Likes: 1853 Dislikes: 129
MLP: FiM Sad Slice of Life Tragedy Human Apple Bloom Cheerilee Derpy Lyra Other
A human is off to a rough start when Fluttershy finds him eating one of her chickens, and breaks his arm. Can Derpy and the human convince Ponyville to give him a second chance?
When Fluttershy finds a human in her backyard trying to eat one of her chickens, she and a majority of the residents of Ponyville only want this dangerous creature as far away from their town as possible.
After a less than stellar first impression, Derpy Hooves and the human struggle to quell the rumors surrounding his diet, and convince the townsfolk that he's harmless.
Will the human be able to make himself meek enough to coexist? Or will he be driven out of town with torches and pitchforks?
Each chapter is told from the perspective of a different pony.
Chapters The Guest Speaker (Cheerilee) · 3rd of June, 20124,265
The Tenant (Derpy ) · 17th of June, 20125,047
The Customer (Rarity) · 10th of June, 20125,034
The Farm Hand (Applejack) · 13th of March, 20138,417
A Friend in Need (Cheerilee) · 17th of March, 20135,786
The Human (Spike) · 4th of June, 20131,676
The Pedestrian (Lucky) · 16th of June, 20135,744
The Applicant (Mayor Mare) · 21st of June, 20132,372
The Guest (Bon Bon) · 20th of July, 20135,769
The Assistant (Lucky) · 26th of July, 20132,977
The Dreamer (Luna) · 19th of August, 20132,611
The Shut In (Derpy ) · 27th of November, 20134,251
The Signator (Spike) · 25th of December, 20132,446
The Patron (Twilight) · 27th of December, 20132,420
The Vocalist (Lyra) · 7th of January, 20145,050
The Fugitive (Apple Bloom) · 23rd of January, 20143,165
The Criminal (Luna) · 11th of March, 20146,932
Epilogue: The Vagabond · 21st of June, 20147,328
Deleted Scenes and Commentary · 21st of June, 20148,082
Likes: 1507 Dislikes: 123
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Pinkie Derpy OC Main 6 CMCs
A young man finds himself in a world beyond his wildest imaginations...
A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...
Cover art done by Redback Spino
Editing: Firebirdbtops
Chapters Where Am I? · 26th of November, 20123,536
Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of November, 20122,848
A Dash of Rainbow · 26th of November, 20122,937
An Apple Family Brunch · 26th of November, 20123,058
A Rare Opportunity · 26th of November, 20123,703
Always the Shy Ones · 26th of November, 20123,298
Twilight Sparkle · 2nd of December, 20125,312
Sugarcube Corner · 24th of September, 20123,855
My Dinner With Pinkie · 24th of September, 20122,143
Surprise! · 6th of July, 20122,699
A Party to Remember · 8th of July, 20123,991
Morning in Ponyville · 20th of July, 20123,548
An Afternoon With Twi · 24th of July, 20122,751
Ponies Tell the Best Tales · 3rd of August, 20123,410
Rarity Works Her Magic · 12th of November, 20123,875
Meet the Crusaders · 27th of November, 20124,352
A Chat with Applejack · 24th of September, 20123,881
Ironmane · 14th of August, 20122,446
Derpy Hooves· 17th of August, 20123,238
Where oh Where Has Our Scootaloo Gone? · 23rd of August, 20123,613
Into the Forest · 31st of August, 20122,682
Zecora of the Everfree · 2nd of September, 20122,561
What to Do for Scootaloo · 4th of September, 20122,987
Scootaloo's Tale · 9th of September, 20123,425
My Best Pony Pal, Pinkie Pie · 12th of September, 20122,865
How to Find a Mommy · 15th of September, 20122,032
I-de-a! · 14th of September, 20122,627
Scootaloo's New Home · 28th of September, 20122,768
The Great and Powerful Trixie · 26th of September, 20124,921
Melody and Heartstrings · 18th of October, 20123,221
The Calm Before the Plunge · 12th of October, 20123,954
The Q&A · 12th of November, 20127,935
An Attempt at Peace, Failed · 2nd of December, 20125,316
A Nightmare to End All · 9th of December, 20124,138
*Alternate POV* Nocturnal Doings · 17th of December, 20125,503
Letters, Bullies, and Harvesting · 22nd of December, 20125,419
Dinky Hooves, Cutie Mark Crusader · 11th of January, 20134,128
A Night On the Lanes · 14th of January, 20134,847
The Complicated History of a Showpony · 20th of January, 20135,840
A Step Toward Home · 23rd of January, 20134,782
A Day at the Spa · 5th of February, 20135,925
The Running of the Leaves · 19th of February, 20136,511
Off to Canterlot · 4th of March, 20135,250
An Inside Tour of Canterlot · 8th of March, 20132,886
A Meeting with Her Majesty · 10th of March, 20135,238
Last Evening in Canterlot · 17th of March, 20133,764
A New Home · 21st of March, 20135,215
A New Home Means New Neighbors · 26th of March, 20133,456
Cider Season · 1st of April, 20135,409
A Great and Powerful Argument · 4th of April, 20134,057
*Alternate POV* That Same Friday · 6th of April, 20134,371
Pinkie Pie's Homecoming · 7th of April, 20134,578
Tribune and Trixie · 7th of April, 20134,536
The Sick and Bedridden Trixie · 13th of April, 20133,416
What to Do, What to Do · 18th of April, 20134,844
Dolly Tribune's Big Scoop · 27th of April, 20135,431
Reparations Made · 6th of May, 20136,072
It Was a Dark and Stormy Day... · 10th of May, 20133,590
Welcome Back! · 19th of May, 20135,477
Cutie Mark Crusaders Pirates · 27th of May, 20135,786
On the Way to Recovery · 31st of May, 20135,188
Preparing for Nightmare Night · 8th of June, 20134,533
Slumber Party at Dave's · 14th of June, 20136,521
Trixie's Revenge · 14th of June, 20133,857
Nightmare Night · 19th of June, 20137,632
The Round Table · 30th of June, 20135,882
Operation: Car · 8th of July, 20133,509
The Haggler's Way to A Better Bargain · 20th of July, 20133,849
Raising The Bits: Week 1 · 24th of July, 20134,495
*Alternate POV* Evening Happenings · 28th of July, 20133,089
Happy Not-Quite Birthday! · 4th of August, 20135,765
Raising the Bits: Week 2 · 17th of August, 20137,813
Babysitting Sweetie Belle · 24th of August, 20135,843
The Best-Laid Plans of Foals and Men · 31st of August, 20131,895
To Catch a Thief · 2nd of September, 20133,098
The Rainbow Avenger · 11th of September, 20134,116
The Junior Derby · 12th of September, 20136,195
First Day of Winter · 24th of September, 20133,329
Bonbons and Bunnies · 2nd of October, 20135,336
*Alternate POV* That Same Winter Evening · 13th of October, 20133,141
Essays and Ice Skating · 16th of October, 20135,125
First Day of Work · 24th of October, 20135,083
Unexpected Meetings · 30th of October, 20135,016
Scales and Arpeggios · 9th of November, 20134,246
Shopper's Anxiety · 1st of December, 20133,698
Gathering Gift Ideas · 24th of December, 20134,698
Shopping and Piano Practice · 24th of December, 20133,435
A Busy Sunday · 6th of January, 20144,657
Canterlot Shopping Spree · 6th of February, 20145,465
*Alternate POV* Winter Doings · 7th of February, 20142,549
Return to Ponyville · 26th of February, 20144,615
Hearth's Warming Eve · 28th of February, 20147,495
An Un-Equestrian Child · 11th of March, 20146,501
Hearth's Warming Day · 9th of April, 20146,596
A Full Day · 2nd of May, 20144,353
New Year's Eve · 20th of May, 20146,180
Post-New Year's Weekend · 19th of September, 20145,541
A Very Full Monday · 30th of September, 20143,939
A Trip to Cloudsdale · 10th of October, 20146,660
*100th Chapter Special* *Alternate POV* Codfish · 21st of November, 20144,219
The Crystal Empire · 5th of February, 20155,234
An Evening Talk with Celestia · 12th of February, 20156,341
A Busy Week in Canterlot · 4th of April, 20154,518
Reunion, and Off Once More · 4th of May, 20153,559
A Devious Plot · 4th of June, 20152,031
The Empire At Last · 19th of July, 20153,102
Back to Ponyville · 22nd of September, 20154,983
Speech Prep · 11th of November, 20153,217
The Speech · 17th of November, 20152,614
*Alternate POV* A Hooves' Day Out · 6th of January, 20165,207
A Day with Pinkie Pie · 4th of February, 20166,692
Solitude, Skeet Shooting, and Sickness · 8th of March, 20164,762
Off to the Lounge · 26th of March, 20162,752
The Brimstone Lounge · 13th of April, 20165,390
Post-Grand Opening Excitement · 4th of May, 20165,029
Back to Work at Bon Bon's · 3rd of June, 20162,780
Hearts and Hooves Day · 10th of June, 20163,955
A Brief Lull · 20th of July, 20166,429
Dinner with the Pies · 17th of August, 20163,543
First Day On the Farm · 23rd of August, 20165,176
*Alternate POV* Doings Elsewhere · 13th of September, 20165,838
Albums and Archeology · 28th of September, 20164,082
Last Days on the Farm · 14th of October, 20164,892
Sunday, Busy Sunday · 18th of November, 20165,043
Last Week of Winter · 9th of January, 20174,189
Revelations on the Last Day of Winter · 15th of January, 20173,799
Winter Wrap Up · 12th of March, 20176,543
Spring Has Sprung · 24th of April, 20174,094
Crazy Sunday · 2nd of September, 20175,958
*Alternate POV* Rainy Day Doings · 26th of November, 20175,270
Busy First Week of Spring · 26th of March, 20185,354
Concert Talk · 12th of June, 20184,692
Time with Twilight · 1st of October, 20186,047
Surprises Galore · 21st of December, 20184,445
Unexpected Revelations · 16th of August, 20193,544
Likes: 1461 Dislikes: 17
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Twilight Celestia Luna
Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover. The continue screen.
Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover.
The continue screen.
Chapters
Likes: 1383 Dislikes: 26
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Slice of Life Twilight Celestia Luna Cadance Shining Armor
It's official. Twilight Sparkle is dead. Better luck next time, I guess.
It's official. Twilight Sparkle is dead.
Better luck next time, I guess.
Chapters
Likes: 1307 Dislikes: 27
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Slice of Life Twilight Derpy
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy 's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath. So what else could Derpy be faking?
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy 's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath.
So what else could Derpy be faking?
Chapters
Likes: 1227 Dislikes: 35
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Slice of Life Fluttershy Twilight Discord
After finding Discord hiding out in his closet, Twilight Sparkle soon learns the most horrible of truths about herself and the world surrounding her. And then she learns another truth. And another. And another.
After finding Discord hiding out in his closet, Twilight Sparkle soon learns the most horrible of truths about herself and the world surrounding her.
And then she learns another truth.
And another. And another. And...
Chapters
Likes: 1145 Dislikes: 71
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Second Person Crossover Human Twilight DJ P0N-3 Other Chrysalis Ms. Harshwhinny
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors.Do you want to join? Click here!
Chapters Prologue · 1st of January, 20151,405
Twilight Sparkle Is In Your Bed, Reading Playboy (Admiral Biscuit) · 1st of January, 20152,600
Vinyl Scratch is in Your Bed, Lighting it on Fire (Samey90) · 1st of January, 20151,571
Queen Chrysalis Is Disguised As Your Bed (Estee) · 1st of January, 20152,255
Star Swirl the Bearded Exiles your Bed to Another Dimension (Daedelean) · 2nd of January, 20152,580
Fluttershy is hiding under your bed (Hoopy McGee) · 2nd of January, 20151,711
Octavia is in your bed, drinking whiskey (Splat) · 2nd of January, 20151,582
Sonata Dusk Is In Your Bed, Eating Tacos (MythrilMoth) · 3rd of January, 2015858
A Swarm of Changelings is Under your Bed (Scarheart) · 3rd of January, 20152,339
Rainbow Dash Crashes Into Your Bed (Rinnaul) · 4th of January, 20151,667
Pinkie Pie is Playing Twister With Your Bed (Maxes Altho) · 4th of January, 20151,247
Cadance Poofs into Your Bed (Flutterpriest) · 5th of January, 20151,945
Ms. Harshwhinny Finds Your Bed Unsuitable For Hosting The Equestria Games (nemryn) · 5th of January, 2015146
Discord Turns Your Bed Into A Chocolate Raincloud (Chicago Ted) · 5th of January, 20151,566
Gamer Luna Is In Your Bed (Trolleroids) · 6th of January, 20152,614
Sweetie Belle Is Making Cereal In Your Bed (Just A Fabulous Cat) · 6th of January, 2015729
A Pony Is In Your Bed, What A Twist (Flutters Is Shy) · 6th of January, 20151,727
Rainbow Dash Is Eating Your Bed (warewolves) · 7th of January, 20151,328
Twilight Sparkle's Bed Is On Your Bed (defender2222) · 7th of January, 20151,061
Lyra Heartstrings is in Your Bed, Trying To Sleep Like a Human (HudsonHawk) · 8th of January, 20152,074
Spike is in Your Bed, Eating Your Doritos (Anonymoose) · 8th of January, 2015993
Doctor Hooves Has Crashed A Blue Box On Your Bed (shockwave7669) · 8th of January, 20151,117
Davenport Sells You A Bed (Alaborn) · 9th of January, 20151,122
King Sombra Is In Your Bed, Turning It Into Crystals (JumpingShinyFrogs) · 9th of January, 2015859
Button Mash Is In Your Bed, Pissing Off Hasbro (Ponyswamp) · 10th of January, 20151,799
A Chorus of Lyras Has Invaded Your Bedroom (FanOfMostEverything) · 10th of January, 20152,480
Seaponies Are Inside Your Bed. Inside It. It's A Waterbed. (Humanoid) · 11th of January, 20151,045
You are In Twilight Sparkle's Bed (TheGypsyBard) · 11th of January, 20151,250
King Sombra Is Smoking In Your Bed (Hoopy McGee) · 12th of January, 20151,785
Roseluck Sobers Up In Your Bed (Marcibel) · 12th of January, 20152,454
Knighty's Redecorated Your Bed And Now Everypony's Pissed (Dash The Stampede) · 12th of January, 2015711
Everypony Wants Your Bed (Shachza) · 13th of January, 20152,522
The CMC Tries To Get Your Bed Tattooed On Their Flanks (gabrek) · 13th of January, 2015510
Maud Pie Is Rocking Your Bed (Spirit Shift) · 13th of January, 20151,762
The Cutie Mark Crusaders are in your bed (and you're ignoring them) (Budget Player Cadet) · 14th of January, 2015773
The Cutie Mark Crusaders Try to Make Your Bed (sbloom85) · 14th of January, 2015919
Celestia Finds A Child In Her Bed (Paton Pendeng) · 15th of January, 20153,513
Shining Armor Is Commanding Your Bed (Sage Probo) · 15th of January, 2015750
Opal's In The Mattress And We Can't Get Her Out. (Estee) · 16th of January, 20153,199
There Must Be A Pony In Your Bed (Captain Moneybags) · 16th of January, 20151,095
The Cutie Mark Crusaders Redecorate Your Bedroom (Charelzzz) · 17th of January, 20151,901
Ahuizotl Is In Your Bed, Mistaking It For An Ancient Artifact (Nyerguds) · 19th of January, 20151,340
Princess Celestia Declares Your Bed To Be The Last Hope Of The Universe (General Liberator) · 21st of January, 20155,862
You Completely Fail To Notice Applejack Is In Your Bed (Bugsydor) · 21st of January, 2015707
A Self-Insert Is In Your Bed (warewolves) · 22nd of January, 2015524
Gilda is Hogging Your Bed, and Eating Your Chicken (theRedBrony) · 22nd of January, 20152,250
Queen Chrysalis Drains Your Bed of Its Love (nioniosbbbb) · 24th of January, 20151,947
Flim and Flam are Trying to Sell You Your Bed, Which is Definitely Not a Changeling (whizzball1) · 24th of January, 20151,425
Flash Sentry Is Guarding Your Bed (Half Dime) · 26th of January, 2015799
Rainbow Dash Makes Your Bed Run Red (gabrek) · 27th of January, 20151,649
M. A. Larson Is Ruined Your Bed (Anonymoose) · 28th of January, 2015344
Comparative Biology In Your Bed (Brumby_Run) · 29th of January, 20151,713
Steve Magnet Finds Your Bed Seriously Lacking in Style (libertydude) · 30th of January, 20155,419
A Nightmare Spirit is your Bed (Appletank) · 30th of January, 20152,368
Pinkamena is Violently Stabbing Your Bed (Maxes Altho) · 31st of January, 2015409
Lyra and Bon Bon Are in Your Bed, and You Need New Sheets (Marcibel) · 1st of February, 20151,745
Princess Celestia Tries To Lower The Sun From Your Bed (michaelb958) · 2nd of February, 20151,067
