I thought having to move house was stressful. Now I'm Cozy Glow and I'd glady take the stress of moving over this!
The last few weeks have not been easy.
I'd finally been able to move out of the home I've been living in in the area i've been living in for pretty much my whole life.
The move, setting things up and adapting to my new home's differences and the new location had not been easy.
Still, I'd gladly take that stress over what I'm stuck with now. One moment I'm walking through the city to head back to the house and the next I'm Cozy Glow, hovering between a buffed up Tirek and mutated Chrysalis and it looks like the Rainboom Laser of Death is headed our way.
Oh, and, before we switched places, Cozy somehow became and Alicorn.
What the fuck is going on?!
Was inspired to write this after reading My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly and thought I'd give it a shot, as writing a character stuck as Cozy Glow and dealing with the aftermath of all her shit, especially the finale, would be funny
Featured 19/10/2019.
Wow. Honestly was not expecting that. Thank you, everyone. I will try to do my best to make this story worth that praise.
Ponyville, Equestria. Fallow Meadows, Indiana. Two towns torn from thier worlds and deposited together on a third. Can Human and Pony work together? They'd better hope so, because they're not alone...
Ponyville, Equestria. Population 5000.
Fallow Meadows, Indiana. Population 8000.
Two towns, two species, two worlds.
But worlds will collide when both are hit by mysterious storms that transport them to a third world unknown to either. Trapped in a place hostile to them both, can human and pony learn to work together? Well, yeah, the story wouldn't be called Unity otherwise.
The real question is what happens when it turns out that they are not alone...
Chrysalis's hive has gained three new souls. Not just any mere changelings, but three prophesied for grand things. Indeed, they are unlike any other before them. But just how different will these new changelings be?
Chrysalis's hive has gained three new souls. Not just any mere changelings, but three prophesied for grand things. Indeed, they are unlike any other before them.
What their mother doesn't know though, is just how different these new changelings will be.
Rainbow Dash sometimes flies high for Wonderbolt training, higher than almost any other pegasus. Up there, it's just her, the earth, and the sky. It's more than enough to give a whole different perspective on things.
A scrapbook collection of various shenanigans that Rainbow Dash and her human get up to. Continuation of Home
A scrapbook collection of various shenanigans that Rainbow Dash and her human get up to. A tale of love, loss, soaring hearts and cold nights.
This fic is currently undergoing a renovation. Out with the old crumby chapters and spicing up the important ones. Don't expect any new chapters for a while, but stay tuned for revamped ones!
Cheerilee finds solace in her depression through her younger student, Rumble.
Jilted. Jilted by another good-for-nothing stallion. Cheerilee turns to the bottle and assaults herself with questions on what she's doing, and where she'll be going in life. Work has been hell too lately. Monday brings about another day to the daily grind... and maybe some relief from her stressed out life...
Wanting to teach both Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger a lesson, Spitfire has them have sex in front of their classmates.
Being with your best friend while you both attend the Wonderbolt Academy is truly something most ponies never get to appreciate. In Sky Stinger and Vapor Trail’s case, it only makes their friendship stronger and more intimate. However from Spitfire’s perspective, having to deal with two lovebirds constantly wanting to rut each other both in and out of classes starts to become a problem. Thankfully Spitfire has a solution: if conventional punishments won’t work, then you gotta think outside of the box. If both ponies want to fuck each other senseless, they’ll have to do it in front of their fellow classmates.
A human takes a path that many in his situation have never taken before.
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"You either die a Hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Villain."
Jasper William Montgomery, he just turned twenty and is absolutely bored with life. He's not suicidal, depressed, or a drug user with a penchant for drinking, he's just bored. Everything one can do in life, parties, going clubbing, video games, even computers don't really appeal to him. One thing that keeps him sane is watching shows from his youth and the occasional entertaining film. Due to a friends attempt to make him feel better he ends up watching all three seasons of My Little Pony and pretty much laughs at the fictional world. Being labeled a cynic and pretty much given up on by his friends, Jasper is alone. Until he's teleported away to Equestria by an observing Celestia.
Equestria's first interstellar ship is crewed by the best and brightest Equestria has to offer. Twilight Sparkle and her friends are determined to uncover the origin of the mysterious alien Signal, no matter what it costs. A comment-driven story.
Twilight Sparkle was only a filly when Equestria detected the enigmatic Signal. A series of increasingly complex mathematical proofs, the Signal transformed from an intriguing curiosity to reliable evidence of extraequestrian life.
And as it happened, Equestria's exploration of their own solar system was nearly complete. With colonies orbiting every planet and large body, and an asteroid belt filled with miners and prospectors, Twilight's civilization was just about ready to turn its focus outward. The signal was less than ten light-years away, within reach of a daring, experimental voyage. A voyage Twilight Sparkle would lead.
Along with a small crew of the most skilled scientists and engineers Equestria could offer, Twilight is determined to uncover the mystery of the Signal, and brave the final frontier for future generations of Equestrian explorers.
A comment-driven, CYoA story. Please use the links provided in the author's notes of each chapter to vote, rather than the comments.
This story is a creative experiment of mine, one meant to explore the general idea that creativity is often most fostered by restrictions. As a result, I've imposed a number of restrictions on the writing of this story, which I'm stating explicitly here so I can be called out if I break any of them.
1. Brevity is the soul of wit No chapter may be more than 1000 words long. This wordcount only includes prose, and not the questions/rolls.
2. Every choice matters When a choice is offered in a chapter, at least one sub-optimal choice must be present, with no indication about which is which other than the prose itself. Every chapter should end with a CYoA-style decision tree when possible.
