Read It Later
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MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightRainbow DashDaring Do
Rainbow Dash just wants somepony to read her manuscript now, not 'later'. (Which we all know means never.)
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightRainbow DashDaring Do
Rainbow Dash just wants somepony to read her manuscript now, not 'later'. (Which we all know means never.)
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRainbow DashTempest Shadow
Tempest Shadow has a lot to deal with. Training the legions of Equestria to resist future threats, working with her annoyingly alluring escort, Rainbow Dash, plus her lack of a horn all adds up to nothing but stress. How does she cope with it all?
The same way that many mares do: she uses a strap-on, but not in the way one would think.
MLP: FiMDramaSlice of LifeOtherButton Mash
In school today, Button Mash learned an interesting fact: unlike other mammals, male horses and male mice are born without nipples.
Button returns home with a difficult question for his mother. Now it's up to Mom to teach him a valuable lesson in self-acceptance.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSci-FiSlice of LifeCrossoverAlt. UniverseTwilightRarityCelestia
Twilight once thought she knew everything there was to know about cutie mark magic. She was wrong. As it turns out, there is a lot more content out there when it comes to cutie mark magic, unlocking that potential is something not just any pony can do, much to the frustration of a certain white-coated alicorn princess.
This is a dumb one-shot vaguely inspired by a writing prompt found on Reddit, and was a caffeine fueled midnight adventure into the wonderful world that is fan-fiction.
As my second ever fanfic, first ever completed fanfic, and first upload on this site, I don't expect greatness, but what better way is there to learn and improve?
Feel free to point out any errors I might have missed, as well as anything that is particularly irritating to read, or that doesn't make sense grammatically. Most of all though, hope you enjoy!
Teen tag is for the use of a naughty word or two (depending on what you consider naughty or not)
Cover is by the ever amazing Evehly, used with permission.
Source: https://evehly.deviantart.com/art/Art-663778952
Edit: Featured? Thank you so much everyone, this is heaps more than I had hoped for, I really appreciate that!
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaRoyal Guard
Quality control is an important cornerstone of any organization, and magical castles full of Pony Princesses are no exception. When Luna and Celestia read the suggestions given to them by their staff however, the result is most certainly not better efficiency and satisfaction.
EDIT: Featured 10/24/17! Thank you all!
EDIT: Featured at #1 10/24/17! Awesome, I'm glad you're all enjoying!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeDJ P0N-3
Or a vampire, for that matter!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanCelestia
After a long day’s work, Celestia loves nothing more than to get her belly rubbed by Josh, the Royal Belly Scratcher.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon
When you yet again find that pony furniture has failed you, something has to be done. You're tired of being uncomfortable, and of having chairs crumble underneath your weight. You decide to take matters into your own hands, and build yourself something to sit in. Now... how exactly does one build a chair, anyway?
This is a dumb story. It is short, and stupid, and really dumb. It's got a few gross sentences too. Hopefully it'll make you laugh a little anyway.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestia
Ponyville declares to Celestia that they are now their own sovereign nation. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Written for Aragon, comedy master, for his birthday.
Edited by Majin Syeekoh
MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeRainbow DashScootalooOther
Everypony has always wondered who Scootaloo's family is including Rainbow Dash, so when she asks to meet them she is taken to meet her guardians at her home. What will happen and who is Scootaloo's family?
Done as a hypothetical situation after the recent reveal in the books.
Cover image belongs to PixelKitties
Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.
What makes this hell, again?
Now has a Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightOther
Equestria is saved again, and, as usual, a party is thrown to celebrate. But, while singers sing and dancers dance, Twilight, the Princess of Friendship, realises that there's somepony here who has a few things to say to her, and that she has a few things to say to her too.
Warning: This story will contain spoilers for the MLP movie.
MLP: FiMComedyAlt. UniverseTwilightOther
A more realistic take on the opening events of the MLP movie, where the entire cast is NOT hit by plot mandated incompetence. It is, as expected, significantly shorter.
