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ETwilight The Phraseologist

Likes: 68 Dislikes: 3

on Fimfiction, by deadpansnarker

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightSpikeCelestiaLunaStarlight Glimmer

Twilight awakens one morning with an odd tic: she can't stop talking in cliches and phrases. All this, on the eve of a big speech in Canterlot, too. Starlight tries to help, but might her magical 'remedy' cause more problems than it solves?

Created as a companion piece to Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming, but this is just a bit longer.

Featured from 25/5/18 to 26/5/18. Yippee!

TTwilight the Useless

Likes: 835 Dislikes: 30

on Fimfiction, by PresentPerfect

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomTwilightMain 6

Twilight Sparkle moves to Ponyville and meets five special mares. Who are all really hot.

Princess Celestia has sent her student, Twilight Sparkle, to meet five mares in Ponyville who will help set up the Summer Sun Celebration.

She just never said they'd be hot.

TTwilight Tries to Summon an Incubus

Likes: 347 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by Rutter

MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanTwilight

Twilight tries to summon an incubus. It works out, sort of.

MTwilight's Awkward Reagent Retention

Likes: 260 Dislikes: 36

on Fimfiction, by Clopficsinthecomments

MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceComedyPornTwilightCadanceShining ArmorStarlight Glimmer

As a result of her studious research, Twilight Sparkle had discovered that the key ingredient in Zecora's memory potion was unicorn essence... and that essence had to be harvested from a family member! Now she just has to actually COLLECT it!

Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer did their homework, researching the strange and shadowy past of the unicorn memory spell that had saved Ponyville from the encroaching vines of the Everfree Forest. It was then that they discovered the well-kept secret of the extremely frequently used EUV, long thought to mean Equestrian-Universal-Volume augmenter... but which actually meant essentia unicornis virilem...

Unicorn Ejaculate.

Even crazier, Starswirl's potions had additional requirements built into them... requiring EUC to be collected by an alicorn... from a family member!

Follow along with Twilight as the family dinner she'd gone to suddenly becomes an opportunity to gather the critical ingredient that could end up saving Equestria... and see if she is able to resist the temptation to do her duty... and her brother.

She can't.


A submission for the April incest contest.

CONTAINS: Brother/sister incest , hoofjob , blowjob , vanilla , size difference , cum expansion

MTwilight's Awkward Specimen Speculation

Likes: 296 Dislikes: 33

on Fimfiction, by Clopficsinthecomments

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceStarlight Glimmer

Twilight needs to brew a new brew of Zecora's potion of Alicorn remembrance... Unfortunately for her the key ingredient must come from an inconvenient source: her brother's stallionhood!

Everyone knows that Twilight Sparkle is prepared... well-prepared... over-prepared.

So when she determines that a second flask of the potion Zecora gave her to defeat Discord's chaotically sown seeds, nothing will deter her... even when Starlight Glimmer's research determines that the only source for a key ingredient must be distilled from the 'essence of a virile unicorn stud'. Even worse, the archaic requirements suggest that the stallion must be Shining Armor... and the extractor must be Twilight herself!

Embarrassing conversations, comedic misunderstandings, and raunchy jokes are inevitable... as well as a clop-filled evening.

Warning contains: incest, mare on mare, mare on stallion, excessive cum

TTwilight's Gaming Habit

Likes: 298 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by Lise

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanTwilight

Every respectable Princess needs to develop a hobby. In the case of Twilight Sparkle, that hobby is computer games.

Warning! Contains harsh Twilight language.

Special thanks to Zyrian for editing.

MTwilight's Magical Mishaps

Likes: 260 Dislikes: 22

on Fimfiction, by LilSlipsy

MLP: FiMSexNon-conProfanitySlice of LifePornTwilightAnon

What’s the worst that could happen when Twilight’s experiments on a plant goes wrong? It just might be enough for Filly Anon to learn a little bit more about herself in the process.

With Twilight being distracted from her true quest, she decided it would be better messing things up in the name of science. It was always a risk every time she did an experiment, but this time she must have forgotten something important and all of a sudden things were going horribly wrong and horribly right at the same time. And I’d get to watch everything happen right in front of me and outside the splash zone.

There was no chance that this was going to change.

Nope.

None what so ever.


Tags: Foalcon, Tentacles, Filly Anon so Rule 63, Little bit of profanity

Image was borrowed from Derpibooru at 1358282

Disclaimer: The language in here is a little crasser than I’d like, but it does seem a lot more fitting from Anon’s perspective. Though I want to keep the language in because I think I stayed true to the idea of Anon and exactly who that is as a person.

ETwilight's Secret Shouting

Likes: 172 Dislikes: 1

on Fimfiction, by BronyOverlord

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightTrixieStarlight Glimmer

Twilight practices the Royal Canterlot Voice in secret.

Twilight has a secret. Specifically, she's been studying something in secret for the past couple of months, and won't tell anypony what it is that she's doing.

Unfortunately for her, Starlight is curious.

Written for FanOfMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns Contest.

Featured on Equestria Daily, 3/20/20!

