TDeadpool in Equestria

on Fimfiction, by MrAquino

MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceComedyRandomCrossoverOther

Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up.
Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.

Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics

Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!

Proud Crossoveree with:

When Lightning Strikes

SPD Emergency

For the Emperor and the UNSC!

Maretropolis Ghoul

SAE- Sword Art Equestria

Open for other Crossovers

MAnon's Deep Tissue Massage

on Fimfiction, by Shakespearicles

MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightChrysalisSpa PoniesAnon

Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.

So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.

Now about that happy ending...

A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time) the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.

Audo Reading

EAffection Therapy

on Fimfiction, by Blazewing

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanTwilightOtherStarlight Glimmer

Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.

*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.

Cover art by ElementOfFaith

THand of the Ancients

on Fimfiction, by Starscribe

MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityAdventureSci-FiHumanDerpyLyraBon-BonDoctor Whooves

Since time immemorial, the Horn of Celestia has stood above the ancient northern glaciers. It is older than the Empire, older than Equestria itself. The tower carries many ancient legends, but the most credible is this: that during the time of strife, ponies sacrificed their greatest powers to come together into a single kingdom, committed to peace and friendship forevermore.

Lyra Heartstrings is convinced there is more to this story, and after years of preparation, she has arrived at the tower with an expedition of friends and fellow experts to discover the truth for herself. One way or another, she will discover the secrets concealed in the ancient horn, even if it costs her everything.

This story was written on my Patreon as a commission for HMage, but was one of the earliest casualties of the pandemic. As a result, only part 1 of 2 was written. There are roughly eleven chapters taking us to what was meant to be the halfway point of the story. At least for now, the story will end there--not as a painful cliffhanger, but before our heroes transition to the next phase of their adventure.

There are no plans to continue beyond that at this point. But it felt like a terrible shame that other people couldn't enjoy the story thus far.

Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, cover by Zutcha. The works.

EHearth’s Warming Trepidations

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeDerpyOtherDinky Hooves

Every year, Dinky is part of a big Hearth’s Warming gathering, and this year she impulsively decided to invite Lily Longsocks, her fillyfriend. Of course Derpy says yes; the more ponies, the merrier.

The only problem is, Dinky hasn’t mentioned that she and Lily are more than just friends, and she’s worried what Derpy might think.

This was written for Emotion Nexus as a part of Jinglemas 2020! For more information about Jinglemas, checkout our group!

TAdventures in the life of Beetle

on Fimfiction, by Symphony_in_152mm

MLP: FiMViolenceAdventureDramaSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseDerpyOCMain 6Changelings

Formerly known as: "Unexpected Adventures in the Life of a Changeling"

Zach was an average guy with an average, boring life. He went to work, paid his bills, and partook in what escapism he could get from videogames.

When he wished he could get something more out of life besides videogames and dead end part-time work, he didn't mean being transported to a world based on an old cartoon show that he was a fan of five years ago.

He especially didn't mean being turned into a ravenous, emotion eating, horse-shaped, insectoid.

Now he has to figure out how to live life as a Changeling and navigate an Equestria that doesn't seem to follow along with everything he remembered from the show. If he's lucky, maybe he can find a way back home, or at the very least, figure out how to "bug-pony"

TThe League of Sweetie Belles

on Fimfiction, by GMBlackjack

MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureDramaSci-FiCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseSweetie Belle

The League of Sweetie Belles was founded by a handful of Sweeties who decided they liked hanging out with each other. What started as a simple club for like-minded white unicorn mares turned into a complex organization with a lot of responsibility. One particular team of Sweetie Belle explorers have taken it upon themselves to explore the multiverse, delving into the lands of ponyfics and beyond.

(If you're not reading from the beginning and just want to look into one chapter relating to a particular story, the SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIAL: The Sweetie Personnel Files blog is your friend. Refer to it whenever you feel you lack context. But don't read the entire thing; use it to look up names.)

(Part of the Songs of the Spheres continuity, but you don't have to read that to understand this. This fic can never never be complete due to its episodic and open nature, and it may never update again—but who knows? As with all SotS stories, there's a Discord server)

Warnings are there since certain fics will require them when they are included. You won't get sex, death, or gore everywhere. You are likely to get violence and some profanity in many chapters.

-GM, master of Chronicles.

TEquestrian Eeveelution.

on Fimfiction, by Symphonicdysonince

MLP: FiMAdventureRandomCrossoverAlt. UniverseZecoraOCMain 6

So, my friends and I woke up in this forest none of us recognize, and were scattered by these wooden dog things. Now I gotta find my friends before we get into any more trouble. Now if only I wasn't a foot tall, and can say more than "Eevee"....

This is a random thought that popped into my head one day. I figured I'd get it out now. Still don't quite know where this'll end up, so let's take this adventure together.

Character tags and categories will be added as needed.

Proofread by Zannblade.

Have any theories? Can't remember who is who? Fear not! Thanks to Adenbadens for starting up a Google docs to help with this. You can veiw it here. Beware, wild unmarked spoilers abound in the grass.

Now with a dramatic reading. Check it out here.

