MLP: FiMSexComedySecond PersonHumanTwilightRarityTrixieLyraAnon
Horns are a dangerous weapon. You can't just wave it around and use it willy-nilly. You need to be careful. You must use your horn safely. Anon goes on a journey to ensure that horns in Ponyville are properly protected.
Written for The Barcast
This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"
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MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaOCAnon
It's not something Anon thinks about a lot but one tough day in school is enough to bring up a question that's been bothering him for awhile.
(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)
Art by Nobody
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanTwilightRainbow DashMain 6
Along with a hundred or so other humans, Amaya finds herself living in Equestria. She was fresh out of college, ready to face the world as a masseuse. However, she has to ask herself, does she want to give up going home for massaging ponies for the rest of her life?
Sure, she has found many friends in Equestria, and even managed to have a home that she owns in Ponyville. As a career driven woman, she doesn't want to put in the effort, only to start over back home. Which is also a dilemma, because she just may never have that choice.
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Cover art drawn by me.
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Special thanks to Twifan for helping me set up the story, and spit balling ideas for the characters, pairings, and story line. Twifan
Special thanks to NightmareKnight for editing and proofreading. NightmareKnight
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedyHumanLyraBon-BonOtherAnon
Lyra, a simple pony with simple dreams. Dreams involving aliens, that is. Her fascination with them even got her a job dealing with them, though no one takes it seriously. Lyra hopes to one day be able to meet one, she just needs to believe.
In comes a human, whom mysteriously gets transported to Equestria. It's up to Lyra to show the alien the ways of her people! The power of friendship, magic, and hugs await her on this strange adventure.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeOCChangelings
Most changelings are seen as drones, simple soldiers to do as they are bidden. For many of them, this could very well be true. However, if they prove themselves trustworthy, they can gain some semblance of independence.
Gel is one such changeling.
She has risen through the ranks enough to be able to request her own assignments. She chooses one no changeling has tried before: Ponyville. Her reasons are sound, after all, a particular group of mares resides in the town. These mares are well known for saving Equestria many times, so it is wise to have an agent within their proximity. However... motivations are not always as clear cut as one would say to others.
And if her motivations for going in the first place are to be questioned... perhaps there is something more to her reason for the specific target she requested?
Follow this changeling as she integrates herself into the daily hustle and bustle of Ponyville, and perhaps gains more than she could have hoped for.
This is a story co-written by myself and EnigmaMystere.
Cover art by Harthric on DeviantArt.
Fair warning: this is not a clop story, but it will have some sensual scenes. These will be clearly labeled in the chapters they occur in, so that readers may choose whether or not they wish to read that section of the chapter. The graphic moments are not necessary to enjoy the story, but they do provide insight into the characters.
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifeOCCadanceShining Armor
It’s not uncommon for young stallions or mares to come to Cadance to request blessings in their love lives or some other such thing. It’s all part of being the Princess of Love, really. This latest request, however, is altogether new. Granting it could start a political firestorm, but a powerful part of her says she should do it anyway. Filled with indecision, she decides to get advice from the pony she trusts most.
Born from a minor thought experiment based on the theory of Equestria having a female supermajority population and the potential cultural impacts of such a society.
Generously preread by Wanderer D.
Cover art by vintage-kiddo (formerly known as JadedMelody613).
Rated teen for topical discussion of sex (just playing it safe).
MLP: FiMSexFetishRandomPornAnthroTwilightRainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle have been an item for quite a while. While they are content with one another, spending most of their time together, Dash does end up on the receiving end of a fair number of Twilight's...experiments. Yes, the Princess of Friendship does occasionally toy with her lover, in more ways than one, but it's all in good fun. As a matter of fact, she's been planning something special for her paramour, on their trip to the beach...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Alchemically Altered Lotion, Macro, Dual Dongs, Rough Sex, Extreme Size Difference, Sex Through Clothes, Vaginal, Double Penetration, Cum Inflation, Body Modification, an Olympic Sized Pool's Worth of Jizm
This was a trade with my buddy Elzzombie. Go follow him on Twitter (elz_zombie). He did the art and makes tons of cool stuff!
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightLunaOCMain 6
Twilight Sparkle finally achieved her destiny. She was now a Princess of Equestria, and needless to say her friends were surprised. When a second, unicorn Twilight Sparkle appeared alongside the new alicorn, even Princess Celestia was shocked. Now the Elements of Harmony must help the pony make friends and learn magic, as well as get used to her surprising un-Twilightness.
