A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies. But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes. This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
When Luna witnesses Twilight having a wet dream centred around her, she decides to intervene, taking special care not to wake her. Shameless somnophilia smut.
When Luna watches Twilight sleep, she finds that her dreams are centred mostly around her. Her and sex. That and the fact that she looks awfully pent up from the other end of Luna's telescope. Time to pay her a visit.
But Luna should take special care not to wake her.
Multiple horses abuse hospitality. Mostly one though.
Continued horse-based intrusion makes a man's evenings slightly more interesting and his kitchen messy.
Mostly it seems to be the fault of that one horse, but the others are still going along with it, so they're all to blame really. Not that it's easy to hold anything against them.
He is a softy, after all, and they are all rather pleasant company.
The changeling queen has been murdered, and Chrysalis, a simple male drone, is forced to take her place. She won't stay simple or male for long.
Sometimes, the ordinary are forced to do extraordinary things. When the Queen of the Changelings meets her untimely end, she only has moments to link the crown to another, the source of changeling power. Only, she doesn't have any time to explain what it does or how it's used.
A young, male Chrysalis is the one to pick it up. The drone has never been different or in any way special, but when he puts on the crown, his body and mind begin to rapidly change, until he resembles a queen inside and out. Such is the birth of Queen Chrysalis, a confused and inexperienced leader forced to protect her people and bring an end to the rebellion that resulted in the last queen's death, all while handling a delicate relationship with Celestia and attempting to understand her new mind and body.
No one said that any of it was going to be easy. But hey, being tall, sexy, and powerful must have some benefit, right?
Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...
I'm going to be rewriting this shortly. Thank you guys for the support!
Spike, after procuring a tutoring position at Twilight's school, moonlights as an exotic dancer.
As the years passed, Spike grew into a rather handsome young man. He was still one of the only dragons living in Ponyville but it really didn't bother him much; mostly because it meant he was one of the only dragon performers at the Sugar Shack, Ponyville's premier adult entertainment club. Dancing on stage was a source of great pride for him and even came with a few benefits.
Spike is >18 in this work of fiction and, as such, is well and clearly an adult. The events which transpire in this story take place quite some distance in the future.
Rainbow arrives in a wasteland governed by the mad. Max finds her on the road, asleep and vulnerable. Quickly, a violent gang sweep them into danger, and both have to work together. Neither of them are happy about it. A Mad Max crossover.
No one can put their loyalty in someone they hate.
Max finds her on the road, something he had been driving on for a long time. Rainbow Dash finds herself in a harsh new world, something she had never anticipated. And before either of them can get a grip on their encounter, a violent gang forces them together. And neither of them like it.
Sunset Shimmer wasn't doing so well, until Pinkie Pie found something to shoot for. Literally... with Airsoft guns. - [Slice of Life]
A Tale Too Far.
The goal Sunset Shimmer devoted her entire life to was a lie. Raw power had limits. Friendships did not. Sunset's conquerors embraced her with open arms. Searching for a way to bring her new, slightly jaded friend into her circle, Pinkie Pie stumbles upon something that may do much more than that. Something that builds trust and teams, something that turns friends into family. They happen to be Airsoft guns.
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Inspired by the anime "Tokurei Sochi Dantai Stella Jogakuin Koutou-ka C³-bu" ("Stella Academy Club C³") and the exploits of the ArmA community group "Shack Tactical." At least in spirit, if not style.
Rated Teen for occasional harsh language. You're all kinda adults, deal.
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
Fillies and colts bring all sorts of things to class for Show and Tell. Diamond Tiara usually shows off expensive stuff, Snails always brings snails, and Nursery Rhyme brings a trichobezoar.
For better or worse, Show and Tell is an educational opportunity for fillies and colts. They find things that interest them or have a good story attached and present them to the class. They answer questions about them . . . and when Nursery Rhyme brings in a trichobezoar, there are lots of questions from the class and a few from Cheerilee, as well.
Still, it’s a learning opportunity for all involved.
After a hard day's work, Applejack desperately needs to cool off. Unfortunately, Big Macintosh only serves to heat her up...
The first harvest of the season is upon the Apple family, which means only one thing; the Apples have a lot of work ahead of them. As they bring in the first harvest of the season, Applejack and her brother, Big Macintosh, are pretty exhausted. Since they're the two most physically capable ones in the family, most of the manual labor is left to their proficient hooves. Tired, sore, and covered in sweat, the siblings finish up for the day. Sadly, as much as Applejack would like to cool off, having Big Mac around only serves to heat her up...
