Alex Weaver’s day couldn’t have been worse; an uncomfortable call from his mother, a surprise visit at work from his ex-girlfriend, and a trillion-dollar device exploding in his lab, transporting him to some frozen wasteland. Damn Mondays.
Twilight has the opportunity of a lifetime. For the past few months, she has been tirelessly toiling to successfully teleport an asteroid from low-Equan orbit, to be the first to touch a piece of the sky. But at the moment of truth, Discord rears his face, and things go pear-shaped. Now, tired and depressed, Twilight feels like her chance to contribute to the knowledge of ponykind is slipping from her grasp.
On Earth, things are going swimmingly. More than thirty years have passed since the Great Reformation, and Humanity finally stands united in their strive for peace and progress. Poverty has been all but eliminated, space is beginning to be colonised, and Earth’s government and its citizens have a healthy relationship. Usually.
In a bizarre turn of events, a scientist vanishes in a flash from his lab, leaving his colleagues and superiors intrigued. It likely would have remained a mystery, another entry to the Universe’s long list of the unexplained. It would have been pondered, and eventually forgotten, had they not received a message back.
A message containing coordinates to a curious star.
Warning: May contain math, science, linguistics, and interspecies sex. You have been warned.
On a dark desert highway, a lone pony finds himself in a place that could be heaven, or it could be hell.
We all pay for our sins. Some are punished by the law, some punish themselves. Sometimes we get a little help from others. A lone stallion finds shelter from the wilderness, but at the price of his own damnation. What will be the punishment for his sins?
This is a very old story based on a song very dear to my heart. And then I ponified it!
Twilight finds herself wanting to know more about Celestia and Luna. So she ends up time travelling!
Princess Twilight, for all of her knowledge, didn't particularly know that much about Celestia or Luna's past. In an attempt to figure out more about her peers she digs up the infamous time travel spell. Jumping at the chance to gather first-hoof about the only other immortal ponies she dives head first into the past!
Finding that she has stumbled into helping the Princesses on a mighty quest she isn't hesitant to lend a helping hoof but her resolve is quickly tested when not all is what it seems and the past, and present, of Equestria is put at stake!
Follow Twilight, and the would-be Princesses, across the world as they track down dangerous artefacts, delve into dilapidated dungeons and avoid disaster in a race against time itself!
Romance will, eventually, be between Luna, Celestia and Twilight.
This story will include gratuitous amounts of cuteness at times.
There will be action and a little dark here and there, but only because it's the past and fighting does occur. It won't be a regular thing, trust me.
There is time travel and Twilight will be jumping around the timeline. But don't think about it too much!
The AU tag is only there due to the Princesses still being there, as well as the whole world existing before Equestria thing.
The world this story takes place in is: Equestria and Beyond. I absolutely love the detail which was put into this. Obviously there's parts not included, such as the Crystal Empire, etc.
I'm thankful to Dusk Melody for reading through and helping me realise the direction I wanted the story to go in.
Spelling, grammar and general thoughts have been provided by TheGreatEater
Hello and welcome to my first and probably last Pokémon story unless I feel like doing another one I dunno it might happen?
Anyway there's a certain copypasta...
Hey, did you know that in terms of male pony and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for ponies? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle pony dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for pony dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
The story of a human dealing with tiny, tiny little horse/pony sun princesses that fit in his palm and cause a ruckus in his precarious life. A Pony/Princess on Earth story.
So you know how that whole My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show is going on? You know, the show for little kids that's basically a marketing ploy for toys?
Well, I found one of those toys while I was walking. It had colorful hair, a white coat, wings, and a horn. I wanted to give it to my sister as a gift.
Then apparently the toy is possessed by demons who claim to be Princess Celestia from the show. Either that or the real Princess Celestia figured out how to cross the divide between dimensions and just likes to visit me and cause problems in a body that fits in my hand.
Whatever the case may be, just remind me that I need to call my therapist later.
A Pony on Earth story that started with a conversation about Toy Story and this picture.
A newly hatched changeling feels like the world around is more strange than it should be but can't understand why.
After losing her hive, Queen Chrysalis is forced to start another one. Luckily she has the help of a few loyal subjects who never accepted their fellow changelings new way of life. They must stay hidden from enemies, collect enough food to survive and rebuild their strength. Now the first brood has hatched and there is something very different about one of the larva.
When a foal is sent flying with the changelings, Chrysalis takes it upon herself to care for the foal. The pony will grow up and learn of the changeling's struggle as she journeys throughout Equestria.
What is it like not knowing who you are? To be different from everyone?
When a foal is accidentally sent flying with the changelings, it is up to Chrysalis to care and raise the lost filly, though keeping her from learning about her own kind would prove more difficult than it seems. After living her whole life with changelings, this little filly's life is turned upside down when she takes her first steps outside the hive. Old tensions are revealed, and this little filly is going to learn that changelings don't have it easy. But what can filly like her do? All the answers wait for her in Equestria, where she will meet new faces and see new places.
