Paul Werner—a Colonel in the German Army—was deposited in a world vastly different than the one he was forced to leave in 1943. To him, that's the best part. Unfortunately, parallels of his past world refuse to die. One of them, is named Aryanne.
Paul Werner was a soldier back on Earth; a high-ranking officer, to be precise. He still maintains that occupation in Equestria, as a consequence of both the best and the worst events which brought him there in the first place. In the end, he knows for certain that he would never trade his current life now for the one he had. He felt it was tainted by the... circumstances surrounding it all.
He thought he was over it, and that he'd never have to face any elements of his past ever again. Paul was one-hundred percent right... in a sense. As he gradually found out, Equestria and the world it rests on has quite the lot of parallels to the Earth he left.
Especially one in particular, a mare who goes by the respective title and name of Generalfeldmarschall Aryanne S. Land
Awesome base Aryanne art done by Antamoanimisan-m, sourced to derpibooru. (Their tumblr is NSFW)
Colonel Paul Werner and General Aryanne Land have a working, professional relationship, but their dynamic is put to the ultimate test with the threat of global conflict. Paul has a monumental task, and every reason to succeed.
The alliance between Equestria and Alemaneia continues to hold steadfast; Colonel Paul Werner and Generalfeldmarschall Aryanne Land's 'relationship' is at an all-time high... though that does not say much.
Things turn unprecedented, however, when Alemaneia becomes the victim. Actions against the state would never sit lightly with Aryanne, and she vows to unleash the entire military might of her nation against the offending foreign government... even at the threat of multi-state intervention in a to-be conflict. The world pleads with Equestria to rein in the fascist nation or risk a global conflict, and Paul is tasked with talking Aryanne's justified response down.
However, she'll only talk to him on one condition:
He must come to Alemaneia.
All the while, Paul must grapple with some of his biggest demons.
-Reading of 'Parallels' is not explicitly required, though highly encouraged if you want the surrounding details and lead-up. -Awesome base Aryanne art done by Antamoanimisan-m, sourced to derpibooru. (Their tumblr is NSFW)
It's date night for your parents. Which means you have a babysitter watching you tonight. Yet, this babysitter is different from the others. She's Princess Cadance, the newly crowned royalty-in-training. She loves her job. Perhaps, too much.
Note: This story contains elements of straight coltcon, kidnapping, and brainwashing. Even worse, the name Anon.
Twilight and Spike attempt to enter a building, but are unexpectedly blocked by the unapologetic forces of pedantic bureaucracy.
After years of tireless work for the good of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle is finally getting her just rewards: a hall named after her in the Royal Canterlot Library!
However she's about to find that earning the honor was a cakewalk compared to trying to actually get there to accept it.
Winner of the August 1000 Word Challenge, written around the prompt words "Denied" and "Accidental". Some slight edits were made post-contest, but the length has been preserved.
Edit: Some people have pointed out the similarity of one of the jokes to a comic made by Glanco Justicar. While this was not intentional, I like to take it as evidence that great minds think alike.
Ten years have passed since the awful war that nearly destroyed Equestria. Humanity and ponies now live together in harmony. Yet for Sweetie Belle, not all scars are so easily healed.
Ten years ago, Equestria was nearly destroyed in a combined invasion of its worst enemies. Only with the timely intervention of its erstwhile human allies was the nation spared slavery and extinction. The war is over now, and the treaties of peace faithfully followed even after a decade. While earth ponies help rebuild Earth's ecosystem, human tractors erect roads and cities with terrifying speed.
Sweetie Belle helped make victory possible, but the cost of that victory was one of her best friends. Equestria is safe now, and ponies are spreading to the stars. Why doesn't she feel happier?
Twilight asks Spike to take some photos of her and the girls for a calendar, but for some reason they're posing really saucily, and—hold on, are they all coming on to him?
Trapped in Equestria with nothing but the clothes on your back and an old mechanical camera. What's a man to do but admire the fauna?
When you find yourself trapped in an alien world inhabited by nothing but colourful Equines, with nothing but the clothes on your back and the old camera your father gave you, what's a man to do but admire the fauna?
Let's just hope none of them sees me. Heaven forbid they find out what I'm up to...
