MLP: FiMViolenceAdventureDramaCelestiaChrysalis
Celestia has never used her full power.
Ever.
But that might be about to change. Chrysalis has contacted her and requested a meeting out in the middle of nowhere. Celestia expects a trap. In fact, she's hoping for it.
Featured: Because you guys are way too nice to me. Thank you all!
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightApplejackRarityOther
Rarity's tour of the fashion houses of New York City is interrupted by a man who doesn't have enough money to buy his wife a pair of diamond earrings for Valentine's Day, so she gives him her own earrings.
Then she finds out how Earth's diamond market works.
Now with a reading by AShadowOfCygnus!
MLP: FiMSexComedyHumanAlt. UniverseTwilight
note: thanks for Zyrian for editing! You're the best.
Greetings everypony! Now that the human world is soon to be open to Equestria, it's important to provide basic information about these long lost mythical creatures.
3/16/18 edited for spelling and grammatical errors.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaOtherMain 6
George has a lot to learn about Equestria. For the most part he's been doing that by reading all he can at the royal library, where he works. He's not too concerned with going out and making friends but meeting one pony may change how he feels about things.
Thanks to FallenAngel for commissioning this story.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeTwilightRainbow Dash
Rainbow develops her winter floof, but it’s bigger and fluffier than ever this year.
MLP: FiMMLP: MovieProfanityComedyTwilightTempest Shadow
Twilight's been meaning to ask.
Rated teen for alcohol and dick jokes.
I didn't originally mean for this to be my entry into Aragon and Friends' THE COMEDY (IS SERIOUS BUSINESS) CONTEST, but it worked out perfectly.
Content Warning: wildly waveringly written drunk dialogue. And a pun.
Reading by SNinja! Go support him on YouTube!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedyTwilightMinuetteSunset ShimmerMoondancer
Twilight and Sunset race against the clock to save Canterlot from a foe of unimaginable power… a romantic narrative.
Entry in Aragon's Comedy (is Serious Business) Contest with the prompt Today We Learned Something "Subtle."
Cover Design by Novel Idea
Twilight Sparkle Cutie Mark By Intbrony
Cover based on screenshot from Black Mesa
Beta Reader & Editor Credits
Cursori: Reader of Many a Pony Word
Little Tinker: Master of Systems at Poniverse & Scripting Engineer on The Manehattan Project
Ladrian: Resident Snarky Mistborn
Heartshine: Smol Pegsus, BIg Heart
Oroboro: Assassin of Extra Spa ces
Painted Heart: Wife of the Author 
Word Count: 12,000
Version: 3.1
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeFluttershyCelestia
During the first conflict with Discord after his 1,000 year imprisonment, each of the ponies who wield the Elements of Harmony were forced to match wits with the Master of Chaos. All of them found that they were sorely out of their depth.
Except, perhaps, for one.
After Discord is imprisoned, Celestia takes each of the ponies aside to hear their stories. Fluttershy is the last one called and is a little nervous about the meeting. With a little encouragement from a friend, she is able to join the Princess for a cup of tea and describe her encounter with Discord. It might prove to be a rather fateful discussion.
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Planned as the first in a series of related short stories based on Fluttershy as she shares tea with Discord and possibly one or two others.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeGildaDerpyMain 6Maud PieStarlight Glimmer
Being a mailpony is often an unrewarding job. You deliver letters and packages, and sometimes you mix things up and other ponies get upset. Still, there's got to be something positive that can come out of such a dull and thankless career, and Derpy is determined to make the most of it.
Even if she never gets any credit for the effort she puts into it.
Edited by the talented Fuzzy Fabricator.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseRainbow DashScootalooCelestiaOther
being a human in equestria isn't easy, but I'm hopeful that moving to ponyville will help me find my true place in this world and maybe even something more.
side note: this is not solely a clop fic, just a heads up
The sequel is out now. Its called, The tainted crown
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomTwilightRainbow DashSpikeStarlight GlimmerMoondancer
Twilight, Starlight Glimmer, and Moondancer spend a night experimenting in the basement. This is only the beginning of their problems. What seemed like a good idea, soon causes the whole town to be utterly screwed. Literally.
Preread by Bootsy Slickmane
Russian translation by FoxcubRandy
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaOC
It's been three months since Princess Celestia appeared in your bed. Three months since she took that bed, along with your sheets and your pillows. Three months since she nearly drove your girlfriend away from you. But peace was made, and everything had been going relatively smoothly. Life was even beginning to look up.
Until today.
A spin-off of Ocalhoun's Princess Celestia is in your bed.
Cover art/inspiration by GSphere.
With pre-reading/advice from Admiral Biscuit, NeonGreenTiger, and Majin Syeekoh.
Live reading by Ichabod Creep!
Russian translation by Hellsmenser!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeSpikeSpa PoniesEmber
Becoming Dragon Lord has brought a wave of new responsibilities for Ember, none of which she enjoys. The first of these tasks are the formal negotiations with Equestria, which will either formalize peace between the two nations or else be the start of a deadly war. She's pretty sure it's going to be the former, but if she has to sit through another awful meeting, she may change her mind.
Spike offers her an alternative: visit the spa.
Written as a minific commission by Vilken666 on my Patreon. Fluff isn't really my genre, but I took my best crack at it anyway. This was the result. Credit for the fantastic cover goes to Zutcha, as usual.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeChrysalisChangelings
Chewy loves her mother with all her heart, but how can she stand out from the dozens of other love-hungry nymphs? By being the cutest of them all, of course!
Story set after Chrysalis was run out of her former hive.
YouTube Reading
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestia
Featured on 17th of July 2015, Friday. To everyone who has viewed this story and those yet to view it, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Coca Cola and cookies for everyone!
Shortly after Twilight Sparkle became a princess, Celestia approached her former-unicorn student to explain the situation to her.
Here's how it went down.
Based on a funny Harry Potter parody.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaOCAnon
It's not something Anon thinks about a lot but one tough day in school is enough to bring up a question that's been bothering him for awhile.
(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)
Art by Nobody
MLP: FiMSexComedyCelestiaCadance
No really, Princess Celestia has a lot of sex. Really. Cadance's claims to the contrary are unfounded, wholly false, and her concern over the matter is entirely misplaced. There is absolutely no reason to continue discussing the matter. So let's just drop the subject completely and move on.
Please.
Featured on 12/31/17
MLP: FiMSexRomanceHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...
I'm going to be rewriting this shortly. Thank you guys for the support!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeRainbow DashLightning Dust
"If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago, I could be flying up there right now. With her, with them, the Wonderbolts. But... would I be better off for it?"
After being expelled from the Wonderbolts Academy, Lightning Dust traveled around Equestria in search of herself. Then, many years later, after a hard day of working she went to a bar and ran into the last pony she ever expected to meet again.
Who is jealous of who, though?
Written for the Everfree Northwest 2015 Iron Author Competition
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeShining ArmorThorax
Flat teeth or fangs? Velvety smooth coat or firm carapace? Mane or headfin?
Thorax frets over which face he wishes to show the crystal ponies his age. Fortunately, there's somepony willing to offer a word or two of comfort and support, as well as teach him a life lesson that will stick with him forever.
Preread by Fahrenheit and Timaeus.
Loosely inspired by this piece by Starshade001. Used as cover art with permission from the artist.