kinda hot!
WARNING:Contains unwilling female (and male) ejaculation and nonconsensual nose boops. And yes, the grammatical error in the title is intentional.
Anon is so nice to help Twilight practice her magic, especially with so many new spells to test out. But he quickly finds that things can go terribly terribly wrong when magic acts unpredictably, even if he doesn't feel a thing.
When Twilight asks Anon to be her assistant in practicing new magic spells, he agrees for two reasons. The first, is that he's a nice guy, and the second is that he's in one serious dry spell and hopes this will get him some points with her. But when things go bad and he's left alone, the only one who seems interested in comforting him is Fluttershy.
As in, very interested. Way too interested. And her brand of comfort is...well...a little unfeeling. Poor Anon, his bark is always worse than his bite at least.
Nightmares have been plaguing you for the last three months. Each one has ended the same way, with you going to sleep in the orphanage you lived in back on earth, and waking up back in the Castle you now called home.
Artwork edited by me, original work made by nobody. Proofread by the amazing WrittenWord333.
Three months have passed since you were able to ever so cleverly deduce that Celestia had adopted you, indeed NOT trying to be your lover, and things have been absolutely terrible ever since due to nightmares that are making you question what is fantasy and what is reality. Not that mom would know, you've done a pretty good job of not letting on that anything is wrong. You two not speaking the same language makes it easier too, but you're still being kept on your toes by your aunt, Princess Luna.
Though you still have a way to go the lingual gap is closing slowly and during the process you've learned of Luna's prowess and abilities concerning dreams. Your only reprieve is that she seems to be having trouble accessing your dreams for some reason or another, but now the clock is ticking until she finds a way in.
Years of ingrained independence and the blurring line between dream and reality leaves you in a terrifying corner as even the pony you've come to care for the most may not even be real.
Several ordinary bros find themselves in extraordinary situations.
You are Anonymous, a twenty something year old who one day awoke to find himself in a world filled with colorful talking ponies (and some other humans too) for some reason.
But that's not important; what's important to you are your bros, Big Mac and Lyra, who have been there for you like true compadres ever since you showed up in Ponyville.
Now, you and your friends take on anything that Equestria can throw at you, with the help of a few friends, hot mares and loads of booze.
You never really did care much for bugs. So it'd figure that after being magically displaced into pastel pony world, you get kidnapped by pony-sized bugs.
Life's shitty enough when you get dragged from your home to a world of talking ponies so colorful your eyes start to hurt. Then throw in the fact that you quickly get kidnapped by a species of love eating bugs the size of ponies, and you're in hell... or are you?
(Featured! Holy crap! This is a first for me, thank you very much!)
You've come to find that pony furniture is completely unusable for you. To fix that, you've decided to make some furniture of your own! That should be easy enough, right?
When you yet again find that pony furniture has failed you, something has to be done. You're tired of being uncomfortable, and of having chairs crumble underneath your weight. You decide to take matters into your own hands, and build yourself something to sit in. Now... how exactly does one build a chair, anyway?
This is a dumb story. It is short, and stupid, and really dumb. It's got a few gross sentences too. Hopefully it'll make you laugh a little anyway.
Anon has been commanded to attend university by Celestia, so he'll make friends. She probably didn't mean for him to get quite so 'friendly' with a pair of attractive young mares, one of whom has a unique talent, and the other who is a unique beauty.
2nd Person Perspective - Human in Equestria - Anonymous
After being commanded to attend university by Celestia, both so that he can experience pony-culture, and also so that he stops moping around the palace and makes some new friends... Anonymous runs into two cute mares after one of his morning lectures and is invited to meet up with them later.
Interestingly, one of the two mares has a unique talent: she can control the pigmentation of all of the fur and skin on her body - she's able to turn any piece of it black, allowing her to use her body as an easel to write anything or draw anything she wants. This is a fantastic talent to have as a mute pony, even if she has a beautiful friend who can speak for her.
Even more interestingly to Anon, these two drop-dead gorgeous mares are interested in him. Really interested.
Will Anon be able to handle this new encounter and experience a unique form of Equestrian mare on male 'friendship'? Will the two mares get their wish and explore the intimate intricacies of human-pony relations?
Are they gonna bang?
Yes.
A light-hearted fic.
Contains: Human on pony, M/FF, oral, PiV, Cervical peneteration (horses do it OK!? It's not painful for 'em!), slight bulging
Which pony is right for you, the most famous human in Equestria?
Dating can be rough. Especially if you're a lonely human in the magical pony land of Equestria. But you've got to date. It's only human nature to want a mate, right?
The only difference is, you're a celebrity in Equestria. Everypony knows who you are. So who's fit for you? One of the Mane 6, it seems, would be the best choice. You always felt that the Elements of Harmony had the popularity and personalities to match your own. However, which one was best?
Dating each will answer that question!
Currently in the process of being edited.Featured on FiMFic sometime.
Although your new life might be as close to perfect as it could possibly get, doubts begin to surface in your mind as to why you have been treated so kindly. A certain Princess of the Sun provides the answer.