3. Fate is cruel and the universe is heartless The decision of the vote must be respected. This means any character could be killed, or the entire story could end in failure, if that's what the votes decide. Where numbers, stats, and randomization appear in the text, these elements are not verisimilitude, but are decided by public diecrolls in my discord server.
Note: Because of the unusual production of this story, its chapters won't be edited in the same way as my usual fare. Feel free to point out any mistakes you encounter.
Awesome cover by Zutcha as you can probably tell. Editing stuff by Two Bit and Sparktail, where applicable.
TD's journey around the lands outside of Equestria
After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?
Ponyville hosts some new guests, only they aren't ponies. They also really don't want to be seen, for some reason. What's a Princess to do when aliens are sneaking around?
Princess Twilight has seen some strange things in the past few years. She made the best friends a mare could have, she had some amazing adventures, became an alicorn princess, saved the world a few times, and got a palace to call her very own. Yet for all that, the strangest has yet to come.
There are new strangers in Ponyville. That's not too odd, but they're not ponies. They're human! But they're not like any human Twilight saw on the other side of the Mirror. Their magic isn't like anything she's ever seen, either. She'd love to learn more, but there's a problem. These humans could give Fluttershy lessons in keeping out of sight.
Dealing with snooping aliens was not exactly what Twilight had planned to put on top of her royal agenda.
I started writing this back before Season Five. It's not a new idea, not hardly, but no matter how many first contact stories I sifted through, always it was from the alien perspective. The pony perspective would come to the fore only rarely, and usually only with sizable external influences.
This story takes the idea of an alien observation team but is entirely from the locals' standpoint. What do you do when there's an alien science outpost next door?
A pent up young man and a neglected wife end up house-sitting for the weekend. What happens next shouldn't surprise you.
Anon has been having a hard time in Equestria. Applejack works him hard and his love life is non-existent. When he agrees to house-sit for Twilight he arrives to find her mother Velvet has decided to do it for her. Instead of leaving they agree to watch the castle together. He comes to find out she's been feeling neglected in her marriage for a while. They're both starved for love, maybe they can help each other out?
A mare and her foal. A human family. A buck-load of magic. They are all coming to a sleepy little town.
Welcome one and all to Cowwarr, a sleepy little town in south-eastern Australia. Strange things have started happening, but it's all okay, the new school teacher just arrived and soon the new doctor will be getting here. Just don't mind how folks look around here, something odd happened. Something magical.
This story has a lot of backstory and world-building behind it, as well as a huge plot ahead of it. Sit down, strap in, and relax with a beer (or apple juice for the foals), this will be a long ride.
Tirek and Cozy Glow have a lot of time to kill together, in fact, it seems like they might have roughly an eternity's worth. It’s a lot of time to have some philosophical questions. It’s going to get weird. Cozy Glow is going to make it get weird.
Tirek and Cozy Glow have a lot of time to kill together, in fact, it seems like they might have roughly an eternity's worth. It’s a lot of time to have some philosophical questions. It’s lots of time to visit the moral quandaries around sex and age of consent. It’s going to get weird. Cozy Glow is going to make it get weird.
Inspired by the Villains VA Panel at Everfree Northwest and dedicated to Sunni Westbrook and Mark Acheson. Thanks for burning some choice images onto the brains of speaking room full of con-goers and forcing the people with kids present to field some mad uncomfortable questions in the future
Thanks to them and Steel Resolve and TheGreatEater for their edits and suggestions. And finally thanks to the wonderful artist Soulcentinel for their very fitting art.
Warning: No one involved in this is quite sure what the hell Cozy Glow is and she probably doesn’t know either, but that sure is one young-looking pony. Other tags include lackadaisical rape discussion and dubious consent.
I was playing Terraria when I found a magic mirror that went somewhere...new.
I found another magic mirror in the dungeons...only this time it didn't go home. It went to an even more magical land. I thought it must have been an update of some kind. Oh how wrong I was.
(I made this because of the lack of Terraria stories.)
Sorry if it's a bit fast paced and unedited. (Scratch that got an editor! ultra1437. He's editing the most recent and will get to the first chapters eventually)
Two humans—a master spellcaster and his inexperienced apprentice—come to Equestria to warn of impending doom. The human apprentice is soon distracted from the very important plot by a beautiful unicorn, Princess Twilight's own apprentice.
Two humans—a master spellcaster and his inexperienced apprentice—come to Equestria to warn of impending doom. The master is fearsome and powerful, and the danger he speaks of is great, but this is not his story.
It is, however, the story of two apprentices, and how they manage to find one another amongst the chaos and damn the plot to hell. They'll also have sex a lot.
A love story between two 'minor characters', because why should the heroes get all of the screen time? The sex won't be happening instantly, but expect plenty in later chapters!
Cover art by the awesome and talented Mercurial⁶⁴, feel free to check them out!
Every obstacle in the path of a Queen is the fault of some nefarious other party, and no fault of her own.
Having recovered from the lowly sabotage that had seen her briefly bedridden, The Queen and her thoroughly useless human servant can now proceed with vengeance, domination, victory and all other things that come naturally to her.
Is an interspecies relationship between a human and a pony possible?
Sam is a human who has been living quite a happy life in the small town of Ponyville (a little town filled with brightly colorful, talking equines) for the past year and a half. He has a good job at the post office, a roof over his head, and a best friend named Derpy Hooves. But what happens when Derpy decides she's ready to take their relationship to the next level? Now Sam is faced with a choice; commit to his old world's beliefs about interspieces relationships, or embrace his new life, and tell the cute, cross-eyed mare that he's been living with ever since he fell out of the sky that he loves her too.
Edit: I did some major tweaking of a plot point regarding Dinky that a few readers found to not really suit the story. If need be, I can change it back to the original version, but for now, I actually kind of like this version better.
