A collection of vignettes about various Hassenfeld ponies and their owners.
In 2025, Hasbro Biotech introduced a new product -- the Hassenfeld Pony -- genetically-engineered horses made to look and act like the characters of an obscure show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Despite the high asking prices and the ethical questions surrounding them, they took the world by storm. Thousands of households in America, and tens of thousands more overseas, soon had one of their own.
Twilight finds herself being asked some rather embarrassing questions by her friends
After her somewhat stress-filled cruise with her family, Twilight returns home to expect some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, what she gets instead are a number of probing questions by her friends regarding a certain young stallion she met during said cruise.
Twilight speaks to Tempest after their most recent adventure
Equestria is saved again, and, as usual, a party is thrown to celebrate. But, while singers sing and dancers dance, Twilight, the Princess of Friendship, realises that there's somepony here who has a few things to say to her, and that she has a few things to say to her too.
Warning: This story will contain spoilers for the MLP movie.
Twilight can't handle the heat. It burns in sensitive places during important speeches. Thankfully, Spike has returned home from a break-up. Will he be willing to tend to her problem, while overcoming his own, without ruining their friendship?
Twilight can't handle the heat. It burns in sensitive places during important speeches.
Thankfully, Spike has returned home from a break-up.
Will he be willing to tend to her problem, while overcoming his own, without ruining their friendship?
Hell has an infinite library. Twilight wants to use that library. There goes the neighborhood. Yep, right out the door, and it’s taking the couch with it.
Once upon a time, Twilight went to hell. It wasn’t that bad. It was pretty great, actually. It had a library! A big one. Like, bigger-than-the-universe big. But then Twilight went and got herself kicked out of hell, and now she’s depressed.
There’s only one logical solution: with Starlight’s reluctant help, Twilight is going to break into hell and invade its library. Oh, it’ll be tricky — trying to find one specific location in an infinite dimension tends to be a bit hard — but the infinite knowledge it’ll provide is too good to pass up. Twilight will find that library if it kills her (which, since this is hell, isn’t the worst thing ever in the grand scheme of things).
There is absolutely no way this can possibly go wrong.
When Scootaloo disrupts one of Twilight's experiments Scootaloo and Twilight find themselves in a galaxy at war.
When Scootaloo crashes into twilight during a magic experiment they get teleported to an unknown city that's burning and has weird creatures scattered in the streets. As the two separated stranded ponies roam around the city separately trying to figure out where they ended up, will they try to make it home as fast as possible or will they stay to help a species that's being systematically eradicated?
I'll try to upload chapters whenever I finish them.
Cover art by myself
23-12-18: I got featured! 2 - 1 - 19: Again
Edit: This entire thing is going to be edited and partially re-written somewhere in the future.
Celestia and Luna decide they want to visit Equestria and see what life is like from their point of view. What could possibly go wrong?
Having learned much about Equestria from both Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer, the two principals from CHS have always been curious about what the world is really like. Luna finally proposes the idea that the two should find out themselves just what its like to be a pony...and not just any pony but royalty as well. What could possibly go wrong in this situation?
Twilight could probably name about thirty of them.
After being cheated on by her husband, Princess Cadance seduces Spike.
FEATURED February 11th, 12th, & 13th 2018
After learning that her husband, Shining Armor cheated on her, and with his sister, Twilight Sparkle no less, Princess Cadance decides to have a little, playful revenge on them. Rather than involving Flurry, or even confront the two, the seductress of a Princess target’s Twilight’s surrogate brother and current dragonfriend, Spike.
Disclaimer: This story is more a tease that could lead up to something more, the “SEX” tab is because sex is heavily mentioned. So if this story does well, I will consider doing more into it. This is part of my 1K Challenge. This story will be getting a Sequel.
What's worse than becoming a pony? I'll tell you. Transforming into Princess Cadance during a college class and waking up in a horse-trailer. Yeah. Life's screwed up.
None of you know me. And I know why. I'm just an average 20 year-old MLP G4 brony... who is going to a college for graphic-novelists... in the year 2025.
But take my advice: life finds a way to screw with you at every turn. I know that because I had a first-hand experience with something nobody has ever experienced before.
I fell unconsious and turned into Princess Cadance. During a college class! And I woke up in a horse trailer post-transformation!
Life can be so f'ed up!
Now I'm in danger and being held hostage by a bunch of crazy people! But you all know how that ends. Right? Probably not. But do you know what? I don't know either.
This just goes to show that you should never wish to transform into a pony. Ever!
IMPORTANT NOTE! The first 9 chapters are a bit depressing. Read at your own risk!
ANOTHER NOTE: I know some things don’t make sense such as the fact that the government wouldn’t pay for having aliens discovered. But in my defense, the story happens in 2025, and real aliens haven’t really been brought down... I think.
Violence is minor, but the tag is there anyway.
Character tags will be added as the story progresses.