Meanwhile, a 17 year old high schooler with nothing to do during summer hits his head and wakes up in Equestria. He must now learn how to live his new life as Twilight Sparkle's "twin sister" and survive in a town where a catastrophe happens every Tuesday or so.
July 18, 2016: I got Featured! This is awesome!
August 1, 2017: Another Feature!
MLP: FiMRandomHumanLyraBon-BonOther
Sometimes a perfectly good Thursday afternoon is ruined by an otherworldly suitor. Sometimes that suitor is egged on by the love of your life. Bonbon has gotten used to it.
Unfortunately.
Artist is slypon.
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishDarkPornSpitfireSoarinOtherChangelings
The changeling invasion might be over, but they haven't given up on Equestria yet. In the shadows they plant their seeds in unsuspecting ponies to take over their mind with an insatiable pleasure, and Spitfire is their next target.
Anonymous commission.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeFluttershyOCDiscordMain 6CMCs
Fluttershy has always been a warm, motherly presence in her friends' lives, so filled with kindness, caring, and love. But when she is once again reminded of the one aspect of her life yet missing while on a train ride to Ponyville, the Bearer of Kindness will find herself confronting her Very Special Somepony... or Somedraconequus, with a very special request.
How will Equestria survive the results? And what will the in-laws think!?
Special Thanks to Toriandthehorse for being a great co-admin, a great editor and proofreader, and a great friend.
Featured: 12-20-2019! (for 20 minutes!)
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomMain 6Starlight Glimmer
Applejack and Fluttershy are going out on a date to celebrate the anniversary of them being a couple. This surprises Twilight Sparkle greatly. Not because she can't believe it's already been a year since such a clearly important event in the life of two of her best friends, but by the fact that she didn't even know they were dating to begin with. How could she have missed that? Surely her other friends will have the answer, right?
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityAdventureComedyPornTwilightCelestiaDiscordMain 6Anon
Having been rescued by Discord, whisked away to his chaotic lair, Anon finds herself at his mercy. To her shock, the insane demigod bestows upon her several artifacts of nigh incomprehensible might. When asked why, the hodgepodge creature confesses that he's a fan and that he'd like nothing more than to watch her adventures continue. Since the pint-sized mare has evoked the ire of three alicorns, he decides to give her something to level the field. Let's just hope it works...
Kinks Include: Female on Female, a Bit of Futa, Oral, a Preternatural Princess Penetrator, a Smidgen of Anal, Epic Conflict, Lewd Antics, Twists, Turns, and a Thrilling Climax!
Extra Lewd Kinks: Abuse of Cosmic Relics, Shameless Knockoffs, and Cliffhangers
Artwork by Dankflank
SPOILERISH NOTE: As addressed in the previous stories, she ain't really a filly. If you're asking "BUT HOW?!?" go read the other ones.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedyHumanTwilightTrixieStarlight GlimmerAnon
Starlight and Trixie are just bros, they swear! I mean, yeah, they cuddle sometimes, and last heat season, they both got a little desperate, but they're bros, honest.
They're also both incredibly sexually frustrated (who would've guessed?) and in search of a coltfriend to share.
Enter the creature. During a routine trip to Baltimare for one of Trixie's shows, the pair of obviously straight and marely mares stumble across a strange, bipedal creature that neither of them can fully explain. It resembles what Starlight remembers to be called a 'hoo-man', but they're supposed to be myth!
It's also... really well-muscled and tall, borderline predatory. Powerful, imposing, cute... picks up Equestrian remarkably quickly. Oh, and it seems to react strangely to magic.
Naturally, Starlight's first instinct is to bring the creature straight to Twilight in order to determine its origins and ensure it's not a threat. Just as naturally, Trixies' are to lewd the hoo-man and make him theirs before another mare snatches him away.
...friends can make compromises, right?
A Reversed Gender Roles Equestria story.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornHumanPinkieLimestone PieMarble PieAnonCloudy
Anon had managed to bag four of the six mares that comprised the prestigious pantheon of momly MILFs.
Starting with Twilight Velvet, then following on to Windy Whistles, Mrs. Shy, and finally his wild tryst with Cookie Crumbles and Rarity... Anon was beginning to get a bit of confidence that he might be able to actually pull off the seemingly impossible feat.
Only two remained.
First on his list would be the legendary rock-farming matriarch herself, the only being on the planet capable of withstanding the full maddening force of Pinkie's Pie's insatiable energy... Cloudy Quartz.