TTwilight's Twinlight

Likes: 1553 Dislikes: 164

on Fimfiction, by Autum Breeze

MLP: FiMSexGoreRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow DashPrince BluebloodOtherMain 6

After his sudden death on his way to school due to an idiot driver, Ken Williams wakes up to find himself as a strange quadruped with wings and a horn.

Coverart from HERE

Set shortly after the season 5 premiere, but before episode three

Romance tag readded due to a lack of a certain mare having a ship in the finale.

Normally, Ken wouldn't have minded finding an excuse to get out of school. However, being hit by a car and suddenly waking up as a strange four legged creature with purple fur, wings and a horn is not something he'd have chosen just to play hooky.

Now in a world he continually doesn't understand and makes him... now a her, want to pull her hair out, Ken must learn how to coincide with the creatures of Equestria, while finding her place in this bizare world that defies all senses of logic she was raised with. On top of that, she's now apparently a princess and has to deal with nobles fawning over her, including one male who she knows is definitely just trying to get into her new female parts to breed, and she'll have none of that.

Of all the things she could've chosen to get out of school, this was definitely not one of them and she just wants to go back to normal. Sadly, that doesn't seem likely to happen any time soon.

Though not pertaining to the main character, Romance tag does still apply to other characters in this story. It's just the Tag Limiter wouldn't let me keep Romance Tag after I edited the description a little, so had to remove the tag, even if it still holds some small weight on the story.


Featured Box 16-18/8/2015. Okay. Seriously did not see that coming.

Popular Stories 16-20/8/2015

Featured Box again 6/11/2016 if only for a few moments.:rainbowderp: I... I honestly don't know what to say:raritystarry:

Featured again? Really? Thank you guys, so much:<span class=hl>twilight</span>smile::yay:

TTwilight's World

Likes: 798 Dislikes: 39

on Fimfiction, by grouchopony

MLP: FiMAdventureSci-FiHumanTwilightOCMain 6

Instead of getting Spike a birthday present, Twilight finds herself trapped in a closed universe. A fictional universe, she believes, where nothing is real. Mike has a different opinion about that.

(A PoE story.) Additional Tags: (Slice Of Life)
All Twilight wanted was to give Spike a special gift for his birthday. Yes, it was a book, but it was a very special book. An Enchanted Book like that Power Ponies comic they had recently experienced.
Things went wrong when Spike startled Twilight as she was working the spell for his (secret) gift. Needless to say, startling Twilight while she's in the middle of a spell can be a bad idea - as certain frogs can tell you.
Twilight has every reason to believe that she is now trapped in a closed reality bubble fabricated out of her own magic, with no way out. She's lost in some made-up universe reflecting some random story line.
Mike, of course, has a different opinion about the matter.

WARNING: Both Twilight and Mike love talking technical and explaining things to each other.
CHAPTERS HAVE NOW BEEN RE-ORGANIZED
This most excellent cover art was provided by Void Heart
Twilight's World now has an audio reading. Read by No One and Nobody.

TTwin Twilight Tales

Likes: 628 Dislikes: 19

on Fimfiction, by MagnetBolt

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaCadanceSunset ShimmerSci-Twi

Sunset Shimmer has made a small mistake. That mistake is purple, short, and asks a lot of tricky questions.

When magic goes wrong, it can have disastrous results. For example, you might end up with two fillies when you only expected one.

An episodic tale about motherhood, two diverging lives, and reckless use of incredibly powerful magic by everypony involved.


Cover art by AmpDragoness

Teen rating for more blood in one or two later chapters than they'd allow on the show. Better safe than sorry.

MTwiSpike

Likes: 366 Dislikes: 68

on Fimfiction, by Free_Shavacadoo_

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeTwilightSpike

Once again, Spike being Twilight's one and only assistant, gives into one of her crazy experiments.

After a long day of running around Ponyville, Spike expects to come home and relax, but Twilight has other ideas. After using a spell to change him into a pony their night and relationship change forever.

Cover by: EeveePikachuChan

TTwo Nymphs, One Pony

Likes: 334 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by CitreneSkys

MLP: FiMDramaSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseFluttershyThoraxPharynx

While running errands, Fluttershy finds two abandoned nymphs deep within the Everfree Forest. She quickly decides to take them under her wing.

Fluttershy is a normal pony living a normal life. Sure, saving the world once is an achievement, but other than that she was content with the life she has.

But when she finds two abandoned changeling nymphs, her life is quickly turned upside down. Now she cares for young two creatures she knows nothing about, and they don’t seem to trust her.

She is determined to give them the best life that she can.

TTwo Sisters and a Dragonborn

Likes: 227 Dislikes: 25

on Fimfiction, by Spettro138

MLP: FiMThe Elder ScrollsGoreDeathViolenceProfanityDarkComedyAdventureAnthroCrossoverHumanMain 6TwilightOCLunaCelestia

When The Royal Sisters are transported to a country at war, they must find its hero if they ever want to get home and stop the madness of the daedra.

The Daedric Prince of Madness is a man of unknowable motives. There is no way of understanding the insanity that he unleashes upon others or what he will do in the next moment.