TDan Vs. The Magic of Friendship(Season 1)

on Fimfiction, by Barrobroadcaster

MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityAdventureComedyRandomCrossoverAlt. UniverseSpikeOCOtherMain 6Chrysalis

Based on the blogs, youtube videos and all else relating to these wonderful characters. The continuing adventures of Dan, Chrys, Twilight and all their friends in Equestria updated weekly on Saturdays. Directed by Michael Hay.
Current Episode:
Episode 22: The Kingdom is Broke! Dan Vs. The National Debt:
When Equestria winds up flat broke, Dan takes charge to solve the kingdom's financial troubles. He assures his friends he's only going to use the most honest of practices and the most ethical of economic plans to help the nation recover. Naturally, no one believes him.

Dan has lived most of his life with a low budget, and now he's teaching ponies to do the same. Whether it's revenge schemes or get rich quick schemes, he seems to have all the answers... even if he has to steal them from somepony else.

MMares: Heated Moments

on Fimfiction, by The Clopist

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaSpitfireDerpyDJ P0N-3Main 6

Equestrian mares; they are cute, adorable, and drop dead sexy. Every mare goes through a very special time every now and again. A time when they need a certain kind of companionship that normal friendship just won't satisfy. In this on going series, we will get to see a few lucky individuals that get to experience these heated moments with some of our most favorite mares first hand.

(Featured on 9/7/13. Thanks all you dirty, sexy, readers you!)

MUncommon Ground

on Fimfiction, by David Silver

MLP: FiMViolenceDeathSci-FiSlice of LifeHumanOther

It all happened so suddenly. One moment everyone in the USA was living their life, then in the next they found themselves no longer on earth. For those living on the mainland, they were still together. Others were thrown to the ponies, or the griffons. It gets worse.

The president is in a panic, the entire government is. How can they not be? All connection to the known powers of the world, suddenly cut off. The stars in the sky are all wrong, but who has time for that? There is no more oil coming in, Alaska's production just... stopped. Are those people alive, or are they back on Earth?

Tags: War, Derpy

Written for a patron, Earthpatriot117

EDid You Know That I Love You?

on Fimfiction, by FamousLastWords

MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanDerpyOC

A commission for Not Enough Coffee.

Sometimes we all need a pick-me-up. When Derpy's husband is in need of one, she's there to help.

Edited by Note Pad and Soaring

Artwork by cottonsweets

EPrincess Luna's First Night Home

on Fimfiction, by naturalbornderpy

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeCelestiaLuna

After a thousand years spent trapped on the Moon, Princess Luna is officially back home.

Tired and weary, she would truly like nothing more than a nice, long sleep.

Sadly, Princess Celestia has other plans for her dear sister.

Artwork by MagnaLuna. Thanks for all those that pointed this out!

ELiving in Equestria

on Fimfiction, by Blazewing

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanPinkieDerpyOCMain 6CMCs

A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...

Cover art done by Redback Spino

Editing: Firebirdbtops

TMy Little Denarians

on Fimfiction, by Chengar Qordath

MLP: FiMDarkAdventureComedyRandomCrossoverDiscordMain 6

Crossover with the Dresden Files. Sequel to Forever!

For his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must travel to the land of cute little cartoon ponies to stop a plot by the Order of Blackened Denarius that threatens both Earth and Equestria.

Warning: Includes massive spoilers for the Dresden Files series up through Ghost Story.

MWhat We do for Love

on Fimfiction, by Ghee Buttersnaps

MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanLunaDerpyOtherDinky Hooves

Sam is a human who has been living quite a happy life in the small town of Ponyville (a little town filled with brightly colorful, talking equines) for the past year and a half. He has a good job at the post office, a roof over his head, and a best friend named Derpy Hooves. But what happens when Derpy decides she's ready to take their relationship to the next level? Now Sam is faced with a choice; commit to his old world's beliefs about interspieces relationships, or embrace his new life, and tell the cute, cross-eyed mare that he's been living with ever since he fell out of the sky that he loves her too.

Edit: I did some major tweaking of a plot point regarding Dinky that a few readers found to not really suit the story. If need be, I can change it back to the original version, but for now, I actually kind of like this version better.

TThe Man With Two Names

on Fimfiction, by Tarot Card

MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeTragedyHumanApple BloomCheerileeDerpyLyraOther

When Fluttershy finds a human in her backyard trying to eat one of her chickens, she and a majority of the residents of Ponyville only want this dangerous creature as far away from their town as possible.

After a less than stellar first impression, Derpy Hooves and the human struggle to quell the rumors surrounding his diet, and convince the townsfolk that he's harmless.

Will the human be able to make himself meek enough to coexist? Or will he be driven out of town with torches and pitchforks?

Each chapter is told from the perspective of a different pony.

TThe End

on Fimfiction, by shalrath

MLP: FiMDarkAdventureComedySadHumanCelestiaLunaDerpyDiscordMain 6CMCs

A visitor arrives in Equestria, bearing a wealth of knowledge and a troubled past. The Mane 6 are quick to befriend the stranger, who helps them to discover what they truly value in life, and how to achieve it.

But learning to overcome their fears and achieve their desires comes at a steep price, paid by their innocence.

ENever Boop A Princess

on Fimfiction, by naturalbornderpy

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaOC

Celestia's dinner parties have one very simple rule: don't boop the Princess. Anthony has regretfully forgotten that rule.

Now, with Luna's aid, he is on the run for his life.

The epic conclusion to the "Anon-thony" trilogy.

TEquestrian Border Checkpoint

on Fimfiction, by Yellowtail

MLP: FiMSexNarcoticsViolenceProfanityDarkComedyRandomCrossoverHumanCelestiaDerpyOCMain 6Anon

Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.

(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)

Cover Art by me.
Here’s the sequel. People like it for some reason.