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EHyoo-man Hunting

Likes: 1112 Dislikes: 26

on Fimfiction, by little big pony

MLP: FiMRandomHumanCelestiaOCRaven Inkwell

Princess Celestia attempts to hunt that most dangerous of creatures. Her assistant is not amused.

Princess Celestia attempts to hunt the most dangerous game: man. Her assistant wants more than anything for her to get back to work.






Artist is lovelyneckbeard

EDiplomatic Immunity

Likes: 880 Dislikes: 24

on Fimfiction, by AssaultTurtle

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaAnon

As the only human in Equestria, Anon has been given the position of an ambassador. Because of it, he was granted an immunity by the Princesses. Literally.

An ancient law of Canterlot states that each species present within the city must have an adequate diplomatic representation. There are no exemptions from it, even as far as interdimensionals aliens are concerned. As such, Anonymous the Human must pick up the mantle of an ambassador for humanity, even if he is the sole specimen. Even if he doesn't want to.

But it's not all bad news for him. After all, with such a responsibility also come some privileges. Personal guard detail, generous private mansion, all expenses covered by the crown. And of course, diplomatic immunity. Only that, thanks to the pony magic, the word immunity is taken much more seriously in Equestria.


Proofread by Havana

TSunbeam

Likes: 790 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanOCOther

People you talk to on the phone aren't always what you expect when you meet them.

Talk to someone on the telephone enough and you get an idea of what they look like.

And then you meet them for the first time, and they're not at all what you expected.

EA Word of Caution

Likes: 1607 Dislikes: 61

on Fimfiction, by Eighth

MLP: FiMComedyDramaSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanTwilightApplejackAnon

A strange creature arrives in Ponyville and the Apples have taken it upon themselves to keep it as a pet, despite Twilight's cautious words.

A human has arrived in Ponyville that the Apples dubbed, "Anonymous."
Twilight is worried he might be dangerous. They know nothing about him after all. However, the Apples still treat him like a common pet, until he begins mimicking speech.

TThe Impossible Task

on Fimfiction, by Silver Shadows

MLP: FiMComedyDramaRandomTwilightRainbow DashPinkie

Twilight's ego grew as time went on. Rainbow thought of an impossible task that nopony could do and without telling her the task, she gives an offer. Twilight accepts and needs to do the impossible task. She tries but will it completely change life?

Twilight was very skilled in magic and adequate in other places. The one thing she was amazing at was solving problems. One example would be Winter Wrap Up. She always thought that a list and following through it was the answer to everything. Rainbow Dash promised that she knew something that Twilight would not be able to fix with a list or following through it. Nopony could.
Twilight had scoffed and said that she would be able to do it if there was a list. Rainbow finally sets the rules. If Twilight manages to finish the task, Rainbow would not prank her for a month. If Twilight wasn't able to do it, then Twilight was not allowed to read for two weeks. Was Twilight up for Rainbow's impossible task or will the task completely change? Only one way to find out...

Warnings: There will be some language in the story

EKnowing Everything Hurts Your Brain Severely

Likes: 85 Dislikes: 2

on Fimfiction, by Princess Glitzy

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceShining Armor

Filly Twilight wakes up one morning and she knows everything. Also, Discord and Luna are in this even though they aren't here during this time period because it will be funny.

EKnowing Everything Hurts Your Brain

Likes: 97 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by Princess Glitzy

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightSpikeMain 6

One day Twilight wakes up and she knows everything about anything.

One day Twilight wakes up and she knows things that are impossible to know. She knows the future, she knows secrets and she even has a few ideas about Equestria that nopony else knows.

TLost in Translation: Mornings with Derpy

Likes: 151 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by Kishin

MLP: FiMRomanceComedyHumanDerpyOtherDinky Hooves

Mornings, the lovable Ditzy Doo, a human translator, and coffee results in a very, very bad start to your day.

[Second Person][Romance][Comedy][Human]

Just an average morning with your favorite mailmare and her daughters, Dinky and Sparkler, the ponies that you value with all your heart, as they do with you. From the moment you met them all, they had favored you as a caretaker, parent, and even a life partner for that very special somepony that just so happens to be called Ditzy Doo.

As you, a Homo-Sapiens translator well-accustomed to Equestria and its language, prepare for your day and the meals of your favorite fillies and beloved cross-eyed mare, you attempt to keep your sanity...

...and Ditzy away from the coffee.

EPrincess Celestia Goes to Costco

Likes: 400 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by Grand_Moff_Pony

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaOC

Celestia extends her stay on Earth, which means you need a lot more Fanta. To save money, you take Celestia with you to Costco. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Celestia nearly flooded your apartment, and now she's informed you that she'll be staying on Earth for at least a few more months. Facing mounting costs for soda, you go to Costco to buy Fanta in bulk.

Naturally, Celestia insists on coming along.


A spin-off of Ocalhoun's Princess Celestia is in your bed.
Cover art commissioned from the awesome Mystical Alpha.
Pre-read/edited by Admiral Biscuit and Winston.

With Live Readings by:
Scarlett Blade
Doom Pie Network

TVinyl Scratch vs Football

Likes: 363 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by The 24th Pegasus

MLP: FiMProfanityRandomHumanDJ P0N-3Octavia

Vinyl Scratch likes football. Octavia really likes football. Vinyl Scratch is terribly confused.