The world is vast and so is time, but not even that can hide the existence of an ancient city forever.
A post-apocalyptic story about exploring ruins, the mistakes of another civilization, and memory.
No one must ever know, This land where we must go, They hoped and shared their love, Yet death rained from above, The scars of passing linger on, Through empty husks and unheard songs. Although they now live in my heart, The truth still hurts...where do I start?-Twilight Sparkle
Coverart by this guy who is awesome. THIS GUY Also, major thanks to Luna-tic for helping me edit this sucker! Perhaps even bigger thanks to Obabscribbler who made a radio play of it. You can find that radio play HERE!
Anon wants to surprise Cheerilee with a few gifts after a long work day for her. As the day goes on, interesting events happen that not even Anon was expecting.
Being a teacher can sometimes just suck. Anon is totally aware of this and being friends with Cheerilee, it only proves his hypothesis. One day he decides to surprise her with some cupcakes and flowers to show that there are people/ponies that appreciate what she does. He hopes it will make her rough day better. After he meets with Cheerilee, a lot of interesting things happen that not even Anon was expecting.
This is rated Mature for sex and use of language during the sex acts.
Contains: Human X Pony towards the end of the story.
[HiE] A human becomes friends with benefits with Rainbow Dash, only to discover he wants more.
Sometimes, the things we want seem out of reach or impossible. Other times, you don't know what you want until you have it.
And sometimes, what you really wanted has been right under your nose all along...
When Will, a single human living in a world of ponies, becomes friends with benefits with his good friend Rainbow Dash, it seemed like a dream come true.
So why then does it seem like he's just as unsatisfied as ever?
TD and Celestia. Without a doubt one of Equestria's greatest rivalries. Imagine Celestia's surprise when she is asked out on a date by none other than TD.
One day Celestia finds herself being asked out on a date by TD, a human famous for punching her in the face.
You know what to expect. ...... Or not. I REGRET NOTHING
Set in a Universe where TD did not go on his Journey. Intended to be a non-canon side story.
Defeated. Betrayed. Cornered and outnumbered. One last chance. An escape...to a new world. A strange world. A world of giants.
For Queen Chrysalis, the end seemed near. Defeat after defeat at the hooves of her enemies had left her tired and desperate while her army of once thousands reduced to a mere several dozen. Surrounded, it seemed that utter defeat was inevitable. But she was a proud changeling queen, she wouldn't go down that easy. She still had one last trick up her hoof. A Portal...to another world. And through that portal, she entered a world of new wonders, of new dangers, and to her surprise and utter shock, a world of giants.
For Rick Mason, life was alright. He had a nice house, a decent job, and two awesome dogs. What else could a guy ask for? Tiny talking alien bug horses? ...Well it's not like he wasn't asking for them.
Amazing art was made by: xxkrutoy
All references, mentioned or otherwise, belong to their owners respectively.
8/30/20 Featured?! Well I'll be, thanks a bunch folks! I really appreciate the love.
It has been almost a year since you woke up face firmly planted in the dirt path of a small village's park in the world of Equestria. Now, one faithful morning, you will be forced to survive what every male in world has to survive... The Heat.
Almost one year after you woke-up with a face full of dirt in the middle of a dirt path in Ponyville's central park, you have finally managed to create some semblance of a normal life. You have a modest one bedroom home. You have a job that you enjoy doing. And above all, you have managed to make plenty of friends.
A huge step up from when you first arrived... in your pajamas, confused, covered in dirt, and stumbling among a throng of panicking colorful ponies.
You sometimes can't help but remind some of them of this embarrassing first contact. And they in turn can't help but remind you of that scream (which was most certainly NOT unmanly) you let out when you found out you weren't dreaming.
Yes, you have come a long way from those first panic stricken screams. And you have managed to learn a lot about Equestrian culture and their way of life.
But sometimes, certain things get left out, and you are forced to learn them the hard way... in every sense of the word.
(A 2nd person story involving you, the reader, and any pony, stallion or mare, that you are unfortunate enough to cross paths with.)
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If you are reading this, then I assume you have some interest in this story. However, I should probably point out that if the interest that drew you here is the kind of interest that I think it is... Sorry to say that you may have a bit of time to wait.
This story is Mature because of the subject matter. Which is the urge of ponies to make more little ponies.
As of right now, nothing more than perhaps a bit of heavy petting is planed out. However, this may change at a later date depending on numerous factors... Mainly if laziness doesn't get in the way.
For right now though, enjoy my attempt at some comedy, romance, and all around horribly written randomness.
Rarity decides now that she is a teacher, it's time to fulfill a kinky teacher-student fantasy. Sadly, the two male students she goes for want nothing to do with a mare. They'd rather do one another. Teaching how to properly gay ensues.
