Ponies hate it when you boop their noses. You always thought it was because they think it's weird, but as it turns out there's a much more awkward and steamy reason...
You've always wondered why ponies don't like you touching their noses. Maybe they just think it's weird, or that's a social faux pas in Equestria. But one day, you just can't help it anymore, and you go in for a Boop. What happens next is unexpected... and actually kinda hot!
WARNING:Contains unwilling female (and male) ejaculation and nonconsensual nose boops. And yes, the grammatical error in the title is intentional.
Equestria has a destiny in mind for everypony. A transdimensional guest, however, is surprised to find that this even applies to him, especially since it seems this strange world wants to keep him as its newest infant princess.
The ponies of Equestria know Harmony as not just an ideal, but as a force that actively shapes their existence. It guides them through their lives, brings them prosperity and ensures good will triumph over evil most of the time.
However, exposure to it can be unpredictable for those crossing over from other realms. Sufficiently long stays in Equestria can even lead to a change of form to one indigenous to the land.
And those unlucky enough to be slated to become a source of Harmony itself may find themselves unable to leave.
Translation: This fic contains the gradual transformation of a human (male) to a very young alicorn filly.
Set just before Season Five. Non-Earth human and an Equestria that's slightly different.
Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom are home on college break, after their first year at college. Overjoyed to see one another, the alabaster unicorn asks her friends for a favor...
Returning to Ponyville, on their summer break, the Cutie Mark Crusaders reconvene at their old clubhouse. As the years have gone by, the three have developed into quite the attractive trio; all except for Sweetie Belle. Unfortunately, the petite unicorn never really filled out much, although she's got a plan to remedy that. Enlisting her closest friends for a small experiment, she hopes to enhance her look...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female (Futa/Futa/Female), Oral, Tit Fucking (Nipple Penetration), Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Vaginal, Spitroasting, Breast Expansion, Impregnation, and Friends with Benefits
They're in their late teens, full grown women, so it's about as far from foalcon as you can get!
This was a three way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) project with Mr. Tektite and Hatter's Lye! There are TWO animations for this puppy on their patreon, so feel free to check them out!!!
Anon is so nice to help Twilight practice her magic, especially with so many new spells to test out. But he quickly finds that things can go terribly terribly wrong when magic acts unpredictably, even if he doesn't feel a thing.
When Twilight asks Anon to be her assistant in practicing new magic spells, he agrees for two reasons. The first, is that he's a nice guy, and the second is that he's in one serious dry spell and hopes this will get him some points with her. But when things go bad and he's left alone, the only one who seems interested in comforting him is Fluttershy.
As in, very interested. Way too interested. And her brand of comfort is...well...a little unfeeling. Poor Anon, his bark is always worse than his bite at least.
Maud broke up with her coltfriend. Though she doesn't look it, Pinkie swears that the mare is down in the dumps. She needs something to put a pip in her step, something that will break her out of her funk. Unfortunately for Anon that something is him
Maud broke up with her coltfriend. Though she doesn't look it, Pinkie swears that the mare is down in the dumps. She needs something to put a pip in her step, something that will break her out of her funk. Unfortunately for Anon, that something is him.
Warning: Human X Horse Relations. Viewer Discretion is Advised
Rainbow Dash finds herself in quite a pickle when her heat arrives earlier than expected... Unfortunately, a mix-up with her estrus medication kicks things into overdrive: Anon and Rainbow Dash are in for a wild ride!
Rainbow Dash's wasn't expecting her estrus to arrive for at least another few weeks... Leaving her high and dry with respect to the satiating estrus suppression medication most mares carry.
Now she's scrambling about Ponyville, unaware that her impetuousness will cause her to make a critical mix-up with potions... That will lead her inexorably into the arms of her human friend Anon. Or would, if only she could overcome her stubborn 'no-mushy-stuff' outlook.
A lighthearted clop-fic with moments of comedy , plenty of clop and a little romance sprinkled in, for your consideration.
Warning: contains human on mare clop (duh), and very, very light pregnancy play in the epilogue
Inspired by a recent picture by Pusspuss - both an amazing artist and writer.
Cover picture from the equally talented lunarmarshmallow (DB number = 1497895)
Several ordinary bros find themselves in extraordinary situations.
You are Anonymous, a twenty something year old who one day awoke to find himself in a world filled with colorful talking ponies (and some other humans too) for some reason.
But that's not important; what's important to you are your bros, Big Mac and Lyra, who have been there for you like true compadres ever since you showed up in Ponyville.
Now, you and your friends take on anything that Equestria can throw at you, with the help of a few friends, hot mares and loads of booze.
It's a great irony that one of the most frightening things is telling that special someone how you feel. It's even worse for Jonathan, who's been through many-a situation that were much more stressful. He finds that words aren't always necessary.
Jonathan is no stranger to outside pressure and working under conditions that would make lesser men break from stress... but when it comes to the cutie-pie of a mailmare named Derpy Hooves, also one of his greatest friends, he's beside himself on how to approach conveying the feelings that have matured within him for the past several months. Not only has she been the greatest, most caring friend, but she's also incredibly adorable in her ways, enough to elicit the desire for Jonathan to want more between them.
...and that butt of hers doesn't help, especially since he's an 'ass man.'
With a little bit of reassurance from himself and another friend, he'll just have to casually ask the important question; just drop it in the middle of conversation like it's something simple. That's all there is to it... right?
-Oneshot clopfic with a side of cheesiness at the end. -Flow check and Pre-read by: Pusspuss, Eppie Genetic, and Enigmatic Otaku. Edited by me. -Base art by Mokanyann, sourced to derpibooru.
