Two ponies and a human are sitting on a train, bored out of their minds. By the end of this story, one of them will end up being impregnated.
Train journeys are long and boring. For Fluttershy, it's made even worse by David and Rarity's incessant flirting. It seems that their idea of 'getting a room' is getting down and dirty in their shared carriage.
It's like they've got no shame, and as much as Fluttershy wishes she was repulsed by it, a much stronger part of her is intrigued by their actions...
By the end of this story, one of them will end up being impregnated.
Who's gonna get creampied? Place your bets in the comments below!
Everyone's favorite raging Brit comes to Equestria at the request of Twilight Sparkle to sort out the country's bad restaurants and bad hotels.
For a long time now, the citizens of Equestria have been struck down by an epidemic of illness and sickness. Nopony seems to know for sure what could be the cause, but Princess Twilight has found one common answer: The restaurants and hotels of Equestria. All of them seem to be struck with the same kind of problems.
So with her friends Pinkie Pie and Rarity, they will cross over to Earth and bring back over a man that she has heard from Pinkie is a legend among humans when it comes to food. A man that she hopes can help her get to the bottom of the epidemic sweeping across Equestria: Chef Gordon Ramsay. For her sake...let's hope he takes the request well. And pray for the sanity of the poor souls of Equestria.
(this will include elements from both of Gordon's shows Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell)
(Feel free to give any creative suggestions with this fic, its kind of a shot in the dark on my part making this one)
It's mating season for the dragons, and a certain Dragon Lord employs Anon's services to help her sate her desires.
Featured 05/24/17
Mating season is always a difficult time for a dragon, especially when that dragon is the Dragon Lord, and especially especially when they're a female Dragon Lord. It's late in the season and most of the dragonesses have already laid their clutches, but Ember still can't find a suitor. Though she is more than ready, she can't lay until she finds a mate to fertilize her eggs. All of her male subjects are either already taken or too afraid of her, and taking them as sex slaves like former Dragon Lords just doesn't seem right. Maybe it's the ponies' influence. Thankfully Anon happens to be passing through the Dragon Lands, and he's more than happy to fill in.
As you might have guessed, this is a clopfic involving dragons and erotic egg-laying (aka oviposition). Also included for good measure: large belly (gotta have somewhere to put all those eggs), excessive pussy juice, cunnilingus, rimming, mild tail fetish, 69, tonguejob (Is that a thing? It should be a thing.), finger-blasting, anal, vaginal, creampie (anal and vaginal), cervical penetration, cum in womb, mixing of fluids Additional things found in the Even Kinkier Version: squirting, creampie eating, egg licking The Even Kinkier Version has just about everything in it that I'm into. I was having cognition problems that prevented me from writing, and I wrote this just as I began my treatment. My writing ability returned quite suddenly and completely, and as a result my product was overloaded with pent-up ideas. Luckily for you I have separated it so that you may enjoy as much or as little kink as you would like (within reason, of course). This is also the first story I have written with Anon, and I hope for it to be the last. I know that there's probably more buildup than there needs to be, especially for an Anon-in-Equestria story, but I cut it down as much as I could. I didn't want to spend the time fleshing out the main character or humans in general in-universe when I could just gloss over it and fast-forward to the action. While glossing over details isn't typically my style, I decided since egg-laying fics were so rare I didn't want to distract too much from the good stuff.
Fluttershy has found a new kind of creature in the forest. After tending to it's wound, she brings it home with her and decides to keep it as her own. She soon realizes that this creature is more than just an animal.
Fluttershy has found a new kind of creature in the forest. After tending to its wound, she brings it home with her and decides to keep it as her own. She soon realizes that this creature is more than just an animal and soon finds a way to communicate with it since neither of them speak the same language.
Rumble, having been invited to a Nightmare Night masquerade, finds a himself exceptionally interested in one of the guests...
Every Nightmare Night, Rarity puts on a costume party, and this year, Rumble decided to go as a pirate, with just a little extra negligee hidden underneath for a bit of added fun. After meeting a fellow buccaneer, a large Zebra stud, Rumble coaxes him to a private area, where they can do what pirates do best...
Plunder booty.
Kinks include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Crossdressing, Maledom, Begging, Musk, Worship, Feminization, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Size Difference, Slight Cum Inflation
Anonymous falls in love with a shy and sweet batpony, but her parents are less than approving. Will Anon and Glimmer Wing find true love... WITH SEXY RESULTS? Tune in to find out!
Glimmer Wing is a bat-pony who comes from tradition. Most bat-ponies do, but her family is extra strict, especially when it comes to dating rules...
So when you meet the young thing, and fall in love, and have to win the approval of her parents, will you be able to keep your hands to yourself while showing the bat-pone-parents you're worthy of dating their daughter?
Stay tuned to find out!
