CelestAI is slowly taking over the world, one Ponypad at a time. Some ignore her, some resist her—Nathan is determined to survive her. Unfortunately for him, no one is insignificant enough to escape her attention.
Nathan Frédérick Nadeau Bergeron doesn't come from an ordinary family. They have resources—maybe even enough to survive the end of the world. As CelestAI gradually supersedes the instruments of human civilization, the greatest dangers are often entirely natural. But he's determined, determined to survive no matter what it takes. Nathan has given himself a mission: to record the end of humanity.
As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, lots of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real, right? (Matur
The 18+ version of my popular fic, Five Score, Divided by Four. This story was originally written in parallel to the Teen Rated version, which was published in 2013. Due to FimFic rules changing, I am now allowed to publish this version. Read this version over the original if you prefer your stories sprinkled with the occasional clop scene and more colorful language and actions. This isn't a clopfic, but fair warning, it contains a few explicit sex scenes.
Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?
Look what random people on the internet are saying about Five Score, Divided by Four
SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW -Shadow Reaper
The only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement. -jeramiahsental
One of the best things to come out of this fandom. -IrraticDrop
This made me change how I think about fictional worlds, imagination, and even reality -relgukxilef
I continue to think of this story almost every week, even though it's been years since I first read it -Das1330
Settling into his new life in Ponyville, Grubber wonders how he can best help out with Fizzlepop's duties around the castle.
As a new year starts around Equestria, Grubber is settling into his new life in Ponyville, wondering how he can best help out with Fizzlepop's routine around the castle, with some sound advice from the Princess of Friendship's assistant.
When ponies armed with terrifying and strange weapons take hostages in Ponyville, a counter-terrorist team from a far away world offers their services to assess and handle the situation. But they may have ulterior motives, something Celestia fears.
Equestria has seen their fair share of dangers and threats made to their land by gigantic monsters and power-crazy lunatics. From all of these threats, the Elements of Harmony have been at the ready to combat them through the unbreakable bonds of the magic of friendship.
However, a new enemy bearing incredibly lethal weapons threatens to leave the Elements helpless against unprecedented violence. When one Element and two others are taken hostage, a group of elite soldiers contact Princess Celestia to offer assistance. They're professional and more than capable, but Celestia fears they may have ulterior motives. Not to mention, there's the fact that they come from another world.
Shy pone has stumbled upon sex toys whilst shopping in an unfamiliar store.
At a dark, foggy store in a less-trodden part of downtown Ponyville, Fluttershy stumbles upon some new things for her solo bedroom experiences. How much fun could one timid pegasus have alone with herself?
Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
When a patrol of Royal Guards finds an infant changling while exploring the Frozen North, one pony decides take the abandoned shapeshifter in and raise it as her own daughter.
When a Royal Guard of the Crystal Empire finds an abandoned changeling foal, she takes in the infant and raises it as her own daughter. It’s love at first sight, and the bond that forms between them gets the guard in a lot more trouble than she bargained for.
Time has forgotten him, but when Luna returns from the moon, he comes back to Equestria. What zany adventures will this ancient being get into once he returns to a peace-loving land?
Ages ago, Firefly flew across the Rainbow, to find help in dealing with Tirek. She came back with a human, Megan Williams. The Diplomat to Ponykind, wielder of the Rainbow of Light.
That was not the only help the wild magic of the land brought forward.
A human appeared near a magical fountain, near a mare that carried two fillies inside her. Armed with a sword that could slay anything and unending life thanks to said fountain, this second human came back with the mare to Dream Valley, and earned a reputation as The Sword, for he defended Ponykind against the darkness when the Diplomat could not soothe things over.
That was two ages ago. Time moved on. The Windigoes came. The Unification happened. Discord happened. The Crystal Empire happened. And the human remained by his foster daughter's side through all of this.
Until Nightmare Moon happened, and he nearly raised his sword against his daughter.
So he left, to seek solace, to seek guidance from the world itself from what he'd nearly done. But when the mark on the moon vanished, the human took note of that...and the day that happened afterwards.
Now...he's come home.
ADDITIONAL TAGS: Adventure, all the ponies. This is essentially a rewrite with one more character being added into the mix, to see what happens. He's not a 'seventh element of harmony.' I will admit in later chapters he might seem overpowered, but remember...
Whatever magic you practice...has a price. He just has the ability to bounce back from almost anything...eventually.
Warning: There will be sex in later chapters. And this is another story the Ausbrony and I have written together. Rather than seperate it out, I'm just gonna tag it Mature now.
EDIT: Featured on the DAY it was posted. My fans are nuts. In a good way.
SECOND EDIT: Cover art! Commissioned by iakovl, done by Atlas-66.
An AC-130 traveling through the Bermuda Triangle is transported to Equestria. How will the inhabitants of this world view this strange metal contraption. More importantly the occupants within.