Trigger Warning: Contains foalcon, exhibitionism, an oblivious human, questionable life choices, bad decisions, and horrible misunderstandings.
Nurse Redheart helps a human adjust to living in a world far different from his own.
Jim Pike is a human stuck in a world that was clearly not suited for him. He has to adjust to the gravitational pull of this new planet, which is a bit lighter than what he’s accustomed to. Another problem is that he has no job, no money, and no housing of any kind. Which means somepony has to provide the guy with shelter until he can manage to live on his own.
Hmm...
Well, it’s not like looking after the human would interfere with Nurse Redheart’s personal life too much; she has been living by herself, after all.
Dreams can relax, excite, and give birth to any fantasy. Luna discovers that not only can she create such dreams easily, she can sell them to customers both equine and human!
A story designed to deal with a variety of sexual fantasies for paying clients. Each chapter will be different and will somehow involve Luna, as well as whatever the 'client' has dreamed up!
Per chapter kinks will be written and spoilered below!
First Customer: Human x Pony, Impregnation, Blowjob, Hoofjob, Creampie!
Pinkie Pie recieves an invitation to attend a party in town, curiously she's not sure exactly who it's from...
Pinkie Pie, the premier party planner of Ponyville, gets a rather formal invitation to attend a party. She's totally stoked because, among other things, she's not sure who it's from! Always one to get excited at the prospect of making new friends, not to mention throw a party, she sets to the task. Little does she know that this isn't quite your run of the mill party.
Anon and his scurvy crew of scallywags find themselves in Equestria and attempt to plunder a ship
After a narrow brush with fate, Anon and his crew of fearsome pirates find themselves on the high seas of Equestria. They try to carry on with their piracy as normal, however after boarding a pony cargo ship things take a sharp turn for the weird as Anon loses all control over the situation.
Contains pirate speak, excessive alcohol consumption and RGRE.
This is my first fic on this site so bear with me if I mess up the tags and all that. Other than that feel free to drop a comment and let me know whether you liked it or thought it was crap.
It's heat season and you have no idea what it means. And AJ might think you'd make for a good pa'. Especially right now.
You've been working on the apple fields for almost a year. Heat season is here, and nopony told you what it really means. AJ can't take it anymore.
Another green I made a while ago. Simple smut, don't go in expecting something as lovey dovey as 'academic purpose'. I'm not that great at writing AJ, it was more practice than anything else.
Tags; 2nd person, AiE, HiE, horny background pony in heat, human and horse falling in love while doing it, accidental impregnation and worst of all a happy ending Also, bad spacing and structure, and sadly, no Trump jokes.
While trapped in the Crystal Caverns underneath Canterlot. Princess Cadence goes into heat, and the only one around is you. Her personal guard.
It's been a few days since Queen Chrysalis trapped Princess Cadence down in the Crystal Caverns beneath Canterlot. Luckily, you were also captured with her so you know she's safe. The bad news is, you are stuck as well. As you both search for a way out, you can't help but notice the looks she gives you. And the smell of cotton candy that keeps getting stronger is really messing with your head...
It couldn't be coming from her, right?
Hey all! This is just a little bonus story for my fifth anniversary! That's right I've been writing fanfiction for a whole five, damn, years. You'd think by now I'd be good at this eh? But anyways, this was a viewer request story. They requested the clop and build up. Not so much story, mostly focused on clop. First time with a new pony/scenario so I hope I did it justice. It's a fairly light story compared to what I normally do, but I hope you enjoy it otherwise!
Contains: Cheating/adultery, vaginal, sort of Femdom, little forced, heat, tiny bit of musk, and cowgirl position, creampie and getting caught in the act.
You'll also be able to see whenever I live stream, as I don't want to clog my blog feed with them. If you've ever thought: "Hmm, boy I sure wish I could see what this Syn guy sounds like... And scream like a little girl playing games. " Then boy do I have news for you! Follow my Twitch channel here and get notifications for when I go live!
Again, a shout out to my editor, BlazingMoon for doing the editing on this story. I had to rush a little bit by the end to get it edited before some things came up. And he got it done for me, thanks again man!
FEARURED: June 24th/2018-June 26th/2018. Reached the very top spot too!, I sincerely can never thank you all enough for this!
Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!'
Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!