You've come to find that pony furniture is completely unusable for you. To fix that, you've decided to make some furniture of your own! That should be easy enough, right?
When you yet again find that pony furniture has failed you, something has to be done. You're tired of being uncomfortable, and of having chairs crumble underneath your weight. You decide to take matters into your own hands, and build yourself something to sit in. Now... how exactly does one build a chair, anyway?
This is a dumb story. It is short, and stupid, and really dumb. It's got a few gross sentences too. Hopefully it'll make you laugh a little anyway.
How did Fluttershy pull off those quick-changes, anyway?
Lesson learned. Crisis resolved. Rarity's reputation and Saddle Row are both intact.
But the question remains, how did Fluttershy pull off all of those near-instantaneous costume changes? And just what was going through her mind at the time?
Well, there are a few mistaken assumptions in those questions, as quickly became clear once everypony got home...
Contains some spoilers for S8E04, "Fake It 'Til You Make It."
Lyra discovers a cell phone that has ended up in Equestria. To her surprise, it can send messages to humans!
Lyra Heartstrings has always known that humans exist, even if none of the other ponies in her life have ever appreciated that fact. But aside from a few enigmatic ancient prophecies and a popular fantasy series, there haven't ever really been any authoritative sources on what humans were really like. Years of discouragement begin to take their toll on Lyra's faith in the strange and wondrous beings with their strange limbs and ways of sitting.
Until one day, when Lyra finds a strange device on the ground outside Ponyville, and it starts talking to her with short messages printed on its tiny screen. So instead of search for the device's proper owner, Lyra takes it home, hoping for the chance to talk to a real human.
Takes place ostensibly in the universe of My Little Apprentice, though very little connection with that story is expected. Familiarity with that story and its sequel are neither expected nor required.
Twilight, Starlight Glimmer, and Moondancer spend a night experimenting in the basement. This is only the beginning of their problems. What seemed like a good idea, soon causes the whole town to be utterly screwed. Literally.
Celestia winds up in the Pokemon universe. And captured by Team Rocket. Oh dear.
After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.
Stallions are weak, soft, sensitive, and need a mare to take care of them. Everypony knows that. Well, except this one Stallion, but he’s insane, so he needs help anyway, right? (RGRE one shot extended into a half-proper story. Idk)
In Equestria, every stallion is treated with all the chivalries and respect he can bear. Because Stallions are more sensitive and more easily hurt when they aren’t taken care of by the mares around them.
So when Twilight hears of a lone stallion that swears like a sailor at passerby and ‘takes no shit from nobody, whether it good shit or bad shit,’ she’s dubious of the claims, but is sure that no stallion can be allowed to live so close to the Everfree all alone.
So she decides to do her best to save him.
And by save, I mean put him in the care of mares and get him herding.
And by him, I mean me.
And by me, I mean an earth-pony badass, formerly a human, formerly of Earth.
And by does her best, I mean she can try.
Bring it on whorse. I’m a hormonally imbalanced human psychopath with a death wish and an alcohol addiction trapped in the body of a tiny fucking horse.
In other words, I’m a pissed man who’s gonna have a helluva good time shattering your sexism through insults and violence.
I love to set the world afire, don’t you?
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RGRE Fanfic.
Sex tag is for mention thereof for comedic purposes. No clop here.
Featured! 4/2/18-4/3/18-7/6/19
Cover art is credit to Navanastra.
I would also like to state that this is half crackfic, half serious, so three of the groups its featured in are people insulting it, unfortunately. They're trying to point out cringey stuff in a story that's full of it on purpose, so... good luck with that. Enjoy.
(VERY inconsistent updates. I'm a college student.)
Chance, a human with magical cum, is beset upon by two horny mares who have no idea what they're getting themselves into...
Chance, Equestria's only human, finds himself in a compromising situation with two dangerously horny mares who are lusting for his equally dangerous schlong.
Will he resist temptation?
No.
No, he will not.
THIS WAS A COMMISSION Picture Source Artist: Shinodage Tags: Large male endowments, high cum volume, semen induced ass expansion, hip expansion, creampie, double buttjob, cock and ball worship and hubby sanctioned swinging.
When they're bored on weekened nights, the Young Six all like to play a game of Questions and Answers with each other to lead into conversation topics. Gallus asks a question about Ocellus's changeling abilities that leads to interesting revelations about everycreature.
Thorax has a serious problem. No pony will snuggle enough to make new changelings with him!
As the new ruler of the changeling hive, it is the responsibility of King Thorax to ensure his subject survive into the future. Logically, to do that he has to have more subjects. Where do they come from, friendly snuggling of course!
The space race is on, and Chrysalis is determined to win it. With an earth pony test pilot and a hive full of brave-but-dim changelings, can she be the first pony on the moon? Inspired by Kerbal Space Program.
It turns out that the magical land of Equestria is not a flat plane covered by a bowl of stars after all. This is big news to Queen Chrysalis. If the moon is actually a place, then she can travel there, claim its magical energies, and finally get revenge on Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, and everypony else.
Of course, there are problems. One problem is that everypony else is also rushing to get into space. Another problem is that Chrysalis really has no idea how to do it. Fortunately a certain earth pony with a taste for cherries is willing to help... provided she gets to fly the ship, and provided Chrysalis keeps the space program honest and open and legal.
Together, Chrysalis, Cherry Berry, and a horde of brave-but-dumb changelings will make world history... or, more likely, they'll make a lot of really big explosions.
Inspired by Kerbal Space Program. Current cover art by Jason Meador aka texasuberalles.
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