He had made arrangments to travel with Pinkie on one of her visits back to her family farm, using the pretense of wanting to taste their local rock-based homebrew craft beer. But it wasn't long before the ridiculous human spotted his opportunity - most of the Pie family (everypony sans Pinkie and Maud) out in the rock field attempting to fix their windmill.
A perfect opportunity to strike...
Anon headed back to the manor, where Pinkie awaited with a mug of awful rock-beer and good cheer.
Surely this wouldn't be the end of his quest, his story, his attempt to bang the most fiercely strong-willed of the Mane Six Moms...
Would it?
Nope.
Warning, contains: Clean Analingus / Oral / Incest / Anal / Vaginal / Face-sitting / mother-daughter / Marble-Lime-Quartz sexy times
Based on the comic by shoutingisfun
Cover-art by the incredible Shinodage
Huge shout-out to B25 for his help editing as well.
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceComedyPornHumanRarityAnon
Rarity, Ponyville's resident fashion entrepreneur extraordinaire, has really been enjoying the retirement of her parents, Cookie Crumbles and Hondo Flanks, who've recently moved to Ponyville.
Not only does this new proximity mean that her little sister spends more time wither her parents, giving Rarity plenty of evenings all to herself (perfect for entertaining young male suitors) at the Carousel Boutique... but she also gets to spend more time with her beloved friend and mother: Cookie!
The pair had always got along famously... a filly really couldn't ask for more from a mother... but now they could enjoy each other's company all the time - including during their newly scheduled regular aerobic workouts. After this particular session, Cookie confides in Rarity that there's trouble in retirement paradise: her sex life with Hondo is not all that she'd hoped it would be.
Rarity is a bit embarrassed at first, but flattered that her mother would see her as such a trusted confidant. The feeling is quickly replaced by frustration as Cookie wonders if the solution to her marital woes might be a session with that strange human all the other mother's have been raving about.
Of course, Anon shows up at exactly that moment.
After some Anon-ical antics, Rarity finds herself being begged by her mother to accompany her - to coach her... reassure her... she's not exactly at Rarity's level of sexual sophistication and would love to have her daughter there to support her.
Will Rarity be able to protect her mother from his lewd clutches? Will Anon be unable to bed his fourth Mane 6 Milf? Will Rarity be able to resist her mother's pleas? Will Rarity avoid being drawn into a sweaty, sexy, incestuous three-way with her mother!?
Nope.
My entry into the May incest contest.
Contains: MFF / FF / Incest / Oral / Hoofjobs / A MILF getting absolutely rekt
With big thanks to Freglz and B for their editing... and Shino for the cover art!
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyPornHumanFluttershyOtherAnon
Anon has been pestered by Twilight to get a real job or move out of her castle. Wanting to find a middle-ground (and still be a complete deadbeat), he instead put up advertisements saying that he would help around town with odd jobs. It's been modestly profitable, and sporadic enough that he can still be the lazy troll that he is.
This time though, he's been summoned out to Fluttershy's cottage to do some handiwork, instead of his nemesis being there, it's her mother, Mrs. Shy! She treats Anon to some friendly conversation and comfort, as well as cookies before taking him to the depths of the cottage for the reason that she's hired him: To make a cuckold human-pony sex tape while her husband watches them.
Basically, Anon continues to fall into MILF heaven.
Also has a choose your own ending feature!
A quick clop story.
Warning! Contains: M/F, human on pony, Cuckolding, Blowjobs, PIV Sex, Anal, Mindbreak
Featured from: 31/05/18 - 03/06/18
MLP: FiMAdventureComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanSpikeDoctor WhoovesOtherMain 6Starlight Glimmer
If you were thrown into a world of technicolor ponies, what would you do? For the lone human Anonymous, he'll discover the insane and wacky world of Equestria after being whisked away from Earth via portal. With a few interesting side effects, Anon will go on a quest to remember his past while also learning about friendship...and all that fruity stuff.
"Mysterious alien-like being to ponykind equals riveting tale."
~The Gracious Articuno
"Watch how he dominates animals with this one weird trick!"
~Milos
"Kind of slice of life. I can just keep reading."
~spiketen
And before you BLINDLY hit the
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanOCOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon
It's been several months since the human, Anonymous, has taken permanent residence in Equestria with the bestest friends he could've asked for.
But life in this world is anything BUT normal. Having to deal with dogs, dance-offs and unfamiliar lands, Anon'll have to face the biggest threat of his life:
his EMOTIONS!!!
It's more serious than it all sounds...
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaOther
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.