MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon
Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.
Fistfights ensue.
This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomHumanTwilightAnon
When Twilight comes to pay Anon one of her regular visits Anon asks a question that turns the usually calm and pleasant visits awkward and embarrassing. The question being about Horn Licking,
This has suggestive content/humor and may not be suitable for all humans and/ or ponies. please read responsibly.
MLP: FiMSadHumanAlt. UniverseFluttershyAnon
Anon's life has been a constant stream of irritation, thanks to Fluttershy trying to do her best to win his heart. But, what happens when you walk around in someone else's hooves? How would you feel to be constantly rejected?
Reading the original is NOT necessary.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon
You've been working on the apple fields for almost a year.
Heat season is here, and nopony told you what it really means.
AJ can't take it anymore.
Another green I made a while ago.
Simple smut, don't go in expecting something as lovey dovey as 'academic purpose'.
I'm not that great at writing AJ, it was more practice than anything else.
Tags; 2nd person, AiE, HiE, horny background pony in heat, human and horse falling in love while doing it, accidental impregnation and worst of all a happy ending
Also, bad spacing and structure, and sadly, no Trump jokes.
Now with audio reading by Lotus Moon >Over here<
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityPornHumanEmberAnon
Featured 05/24/17
Mating season is always a difficult time for a dragon, especially when that dragon is the Dragon Lord, and especially especially when they're a female Dragon Lord. It's late in the season and most of the dragonesses have already laid their clutches, but Ember still can't find a suitor. Though she is more than ready, she can't lay until she finds a mate to fertilize her eggs. All of her male subjects are either already taken or too afraid of her, and taking them as sex slaves like former Dragon Lords just doesn't seem right. Maybe it's the ponies' influence.
Thankfully Anon happens to be passing through the Dragon Lands, and he's more than happy to fill in.
As you might have guessed, this is a clopfic involving dragons and erotic egg-laying (aka oviposition). Also included for good measure: large belly (gotta have somewhere to put all those eggs), excessive pussy juice, cunnilingus, rimming, mild tail fetish, 69, tonguejob (Is that a thing? It should be a thing.), finger-blasting, anal, vaginal, creampie (anal and vaginal), cervical penetration, cum in womb, mixing of fluids
Additional things found in the Even Kinkier Version: squirting, creampie eating, egg licking
The Even Kinkier Version has just about everything in it that I'm into. I was having cognition problems that prevented me from writing, and I wrote this just as I began my treatment. My writing ability returned quite suddenly and completely, and as a result my product was overloaded with pent-up ideas. Luckily for you I have separated it so that you may enjoy as much or as little kink as you would like (within reason, of course).
This is also the first story I have written with Anon, and I hope for it to be the last. I know that there's probably more buildup than there needs to be, especially for an Anon-in-Equestria story, but I cut it down as much as I could. I didn't want to spend the time fleshing out the main character or humans in general in-universe when I could just gloss over it and fast-forward to the action. While glossing over details isn't typically my style, I decided since egg-laying fics were so rare I didn't want to distract too much from the good stuff.
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornHumanRarityAnon
Busy working on an order for a customer, Rarity finds herself interrupted by the local human, Anon. Accustomed to his normal antics, Rarity isn't too worried. Unfortunately, Rarity wasn't completely prepared for what Anon had in store for her.
Kinks: Interspecies (Human x Pony [Eww Gross xD]) | Large Endowment | Blowjob | Messy and Forceful Face Fuck | Mild Stomach Bloat | Throatpie |Filling up the Sinuses
Cover Art is a cropped Piece by 'Alcor' (1655838 on Derpi [Content Warning:] The full image has polarizing content.)
The story idea is 'inspired' by a piece created by 'Sundown'. (775688 on Derpi to be exact.)
**6/6**
MLP: FiMSexNarcoticsViolenceProfanityDarkComedyRandomCrossoverHumanCelestiaDerpyOCMain 6Anon
Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.
(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)
Cover Art by me.