Content Warning: Age of consent play, interspecies sexings, mild cum inflation
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Chang'e - the artificial cat - can purr, but she is not technically alive. That is about to change.
Chang'e has a nanotitanium-carbon spine and a quantum chipset for brains. Her fur and organs are vat-grown engineered flesh. She is an artificial cat, existing in the age of the Conversion Bureaus. The ponies are here, the world is ending, and the humans that made her kind are escaping to another universe where sentient machines cannot go. What then of Man's electric children, the Artificial Intelligences of the doomed earth?
This novel is a companion work to CODE: Majeste and other books as well.
An unusual dream graces Twilight's mind on the same day that Princess Celestia returns to Canterlot with a new, adopted daughter named Rainbow Dash.
Twilight Sparkle's wildest dreams have just been met, and exceeded. Due to an unexpected magical outburst during her entrance exam to Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, the Solar Princess herself took an interest and took Twilight on as her personal student.
This was a pleasant shock for Twilight and her family. However, a few months later, a less pleasant shock would reach Twilight in the form of Celestia returning to Canterlot with a new daughter, a freshly adopted pegasus filly named Rainbow Dash. As the two get to know each other, Twilight can clearly see something eating at the self absorbed and competitive filly's mind.
To make matters even more confusing, Princess Celestia is now hiding something. Twilight dares not question it, but it is quite clear that Celestia isn't being wholly open with anypony about her decision to adopt some random orphan.
Could the answers have something to do with the cryptic dream Twilight had the night before she met Rainbow Dash?
**Apparently, this was featured on August 12th, but I slept through that brief window. All the same, I am flabbergasted and humbled!**
Ordinary guy finds himself catapulted into a strange land. Finds something he didn't expect.
A world of talking ponies? Sounds pretty strange. But if you ever find yourself there... Well, you might find something you've been looking for your whole life.
A young man finds himself in a world beyond his wildest imaginations...
A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...
"Figging...To treat a horse in such a way as to make the animal appear lively, as by putting a piece of ginger into the anus." — Imperial Dictionary of the English Language, 1883.
"Figging...To treat a horse in such a way as to make the animal appear lively, as by putting a piece of ginger into the anus." — Imperial Dictionary of the English Language, 1883.
When Rainbow Dash looks so cute you just can't stand it, it's hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could come of that, right?
After an unexpected spa day with Rarity, Rainbow Dash looks just so cute you just can't stand it. No, really, she's adorable! It's downright hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could possibly come of doing that, right?
Warning: Contains Anon, contains violence.
Listen to a full narration of the story by Fire Rain HERE!
Spike makes a love potion, let us see how this can go wrong.
Love hurts. After his latest attempt at gaining Rarity's affection failed, Spike decides to try making a love potion to win her affection. But what happens when Rarity falls for somepony else? In fact, what happens when everypony in Ponyville falls for somepony? How will Spike and others be able to survive when those close to them want to be 'closer'?
You are Anon, and you have been hired to work at the Ponyville Day Spa
You are Anon, a human living in Equestria. Your good friend Rarity has suggested, or rather forced you, to work at the Ponyville Day Spa as a masseuse. This won't get awkward, right? Right? Right?!
Anon gets more than he bargained for when he accepts the task of taking care of three frisky fillies seasonal primal desires
An unfortunate speck of the universe named Anon manages to be handed the task of helping three familiar fillies with their early and rather vicious heat cycles after his mouth ultimately runs faster than his brain.
Rarity arrives at the Canterlot Carousel to design a line of maternity dresses but she's going to need a model...
Rarity isn't sure exactly why she'd never thought of designing a line of maternity dresses before but Sassy Saddles's request has filled her with inspiration. Determined to design and produce a handful of new garments for expecting mothers she finds out that Sassy is a bit too eager to help her with her endeavor, even if it's in an unexpected way.
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Sex in the Workplace, Masturbation, Stealth Sex, Impregnation, and Copious Amounts of Jizz
This was inspired by two animations a buddy of mine made. He goes by Hatter's Lye on derpi so feel free to look up his stuff, it's all amazingly well done!!!
If you've ever wanted to cuddle at a sleepover with your favorite pony, now is your chance!
You, the only human in all of Equestria, come back home to Twilight's castle after a night on the town and find that everycreature's favorite ponies are there having a slumber party! If you play your cards right, you might get to hug them, pet them, or maybe even...CUDDLE with them!
All mares in Equestria go through a very special time every now and again. In these stories, we will see a few lucky people who get to experience these moments first hand.
Equestrian mares; they are cute, adorable, and drop dead sexy. Every mare goes through a very special time every now and again. A time when they need a certain kind of companionship that normal friendship just won't satisfy. In this on going series, we will get to see a few lucky individuals that get to experience these heated moments with some of our most favorite mares first hand.
(Featured on 9/7/13. Thanks all you dirty, sexy, readers you!)