(Minor spoilers for first 15 minutes of the MLP movie, but 90% consisting of what would already be known from the trailers.)
Cover image borrowed from DashieMLPFim
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyDramaSlice of LifeHumanTwilightRainbow DashOther
“Do Humans Hibernate?” Rainbow has a question on her mind. She's not entirely sure why it's bothering her so much. It probably doesn't help that the only human she could ask is the world's greatest liar.
Cover art by Pusspuss this random guy called ‘Pen Mightier’ who probably wishes he is Pusspuss but isn’t.
Marshal: (mɑː.ʃəl) noun….etymology - archaic: Middle English, from Anglo-French ‘mareschal’, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German ‘marahscalc’, from ‘marah’ (horse) + ‘scalc’ (servant). Originally referring to "a person in charge of the upkeep of horses or stable hand”. The station became a position of trust and power in medieval courts and went on to acquire its modern military usage.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseRainbow DashOCOtherFlitter and CloudchaserBat Pony
(This Fic has a sequel, or a continuation as you like.)
Have you ever imagined that one day you would wake up in a strange new world in an even stranger new body? Well I never have but it still happened and now I am running around in my OC’s body in a land I thought was nothing more than a silly children’s cartoon.
Well here I am…in the land where friendship is supposedly magic as an alicorn no less, staying with the two pegasi sisters while trying to make sense of my situation and keeping my whole alicorn appearance a secret…especially from the OTHER two alicorn’s. God knows what happens when these ponies find out what I really am...Both now and what i used to be.
Hopefully, one day…all of this will make sense and let’s just hope I don’t cause too much chaos while trying to find answers and trying to find a way back home.
(STORY GOT FEATURED IN 25/7/2016 
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(This story was somewhat inspired by "The Third Roommate" and "Fleeting Flames" but will still have its own nature, style and obviously plot. Also big thank you to WrittenWord333 for helping me figure out the plot for this story.)
(Cover art by me.)
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomSadAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow DashPinkieApplejackRarityApple BloomSpikeCelestiaBig Mac
Humans in Equestria? Naa, that's been done to death. What about Ponies in Equestria?
When a clever pony from the human world finds herself in the land of intelligent Equestrian ponies, how will she react?
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseSpikeCelestiaLunaMain 6
"Humans.... Quite possibly the most infuriating mythical creatures in existence. If you ever have the 'luck' to meet a Human in your travels across Equestria, then you must be careful. Humans are extremely powerful creatures, some would say more so than Celestia or Luna, they are also more unpredictable than Discord. They can help you in a tight spot if you're lucky, or play nasty tricks on you if you don't hold the Human's favor. In my time I've seen a Human give a filly pounds upon pounds of gold, and the same one turn greedy ponies into gold. The only one I ever have seen 'face-to-face' was in my earlier years, he helped me repair my wagon when it broke down in Everfree Forest, by fix I mean a whole new one appeared not ten feet away, and the only thing the Human asked for in return was a spindle.... But be warned, never anger a Human, a trick or two in fair game is fine, but if you ever manage to truly anger a Human...... you'll be part of the small number ever to meet non-existence." - Star-Swirl the Bearded.
A silly nonsensical story, not to be taken seriously. Some chapters are not connected to others.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeChangelingsSpa Ponies
Sometimes, Spotlight - or, Psych Ologist, as known by the masses - needs some time to unwind.
And, between bickering couples, Cloud Kicker's horrible aura of train-wreckery and the Cutie Mark Crusader Lemonade Fabricators, 'unwinding' may need a little more than the typical 'Two' he gets from his friends at the Spa.
No, this time, he's getting a Four.
Oh yeah, things just got serious.
Non-canon oneshot set in the Winningverse ~ Title for Chono
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSpikeBerry Punch
Berry Punch likes to be the first one at the punch bowl. However, this time, someone beat her to it.
Special thanks to ChappedPenguinLips for editing.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyTwilightRainbow DashApplejackRarity
This is a story about Rarity's hips.
(All good stories are.)
An entry for the Appledash Contest #5: Second Chances. Edited by MrNumbers.