Flim and Flam are Trying to Sell Repairs for Your Bed (whizzball1) · 3rd of February, 20151,971
A Red and Black Alicorn OC Has Taken Over Your Bed (moviemaster8510) · 5th of February, 2015875
Derpy Delivers Your Nightstand (Brumby_Run)· 8th of February, 20151,054
Princess Cadance and Shining Armor Are On Your Bed (zakueins) · 9th of February, 20153,137
Octavia is Back on Your Bed After a Blow-Up With Vinyl (HudsonHawk) · 10th of February, 20151,751
Pumpkin and Pound Cake are in Your Bed, Being Babysitted! (Pickleless) · 12th of February, 20151,170
Shining Armor is in Your Bed, Having an Existential Crisis (RetroLord) · 13th of February, 20156,556
You Are In Your Bed, Hating Mondays (Dusty Sunrise) · 25th of February, 20151,081
Snowdrop Is Two Feet to the Left of Your Bed (Admiral Biscuit) · 4th of March, 20151,736
Rarity Has Just Redecorated Your Apartment (zakueins) · 11th of March, 20153,613
Bulk Biceps is Bench Pressing Your Bed (Level Dasher) · 15th of March, 2015744
Your Bed is in Your Bed, Pondering a Philosophical Dilemma (AShadowOfCygnus) · 19th of March, 20154,820
Lord Tirek Is Having A Hot Tub Party In Your Bed (Twiface) · 30th of March, 20151,476
A Bottle Of Strawberry Fanta Is In Your Bed, And It's Definitely Not Celestia's Fault (ocalhoun) · 13th of July, 20161,298
Death Is In Your Bed (Admiral Biscuit) · 31st of May, 20151,352
Likes: 1129 Dislikes: 92
MLP: FiM Sex Random Porn Second Person Human Diamond Tiara Silver Spoon CMCs Babs Seed Self Insert
You have been in equestria for a long time. What you notice as of late though is that some of the fillies in town are getting a little too friendly.
You have been living peacefully in Equestria for longer than you would like to admit. You have friends and made a rather nice life for yourself. Yeah, things are working out rather well for you. Except for one problem. You've noticed that the fillies you know are getting a little too close for comfort.
A series of self contained oneshots, featuring different fillies having consensual sex with an adult human male. Randomly selected based on how I feel.
Chapters Applebloom · 8th of July, 20135,727
Scootaloo · 20th of July, 20136,150
Babs Seed · 4th of August, 20135,745
Sweetie Belle · 9th of October, 20138,256
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon · 14th of January, 20149,633
Pumpkin Cake · 15th of January, 2014911
Derpy (DT & SS-verse Part 2)· 6th of March, 20142,561
Twilight · 5th of February, 201510,754
Luna (Twilight-verse Final) · 27th of September, 201526,467
Likes: 1022 Dislikes: 15
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Slice of Life Celestia Luna Discord
When Discord is left dying, Celestia asks if he has any last requests. What a silly thing of her to ask.
So it's finally happened. After being kicked in the shin by Celestia, Discord is officially dying. Now Celestia wants to know if he has any last requests before he goes.
What a silly, silly thing of her to ask.
Chapters
Likes: 1019 Dislikes: 51
MLP: FiM Adventure Random Crossover Alt. Universe Zecora OC Main 6
So, my friends and I woke up in this forest none of us recognize, and were scattered by these wooden dog things. Now I gotta find my friends before we get into any more trouble. Now if only I wasn't a foot tall, and can say more than "Eevee"....
This is a random thought that popped into my head one day. I figured I'd get it out now. Still don't quite know where this'll end up, so let's take this adventure together.
Character tags and categories will be added as needed.
Proofread by Zannblade.
Have any theories? Can't remember who is who? Fear not! Thanks to Adenbadens for starting up a Google docs to help with this. You can veiw it here. Beware, wild unmarked spoilers abound in the grass.
Now with a dramatic reading. Check it out here.
Chapters The Polite Thing to Do. · 21st of December, 2015343
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? · 22nd of December, 20151,485
If only there were Pokecenters.... · 24th of December, 20151,286
Sleep and Planning. · 4th of January, 20161,152
Tracking the Trackers Tracking Trackers. · 24th of July, 20163,175
What's in a Name? · 16th of September, 20161,997
To the Over Worked, and the Under Paid. · 17th of September, 20161,448
Voluntold. · 18th of September, 2016966
Bittersweet Candy · 19th of September, 20162,119
Nightmare Fallout. · 21st of September, 20161,302
Discoveries. · 21st of September, 20161,296
Dances with Eevees. · 22nd of September, 20162,060
Does This Still Count as Tree Sap? · 23rd of September, 20161,477
Taking Stock. · 24th of September, 20161,879
Testing Limits. · 7th of November, 20161,169
The Dog Days: Abes Nights, Bunny Secrets · 1st of April, 20171,083
Dog Days: Home on the Farm, Hot in the Kitchen · 10th of May, 20171,744
Dog Days: Midnight Confessions, Sunset Bonds. · 23rd of May, 20172,002
Be Like Water. · 25th of July, 20171,902
Desire Averted. · 9th of September, 20171,107
A Friend in Need.... · 14th of September, 20171,729
... Is a Friend Indeed. · 15th of September, 20171,667
Preparations. · 19th of September, 20171,282
House of Confessions. · 22nd of September, 20172,394
Painful Addition. · 14th of October, 20172,380
Dog Days: Ya Know What This Calls For? · 21st of October, 20171,298
Greed's Excess Part 1 · 26th of October, 20171,005
Greed's Excess Part 2 · 26th of October, 20171,475
Aquarius. · 27th of October, 20171,550
Dog Days: A Semi-Serious Sililoquy. · 1st of November, 20171,939
To Sleep, Perchance To Dream. · 11th of November, 20171,931
Letters To An Old Friend. · 15th of November, 2017577
Reacting to the Unforeseen. · 22nd of November, 20171,898
Racing Dynamos. · 26th of November, 20171,992
Pillow Talk. · 4th of December, 20171,159
Planning for Sleep. · 17th of January, 20181,210
Tempting Fate. · 8th of March, 20181,321
Murphy Hates Me. · 14th of March, 20182,183
Oops, I broke It.... · 15th of March, 20181,738
Me, Myself, and I · 21st of March, 20181,771
Winter's F*cked Up. · 12th of April, 20181,864
The Worst Feeling of Déjà Vu. · 4th of May, 20181,470
Wake Up Call. · 10th of May, 20181,379
Bonus: Mother's Delight. · 13th of May, 2018548
Return of the Green. · 22nd of May, 20181,017
Mumbo Leo. · 23rd of May, 20181,934
The Butterfly Flaps. · 1st of June, 20181,692
Thunderstruck. · 2nd of June, 20181,603
Electric Pincushion. · 6th of June, 20181,209
Play Date. · 6th of June, 20181,322
The Hurricane Became A Firestorm. · 6th of June, 20181,917
Cinders to Ashes. · 7th of June, 20182,711
