Starlight Glimmer has gotten hold of a time-travel spell and the Friendship Journal, and she's gonna fix some drama, friendship lessons be hanged! So here's a first: not only is this technically incomplete, but I'm about to be reviewing (in no particular detail) something I wrote! Or had a hand in writing, at least. Holy shit, there's 54 authors in this. @_@ As the season 8 chapter was just uploaded, I feel the time has come to throw the spotlight on it, incomplete or no. What will you find in here? Hilarity. Not every installment is equally good, but this is a celebration of everything that makes Starlight Glimmer the overpowered psychopath we all know and love. The problem with fix-fics tends to be a lack of drama or conflict, but when your starting premise is "we're going to short-circuit all the drama, and it's gonna be funny", the field is ripe for shenanigans. There's lots of pizza, lots of shipping (and the thing I did in S8 where Starlight's getting old, which I don't think actually works, but whatever); this is a real good time and you could do far worse than pull up a few of its episodes now and then for some laughs. You never can know what someone will come up with to short-circuit an episode, after all! Trust me, I wrote the non-canon sequel. :V Recommended
Justin lives a dangerous life, having to have sex with different ponies in order to stay healthy, even if it hurts them. What happens when he meets a mare he doesn't think he can quit?
As far as near-anyone is concerned, Justin is a simple stallion. What they don't know, what they can't know, is that the once-human doesn't eat like other ponies. Gasps, moans, the bliss of another pony's orgasm... those are his sustenance, and he needs them to stay alive. It hurts his partner though, every time, and he can't stay with one pony for long. How much can a mare take before she falters?
And what happens when he meets a pony that he wishes to sleep with again and again?
You, anon, are dropped into the desert and end up working for the scariest yet cutest pony army commander
You are anon, and one day when you are on vacation you have a Head splitting headache. You then find yourself in equestria, or just outside of it. you wander aimlessly until you find civilization, and end up working with the local militia, under the command of a scary yet cute pony, who is sweeter on the inside then most would expect.
Canterlot is drowning. Prominent disappearances rock the city, and a terrible new magic surges across the underground. Midnight Oil might not be the best investigator in town, but she's the bat most determined to put things right.
Midnight Oil might not be the most well-known investigator in Canterlot. She might not have the longest list of solved cases, or the best contacts with the authorities. What she does have are guts, and the street-smarts that come from a life in the underworld. But when her abilities are challenged by her biggest case yet, Equestria's ancient capital might not survive the terror of strange alchemy!
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
This story was written as a commission for FZ6pilot, who created Midnight Oil and inspired the general premise. It will be told in a series of episodes, the first of which will update each Thursday until complete.
You spend some time snuggling Celestia. You have some interesting things to say to her.
After Luna's *interesting* approach to snuggling, you stop by Celestia's chambers to spend some quality time snuggling with her. However, like many simple actions in life, this one may lead to a deeper connection than you expected.
A sequel to "Shadowy Snuggles" and the fifth story in the "Snuggles" series. If you're new to the series, you can start with "Seraphic Snuggles", or just jump right in here!
After the Friendship Games, Sunset Shimmer decided it's time to return home. It's just that she comes back a bit earlier than expected.
After the Friendship Games, Sunset feels it's time to return home.
Only when she gets there, Twilight's castle is nowhere to be found, Cadance just got her horn, and Princess Celestia is still calling the bacon-haired pony her prized student rather than a failed one. And just reliving her past isn't on the table thanks to a pair of wings Sunset seems to have sprouted upon her return to Equestria.
With Sunset being back before she's supposed to, will the world stay as harmonious and on track, or will everything go down in flames as Sunset has to deal with allegations that she's really a changeling in disguise, a nerdy stallion with blue hair that wants to be her coltfriend, a pretty pink princess in need of remedial magic lessons, and an annoying purple pre-teen pony that will absolutely not go to bed without first being read Starswirl's Complete Mystical Mysteries Compendium?
Sunset Shimmer, practitioner of friendship, twice savior of Canterlot High, alicorn. She's offered to help Twilight's new student as the whole group travels to the Crystal Empire for a Crystalling. Should be a relaxing, stress free trip. Right?