When he goes to check up on his old Brother in Madness Discord, he is unpleased to find a completely peaceful land devoid of chaos. The first thing he takes his frustrations out on are the Royal Sisters. The next thing they know, they are transported to a savage world of magic engulfed in war. At opposite ends of the province, they must quickly learn to survive without each other, and find the mighty hero of the land, if they are to ever to fulfill the prophecy, make it home, and end the madness of the Daedra. That is if they can handle the madness of the hero they are to meet....

(This is going to take place after Season 3 and before Season 4)

(The Dragonborn in this is going to be based on the default Nord look to make the story flow a little better. His personality will be somewhat reminiscent of Star-Lord's from Guardians of the Galaxy: Just a bit silly in his free time, but serious and stoic when the situation calls for it.)

(To all those wondering, don't worry, the Death tag is only there cause naturally, Skyrim is a place where you can almost use literally anything to kill someone and almost anything can kill you. And the Sex tag is only there for occasional IMPLIED sexual stuff, and a little romance, nothing too overblown) meaning: it has a PG-13 Rating. So nothing is actually described in explicit detail


(And because of his help on this, Mr. Aquino is going to join with me to bring a certain Merc with A Mouth into the story at one point in the future for a triple crossover that will last for a few chapters. PREPARE FOR NONSENSICAL FUN!)

(And just as any author on this site will tell you, be gentle with me, this is my first fic, so there's no guarantee that it will exactly be perfect.)

TUltimatum

Likes: 846 Dislikes: 54

on Fimfiction, by Starscribe

MLP: FiMDramaSci-FiHumanTwilightCelestiaMain 6

Celestia and Luna were created by aliens to rule Equestria in the name of their creators. They decided not to. Everything worked out okay, until their creators returned to collect their due. That's when Twilight Sparkle got involved...

When a race of powerful ancient beings return to Equestria after an absence of thousands of years, it isn't to the sort of world they expected. Twilight Sparkle is now the first and last line of defense in a conflict that will decide the future of her planet.

Yes, there is life on other planets. This would be fascinating news to Twilight, had they come under more peaceful circumstances. Unfortunately, Thanks to Equestria's princesses, that life is angry and has come for its due.


Art by the fantastic Zutcha, as usual. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail.

This story was written based on a simple idea from the HiE group forums. I haven't followed the idea exactly, but there's still a spoiler warning for those who want to check it out.

TUncongenealogy

Likes: 522 Dislikes: 61

on Fimfiction, by Equimorto

MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightApplejackApple BloomCadanceNight Light

Suspicious about her actual relation with the rest of her family, Apple Bloom had some tests done in secret. The results were... unexpected, to say the least.

Apple Bloom was starting to get suspicious. No pictures of her with her parents, no stories about it, no flashbacks where she appeared together with them. So she took matters into her own hooves, and had some tests done in secret, with Twilight's help, to determine her actual relation with her supposed family.

The results were... certainly unexpected. Interesting, to say the least. Absolutely devoid of any logical sense, more appropriately.

MUnconventional venting

Likes: 219 Dislikes: 24

on Fimfiction, by Dominans Pulchrae

MLP: FiMSexPornTwilightSpike

Twilight venting sexual frustrations.

Heat season has given Twilight has an itch, one of those metaphorical six inch deep itches, and her metaphorical 'scratchers' are four inches in length. So she has to make due with what she's got.

Spike.

Contains: Semi consensual start and messy end, possible pregnancy.

Thank you red-demons-pony for inspiring this. Sorry it's not verbatim what you suggested.

MUnhorsed

Likes: 136 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by SPark

MLP: FiMSexNon-conPornSecond PersonHumanTwilightAnon

You are a Knight of the Round Table, noble and pure, but your virtue is no match for the lust of an evil little purple alicorn.

Somewhere in a forest two worlds meet. You, a knight of the Round Table, find yourself passing between those worlds all unawares, and encounter a strange creature of great power who has plans to entertain herself with your body. You are helpless to fight the evil little equine that holds you spellbound, but then you're not really sure you want to...

Or, Mean Twilight has some fun.

This story brought to you courtesy of my patrons on Patreon, especially BonusPoints, who is eternally awesome and has fun suggestions.

MUnwanted Attention

Likes: 1129 Dislikes: 92

on Fimfiction, by Sarcastic Brony

MLP: FiMSexRandomPornSecond PersonHumanDiamond TiaraSilver SpoonCMCsBabs SeedSelf Insert

You have been in equestria for a long time. What you notice as of late though is that some of the fillies in town are getting a little too friendly.

You have been living peacefully in Equestria for longer than you would like to admit. You have friends and made a rather nice life for yourself. Yeah, things are working out rather well for you. Except for one problem. You've noticed that the fillies you know are getting a little too close for comfort.

A series of self contained oneshots, featuring different fillies having consensual sex with an adult human male. Randomly selected based on how I feel.

MVantage Point

Likes: 538 Dislikes: 26

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornTwilightRainbow Dash

It turns out that the right cloud can give a horny pegasus an excellent view of Twilight's bedroom. Rainbow Dash is all too aware of this.

The most blatant of smut.


Kinks: Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Spying, Toy Use, Wing Play.

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