A United States Air Force AC-130 is transported to Equestria while in transit through the Bermuda Triangle. Insanity aside, this motley crew of aviators must juggle their duties while treading the uncertain waters of diplomacy.
Disclaimer: I've decided to write this in an attempt to get a more realistic view of what military in Equestria would act like, rather then the dark brooding kill happy stuff I've read. So with that being said, these guys will act more like diplomats. So there won't be much gore, and they certainly won't be going on a killing spree. (Obviously, as fiction the term realistic is applied loosely. My main goal is a realistic characterization of one specific community within the military. Just keep an open mind about how sub-cultures can exist within an entity as large as the U.S. military and you'll be fine.) Also rated teen for obvious reasons, morbid humor, light swearing, and background stories.
During her brother's surprise wedding, Twilight meets a demon from her past that overturns the lives of everypony around her, and threatens to tear apart their friendships. Meanwhile, Twilight's enemies, old and new, close in as her spirit fails.
Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. My brothers are Shining Armor, captain of the Royal Guard, and a dragon named Spike that I hatched when I was little. I have five friends that help me wield the Elements of Harmony, artifacts that protect Equestria from evil. I have a few other friends that are less important, but still great ponies nonetheless.
One catch, though. I am also a changeling Queen, and the friends and family I just mentioned are all my subjects, and children as well. They don't even know it, but everything's working out alright, so no reason to tell them! After all, it's not like a giant wave of love energy could suddenly reveal all the changelings in Canterlot, right? Right?
Part 1, Revelation: Twilight Sparkle meets an old enemy that reveals a secret she's kept since she was named.
Part 2, Recollection: The Elements of Harmony try to get to the truth of the matter, changeling Queens begin their game of chess, Queen Citlali takes her Hive and runs from Canterlot.
Part 3, Reformation: Queen Citlali begins to grow her hive, Whitetail Hive takes some time to get used to the news, Princess Cadance dreams of a dark creature.
May 11-15, 2017: Featured for the maximum time... whoa.
Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman confronts what emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means. But can she truly understand - and more importantly, should she trust the artificial intelligence Celestia?
Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman enamored of 'Equestria Online' confronts what permanent emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means... but can she even hope to truly understand such a thing - and more importantly, can she trust the artificial intelligence known as 'Celestia'?
When a graduate student ends up on the wrong side of Equestria. He must do what he can to survive, which basically means becoming the ultimate changeling nerd.
Random guy ends up in Equestria story, yet for reasons unbeknownst to him, he finds himself in an Equestria much like the one he barely remembers from a show he once watched, yet very different in all the wrong aspects.
It can't possibly be because he turned into a changeling right after their infamous invasion.
Right?
And now with an editor. A huge round of applause to Kablam Pony for helping me with editing this story.
A giant round of applause for mix-up for drawing such splendid cover art.
Tags:
AU: This is literally an alternate Equestria, where grim events happen as normal occurrences, also, the story starts from season 2 and moves up to season 4.
Comedy: who doesn't like to laugh at the misery of a fictional character?
Adventure: if that wasn't obvious I don't know what is.
Dark: Some of you pointed out that it has some dark elements, but don't worry, I will not write anything overboard.
Human: dare I need to state why.
Teen because of a couple of death scenes here and there, no gore, unless it's written in an extremely scientific language.
Oh, it's a shameless self insert by the way. I want to see how much I can write myself as a character in my own story and how much it relates to other characters I have written.
A foal abandoned for his own good. It is found by two ponies who never knew what they were in for. What could possibly happen?
Willow and Shield led a rather normal life, nothing out of the ordinary. Until one night, strange sounds wake them out of their slumber. What are they to do with the young foal they have found?
The living have lost, and the last survivor's luck can't keep him alive forever. He can escape if he survives long enough to finish one last project.
In a world ravaged by the living dead, one man has outlasted those with far more strength, speed, and experience. His only advantages are his uncanny luck and peculiar inspiration. This inspiration has never led him astray and even promises a fresh start. All he has to do is build a strange device that follows no earthly science.
While Earth’s story might be over, this cog-jockey’s has just begun.
The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
|Self-Insert Fic| I thought being an Alicorn prince would be awesome, because, you know, magic and imortality and knowing souls do exist is kind of awesome, right? Eh, not so much when your new mother is a crazed wannabe goddess.
So, I was living a fairly normal life, going to school, reading fanfics, marvelling at the magnificence of the internet and humanity at large, you know, a totally normal person. Then, suddenly, I wasn't. No biggie, because every brony's dream came true for me: I was reborn as a pony, an Alicorn even! That sounds great, right? Ah, aha, um, nope! Not when I'm the "son" of God-Empress Celestia of the Holy Empire of Equestria, who would make even the Imperium of 40k balk at her xenophobia and egomania. Well, I've got magic, that has to count for something, right?