Sunset Shimmer, twice savior of Canterlot High who earned her wings by using the combined magic of the Earth elements of harmony to save the world from Twilight Sparkle (you know... the one with the glasses). She's offered to help Twilight's (you know.. the alicorn Princess of Friendship) new student learn about friendship while the whole crew embarks on a trip to the Crystal Empire. This should be a fairly relaxing and stress free trip. Right? RIGHT?!
It should go without saying, but MAJOR spoilers to the season 6 premier.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song. It was the happiest moment of her life. Until she realized he couldn't hear it.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song, the one they're meant to sing together. It was the happiest moment of her life.
With the memory stone crisis behind her, it's time for Sunset to deal with an even bigger challenge: Princess Celestia wanting to visit her...on Earth
With the memory stone crisis behind her, it's time for Sunset to deal with an even bigger challenge:
A caring Princess Celestia interested in seeing how Sunset lives on Earth.
* Takes place right after Forgotten Friendship, Teen for some tame Sun x Sci-Twi Romance Fluff * Helps to have seen the two minute short Rarity's Display of Affection * Cover From a Picture by akainu7 * Editing help by Clancrusher * Featured on Equestria Daily's 2018 Sunset Day 50 Fic list! * Translated into Chinese on Fimtale by Cyber Poison
What is a changeling to do when she finds herself dragged along on a Daring Do adventure? Fangirl right the heck out, of course.
Like most ponies, Maxilla the exiled changeling doesn’t believe that Daring Do is real. However, fate seems determined to prove her wrong in the most dramatic way possible.
After all, it isn’t every day that a changeling gets dragged along on an adventure and subsequently immortalised in Daring Do literature and merchandise.
Local Dumbass Yote By A Bus, Turns Into A Unicorn, More At 11.
Rose Tint is quite the fortunate fellow! Well about as fortunate as a man who was hit by a bus can be..
He was given the privilege of deciding the starting conditions of his next run at life, and ended up in none other than a rendition of everyone's favorite Ponyland Cartoon Show. He has no idea what's going on, and he's a bit confused but we think he has the spirit!
Princess Celestia was quite clearly overworked lately. Twilight just had to find a way to help. Unfortunately, the only answer she found was a bit odd.
Twilight looked over to her dear mentor, Princess Celestia, and found she had once again fallen asleep mid-lesson. Her intense debate on awakening the princess was cut short when the decision was taken out of her hooves.
“Huh? Oh. Twilight, I am so sorry for falling asleep again. I think we need to reschedule this for tomorrow morning.”
Twilight nodded. After all, Princess Celestia was obviously overworked. If only there was something she could do to help.
After being left behind in the badlands after her expedition is attacked by a dangerous monster, Twilight Sparkle must survive a hostile, alien environment. Lucky for her, she has some help from one of the natives: A curious changeling named Thorax.
Twilight Sparkle has been abandoned.
After an expedition into the badlands is torn to tatters by an unprecedented monster attack, Twilight finds herself stranded in a hostile environment with no safe way back home. With no supplies and no survival training, It all seems hopeless for the scholarly unicorn until she is discovered by a type of creature she has never seen before. A changeling named Thorax, a native of the badlands.
With Thorax's knowledge of the environment, he is Twilight's best chance of getting home safely. And by that same token, perhaps Twilight is the best chance the timid, pacifistic drone has of discovering something he has lived his entire life without.
Photocopying your butt and mailing it has a long, glorious, and stupid history in Equestria.
Nobles have long held sway over Equestrian culture. They are the trendsetters, the heads of the pack. Simply the way they speak can influence language. When they create compliments, similarly-phrased praise spreads throughout the nation. When they implement insults, ponies create situations for those insults to be used. One insult, in particular, has gone down in history as especially infamous.
I'm talking about butts and the photocopying thereof. This is still Equestrian nobility, after all. It's complicated. And stupid. Mostly stupid.
A poor break-up sends Spike to the most understanding of the Six. She sends him to bed.
Spike shows up on Fluttershy's doorstep at the crack of dawn, professing heartbreak and asking for a shoulder to cry on. Fluttershy does as every pony should: she makes him a pot of tea, and sends him off to bed.
This is the story of where that takes them.