Bonus: Odd Utility. · 8th of June, 2018552
Dark Specialty. · 8th of June, 20181,273
To Follow the Beat of One's Own Drum. · 9th of June, 20181,726
Forging New Bonds. · 10th of June, 20182,287
Remember: Get the Message First! · 16th of June, 20181,071
Bonus: Father's Pride. · 17th of June, 2018539
We Do What We Must, Because We Can. · 17th of June, 20181,343
"Do Not Think of How It Works. Just Do It." · 19th of June, 20181,050
Theory Crafting. · 22nd of June, 20181,654
Bonus: The One Thing. · 23rd of June, 20181,026
Entanglement. · 27th of June, 20181,147
Stopgap Measures. · 29th of June, 20181,837
Gort! · 11th of July, 20181,722
Like Elmer's! · 13th of July, 20181,336
Side Effects Include: · 14th of July, 20181,496
Dog Days: Leg Work. · 27th of September, 20181,451
A Night at the Castle. · 24th of October, 20181,172
Back to Town. · 2nd of March, 20191,116
The Squeezy! · 5th of March, 20191,434
But... The Squeezy... · 7th of March, 20191,449
We're All Just a Little Crazy. · 8th of March, 20191,609
So, Three Speedsters Go to the Park... · 14th of March, 20191,107
Leo Lancer and the Reading Rainbow. · 15th of March, 20191,759
Dog Days: Love Sick · 21st of March, 20191,135
"If Only, If Only." The Mockingbird Cried. · 12th of April, 20191,610
Earthen Resolve. · 13th of April, 20191,705
Theories of the Mind. · 15th of April, 20191,703
The Practical Side of Things. · 18th of April, 2019992
Bonus: The Hammer and Anvil. · 19th of April, 2019900
End of the Royal Sleepover. · 21st of May, 20191,717
Spreading Contact. · 8th of June, 20191,060
Stick That Feather in Your Cap! · 4th of July, 2019976
Star Rise. · 8th of July, 20191,664
Nimbus! ... Nimbus? · 9th of July, 20191,249
First Cracks. · 21st of July, 20191,322
A Kernal of Knowledge. · 28th of July, 20191,526
A Kernal of Truth. · 2nd of August, 20191,084
Returned from the Ashes. · 11th of August, 20191,347
Restyled Phoenix. · 15th of August, 20191,086
It's a Not-A-Date! · 23rd of August, 20191,249
Why Am I Your Conscience? · 2nd of September, 20191,301
Yomegalovania. · 20th of September, 20191,940
3, 2, 1, Smash! · 27th of September, 20192,509
Luncheon with Dragons. · 29th of September, 20193,429
The Express Way Home. · 30th of September, 20191,692
Who's Bringing the Donuts? · 7th of October, 20191,498
You Are Family. · 13th of October, 20191,147
Every Parent Has Been There... · 22nd of October, 20191,050
Destello de la Luna. · 26th of October, 20191,527
Rules for a Reason. · 4th of November, 20191,132
Bonus: The Rubber Ducky Principle. · 18th of November, 2019452
The Equestrian Rain Dance. · 12th of December, 20191,909
Bonus: A Wish. · 21st of December, 2019497
Hope For the Future. · 29th of December, 20191,577
Dog Days: Imprints and Inspiration. · 17th of January, 20201,116
Dog Days: Semblances. · 25th of January, 20201,885
Let the Race Begin Again! · 31st of January, 2020939
We Really Need a Lakitu at These Things... · 2nd of February, 20201,088
Abes' Results. · 12th of February, 20202,045
Getting Closer. · 26th of February, 20201,273
They Baked a Pretty Cake. · 25th of March, 20201,577
Not Quite a Locked Room Mystery. · 16th of May, 20201,289
Reconciliations. · 29th of May, 20201,941
Another One?! · 23rd of June, 20201,666
Dog Days: Wondering Minds. · 9th of July, 20201,738
Dog Days: Bamf · 9th of July, 20201,971
Dog Days: Exercises of the Mind. · 27th of July, 20201,873
Matching Pair. · 22nd of August, 20201,314
Can We Skip It This Month? · 7th of September, 20201,103
Dog Days: Developing Terror. · 6th of October, 20201,613
One of These Months, the Darn Things'll Work. · 23rd of November, 20201,468
Introducing Traditions · 27th of November, 20201,299
Jubilant Winters Passes into Somber Springs. · 18th of January, 20211,994
The Invitation Was Lost Before It Got To Derpy , Oddly Enough... · 30th of January, 20211,500
A Canterlot Invasion: Prelude To Disaster. · 2nd of February, 20212,807
A Canterlot Invasion: Strategy Meeting. · 4th of February, 20211,645
A Canterlot Invasion: Right for all the Wrong Reasons. · 5th of February, 20211,843
A Canterlot Invasion: The Hound of Luna. · 8th of February, 20211,119
A Canterlot Invasion: Strike Through. · 12th of February, 20211,541
A Canterlot Invasion: Lightning Strikes · 21st of February, 20211,561
A Canterlot Invasion: Element Blitz · 25th of February, 20211,265
A Canterlot Invasion: Star Fall · 27th of February, 20211,793
A Canterlot Invasion: Love Bomber · 7th of March, 20211,662
A Canterlot Invasion: Aftershocks. · 16th of March, 20211,401
A Canterlot Invasion: Slip Away. · 17th of May, 20211,302
Likes: 1019 Dislikes: 54
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Spitfire Derpy DJ P0N-3 Main 6
All mares in Equestria go through a very special time every now and again. In these stories, we will see a few lucky people who get to experience these moments first hand.
Equestrian mares; they are cute, adorable, and drop dead sexy. Every mare goes through a very special time every now and again. A time when they need a certain kind of companionship that normal friendship just won't satisfy. In this on going series, we will get to see a few lucky individuals that get to experience these heated moments with some of our most favorite mares first hand.
(Featured on 9/7/13. Thanks all you dirty, sexy, readers you!)
Chapters Table of Contents, Prologue · 22nd of March, 2014498
Scratching Vinyl's Itch · 7th of September, 20136,286
Roleplaying with Rarity · 7th of September, 20134,181
Spitfire is all wet · 7th of September, 20135,284
Fleur Plucks a Cherry · 9th of September, 20135,781
Dirtyshy · 17th of September, 20137,373
Baking Pinkie's Pie · 16th of October, 20138,547
Sad, Silly, Sexy, Storm. · 28th of October, 201311,433
The Mare in the woods · 11th of November, 20138,592
Making love to the Camera · 9th of December, 20137,476
Drunk and Horny! · 1st of January, 20146,395
Cello Lessons · 19th of January, 20148,791
In the Heat of The Sun · 18th of March, 20149,837
Likes: 984 Dislikes: 38
MLP: FiM Dark Adventure Comedy Random Crossover Discord Main 6
Harry Dresden must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot by the Order of the Blackened Denarius
Crossover with the Dresden Files. Sequel to Forever!
For his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must travel to the land of cute little cartoon ponies to stop a plot by the Order of Blackened Denarius that threatens both Earth and Equestria.
Warning: Includes massive spoilers for the Dresden Files series up through Ghost Story .