Featured on 7/9/2020, and 7/26/2020. Thank you all !
Shining Armor has wanted sex for as long as he can remember. Being a young colt can be so frustrating sometimes. So when Twilight of all ponies offers to have sex with him, how can he refuse?
Contains: Incest, Twilight x Shining
Featured on 10/27/2018 - Thanks for Your Support Everypony!
Twilight Sparkle helps you feel welcome at Canterlot High by inviting you on a friendly date. Turns out both being new kids gives you a lot in common, and things quickly escalate!
You've been a student at Canterlot High for almost a week, now. You enrolled on Monday, and since then have found that like every high school, CHS is very centred around cliques and friendship groups. You're either in one, or you're a loner.
Luckily, there's another girl, Twilight, that's recently been in the same boat as you. You poke each other in math class, share notes in physics, and for the last couple of days, have been texting after school. You've taken a bit of a liking to her, and she's pretty cute to boot, if a little timid. She has other friends around the school that she's planning to introduce you to—apparently, they're kind of a big deal—but she wants to spend some one-on-one time with you outside of school first.
You're excited to get to know Twilight and spend some alone time with her. It's just a friendly date, though. Nothing to get too excited about. Still, you're definitely open to the possibility of more.
Which is a good thing, because Twilight seems to have been withholding some interest of her own...
Horse Running on Porn/Hentai Logic in Land of Chill and Fluffy Pones
This is actuallly a spinoff of my Worm story "On a Steel Horse I Ride" over on Questionable Questing and if anyone's curious I suggest you check it out. My handle is exactly the same here so I should be easy to find. Also in the general "Build" for Steel is also avaliable on that thread as well.
Oh and the original version of the story can be found in the Index threadmark of the thread. Anyway moving on.
Steel is a Hyperadvance Biomechanical Sexbot in the Shape of a Horse. In a world with magical equines. Kinda awesome seeing as he's passingly familiar with the fandom however things aren't "canon" or is he in some fanfic verse.
But the absolutely worst thing? His dick is too big and any mare that sees it gets intimidated by it.
Goddamnit!!!
Currently rated Teen however as I progress I may upgrade it to Mature and tag it with Sex.
Yeah I went screw it and decided to make it Mature and Tag it some more.
Here's a link to Questionable Questing and the if that might give context to this is "On a Steel Horse I ride" I also have this posted there as well!
Filly Celestia takes her entrance exam, hoping to get into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns. She just didn't expect to wind up as Twilight's personal student!
Celestia has been waiting for so long, now. Today is the day she'll finally be considered for entry into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns! Only, the entrance exams are meant to be gruelling, there's a scary dragon by Twilight's side, and Luna doesn't want to see her go.
Will she pass the entrance exam and become Princess Twilight's personal student?
Life never really goes how we expect. It's a lesson we all learn in time, favorably or not. For Caden, waking up in Equestria is one of many twists his life has taken down an unexpected road. As he tries to unravel how he arrived there, he'll meet others whose lives have also twisted in ways they didn't expect or hope. A journey awaits that features not only new faces but many old and familiar ones from the MLP FiM universe.
Note: There is no Equestria Girls in this universe. That will probably answer a lot of questions ahead of time. :) Also this is....sometime pre S9.
This is a repost of an earlier story. I changed so much, I basically wanted to restart. Didn't have a ton of views anyway. :)
This is my first fanfic! Please, please PLEASE leave constructive criticism. It's the only way I can learn and improve. I hope you all find the story entertaining!
Many many MANY thanks to a dear personal friend for doing the editing on this.
Spike's growing photography habit might have bled into taking secret photos of Twilight and jerking off over them. What happens when he's caught in a compromising position, photo in claw?
A Private Military Contractor unknowingly agrees to a job offer that takes him to Equestria
My name is James Clark, and I am a Private Military Contractor. No, not Mercenary. Yes, there is a difference, but that's beside the point.
Ok, where was I? Ah yes, I was just entering my office in Downtown Houston one afternoon to hear a job offer. When I got there, I found a beautiful, robe-wearing woman waiting for me. Now, in this day and age, most people would find that strange. I didn't for two reasons.
1) In this line of work, you run into a few crazies. If I had a dollar for every nut-job I turned away, I could buy a small European country.
2) It was Halloween. Hell, I was on my way to a party dressed in a replica suit of Veteran Ranger Armor from Fallout: New Vegas, complete with gas mask and real riot gear I borrowed from a friend on the SWAT team. I was gonna win the costume contest for sure!
I'm getting off topic, aren't I? Anyways, this weirdo offered me a job without going into much detail. No location, no objective, not even a dollar amount The only thing I got out of her was the promise that I would be saving thousands, if not millions of lives.
Every instinct told me to turn the job down, and yet I still accepted it. Maybe the idea of playing hero again had its appeal.
God, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
