They call her the greatest stockbroker on Wall Street. Some call her the next Warren Buffett. She's the "Pink Pony of Wall Street."
They call her the greatest stockbroker to ever hit Wall Street. Some call her the next Warren Buffett. Working from a nondescript, shoebox-sized office, her clients have earned millions through her shrewd investments.
She's...the "Pink Pony of Wall Street."
Intended for Admiral Biscuit's Not-A-Contest for ponies working on Earth. This was an impulse write--proofreading my may be spotty.
Cover image credit (Thanks to Admiral Biscuit and Trick Question for helping me find this very appropos picture!)
Featured 5/7-5/8/2020 Featured at #1 (with Mature turned off), 5/7/2020
Sometimes Twilight Velvet really hates that her kids are famous, and not for the reason you'd think.
Twilight Velvet gave birth to two kids and didn't expect much out of the ordinary. But when your kids grow up to save Equestria multiple times, it becomes very clear to the rest of the world that they are extraordinary. That means a lot of fame for her kids.
Shortly after being defeated in the Canterlot invasion, Chrysalis decides to use her most powerful weapon against the ponies; bureaucracy.
Chrysalis was blasted from Canterlot by Shining’s and Cadance’s love for each other, but she hasn’t lost yet, she still has a secret weapon against them.
A weapon that only an ancient love-sucking being with a keen mind and an army of spies can wield; a deep understanding of the pony’s laws.
So, she arms herself with a business suit, glasses, and a briefcase full of documents, and marches on towards Canterlot.
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Luna is not the only wanderer in the world of dreams.
Every night, Princess Luna soars through the land of dreams, shepherding the minds of her subjects. It is lonely, thankless work, forgotten by the ponies she helps as soon as the sun rises.
Luna is not the only one who stalks in the night. Monsters, yes, predators that glide in the dark spaces between the stars. But there are other wanderers as well, spirits who step easily between the worlds. Sometimes she meets them.
And sometimes she comes back with them.
An homage to Luna and little siblings everywhere. Keep up the good fight.
There's a small star in Celestia's bedroom, and Luna's the only one who can get it out.
Sometimes unexpected mishaps occur; sometimes you leave your saddlebag at home, sometimes a faucet breaks, sometimes you lose the keys to the front door.
Sometimes a small star appears in your bedroom.
Fortunately for Celestia, whereas the rest of you would be apocalyptically out of luck, she has Luna.
Unfortunately for her, that means talking to Luna.
The dread Coronavirus has emerged in Equestria. Meanwhile, Corona Sheen’s life has been rather miserable of late.
Disclaimer: This story is a comedy. Ms. Sheen’s life is not yours. Don’t take it too seriously. However, the real Coronavirus is a serious matter. Please follow the instructions of your leaders and healthcare professionals. And when in doubt, statistics don’t lie.
Rainbow Dash talks to Twilight about some (cuddling) urges she's been having.
Rainbow Dash too cool for stamp collecting, or reading super-nerdy science books about the "Solar System" or "Outer Space", or even for thinking properly half the time. She was also definitely too cool for cuddling.
Right?
TwiDash fluffiness and cuddles. Rated C for "cuddles".
Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.
When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.
Luster Dawn has just been made Princess Twilight's Sparkle's student. The weight and stress of this responsibility weighs down heavy on the young filly. Fortunately, her mother is there to help her shoulder it.
Luster Dawn is a unicorn filly enrolled at Princess Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns. After only a year, in which she displayed her exemplary use of magic and expertise at fostering friendships, it would come only as a surprise to her that Princess Twilight Sparkle would offer her the role of being her personal student. Whilst such a thing should have been an honour for the young filly, she can't help but let the stress of carrying such a title weigh heavy on her haunches.
Fortunately, her mother, who isn't the best when it comes to all things emotional, is there to lend her a hoof.