Chapters Grab Pinkie's Tail, Madness Ensues · 1st of April, 20126,149
Sanity is Overrated · 8th of February, 20127,525
Up Horse Apple Creek Without a Paddle · 7th of May, 20125,865
But Thou Must! · 10th of February, 20124,666
The Epic Battle of Epicness · 11th of February, 20129,254
Darth Dresden and the Distinct Lack of Pony · 14th of February, 20128,871
Single Rainbow all the way Across the Sky · 18th of February, 20127,802
Hold onto your Hooves, Harry is About to be Brilliant! · 28th of March, 20127,437
Harry Almost Dies ... Again. · 3rd of April, 201210,290
Harry's Best Day Ever · 12th of April, 201211,772
Returning to Equestria · 26th of April, 201211,469
Rainbow Dash Finally Finds the Spy · 28th of April, 201211,604
The Name is Hooves. Derpy Hooves. · 11th of June, 20128,362
Well, this Could Lead to some Future Awkwardness... · 13th of May, 20128,188
The Hero's Choice · 22nd of May, 20123,191
The Aftermath · 29th of May, 20125,194
Nopony Messes with a Mama Bear · 14th of June, 20125,485
When All This is Over, Harry Will Have a Friendship Report to Write · 9th of July, 20129,464
Harry's Plan Goes as Well as His Plans Usually Do · 26th of July, 20128,885
Harry Just Doesn't Know What Went Wrong · 3rd of August, 20129,523
Harry Tries to Break the Multiverse · 19th of August, 201210,348
Taking Earth Back · 6th of September, 201211,364
Opening Shots · 10th of October, 201210,903
Harry Nearly Suffers the Worst Death Ever · 9th of December, 201211,757
The Maw of Madness · 4th of December, 20126,745
The Showdown · 16th of December, 201210,829
Epilogue · 17th of December, 20121,029
Likes: 956 Dislikes: 97
MLP: FiM Violence Profanity Adventure Comedy Random Crossover Alt. Universe Spike OC Other Main 6 Chrysalis
Based on the Tumblr blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to Dan Vs. and My Little Pony. The continuing adventures of Dan, Fluffle Puff and all their friends updated every Saturday.
Based on the blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to these wonderful characters. The continuing adventures of Dan, Chrys, Twilight and all their friends in Equestria updated weekly on Saturdays. Directed by Michael Hay.
Dan has lived most of his life with a low budget, and now he's teaching ponies to do the same. Whether it's revenge schemes or get rich quick schemes, he seems to have all the answers... even if he has to steal them from somepony else.
Chapters Pilot/Episode 1: The Spectacular Origin Story- Dan Vs. The Airlines · 10th of August, 20139,658
Episode 2: Dan Vs. Trixie · 31st of August, 20139,441
Episode 3: Dan Vs. DJ Pon-3 · 21st of September, 201313,746
Episode 4: Dan Vs. The Crazy Train · 10th of November, 201320,355
Episode 4 Outtakes · 5th of January, 2014586
Episode 5: Dan Vs. Canterlockdown · 12th of January, 201423,786
Episode 6: Danifest Mestiny- Dan Vs. A Canterlot Anniversary · 9th of March, 201441,774
Episode 7: Dan Vs. The Flim Flam Bros. · 14th of June, 201428,879
Episode 8: Dan Vs. Derpy Hooves · 16th of August, 201424,799
Episode 9: The Halloween Special- Dan Vs. The Day of the Spa · 19th of October, 201426,369
Episode 10: Christmayhem- Dan Vs. Christmas in Equestria · 7th of December, 201443,044
Episode 11: You Just Got Turned About! Dan Vs. An Ace Attorney · 19th of April, 20151,432
Strategy Games · 26th of April, 20154,209
A Glimpse of The Future · 3rd of May, 20152,577
BBC Equestria · 10th of May, 20151,792
Social Reform · 17th of May, 20151,125
Let's All Be Really Uncomfortable Together · 24th of May, 20152,057
Lightning's Clause · 31st of May, 20151,451
Dad's Magic · 2nd of June, 20153,556
Gear City · 7th of June, 20151,679
Dan's Decision · 14th of June, 20154,322
Segway · 21st of June, 20151,882
Cheese…Cake · 28th of June, 20153,048
The Black Box · 5th of July, 20151,961
Heart, Mind and Spirit · 12th of July, 20153,822
Director's Orders · 19th of July, 20151,130
Dad's Job · 25th of July, 20151,929
Episode 8 Bonus Scene: Enter The Enclave!- Dan Vs. Captain Springer · 24th of July, 20155,375
A. Turned to Stone, B. Banished to the Moon, or C. Cardboard Box · 2nd of August, 20153,194
Battle of Oasis pt.1: Over-Zeal-ous · 3rd of August, 2015681
Big Fountain- New World Blues · 6th of August, 20151,166
Familiar In All The Worst Ways · 9th of August, 20151,727
Good Cop/Bad Cop · 16th of August, 20154,282
Episode 7 Bonus Scene pt. 1: Phantom Lightning Power · 18th of August, 20151,863
Episode 7 Bonus Scene pt. 2: Shock and Awe- Lightning Claw Vs. Discord! · 19th of August, 20153,511
Court Disappointed · 23rd of August, 20151,909
Judge, Jury and Guy Who Will Strangle You · 30th of August, 20152,056
The Court Finds You Adorable · 6th of September, 20151,192
Admission of Intermission · 13th of September, 20151,410
Carrying Out the Sentence · 20th of September, 20151,477
Amend That! · 27th of September, 20151,803
Ace Attorney-tar: The Last Care Lender · 4th of October, 20151,751
Battle of Oasis pt. 2: Yes, We Have Those · 6th of October, 20154,396
Explosive Details · 11th of October, 20151,834
If I Was Into That Sort of Military-Grade High Explosive Thing · 18th of October, 20152,071
Resolved · 25th of October, 20152,119
To The Edge of Tomorrow · 1st of November, 20151,433
Signal Strength · 8th of November, 20156,387
Message Sent: Dan Vs. Vice Grip · 10th of November, 20152,373
Free and Clear · 15th of November, 20151,206
Let's All Go Break More Stuff Together · 22nd of November, 20153,214
Mirror Episode 1: Vice Grip Vs. The Solar Empire · 29th of November, 20153,488
Mirror Darkly: Another 'Fun' Night in the Glorious Solar Empire · 5th of December, 20154,553
Mirror Darkly: Treacherous Times · 13th of December, 20153,057
Mirror Darkly: Doctor's Orders · 17th of December, 20153,855
Mirror Darkly: Above All Else · 20th of December, 20151,390
Mirror Darkly: Do No Harm · 27th of December, 20152,068
Mirror Darkly: And Don't Touch Me · 3rd of January, 20162,036
Mirror Darkly: A Flying Buck · 10th of January, 20161,975
Mirror Darkly: Shimmerlands · 17th of January, 20164,045
Mirror Darkly: ALT · 24th of January, 20163,180
Mirror Darkly: Where We're Different · 28th of January, 20167,120
Episode 13: Dan Vs. Prince Blueblood · 31st of January, 20161,168
Design Flaws · 7th of February, 20162,322
Matter of Time · 14th of February, 20162,757
To Disown the Skies · 15th of February, 2016655
Danmocratic Rafpublic · 18th of February, 20162,527
A Little Something from Everywhere · 21st of February, 20162,074
Home/Homeland Security · 24th of February, 20163,127
Danplomatic Relations · 28th of February, 20161,223
Practical use of Resources · 6th of March, 20162,067
Princess Blueblood · 13th of March, 20162,217
Dressed to Oppress · 20th of March, 20161,792
Bonus Chapter: The Gold Baron · 21st of March, 20165,958
Dan beats the crap out of Prince Blueblood with a Car Phone · 27th of March, 20161,604
NOW That's What I Call Tyranny volume 1 · 3rd of April, 20162,069
Hate in an Elevator · 6th of April, 20161,274
Subjugation with a Smile · 7th of April, 20164,064
Auntie will Fix It · 10th of April, 20162,653
The Whole Scumbag Fleet · 12th of April, 20162,410
Outhouse'd · 17th of April, 20161,496
Ion the Prize · 24th of April, 20162,360
I Siege What You Did There · 30th of April, 20162,364
We Have the Dog from Duck Hunt · 7th of May, 20161,390
The Wrong Kind of Dependable · 11th of May, 20163,201
A Prince of Equestria · 15th of May, 20162,173
Schemejerks' How to Fix Your Ion Cannon · 19th of May, 20161,153
Something Strong · 19th of May, 2016510