Here’s the sequel. People like it for some reason.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanSpikeDoctor WhoovesOtherMain 6Starlight Glimmer
If you were thrown into a world of technicolor ponies, what would you do? For the lone human Anonymous, he'll discover the insane and wacky world of Equestria after being whisked away from Earth via portal. With a few interesting side effects, Anon will go on a quest to remember his past while also learning about friendship...and all that fruity stuff.
"Mysterious alien-like being to ponykind equals riveting tale."
~The Gracious Articuno
"Watch how he dominates animals with this one weird trick!"
~Milos
"Kind of slice of life. I can just keep reading."
~spiketen
And before you BLINDLY hit the
MLP: FiMGoreViolenceProfanityDarkComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRainbow DashAnon
After an unexpected spa day with Rarity, Rainbow Dash looks just so cute you just can't stand it. No, really, she's adorable! It's downright hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could possibly come of doing that, right?
Warning: Contains Anon, contains violence.
Listen to a full narration of the story by Fire Rain HERE!
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanOCOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon
It's been several months since the human, Anonymous, has taken permanent residence in Equestria with the bestest friends he could've asked for.
But life in this world is anything BUT normal. Having to deal with dogs, dance-offs and unfamiliar lands, Anon'll have to face the biggest threat of his life:
his EMOTIONS!!!
It's more serious than it all sounds...
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanSpikeOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon
Silly short/long stories with the reference-spewing 'hyewmun'.
Spin-off to Anon Begins and Anon II.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanSpikeOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon
Thanks to you, all the residents in Ponyville come together to listen to live dramas through mystical machines known as the 'radio', created by Doctor Whooves, on a weekly basis.
You are Anon.
And you sense things are gonna be a massive clusterbuck with the marshmallow pony in charge...
MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeHumanSilver SpoonAnon
The rents almost due and Anonymous the human is in need of some fast cash, so a friend recommends the illustrious Spoon family as an option to look into. And that option turns out to be watching over the only daughter to the wealthy family: Silver. And Silver Spoon is more than a little haughty...
MLP: FiMSexHumanAlt. UniverseFluttershyAnon
After the unfortunate mishap of Twilight's spell, you come to the orchard. Rather than finding your friends, however, you run into Flutterbat. The results are quite adult.
Contains Flutterbat aka vampire pony sex.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanDerpyAnon
Derpy resolves to better focus on her mailmare duties after her latest performance review.
I accidentally revoked submission so I submitted the story again. please don't read if you already have and I'm apologizing in advance
No one had ever seen Anon without his clothes on. Not even the princesses. So they task Twilight to unravel the mystery. How will she fare? There's only one way to find out...
This story is a response for a blog post you can find here. This is pretty rushed so don't expect too much.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeRainbow DashApplejackBig Mac
Rainbow Dash arrives at Sweet Apple Acres, looking for Applejack and finds her coming out of the woods. Just where was she last night?
Second place in the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Classic Contest #52 with the prompt "where'd you go?"
Idea inspired entirely from cover art, made by the talented yakovlev-vad.
A thank you to Zontan, TheDriderPony, Nailah, The Red Parade, Seer, and _Moonshot for proofreading and RubyDubious for prereading before publishing.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeFluttershyTwilight
Fluttershy is a flat-earther. Twilight doesn't like that.
Featured on the top slot on June 14, 2020. Thanks a ton everybody!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanOCLuster Dawn
Luster Dawn is having the worst day of her life. How will she be affected when she receives a visit from the strangest-looking creature she has ever seen?
Featured the same day as posting! Thank you all so much!!
EDIT 06/14/2020: Now with an audio reading, compliments of StraightToThePointStudio!
MLP: FiMAdventureSci-FiHumanAlt. UniversePinkieCelestiaBig MacLyraOC
A lone wanderer in the final days of Man. An impregnable fortress work-camp to stand against the total emigration of humanity to virtual Equestria. The artificial intelligence called 'Celestia'. Everything has been accounted for.
Everything.