Kinks Include: Incest, Oral, Vaginal, Sweat, Musk, Estrus (Heat), Male on Female, Outdoor Sex, Possible Impreg
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or uncommonly, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or more rarely, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Unfortunately for me, these so-called 'side effects' involved dragging my defenceless self through time and space from my normal everyday life in the most abrupt teleport known to man. Transforming me into a small strange pegasus thing in the process and promptly spitting my ass out into the most deranged forest I've ever seen.
Now my new body made it so I'm no taller than a bloody chair stool, I could barely walk with these alien legs, my size telling me I was younger than what I probably should be, and to add to my already horrendous situation I haven't eaten since I got here!
I don't know what I am, but I have the feeling I really shouldn't exist.
I'm not new to writing but this is my first story here. As such grammar corrections and criticism are welcome.
Silver Glow takes an opportunity to spend a year at an Earth college, where she'll learn about Earth culture and make new friends.
Now that Earth and Equestria have made contact, lots of ponies dream of visiting Earth, and while tourist visas are hard to come by, a few lucky students each year can participate in a foreign-exchange program.
Silver Glow is one of those lucky ponies.
She thought she was prepared for Earth, but can you ever be fully prepared for a truly foreign exchange?
When Dagen, a powerful mage, attempts a summoning spell for the first time, he brings forth three magical ponies that really want to fuck him.
Dagen of the Fourth Circle is in the midst of a breakthrough. After much effort and many failures, he's finally discovered how to summon live creatures from other worlds! The applications of such an ability are mind boggling, but his success hinges on a single test of his unfinished spell.
When experimenting, one must account for variables. A variable Dagen wasn't expecting was for the ponies he summoned to be capable of speech, magic, and human intelligence.
Oh, and they all seem to find him incredibly attractive... Dagen might need to work on his spell a little more before sharing it with the empire.
Good big brothers know to always look out for their younger siblings, regardless of the situation. But, what does one do when brother and sister are home alone and the youngest is suffering from the worst kind of heat?
His weekend was supposed to be normal. It was supposed to be a nice relaxing day where all he had to do was foalsit his younger sibling and not worry about school or guard pony entrance exams. It would have been normal, it would have been great… except she's in heat. What was once normal quickly becomes a battle of struggling to be a good brother and not giving into his selfish desires.
Sadly the line between good and evil is paper thin, and he's about to learn that all actions have consequences, despite his best intentions.
Kinks:Incest, Consensual Foalcon, Estrus, First Time Sex, Lots of Vanilla Sex, and Accidental Pregnancy
Twilight's royal title is put to the best possible use.
Ponyville's new 'code enforcement professional' has got it into her thick, monotonous head that Fluttershy has too great a density of pet animals, and she's set out to rectify that situation.
Twilight, though, has a problem with this, and she'll have to use her full authority as an alicorn princess to put a stop to it.
Fluttershy may have finally reached her breaking point when she takes in another animal... a small blue creature who seems to insist on destroying everything. And Discord doesn't help at all.
Fluttershy has always had trouble finding her voice, confident only when surrounded by her animal friends. So of course she's eager to take in a small blue creature she thinks needs her help. But when her newest guest begins destroying everything, Fluttershy may have to find her a voice a little sooner than she expected.
An alternate ending to the season 5 premiere where Starlight gets captured instead of escaping. As her punishment for enslaving the ponies of Equaltown, Twilight decides that the best course of action is for her to be looked after and taught about friendship by Anon, Ponyville's resident human, instead of sending her to get trialed and ultimately thrown into Canterlot dungeon. Suffice it to say that Anon has no clue how to go about looking after another pony, and essentially 'accidentally' enslaves her after an incident on her first night.
Credit goes to Jericoanon and duop-qoub for cover image. Awesome job guys!
After getting up to some mischief at the school of friendship. Smolder and Gallus are sentenced to detention with Professor Fluttershy, where they are forced to help out around the pegasus' animal sanctuary.
While there, Smolder meets up with a certain two headed dog that is VERY affectionate towards her.
WARNING, THIS FIC CONTAINS:bestiality, no that's it. Just straight up Smolder x Orthros bestiality. inspired by the lovely smolthros pieces done by metalhead 97 on derpibooru (cover by metalhead97) (10/11/2020 edit) WOW! FIRST SMUT STORY AND IT GOT ON THE FEATURED PAGE!
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