Heroic · 22nd of May, 20162,187
Patriot · 29th of May, 20164,131
Interlude Part 1: One Night in GTMO · 5th of June, 20162,703
Interlude Part 2: Wonderstruck · 11th of June, 20163,791
Interlude Part 3: Upping the Unethical · 19th of June, 20164,520
Interlude Part 4: Peace Prevails · 26th of June, 20163,021
Episode 14 Intro · 27th of June, 20161,870
Episode 14: Operation Sucker Punch- Dan Vs. Daring Do · 3rd of July, 20162,844
Operation Sucker Punch: Came Outta Nowhere · 10th of July, 20162,187
OSP: The Wind-Up · 17th of July, 20162,015
OSP: And The Pitch · 24th of July, 20162,774
OSP: Hitting Home · 31st of July, 20162,053
Zuloser · 2nd of August, 20163,374
RE · 2nd of August, 2016480
OSP: Truth or Daring · 7th of August, 20162,929
OSP: Interception Play · 13th of August, 20161,846
OSP: Daring Duped · 18th of August, 20163,622
OSP: Never Saw it Coming · 21st of August, 20162,451
OSP: The Gloves are Comin' Off · 23rd of August, 20162,601
OSP: And The Pants are Goin' Down · 27th of August, 20164,300
This entire chapter just has Dan beating the crap out of the Enclave · 4th of September, 20162,899
The Director Approaches · 11th of September, 20162,477
OSP: Boss Battle 1- Solo Action · 18th of September, 20162,095
Your Enclave: Dan Vs. General Sharp Winter · 25th of September, 20163,032
Who We Were: Dan Vs. The Director · 2nd of October, 20163,993
The Enclave Exchange? · 9th of October, 20161,387
What We Leave Behind · 16th of October, 20163,350
From Suck to Blow · 23rd of October, 20161,451
The Last Thing Daring Would Do · 24th of October, 20161,532
The Last Thing Daring Would Do pt. 2 · 27th of October, 20162,294
OSP: Diversionary Tactics · 30th of October, 20161,590
OSP: Remote Control · 6th of November, 20161,734
OSP: Mission Statement · 13th of November, 20163,080
Flashback: When Sorry Doesn't Say Enough · 15th of November, 20162,022
OSP Final: Plan on Daring · 20th of November, 20163,827
Episode 15 Intro · 27th of November, 20162,326
Zulu: Sticks and Stones · 4th of December, 20163,708
Zulu: Love and Loss · 11th of December, 20162,409
Episode 14 Bonus Chapter: The Secret of Harmony · 16th of December, 20165,447
Zulu: Something Groovy This Way Comes · 18th of December, 20162,648
Zulu: Ancients and Aliens · 25th of December, 20161,352
Zulu: I cannot tell a lie, man · 1st of January, 20171,828
Zulu: Jerkstock · 8th of January, 20173,278
Zulu: Ronald Reagan's Revenge · 15th of January, 20172,402
Zulu: Taking it Outside · 22nd of January, 20172,145
Harbinger · 27th of January, 20174,514
Zulu: Silicon Valley Vs. Haight-Ashbury · 29th of January, 20171,773
Zulu: I Am Deterrence · 5th of February, 20172,963
Zulu: Funpredictable · 12th of February, 20171,827
Pets and Projects · 16th of February, 20171,493
Zulu: Hair-Trigger · 19th of February, 20172,037
Zulu: Invaders and Survivors · 26th of February, 20173,615
Zulu: A Series of Unfortunate Defense · 4th of March, 20174,218
Zulu: The Danhattan Project · 12th of March, 20172,838
Zulu: Last Ditch · 19th of March, 20172,989
Zulu: Blessed Are The Peace Walkers · 26th of March, 20172,532
Zulu: Gonna take some time to do the things we never had · 2nd of April, 20173,039
Zulu: Lost in Translation Woods · 9th of April, 20172,330
Zulu Final: Veni Vidi Versus · 16th of April, 20171,559
Zulu Epilogue: According to Legend · 23rd of April, 20171,331
Episode 16 Preview(Meaning Tomorrow) · 29th of April, 2017448
Episode 16: Journey to the Center of Douchebagcentral- Dan Vs. The Gear Factory · 30th of April, 20172,597
Central: Just in Case · 7th of May, 20171,506
The King and Queen of Equestria · 11th of May, 20171,395
I guess he approves this message? · 13th of May, 2017815
Central: Properly Equipped · 14th of May, 20171,435
Central: Serving Breakfast · 21st of May, 20172,805
Revelation: What the Director said to Lightning Claw · 22nd of May, 20171,647
Central: An Unstable Stable · 28th of May, 20171,928
Central: Running in The 80s · 4th of June, 20171,396
Proverb · 10th of June, 20171,604
Central: A-Hole in the Ground · 11th of June, 20171,617
Central: Caution: Evil At Work · 18th of June, 20172,660
Central: Spoonful of Treachery · 25th of June, 20171,901
Central: Belly of the Beast · 2nd of July, 20171,175
Central: Full-Silver Jacket · 8th of July, 20171,392
Some Are Silver · 16th of July, 20173,232
Central: Phoenix Kills An Unimportant Character · 23rd of July, 20171,499
Central: Boss · 30th of July, 20172,339
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 1- Sacrifices Were Made · 6th of August, 20171,041
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 2- Changes Were Made · 12th of August, 20171,612
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 3: Plans Were Made · 20th of August, 20171,965
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 4- Escapes Were Made · 27th of August, 20171,965
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 5- Attempts Were Made · 3rd of September, 20171,400
Central: The Fiery InferNOPE Part 6- You Could Have it Made · 9th of September, 20171,560
The Fiery InferNOPE Final: Rocked to the Core · 17th of September, 20172,731
Central: Ark · 24th of September, 20172,178
Central: There Will Always Be Two · 1st of October, 20171,370
Central: And Two and Two Go Together · 8th of October, 20171,765
Twilight Makes a Decision, Tea is Served, and Everybody Gets a Sword · 15th of October, 20172,076
Central: Could Go Either Way · 22nd of October, 20171,385
Central: Avertin' Dat Doom · 29th of October, 20173,333
Central: Regretfully Saving the World · 5th of November, 20171,911
Central: Two Cartons of Orange Juice and Two Hours · 12th of November, 20172,686
Central: Motivations · 19th of November, 20171,942
Central Final: Dan with a Plan · 26th of November, 20171,773
Episode 17: A Last Resort- Dan Vs. The Seaponies · 3rd of December, 20172,207
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Plan of Action · 10th of December, 20171,271
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Dam Sea Ponies · 17th of December, 20172,115
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Waterloo'd · 24th of December, 20172,438
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Round 2 · 31st of December, 20171,969
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Fish and Tank · 7th of January, 20182,096
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Nap Time · 14th of January, 20181,407
Tank · 21st of January, 20181,917
Ted · 23rd of January, 20181,117
Resort: Tip of the Trident- Tank Battle · 28th of January, 20183,317
Resort: Tip of The Trident- The Trident is Blunted! Ponyville's Defenses Hold Firm · 4th of February, 20183,142
Resort: Visionary · 11th of February, 20182,862
Resort: Who mayors the mayor? · 18th of February, 20182,467
Resort: Baited · 25th of February, 20183,065
Resort: Hello Dorkness, My Old Fiend · 4th of March, 20182,347
Resort: Dantastic Voyage · 10th of March, 20181,977
Resort: Dantastic Voyage- Lowlifes on the High Seas · 17th of March, 20182,379
Resort: Dantastic Voyage- Seasick · 25th of March, 20181,200
Resort: Dantastic Voyage- The Burial At Sea DLC Was Crap Anyway · 1st of April, 20182,358
Resort: TiDanic- My Hate Will Go On · 7th of April, 20182,135
Resort: Dantasy Island · 15th of April, 20181,332
Resort: Dantasy Island- Canterlantis · 22nd of April, 20182,191
Resort: Dantasy Island- Or Just Florida · 29th of April, 20182,070
Resort: Dantasy Island- Omnincompetence part 1 · 6th of May, 20183,127
