An AnonFilly story; a human trucker has been turned into a little green horse, for a Great Purpose! ... probably?
It's not every day you wake up in another country after drinking your weight in Bahama Mamas at an Applebee's in South Dakota; it's not every day you wake up in Equestria, either. But Mego Mars has experienced both, and is about to have the adventure of his life trying to figure out how one led to the other. The kicker? He's suddenly a horse. And not just any horse; a little green girl horse. This isn't how the great adventure movie usually starts, is it?!
Written for Sparktail's AnonFilly contest, which had to focus on AnonFilly, a character I've never really heard of! But the fun thing is that 'AnonFilly' can really be anyone (so long as she's grumpy), and I liked the idea of a cute little pony actually being a big burly trucker doing his best to save Equestria!
A changeling conquers, a changeling breeds, a changeling spreads their influence far and wide and woe betide those fools that would stand in their way. Or at least thats how it should be anyway.
Great magic costs great sacrifice and unfortunately for Twilight and her friends it means losing the ability to have foals. This wasnt a big deal for most as they didnt mind adopting but of them, Applejack, Starlight, Twilight, and her mother all want their own flesh and blood, though for different reasons.
As such they have sought out the only thing on Equestria that can sow a barren field, a changeling queen. Plans quickly went off the rails after that.
Kink warnings Futa on female, stomach bulging, cum inflation, Impregnation, egg insertion, sort of non con, rough as hell sex, hypnotism, mind magic, accidental sort of incest. And probably more that I'm forgetting.
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker at the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza.
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker.
I don't know her or where she came from. She was just there in the parking lot of the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza and I was too surprised to say no when she asked for a ride.
A curious colt happens upon Twilight's body while she's been turned to stone; she can still feel everything he does to her.
A curious colt happens upon Twilight's body while she's been turned to stone (during the events of Stare Master). She can still see, hear, feel, and taste everything he does to her defenseless body.
Contains: molesting of an immobile pony, non-con, foalcon, hot-dogging, facial
Another ancient villain of old appears in Equestria after his 1000 year imprisonment and Twilight is angry because of it! Not at the bad guy, but at Celestia for failing to mentioning ANOTHER powerful, sealed away villain that managed to escape.
Another super villain appears in Equestria! A former villain that was sealed away by Celestia and her sister, Luna, over a 1000 years ago (again). But now he is free and causing a rampage throughout the world! Now it is up to Twilight and her friends to stop him! But first, Twilight has to give Celestia a piece of her mind by withholding information about ANOTHER sealed away villain that escaped because of moronic reasons. Seriously, this is like what? The sixth one?!
Started Writing this in early 2017 but never finished due to reasons, so it takes place before season 7.
Princess Twilight Sparkle writes pony history by opening a portal to another world and making first contact with extra-Equestrian intelligence. Only snag: the portal opens at a pony ranch on Earth.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6MrWqNZ.png[/img]Twilight takes on the most important task in her career as a princess of Equestria, when she opens up a magical portal to a distant world with extra-Equestrian intelligence. With her organizational skills and keen understanding of scientific principles, she leads diplomats and scientists in a well-planned expedition to a historic first contact.
The first exchange doesn't quite go without a hitch, however, as the portal opens near a pony ranch at Texas, Earth.
For the purposes of this fic, assume Equestria Girls didn't happen.
As a result of her studious research, Twilight Sparkle had discovered that the key ingredient in Zecora's memory potion was unicorn essence... and that essence had to be harvested from a family member! Now she just has to actually COLLECT it!
Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer did their homework, researching the strange and shadowy past of the unicorn memory spell that had saved Ponyville from the encroaching vines of the Everfree Forest. It was then that they discovered the well-kept secret of the extremely frequently used EUV, long thought to mean Equestrian-Universal-Volume augmenter... but which actually meant essentia unicornis virilem...
Unicorn Ejaculate.
Even crazier, Starswirl's potions had additional requirements built into them... requiring EUC to be collected by an alicorn... from a family member!
Follow along with Twilight as the family dinner she'd gone to suddenly becomes an opportunity to gather the critical ingredient that could end up saving Equestria... and see if she is able to resist the temptation to do her duty... and her brother.
Twilight needs to brew a new brew of Zecora's potion of Alicorn remembrance... Unfortunately for her the key ingredient must come from an inconvenient source: her brother's stallionhood!