This is all Zaponator's fault.

TLove Conquers All - The After Days

Likes: 597 Dislikes: 60

on Fimfiction, by truekry

MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceAnon

The evil known as Anon has surrendered. But what to do with him?

Anon has surrendered to Cadance because of loneliness. Now it is her duty to reform him, but sadly, she has no idea how. She asks her fellow alicorns for advice. Things go haywire pretty fast.

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Story is fully written. Chapters will be released when edited by JBL

TLove Conquers All

Likes: 842 Dislikes: 27

on Fimfiction, by truekry

MLP: FiMProfanityComedyHumanCadanceShining ArmorFlash SentryFlurry HeartAnon

Anon, the most evil villain of Equestria, surrenders.

Cadance thought it would be a normal quiet day, that is until Anon, the most evil villain Equestria has ever seen, stumbles in her throne room.

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Now with a sequel: The After Days

EStraight Colts Don't Kiss

Likes: 273 Dislikes: 31

on Fimfiction, by eLLen

MLP: FiMRomanceOtherRumble

Why would they? Colts like fillies, boys like girls. Maybe they're just curious.

Why would they?

Colts like fillies, boys like girls.

Maybe they're just curious.

TTwilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming

Likes: 155 Dislikes: 2

on Fimfiction, by deadpansnarker

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightSpikeZecoraMain 6Starlight Glimmer

Twilight wakes up one morning. And she can't stop rhyming. The same is true for all of her friends. They aren't too happy about it, either.

Twilight wakes up one morning. And she can't stop rhyming. The same is true for all of her friends. They aren't too happy about it, either.

Let's face it, neither would you.

TWrong Room

Likes: 256 Dislikes: 12

on Fimfiction, by Flint-Lock

MLP: MovieRomanceComedySlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaQueen NovoPrincess Skystar

Twilight catches Celestia and Queen Novo being...intimate. Things get awkward. Fast.

Twilight Sparkle is exhausted.

All day, she's been working her hooves down to the bone, tackling a never-ending stream of paperwork. She just wants to go back to her guest room, take a shower, and relax for the next couple of years.

After looking around, she opens the door to what she thinks is her bedroom, only to find Princess Celestia and Queen Novo....making out.

Things only go downhill from there.



Special thanks to Georg and BronyWriter for proofreading and editing.

TStiff Wings

Likes: 426 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by aidyr

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightRainbow Dash

What's one of the more embarrassing things you could ever have happen to you? Getting a wingboner in front of all your friends seems pretty high on the list. Twilight is of course grateful for her wings, but they do have their downsides. Lucky for her, a good friend won't mind comforting you even under such awkward circumstances.

Rated T for: Sexual themes


Featured story on June 2nd 2018
Holy shit, I didn't expect it'd be a popular story at all. Thanks you guys. <3

EA Disguised Date

Likes: 394 Dislikes: 16

on Fimfiction, by Jay David

MLP: FiMMLP: ComicRomanceSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaCadanceRoyal Guard

Celestia, during the days of her disguised journeys through Equestria, finds herself in an unexpected situation

Though the days are now over when Princess Celestia walked through Equestria with a false face, there were nevertheless many times when her annual journey put her in odd an unexpected situations. One such moment was when, to her surprise, she actually found herself being courted, thus leading her to something she would never have anticipated.


Based on the events of Issue 65 of the MLP Comics, and will also contain spoilers for past issues.

ETake a Look at My... Marefriend?!

Likes: 269 Dislikes: 3

on Fimfiction, by Amethyst_Dawn

MLP: FiMRomanceComedyPinkieSpike

Spike wonders when Pinkie got so fine

Spike and Pinkie are called by the map to the lovely city of Phillydelphia, but the setting is a lot more romantic than Spike is comfortable with.


Collaboration with the ever-so-talented Summer Dancer.

Featured May 22nd-25th, 2018

ETwilight The Phraseologist

Likes: 68 Dislikes: 3

on Fimfiction, by deadpansnarker

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightSpikeCelestiaLunaStarlight Glimmer

Twilight awakens one morning with an odd tic: she can't stop talking in cliches and phrases. All this, on the eve of a big speech in Canterlot, too. Starlight tries to help, but might her magical 'remedy' cause more problems than it solves?

Created as a companion piece to Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming, but this is just a bit longer.

Featured from 25/5/18 to 26/5/18. Yippee!

TTrixie and Luna Go to The Pound

Likes: 101 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by Skijarama

MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanLunaTrixieSunset ShimmerStarlight GlimmerFluttershy (EqG)

After making a lewd remark, Trixie is blasted into the human world by Starlight Glimmer alongside Princess Luna. And now the two are fillies. It must be saturday.

When Trixie makes a lewd remark to Starlight Glimmer during their 'medal of honor' celebration, Starlight blasts the showmare into the next room in an effort to shut her up. Sadly, her efforts send not only Trixie to the next dimension, but also Princess Luna.

While Starlight is panicking back in Equestria, Trixie and Luna discover that they did not turn into humans upon passing through the mirror portal. Instead, they are now fillies.

Saturdays suck.

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