This turned out to have three endings. In order they are Bad, True, Happy, and have been placed in the story where they would have occurred had I written them 'in flow' if you will. They are not tied to each other and you only need to read the one you want to get an end to the journey. Thank you to everyone who supported this to the end. It was a lovely trip
Cover art gratefully borrowed from Airy, over on Tumblr. Give a peek for more cuties
Featured briefly on 12/22/16! Thanks all, for the wonderful Christmas gift! Featured briefly every time I actually update! You guys have no idea how happy that makes me, thank you so much!
Steven Miles enjoys a vacation in San Fransisco at the popular Shillton hotel on the cheap. The only catch is that he has to put up with some robotic horse 'assistant' for the duration of his stay. What could possibly go wrong? [CONTAINS FOALCON]
Warning: This story contains foalcon (technically), dubious consent/somnophilia, Human X Ponybot sexytimes and a very poorly socialized android. You have been warned~
Steven Miles works too hard. That what his boss says, at least.
So when he's finished helping set up the new San-Fran office, he's ordered to take a vacation, on his own dollar, of course. Luckily for him, the Shillton has some deal going, all he has to do is turn off the robotic assistant he's saddled with and he can stay in the best hotel in the city for cheap!
There's definitely no way he'd find her cute. And there's definitely not a chance in hell that he'd fall head over heels for an underaged horse robot, right?
Human civilization ended on May 23, 2015, when everyone on earth became a pony. In the years and centuries that followed, what would humanity become?
When every human on earth either vanished or was transformed into an Equestrian pony, human civilization ended. That did not mean, however, that the survivors were content to let mankind's legacy rot and be forgotten. In every corner of the globe, ponies and other stranger creatures joined together and did what humanity has always done: survive.
With the help of their ingenuity and a little Equestrian know-how, many of these little colonies would rise to become great cities, and eventually new civilizations. But after such a dramatic transformation, could anything of their original human character survive?
There is one pony whose survival depends on making sure it does: Lonely Day. Transformed into the avatar of her near-extinct species, Archive may live to see all that newly transformed mankind might become. If, that is, she can ensure they never forget what they were.
The road to civilization will not be a smooth one. Before Equestria's universe drifted apart, terrible dangers crossed to earth, dangers earth's pony population may be unprepared to fight. Nor is humanity itself entirely extinct, thanks to careful preparation and powerful technology. Cooperation with the Human Preservation Initiative might be difficult, but it might also be the ponies' only hope.
Through many years of struggle there will be at least one witness: the eternal Lonely Day.
Now has an ePub Version, with the art included for all those with ereaders! Huge thanks to Phoen1x for making it!
I am not the artist. All the credit for that goes to the fantastic Zutcha!
A Human, living in exile from all civilized lands in Equestria has finally found peace. No longer hunted by cut-throats trying to steal what scraps he has. At least, until a certain purple Princess shows up.
I've been exiled for ten years. For nine of those, my life has been Hell. Bounty Hunters, cut-throats, thieves, anything that wanted what little I could scavenge would come at me at any time. And I killed them. I don't mean in straight up fights or anything so honorable. A knife in the back as they tried to sneak into my camp. A snare trap that held them under water until they were exhausted and drowned. Anything to send the message that trying to kill me was a fatal mistake.
And then I managed to win my own place. And by that I mean I killed an unfortunate minotaur with a ship. While I normally left ships to either be stolen or sink, this one had a map. A map to an island that was deserted, too many creatures to turn it into an actual home, and to close to Equestria's borders to be a safe smugglers hole. I raised my black flag and sailed there.
Now I've spent my last year in something that I considered luxury, and I have everything I want. Good defenses, ample food, even a companion in the form of a wild dog who had bonded with me. Now I can live out my life in peace.
If eating too much cake was the worst since I became Celestia I would be happy... but I guess I am not that lucky.
For a 1000 years she has been the sun of the Kingdom of Equestria, the sole ruler and forever the mother of her little ponies. but not everything is as it seems. Celestia is not just any alicorn princess, there is something that made her change several things, that made her act different sometimes, or at least for the last 3 centuries, why?
Because now... I am Celestia.
And now I know the meaning of sacrifice, of pain, of how power can hurt.
But now, I wonder, can I save everyone and bring back the real Eternal Sun back home? Or is the world doomed to be destroyed? Am I worthy of this crown? Well, they say Hope Rides Alone and it has a White Coat.
Of course... that doesn't mean I cannot have fun from time to time.
Cover Art BY: Aqua Galaxy No Clop, but some adult themes will be talked about.