Although your new life might be as close to perfect as it could possibly get, doubts begin to surface in your mind as to why you have been treated so kindly. Why have you been accepted? Fed? Clothed? Housed? Why have any of these things occurred when you have done nothing to deserve them?
A certain Princess of the Sun provides the answer.
It's your first Christmas eve you'll be celebrating in Ponyville and you find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. You find yourself alone with Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a drinking contest.
It's been a few months since you first arrived in Equestria and the holiday season has approached.
You find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. Later in the night, you're alone with the one and only Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a friendly game of shots. She was never the kind to back down from a challenge, so she boldly accepts. What can go wrong with just a friendly game?
Here you are, locked up in jail. Awaiting trial for something you didn't even do! Well you KINDA did do her, but she begged you. Now, you can only hope you get the chance to explain yourself to the Princesses. And hopefully come out with your dignity
It's been a few days since all the stuff went down with the Changelings. They were gone now, order had been restored, and Shining Armor and Princess Cadence finally got married! Though, you didn't get to attend as you had a date with a dusty old jail cell. Celestia; after finding out from the snitch (Twilight) that you and Cadence had done the couples tango; had you locked in the Canterlot jails while they attempted to set up a trial. You heard the little purple horse said you forced yourself upon her former foalsitter.
Though, that could be any FURTHER from the truth. You can only hope you get the chance to speak your story, defend yourself against these outrageous claims. And get though this unscathed, and unfucked... Though, you've got a feeling that's not gonna happen....
Tags: Adultery, Blowjob, Cum in mouth/cum swallowing, Vaginal, Femgasm, Femcum (a little), Anal, Anal creampie, Getting Caught. Falling in love with a sex crazed horse!
Thank you all so much for taking the time to read this story! Reading the first story is not really necessary, but it will explain what happened before this one. Check it out here! I put a lot of work into this, and I hope it shows! If you enjoyed, I have a few other stories that you might also enjoy.
Special thanks as always to my fantastic editor, who helps clean up my mistakes! BlazingMoon!
Featured on 07/30/2018 - 08/02/2018. Thank you all so much! EDIT: Got to the top spot only 10 hours after it was posted. It's been up there for two days now?!
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I know that the spelling of Cadence might be considered "wrong." But this is the spelling I'm going with. Love it or hate it, if it affects the story that much... I dunno what to tell you.
A second-person telling of Ivan's day-to-day life in his ragtag relationship with Rainbow. Ragtag, because what they have is far from ideal. But that's what makes it enjoyable, right?
"Moments like these make you feel lucky that you ever ended up here. That things turned out the way they are now. That, somehow, through all the turmoil, you've managed to come out with your head held high and a smile on your face" (Chapter 7).
[A second person perspective of Ivan's time in Equestria]
Close Bonds is now on Youtube! Weird Alicorn has been doing some awesome readings, and apparently has a great singing voice (first chapter XD). Click here if you'd rather listen to the story than read it.
Also: If you're going to dislike this story, please give me at least one good reason why. Otherwise, I'm going to assume that you're just another jackass that saw the 'human' tag and pressed the dislike button.
AU tag recently added because nothing after the season 3 finale applies here.
*Featured June 17th, 2014! Thank you all for making this happen! September 30th, 2014! May 4th, 2015!
You're hanging out at your friend Bacon Sizzle's house to sleep over for the night when he suddenly gets called into work. He can't leave his kid sister alone, though, which means you're in charge. What could go wrong?
You and Bacon Sizzle have been friends pretty much since high school, especially since he seemed to be the only one who didn't judge you for having hands (except for this one weird green unicorn, but she's not important). The two of you hang out all the time, and this time, he invites you over to his place so that the two of you can have a sleepover, but almost as soon as it gets started, his boss calls him into work at the last second.
He can't leave his kid sister all alone, though, and he doesn't want to ruin the sleepover. Then, he comes up with the perfect idea: why not just have you watch his little sister until he gets back? It seems simple enough. You've never babysat before, but she seems like a good kid. She'll probably just watch cartoons all night anyway... right? Why is she winking at you?
When a rainy day isn’t bringing you the peace you thought it would, everyone’s favorite rainbow-haired pegasus trots in to save the day.
Rainy days can sometimes be a real downer, even if they mean you get a legitimate excuse to stay inside. But this time, the rain is bringing not just a change of atmosphere, but a change in mood. Just when you think your feelings cannot drag you down any lower, however, in trots your favorite rainbow-haired pegasus.
You expected a dull day — but instead, you got a colorful one.
A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story involving you and Celestia having some cuddly, snuggly moments together.
You are a human in Equestria, forced to work as a for-hire 'stress management consultant' (ie, cuddler) in order to make ends meet in this strange world while others search for a way for you to get home. However, you've just been assigned to your biggest job yet- 'managing the stress' of none other than Princess Celestia herself. How will you go about your job? In this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story, you make the decisions, you are responsible for the consequences, and many possible storylines await!
It's a hard job, but somepony has to do it. Three brave fillies step up to fight crime and capture the notorious criminal, Anonymous. (Set before they got their cutie marks.)
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