Follow Nigel M Chalmers as he finds himself in a place populated by colourful Equines who are at the brink of war, the lands and seas filled with pirates and other ruffians.
Aided only by his wits, his charm, his utter disrespect for the feelings of others and the potential planet ending device that is the Oppenheimer Peterson suit will he be able to forge an empire and avoid a trip to Davy Jones?
Read to find out!
Warning! There will be blood, there will be comedy and yes four antimatter reactors are unfeasable but I don't care! Nigel certainly doesn't!
Once again I may have bitten off more than I can chew but I will remain dedicated to making sure that this is updated at least once a week, my other fics shall take priority. I mainly wanted to start a fic which is a lot less serious so I hope you enjoy!
Queen Chrysalis attacked Canterlot, brainwashed Twilight Sparkle's brother, kidnapped her former foalsitter, defeated her mentor in combat, and conquered her kingdom. She kidnapped the sisters of Twilight's friends, turned them against one another, and tried to drain all of Twilight's magic. Queen Chrysalis has, at every opportunity, done her very best to utterly destroy Twilight Sparkle's life.
For some reason, this has not caused the pony to fall in love with her.
However, due to Twilight's misunderstanding of changeling customs, it does mean they are now married. Twilight eventually managed to tell the Queen the truth, but she forgot that whether it's a kingdom or a heart, changelings conquer.
And since the changeling way of conquest didn't work, Chrysalis is determined to try the pony way. The only problem is, of course, she has no idea what that is. But she knows someone who does: Princess Cadance.
Now, with the absolutely sincere help of her mortal enemy, the pony she once locked in the caves beneath Canterlot while trying to steal her husband on their very wedding day, Queen Chrysalis is going to woo the sister-in-law of that very pony.
Surely this is the most perfect plan ever devised.
Equestria is a world ruled by war, with Princess against Princess, a human male is summoned to tip the balance. Can he live up to the expectations of those who called him?
In the magical world of Equestria, the land is divided and the realms are at war. With Princess Luna on the verge of being defeated by her sister, Princess Celestia, she attempts a long forgotten spell. It is one that calls forth a hero in times of great need and what appears is something that Luna did not expect.
A human by the name of Aerin Skyheart is called forth. Can he truly make a difference in a world where the blade rules above all else?
((Anthro ponies, humans and a Dog Days crossover? Oh my!))
What is a pony? After the Changeling invasion, debates rage across Equestria over that simple question. There is a follow up that nopony thinks to ask, however: what if they weren't the only ones hiding?
What is a pony? If asked that question the average citizen of Equestria would probably respond with a confused look and a mention of the three pony tribes. A particularly astute pony might reply with four tribes, remembering to include the Thestrals. A pony of a scholarly disposition may also add a list of characteristics as well - manes, cutie marks, some form of innate magic, hooves, vegetarian diet, etc. This is the answer that would have been received for thousands of years, from before the unification of the three tribes until very recently. Until the failed Changeling invasion. With the reveal of something so foreign, yet at the same time so familiar, what it means to be a pony is no longer quite so clear and obvious. And while professors and philosophers argue, another question is forgotten in the uproar: What if the Changelings weren't the only ones who were hiding?
* Always looking for proofreaders if anyone's interested! Current Proofreader(s): Icarus_Con_Queso
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real. The ponies, the grass, the air, the shining light of the day. With the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused human girl wearing a VR headset.
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real-- the crisp morning air, the warmth of the rising sun, the ponies that went about their day-- it all seemed real to her. Yet, with the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused girl wearing a VR headset.
Lyra summoned a Human to Equestria on the day of the Summer Sun Celebration... the same day Celestia's Student moved into Ponyville. Now she and her roommate Bon-Bon have to keep him safe from, literally, EVERYTHING!
At first, he was just an ordinary man on Earth. Now, he's a not-so-ordinary man on Equus, in the kingdom of Equestria.
He's constantly under the care of a mare named Lyra Heartstrings, and her roommate Bon-Bon. What's more, he's also apparently a bit of a "myth" in this world, which means he has to hide from the Higher-Ups, or risk getting experimented on!
To top it all off, the problems that keep happening around the town of Ponyville are, in some way, shape, and/or form, tied in with these two strange mares! And they may not even realize it!