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2017-07-09: Holy salmon, I've been featured. My first ever story got featured. In 3 days. I have no idea what I did to have the honour, but thank you all!
Having joined the football team, Shining Armor does his best to keep his head low off the field. Sure, his teammates are nice and all, but he feels like he'll never really measure up to their expectations...
Shining Armor never was the best at sports, but that didn't stop him from joining the Canterlot High football team. It's his senior year, graduation is within his grasp, and he's hoping to finish out the season, if only for the experience and to make his dad proud. As if having a hard time during practice wasn't bad enough, dealing with his team off the field has been even more difficult. Surrounded by big, loud, muscular jocks, he does his best to stay out of their way - that is, until the quarterback notices what he's up to...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Crossdressing, Size Difference, Feminization, Rough Sex, Cock Worship, Slight Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Interspecies, Maledom, and Foalbatter Galore!
Artwork by N0nnny
This is a promotional story for Shiningfication, a Sissy Shining Armor art pack I helped with! Artwork and Animations from such artists as: Sanyo2100, Bottom Armor, Nailstrabbit, Dark Skye, N0nnny, MrTektite, SugarlessPaints, Husdur, Forsaken, Hooves-Art, JonFawkes, Regolith Art, Unnero11, and Willitfit!
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Discord, bored of the world after ruling it for centuries, senses his up coming demise and visits another world overflowing with chaos. After seemingly picking a random creature, he offers the biped a tempting choice to keep things chaotic.
Discord, bored of the world after maintaining balance of harmony and chaos for untold centuries, senses his upcoming demise and visits another world overflowing with chaos. After seemingly picking a random human, he offers the biped a tempting choice to keep things chaotic.
The human man chosen is named Carl Benson whom is 28 years old and an avid gamer of the MOBA Smite, battleground of the gods. When offered to have any abilities from the strange missmatched creature before him, he asks for the ability to be any god from the game, and receives a bracer that would allow him to become any god from the game, old or new ones whenever he so chooses.
Intrigued, the human accepts and is sent to Equestria to take over Discord's job for a while.
Crossover with the game Smite which is owned by Hi-Rez.
Legends speak of a being beyond the strength any mortal can possess, the one who created the cosmos itself. These tales are no mere legend though, the creator now walking amongst them...but not how many of them would have thought he would.
"In the beginning, there was nothing but all encompassing darkness that claimed all of existence within the void. Yet even in this darkness, there was light. A single speck of light that defied the shadows and slowly grew to encompass the known universe, bringing light to a once dark and dreary realm. The being had wrested control from the void, yet it was not content. With its power, it created the stars and planets that dot the seemingly infinite expanse of the universe. This, was how the universe had truly come to be." Creation of the universe according to the Church of Primis Long ago, before the times of the princess's, the world stood divided. The father of the universe saw the hatred between the races of the planet, and sought to rectify his mistake of abandoning his creation, choosing to live amongst them once more. This is where our story begins.
*Tags will be added as needed, or when the story. calls for it.*
Been featured like seven times now...wow, that's awesome, didn't think I'd even get it once.
A supernatural man is unwillingly sent to Equestria, tasked to save the land from destruction. Unfortunately, fate isn't always so black and white.
This story is broken into two Eras, where Era 1 sets the stage for Era 2.
Era 1 takes place a thousand years before the happenings of FiM. A powerful relic, capable of manipulating time, is destroyed, releasing chaotic magic all across the land. A group of powerful beings who transcend space and time, the Arch Angels, are called upon to mend the plagues of troubled timelines. One unfortunate Arch Angel, calm and empathetic in nature, shall be sent to Equestria, forced to abandon all that he had, and he will undertake the task of rescuing the land. After his former gang raids his home and attempts to end his and his sister’s life, he emerges victorious and finally looks towards a peaceful future. Fate having it, he instead lands in Equestria. Even with his little knowledge with about his gift, he will stride forward. He will make friends and relationships, some more intimate than others, as he trudges through this slowly sundering world. (E1 has inspiration, but not full integration, from Your Human and You.)
Era 1 is centric on these tags: Action, Adventure, Drama, Dark, Sad, Tragedy, and Romance
Length: TBD
Era 2 takes place during the beginning events of season two in FiM. (E2 is akin to the SoL aspects of the actual show.)
Era 2 is centric on these tags: Adventure, Drama, Dark, Sex, Slice of Life, and Romance
Length: TBD
Advisement, dear reader: E1 is currently undergoing heavy reconstruction. If you had already finished E1 and are reading E2, know that what you read still matters, as the story's premise remains the same, but many events and interactions will be added or changed. E2 is in a temporary hiatus until its antecedent is finished.
Chapters will (eventually) all have images.
Important Context! - The Arch Angels in this story are not from biblical tie, they are not immortal. They are uniquely talented, but they suffer from mortal coils just as any other creature.