Everyone knows that Twilight Sparkle is prepared... well-prepared... over-prepared.
So when she determines that a second flask of the potion Zecora gave her to defeat Discord's chaotically sown seeds, nothing will deter her... even when Starlight Glimmer's research determines that the only source for a key ingredient must be distilled from the 'essence of a virile unicorn stud'. Even worse, the archaic requirements suggest that the stallion must be Shining Armor... and the extractor must be Twilight herself!
Embarrassing conversations, comedic misunderstandings, and raunchy jokes are inevitable... as well as a clop-filled evening.
Warning contains: incest, mare on mare, mare on stallion, excessive cum
After his sudden death on his way to school due to an idiot driver, Ken Williams wakes up to find himself as a strange quadruped with wings and a horn.
Set shortly after the season 5 premiere, but before episode three
Romance tag readded due to a lack of a certain mare having a ship in the finale.
Normally, Ken wouldn't have minded finding an excuse to get out of school. However, being hit by a car and suddenly waking up as a strange four legged creature with purple fur, wings and a horn is not something he'd have chosen just to play hooky.
Now in a world he continually doesn't understand and makes him... now a her, want to pull her hair out, Ken must learn how to coincide with the creatures of Equestria, while finding her place in this bizare world that defies all senses of logic she was raised with. On top of that, she's now apparently a princess and has to deal with nobles fawning over her, including one male who she knows is definitely just trying to get into her new female parts to breed, and she'll have none of that.
Of all the things she could've chosen to get out of school, this was definitely not one of them and she just wants to go back to normal. Sadly, that doesn't seem likely to happen any time soon.
Though not pertaining to the main character, Romance tag does still apply to other characters in this story. It's just the Tag Limiter wouldn't let me keep Romance Tag after I edited the description a little, so had to remove the tag, even if it still holds some small weight on the story.
Featured Box 16-18/8/2015. Okay. Seriously did not see that coming.
Popular Stories 16-20/8/2015
Featured Box again 6/11/2016 if only for a few moments. I... I honestly don't know what to say
Instead of getting Spike a birthday present, Twilight finds herself trapped in a closed universe. A fictional universe, she believes, where nothing is real. Mike has a different opinion about that.
(A PoE story.) Additional Tags: (Slice Of Life) All Twilight wanted was to give Spike a special gift for his birthday. Yes, it was a book, but it was a very special book. An Enchanted Book like that Power Ponies comic they had recently experienced. Things went wrong when Spike startled Twilight as she was working the spell for his (secret) gift. Needless to say, startling Twilight while she's in the middle of a spell can be a bad idea - as certain frogs can tell you. Twilight has every reason to believe that she is now trapped in a closed reality bubble fabricated out of her own magic, with no way out. She's lost in some made-up universe reflecting some random story line. Mike, of course, has a different opinion about the matter.
WARNING: Both Twilight and Mike love talking technical and explaining things to each other. CHAPTERS HAVE NOW BEEN RE-ORGANIZED This most excellent cover art was provided by Void Heart Twilight's World now has an audio reading. Read by No One and Nobody.
Twinkle Twinkle was a very strange unicorn who other ponies thought was defective, but when she is stolen away from the freezing pony nation by a hungry dragon, can she survive, and in the process bring friendship to both ponies and dragons?
While fleeing the Windigo with the rest of the pony nation, Twinkle Twinkle was stolen away from her family by a hungry dragon. However, she was not afraid. In fact, she was determined to learn all about the creatures before her inevitable demise. That was because Twinkle was a very peculiar little unicorn, with a mind that other unicorns considered defective, and quite weird. Can a strange unicorn who is unable to feel fear survive in the lair of a dragon, and save the lives of every pony and dragon alike when faced with a threat that they cannot defeat alone?
Twinkle Twinkle is about to find out. And in the process, she will bring the dragons a completely new gift they have never possessed before.
Once again, Spike being Twilight's one and only assistant, gives into one of her crazy experiments.
After a long day of running around Ponyville, Spike expects to come home and relax, but Twilight has other ideas. After using a spell to change him into a pony their night and relationship change forever.
After a long day of trading, Rainbow and Fluttershy got an orthros to trade for a book. Only, that deal's now off, but what are they meant to do with a two headed, two cocked dog?
Give it a bone.
An alternate, more fun/depraved ending of Trade Ya! (Also apparently no one's written orthros porn so there's that!)