One reason Rarity agreed to teach is to turn her teacher-student fantasy into reality. When she leads detention for two hot young males who were caught with porn, she assumes she can do just that. She is mistaken.
Still, a lady doesn’t complain about free live gay porn, so she does what teachers do and educates them instead. Teaching how to properly gay ensues.
Cover art used with permission. Rarity face is by T-3000, taken from here. Sandbar and Gallus are by flash_draw, found in image 1786464 on Derpibooru (explicit).
Contains: anal, analingus, anal virginity, blow job, cum-gargling, exhibitionism, foalcon (if you see the friendship students as foals), free live porn, gay, masturbation, oral application of lubricant, teaching how to properly gay, voyeur
Disclaimer: Not a real-life religion, so there's no need to get all up in arms over a fic with the 'comedy' tag.
Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.
Religion is coming to Equestria, brought by a single, oblivious, fanatic. On a divine mission from his God (at least that's what he thinks), this lone human will not rest until he saves the souls of all. With zeal in his heart, a holy tome in his hands and unyielding faith, he shall bring the true meaning of conversion back to Equestria.
Whether the ponies like it or not.
So grab your prayer beads, strap on your finest missionary boots and prepare for a preachin' you won't forget.
Arse-covering: 1. I'm not taking any shots at religion here, it's a shame that I have to point that out but better safe than sorry. 2. Any references to actual religion is purely for comedic purposes. 3. Not a hate-fic, I just can't resist the pun. 4. Disregarding the above points is considered heresy, and punishable by eternal damnation.
When asked by one of the fillies in town to touch her in her naughty place. Who was Anon to say no?
Anon has such a simple life and simple needs here in this new land of Equestria. However, when one of those needs isn’t being met and one of the fillies named Petunia asks him to touch her in her naughty place.
Twilight is able to translate a song from outer space for all the world to hear
A song from space arrives to Equestria and everypony is in love with it. The problem is that nopony can understand the words that are being said. Twilight, determined to let the world know about the first transmission from space, creates a machine that allows her and others to finally hear the lyrics of the song.
Trixie heads to Las Pegasus to attend a stage-magic convention, meet up with her mother and... if she's lucky... hook up with a hot stallion. A cruel twist of fate means that Trixie's long-lost father helps her achieve her third goal.
Trixie had three plans for her weekend in Las Pegasus:
1. See some new tricks for her show at the stage-magic convention she'd been invited to. 2. Meet up with her mother, who would also be in town. 3. Get LAID. (Seriously, she was suffering through the LONGEST dry spell...)
Unfortunately for the Great and Powerful mare, everything was going horribly wrong on all three fronts...
until she made her way into Big Bucks's & Jackpot's show. Suddenly she was seeing the amazing 'Splashtastic Escape' magic-trick... and being given a backstage pass to meet the handsome star of the show. Perhaps this would be the perfect opportunity to achieve her goal to meet and bed a stud?
Little did she know, the Goddesses were playing the cruelest of tricks on her... the stallion was her father!
Would Trixie be able to find out in time? Would she be able to avoid committing accidental incest with her long-lost dad? Would she be able to avoid being impregnated by her father?
This fic was something I'd had planned for some time. When I found out that Shakespearicles was planning to do a Trixie Fic as well, I just HAD to coordinate with him to release on father's day so that we could saturate the site with beautiful Trixie-Jackpot smut! Armadilloeater also did a wonderful fic (unfortunately a week early), so it seems that the church of Trixie-smut is alive and well! Hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!
After Spring Break ended with their cruise ship crashing, Flash Sentry and Trixie Lulamoon become unwitting "trot buddies" for the journey back home through the Equestrian portals.
You know what's a dumb idea? Taking the crew of a stranded cruise liner and marching them through a magical horse dimension to get home.
You know what's a smart idea? Grouping everybody in pairs so that they can buddy up and look after each other during the trans-dimensional trek.
When Flash Sentry is randomly partnered with an annoying fussy magician possessing an ego the size of the magical storm that sank them, he'd almost rather stay back on the wrecked ship.
Copper responds to a civil disturbance and, although she's in the throes of estrus, she does her best to address the situation...
Patrolling Ponyville is usually a pretty easy gig - well, outside the odd monster or evil villain appearance. The worst things Copper usually has to deal with are small complaints or the occasional raucous party - heck, even the more energetic shindigs aren't normally that bad. It's only when the stars align, giving her an extraordinary set of circumstances, does she tend to wind up in trouble...
Kinks Include: A Mare in Heat, Exhibitionism, Oral, Vaginal, Gang-Bang, Public Use, Dubiously Professional Methods, and Unorthodox Methods of Pacifying Ponies...
Artwork by @pabbley This is a promo for a police charity pack - Ponies on Patrol! Go check out his twitter for details!
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