Resort: Dantasy Island- Omnincompetence part 2 · 13th of May, 20182,142
Mirror Dorkly · 20th of May, 20183,071
Mirror Dorkly: Empire-in-Exile · 27th of May, 20183,248
Mirror Dorkly: You AND Your Fascist Horse World Problems · 3rd of June, 20182,087
Resort: Omnincompetence part 3 · 9th of June, 20181,409
Mirror Dorkly: The Invention of America · 17th of June, 20182,406
Mirror Dorkly: Fire and Ice · 24th of June, 20181,669
Mirror Dorkly: Working As Intended · 30th of June, 20182,516
Mirror Dorkly: Double Play · 8th of July, 20181,575
The Prodigal Sun · 2nd of July, 20182,331
Mirror Darker: What Took You So Long? · 15th of July, 20181,576
The Vacation Special Boss Battle! Phoenix Wright Vs. ??? · 22nd of July, 20182,038
Mirror Darker: Shadow of The Empire · 29th of July, 20182,399
Omnincompetence Part 4 · 5th of August, 20181,839
Mirror Mercy · 12th of August, 20182,511
Make Vs. Whole · 16th of August, 2018486
Mirrorpause · 19th of August, 20181,729
Resort: Heaven Holds A Place · 26th of August, 20182,414
Resort: Homecoming · 1st of September, 20181,994
The Once and Future · 8th of September, 20182,447
Plan X Part 1 · 16th of September, 20181,725
Plan X Part 2 · 22nd of September, 20181,205
Plan X Part 3 · 30th of September, 20181,676
Plan X Part 4 · 7th of October, 20181,965
Plan X Part 5 · 13th of October, 20181,068
Plan X Part 6 · 20th of October, 20181,739
Resort: Invitation · 28th of October, 20182,992
Resort: Overboard · 4th of November, 20181,977
Resort: So you got your own ninjas · 11th of November, 20181,843
Resort: Public Executions at the Bake Sale · 18th of November, 20181,328
Resort: Elemental Theory · 25th of November, 20181,355
Resort: We Were Friends · 2nd of December, 20181,489
Resort: All Fools · 9th of December, 20181,884
Resort Finale: Vacation Over · 16th of December, 20183,547
Episode 19: Rad Rice: Beyond Blunderdome- Dan Vs. Fallout Equestria · 23rd of December, 20182,707
Rad: Enter The Doctor · 30th of December, 20182,486
Rad: Dan Misses the Pone Depot · 6th of January, 20191,256
Rad: Black Market Payne · 13th of January, 20192,873
Rad: Mustard and Gas · 20th of January, 20191,061
Flashback: Barro'd Time · 27th of January, 20193,657
Rad: Shaped by the Shadows · 3rd of February, 20192,252
Rad: No Answer Means Yes · 10th of February, 20191,797
Rad: Unavoidable · 17th of February, 20192,107
Dan Vs. Boba Fett · 24th of February, 20192,628
Rad: Red Dots · 3rd of March, 20191,452
Rad: What Kept You? · 10th of March, 20192,697
Rad: Adding Fuel to the Failure · 17th of March, 20191,250
Rad: Hold The Line(Revenge Isn't Always On Time) · 24th of March, 20191,863
Rad: Stop That Train! Pt. 1 · 31st of March, 20191,116
Rad: Stop That Train! Pt. 2 · 7th of April, 20191,078
Rad: Stop That Train! Pt. 3 · 14th of April, 20191,481
Rad: Stop That Train! Pt. 4 · 21st of April, 20191,204
Moment with Cap and Chris · 22nd of April, 20191,550
Rad: Payne-Killer · 28th of April, 20191,103
Rad: Payne-Relief · 5th of May, 20191,199
Rad: Maybe New Jersey · 12th of May, 20191,402
Rad: Times Haven't Changed · 18th of May, 20191,815
Rad: UnStable · 26th of May, 20191,131
Rad: Cross Promotion · 2nd of June, 20192,679
Rad: An Underground Club With Fights but not Fight Club · 9th of June, 20191,714
Rad: Don't Call it Fight Club · 16th of June, 20191,719
Twilight's Test Pt. 1 · 23rd of June, 20191,913
Rad: But it's Basically Fight Club · 30th of June, 20192,215
Rad: Rise(and Fall) of the Machine · 7th of July, 20191,309
Rad: Phoenix Wrong: Disgrace Attorney · 14th of July, 20191,404
Flashback: Double-Cross Pt. 1 · 20th of July, 20191,965
Flashback: Double-cross Pt. 2 · 28th of July, 20191,966
Flashback: Rice Tortures Michael Hay · 4th of August, 20191,143
Rad: Atlas Hugged · 11th of August, 20191,480
Rad: Atlas, Drugged · 18th of August, 20191,112
Rad: Let's Go and Meet the Gator Fans · 24th of August, 20191,042
Flashback: Spirit of the Director · 27th of August, 20191,327
Rad: Thus Always to Gator Fans · 1st of September, 20191,685
Rad: Concessions Made · 7th of September, 20191,770
Rad: Underground Overtime · 15th of September, 20191,101
Rad: Dan Vs. Jaws · 21st of September, 20193,106
Rad: Escape Strategy · 29th of September, 20191,716
Rad: The Gates of New Troy · 6th of October, 20191,264
Rad: Treaties of Old! · 13th of October, 20191,521
Rad: Loot-iest Pet Shop · 19th of October, 20191,295
Twilight's Test Pt. 2: The Twi-enlightenmentening · 26th of October, 20191,972
Rad: Unorthodox Tactics and Dan's Old-fashioned Homemade Napalm · 2nd of November, 20192,008
Rad: Pink Troy'd- Another Prick in the Wall · 10th of November, 20191,063
Rad: Uncomfortably Dumb · 17th of November, 20191,307
Rad: Dork Side of the Moon · 23rd of November, 20191,188
Flashback: How Dan tried to cheer up Barro · 18th of November, 20191,518
Rad: Other Pink Floyd Reference · 1st of December, 20192,423
Rad: A Club With Guns But Not A Gun Club · 8th of December, 20191,601
Rad: Shared Dreams · 15th of December, 20192,978
Rad: Really Really Obviously A Trap · 22nd of December, 20191,562
The Negotiator · 24th of December, 20191,569
Rad: Off-Target · 29th of December, 20191,433
Rad: The Bipolar Express · 4th of January, 20201,275
Twilight's Test Pt. 3: Twilight's Triumph and Return · 12th of January, 20201,917
Rad: Pulp Fanfiction · 18th of January, 20201,768
Rad: A Classic Witch's Brew · 26th of January, 20201,166
Rad: Fallen, Fallen is Tambelon Pt. 1 · 2nd of February, 20202,095
Rad: Slice of Perfection · 9th of February, 20201,600
Rad: Fallen, Fallen is Tambelon Pt. 2 · 15th of February, 20201,421
Rad: People That Matter · 23rd of February, 20202,621
Rad: The Chapter Where Dan Actually Shoots Somebody · 1st of March, 20201,420
Rad: The Future Dies in The Present · 8th of March, 20202,091
Rad: Have it Both Ways · 15th of March, 20202,886
Episode 20: The Wrath of Dan- Dan Vs. Barro the Broadaster · 21st of March, 20201,798
Wrath: A Link For What Ails Ya! · 29th of March, 20201,532
Wrath: The Legend of ZelDan and Galaga · 5th of April, 20202,976
Wrath: What They Don't Tell You · 11th of April, 20201,081
Wrath: Fat Dog and Little Pony · 18th of April, 20202,548
Wrath: You're in the Splash Zone · 25th of April, 20201,717
Wrath: Off The Air · 2nd of May, 20202,824
Wrath: Donut, Steel · 9th of May, 20201,395
Wrath: Staircase to the Stars · 17th of May, 20201,094
Wrath: A Link To Harmony · 24th of May, 20201,667
Wrath: A Link To A Friend · 31st of May, 20201,918
Wrath: One Last Shot · 6th of June, 20201,008
Wrath: Fireworks and Ice · 13th of June, 20201,137
Flashback: The Man with Two Shadows · 10th of June, 20201,941
Wrath: Polarity Shift · 20th of June, 20201,100
Wrath: Equus Nova · 27th of June, 20201,232
Wrath: Final Boarding · 4th of July, 20201,125
Wrath: With A Bang · 11th of July, 20202,382
Wrath: The Surly Bonds · 18th of July, 20201,882
Wrath: Exaggerated · 25th of July, 20201,806
Wrath: Buck'd Rogers · 1st of August, 20201,525
Wrath: Babylautism 5 · 8th of August, 20201,369
Flashback: Barro Vs. Luna · 10th of August, 20201,550
Wrath: A Real Dogfight · 15th of August, 20201,344
Wrath: Life from Lifelessness · 23rd of August, 20202,099
Wrath: Flying Jerkus · 30th of August, 20201,176
Wrath: And That's How Flurry Heart Was Conceived In This Universe · 5th of September, 20201,249
Wrath: The Superior Intellect · 12th of September, 20201,925
Wrath: The Act of Creation · 19th of September, 20201,524
Wrath: No Moon · 26th of September, 20202,004
Wrath: Returning the Favor · 4th of October, 20201,138
Wrath: Oh Great, We're Alike · 10th of October, 20201,656