While running errands, Fluttershy finds two abandoned nymphs deep within the Everfree Forest. She quickly decides to take them under her wing.
Fluttershy is a normal pony living a normal life. Sure, saving the world once is an achievement, but other than that she was content with the life she has.
But when she finds two abandoned changeling nymphs, her life is quickly turned upside down. Now she cares for young two creatures she knows nothing about, and they don’t seem to trust her.
She is determined to give them the best life that she can.
When The Royal Sisters are transported to a country at war, they must find its hero if they ever want to get home and stop the madness of the daedra.
The Daedric Prince of Madness is a man of unknowable motives. There is no way of understanding the insanity that he unleashes upon others or what he will do in the next moment.
When he goes to check up on his old Brother in Madness Discord, he is unpleased to find a completely peaceful land devoid of chaos. The first thing he takes his frustrations out on are the Royal Sisters. The next thing they know, they are transported to a savage world of magic engulfed in war. At opposite ends of the province, they must quickly learn to survive without each other, and find the mighty hero of the land, if they are to ever to fulfill the prophecy, make it home, and end the madness of the Daedra. That is if they can handle the madness of the hero they are to meet....
(This is going to take place after Season 3 and before Season 4)
(The Dragonborn in this is going to be based on the default Nord look to make the story flow a little better. His personality will be somewhat reminiscent of Star-Lord's from Guardians of the Galaxy: Just a bit silly in his free time, but serious and stoic when the situation calls for it.)
(To all those wondering, don't worry, the Death tag is only there cause naturally, Skyrim is a place where you can almost use literally anything to kill someone and almost anything can kill you. And the Sex tag is only there for occasional IMPLIED sexual stuff, and a little romance, nothing too overblown) meaning: it has a PG-13 Rating. So nothing is actually described in explicit detail
(And because of his help on this, Mr. Aquino is going to join with me to bring a certain Merc with A Mouth into the story at one point in the future for a triple crossover that will last for a few chapters. PREPARE FOR NONSENSICAL FUN!)
(And just as any author on this site will tell you, be gentle with me, this is my first fic, so there's no guarantee that it will exactly be perfect.)
Celestia and Luna were created by aliens to rule Equestria in the name of their creators. They decided not to. Everything worked out okay, until their creators returned to collect their due. That's when Twilight Sparkle got involved...
When a race of powerful ancient beings return to Equestria after an absence of thousands of years, it isn't to the sort of world they expected. Twilight Sparkle is now the first and last line of defense in a conflict that will decide the future of her planet.
Yes, there is life on other planets. This would be fascinating news to Twilight, had they come under more peaceful circumstances. Unfortunately, Thanks to Equestria's princesses, that life is angry and has come for its due.
Art by the fantastic Zutcha, as usual. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail.
This story was written based on a simple idea from the HiE group forums. I haven't followed the idea exactly, but there's still a spoiler warning for those who want to check it out.
Fluttershy thought she was fully prepared for motherhood. She could have never expected the curveball life would throw her way.
Fluttershy had read every book there was on motherhood. She read every pamphlet and brochure she could get her hooves on. She was ready... or so she thought.
Neither she nor Spike could have ever prepared for the curveball life decided to throw them and they looked everywhere for help in figuring out what to do.
But maybe they already had everything they needed all along?
It all happened so suddenly. Everyone in the USA was living their life, then they were not on Earth. For those living on the mainland, they were still together, on a new continent. Others were thrown to the ponies, or the griffons. It gets worse.
It all happened so suddenly. One moment everyone in the USA was living their life, then in the next they found themselves no longer on earth. For those living on the mainland, they were still together. Others were thrown to the ponies, or the griffons. It gets worse.
The president is in a panic, the entire government is. How can they not be? All connection to the known powers of the world, suddenly cut off. The stars in the sky are all wrong, but who has time for that? There is no more oil coming in, Alaska's production just... stopped. Are those people alive, or are they back on Earth?
What do you get when Dashie likes your books? You get paid under the table of course!
Today seems like a perfect day to sell your books! Nothing out of the ordinary could ever happen.
Oh wait, you are in magical horse land, of course something is going to happen. Your no-strings-attached buddy Rainbow Dash might have something to do with it too.
Proof-read by Zephyr. Thanks for putting up with my writing!
I... I honestly don't know what to say
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