Wrath: Revenge Will Be Served · 18th of October, 20201,905
Wrath: Like a Picnic in Space · 24th of October, 20202,093
Wrath: What Bears Do On The Moon · 31st of October, 20201,179
Wrath: Timeless Truths Told · 8th of November, 20201,083
Wrath: In the Warmest Reunions · 14th of November, 20201,376
Wrath: Coldest Hearts · 22nd of November, 20204,318
Wrath: The Unforgiveable Act of Forgiveness · 29th of November, 20202,779
Flashback: Another Day in Another Universe · 23rd of November, 20201,898
Episode 21: Dan Vs. Errands · 5th of December, 20202,269
Errands: The Streets I Used To Own · 13th of December, 20202,102
Errands: Ahab and Nemo · 20th of December, 20201,103
Errands: News For You · 27th of December, 20202,234
Errands: That Is Everything Wrong With That · 3rd of January, 20212,694
Errands: Frenemies Closest · 10th of January, 20211,497
Errands: The Man Who Sold the World(A Time-Share) · 17th of January, 20211,763
Errands: Buyer Beware · 23rd of January, 20211,463
Errands: Dial "D" For Discord · 31st of January, 20211,912
Errands: The Exiles · 7th of February, 20211,805
Episode 15 Bonus Chapter: Vice Vs. Equestria's Finest · 1st of February, 20213,141
Errands: Supermarket · 13th of February, 20212,814
The Truth of All Elements · 16th of February, 20211,749
We're Having A Nice Evening · 21st of February, 20211,258
Errands: The Chapter Where Dan Goes Completely Insane · 28th of February, 20211,926
Errands: Lemme Tell Ya, Bustin' Makes Me Feel Nauseas · 7th of March, 20211,712
Errands: We Could Just Watch Cartoons · 9th of March, 20211,868
Errands: Nightfall · 13th of March, 20215,227
Errands: Grave Understandings · 21st of March, 20212,057
Errands: Dork Diplomacy · 27th of March, 20213,192
Errands: Priorities · 4th of April, 20212,713
Errands: The Breakdown · 10th of April, 20212,282
Episode 22: The Kingdom is Broke! Dan Vs. The National Debt · 17th of April, 20211,774
Broke: Famous Heinous · 25th of April, 20211,487
Broke: The Green New Zeal · 2nd of May, 20212,185
Broke: Again · 8th of May, 20212,458
Broke: Ice-cold Chicken · 15th of May, 20211,598
Broke: Spearing the Details · 22nd of May, 20211,904
Likes: 938 Dislikes: 24
MLP: FiM Sex Narcotics Violence Profanity Dark Comedy Random Crossover Human Celestia Derpy OC Main 6 Anon
To be able to live in Equestria, I have to perform a certain job. I have to be a checkpoint inspector. The princesses insisted that it’s because I’m good at it. I just think they know that I don’t like people/ponies/anyone that are stupid.
Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.
(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)
Cover Art by me.Here’s the sequel . People like it for some reason.
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Likes: 930 Dislikes: 14
MLP: FiM Random Twilight Celestia Luna OC
For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat. A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going?
For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat.
A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going from day to day?
And is Twilight Sparkle truly prepared to unearth such facts?
Artwork by davidsfire.
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Likes: 922 Dislikes: 36
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Derpy OC Other Bat Pony
It's a great irony that one of the most frightening things is telling that special someone how you feel. It's even worse for Jonathan, who's been through many-a situation that were much more stressful. He finds that words aren't always necessary.
Jonathan is no stranger to outside pressure and working under conditions that would make lesser men break from stress... but when it comes to the cutie-pie of a mailmare named Derpy Hooves, also one of his greatest friends, he's beside himself on how to approach conveying the feelings that have matured within him for the past several months. Not only has she been the greatest, most caring friend, but she's also incredibly adorable in her ways, enough to elicit the desire for Jonathan to want more between them.
...and that butt of hers doesn't help, especially since he's an 'ass man.'
With a little bit of reassurance from himself and another friend, he'll just have to casually ask the important question; just drop it in the middle of conversation like it's something simple. That's all there is to it... right?
-Oneshot clopfic with a side of cheesiness at the end. Pusspuss , Eppie Genetic , and Enigmatic Otaku . Edited by me.
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Likes: 894 Dislikes: 22
MLP: FiM Slice of Life Second Person Human Twilight Other Starlight Glimmer
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
Cover art by ElementOfFaith
Chapters Starlight Glimmer · 20th of December, 20165,446
Twilight Sparkle · 20th of January, 20174,436
Derpy Hooves· 7th of March, 20174,325
Rarity · 17th of May, 20174,359
Applejack · 18th of October, 20175,057
Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy · 29th of July, 20187,718
Rainbow Dash · 20th of February, 20196,316
Roseluck · 6th of November, 20195,497
Cheerilee · 30th of March, 20206,558
Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon · 19th of July, 20206,020
Spoiled Rich · 9th of August, 20205,429
Mrs. Cake · 17th of October, 20205,348
Cadance · 8th of December, 20205,223
Princess Luna (Part 1) · 29th of April, 20216,728
Princess Luna (Part 2) · 6th of May, 20212,875
Likes: 882 Dislikes: 39
MLP: FiM Sex Comedy Slice of Life Human Twilight Chrysalis Spa Ponies Anon
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks . Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time) the character with the most upvotes will be next ! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Audo Reading
Chapters 01. Lyra Heartstrings · 17th of October, 20201,686
02. Roseluck · 21st of October, 20202,099
03. Derpy · 21st of October, 20201,723
04. Zecora · 24th of October, 20203,392
05. Nurse Redheart · 6th of November, 20203,528
06. Fluttershy · 27th of November, 20203,501
07. Rarity · 24th of December, 20208,258
08. Rainbow Dash · 10th of January, 20213,833
09. Celestia · 6th of February, 202115,067
10. Chrysalis · 7th of February, 20214,731
11. Twilight · 1st of May, 20215,857
Likes: 807 Dislikes: 87
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Comedy Random Crossover Other
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up.
Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics
Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!
Proud Crossoveree with:
When Lightning Strikes
SPD Emergency
For the Emperor and the UNSC!
Maretropolis Ghoul
SAE- Sword Art Equestria
Open for other Crossovers
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Likes: 803 Dislikes: 9
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Twilight Rainbow Dash Pinkie Celestia Luna
While exploring Canterlot Castle, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash uncover a room filled with stone tablets connected to dials. Above each dial is the name of an alicorn. These couldn't possibly control an alicorn's power, could they?
While exploring Canterlot Castle, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash uncover a room filled with stone tablets connected to dials. Above each dial is the name of an alicorn they know.
These old things couldn't possibly control an alicorn's power, could they?
Only one way to find out.
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